Officer Matsuda Wants To Save Himself

"Shouldn't I say something like that?" Matsuda Jinping looked at the barrage that was getting worse and worse, feeling a little funny.

【No no no! It's better to say it three thousand times a day! Love you three thousand times—]

[Fuck, why do I have to eat Iron Man's knife here in Matsuda! 】

Matsuda Jinpei discovered that live broadcasts don't seem to have a specific theme - you can understand them just by watching him sleep with such relish.

But he couldn't really go to sleep on the live broadcast. Yesterday was a mistake.

In this case...

"Live class tomorrow?" Matsuda Jinping asked at the barrage.

【Eh? What a class! 】

"There will be an investigation-related class tomorrow. The theme is the study of criminal crimes... It is more official. To put it simply, it is to learn to observe whether a person is a criminal or not. If the other party is a criminal, how to deal with it." Matsuda Jinping propped his chin and said: "Since you have time to watch me sleep, let's take the opportunity to learn a little bit."

"There is nothing taught in the police academy that ordinary citizens cannot know. It's just that as a police officer, you need to take the responsibility of protecting citizens. But the police can't always arrive in time. You can learn a little through official channels, probably not. What's the downside?"

"Of course, I'm not asking you to really confront the criminal." Matsuda Jinping explained briefly: "The police don't chase after seeing the criminal. They should observe and confirm first, and then try to pass this person. The gang that catches them... seems to have gone astray. The police are capable of doing so, and they can contact their peers with the same expertise in time."

"As ordinary citizens, you only need to be aware of the dangers around you, detect and react in time."

"What you need to do is not to follow, but to call the police." When saying this, Matsuda Jinping's aura became serious and serious: "Protecting yourself is the most important thing."

【…】

[Mom, I'm in love again! 】

[He is so serious about my safety! 】

[Don't worry about Mazda, I won't necessarily go out for hundreds of years—]

"Be serious, I'm not kidding." Matsuda Jinping raised his head and glanced at the barrage: "Even at home, robbers and thieves... tsk."

"Since you didn't refuse, let's go to class tomorrow." Matsuda Jinping nodded to confirm this, and then noticed that the phone's battery was a little charged, and it could be turned on.

As soon as he turned it on, the phone froze for a while. Matsuda Jinping was a little puzzled. Is his mobile phone not so bad?

But after being stuck for half a minute, in an instant, the bells of dozens of text messages suddenly ticked.

Matsuda Jinping: !

Matsuda Jinping lowered his head and glanced at the news, and in the next instant, the phone rang.

Looking at the name above, Matsuda Jinping immediately connected, and said before the other party: "Hagi! Why can't you get your phone wrong!"

The opposite Hagihara Kenji was stunned: [Eh? Did Xiao Zhenping also find it? 】

Matsuda Jinhei: "Normally, who would send me so many messages and complain, 'Why don't you reply to the message, Hagihara-kun'!"

Time goes back to six in the morning.

At that time, Hagihara Kenji wanted to check the time, but his own mobile phone was placed on the ground because of the previous relationship. The easiest way is to pick up Matsuda Jinping's mobile phone on the desk at the end of the bed.

After reading the time, Hagihara Kenji did not put it back, but was held by him.

After that, Hagihara Kenji woke up and left, because he was half asleep and forgot that the mobile phone in his hand was not his own, so he took it away. On the other hand, Matsuda Jinhei picked up the "Hagihara Kenji's" cell phone on the ground and put it in his pocket without looking at it.

There are only a few models of mobile phones now, and it is still the oldest one. When I bought a mobile phone, Hagihara bought it first, Matsuda Jinpei bought it for convenience, and Hagihara Kenji knew enough about mechanics. He must have bought the one that he liked the most, or the best one at the moment. So Matsuda Jinping bought one with the same configuration without much thought.

As a result, the two mobile phones have the same model, and the built-in wallpaper has not been changed. There is no way to tell the difference simply by looking at the screen.

It's just that Hagihara Kenji's cell phone can receive messages from the opposite **** every day, which makes it easy to distinguish.

However...because of the friendship the day before, Hagihara Kenji almost used up the battery and didn't charge it, and then completely forgot about it. Matsuda Jinpei didn't look at the phone, and the dead phone stayed in his pocket for a day. This led to the appearance of this oolong.

No wonder the Hagihara Kenji Club complained that there were no girls chatting with him today.

Matsuda Jinhei: "So you didn't find it all day?"

Hagihara Kenji: [Because I didn't even look at my phone today! I've been busy copying and printing all day, Xiao Zhenping, have you forgotten? 】

Matsuda Jinping: "Then what are you complaining about?"

Hagihara Kenji: [Because there is no need to open contacts for things like text messages, I haven't received any new messages all day! What's wrong with complaining a few words-]

Speaking of this, Hagihara Kenji complained: [But Xiaojinping, you really, no one is looking for you at all. If someone sends you a text message today, I can find this problem in advance. 】

"I'm really sorry I'm not popular." Matsuda Jinping: "So, how did you find out?"

[No, you are actually quite popular... Well, Xiao Zhufu just called me, to be precise, I wanted to call you. ] Hagihara Kenji's tone changed back to his usual tone: [Said his brother wanted to thank Xiaojinping for his help and asked if you were free. 】

"what?"

[That's right, isn't it because you first discovered the problem of Wai Shouyi and told Xiao Zhufu. This case has plagued them for 15 years, so thank you - want to officially thank you! 】

"...Isn't it necessary?"

[Xiao Zhenping, don't you think that it is still very important to Xiao Zhufu? 】 Hagihara Kenji laughed. [But Jingguang's brother doesn't force it. If you don't like it or don't have time, don't worry about it. 】

"It's not that I don't have time..." Matsuda Jinping's tone unknowingly suppressed: "But this is everyone's cooperation, when will the squad leader be called together?"

【…Are we going to fight? 】

Matsuda Jinping: "..."

Hagihara Kenji's tone rose: [Are you shy? Small flat. 】

"Long-winded, you're thinking too much." Matsuda Jinping: "I'm hanging up, remember to come and change my phone later."

[Eh, wait, wait—] Kenji Hagihara stopped him immediately.

Matsuda Jinping: "What else?"

Hagihara Kenji: [That's right, that, Kojinpei...]

Matsuda Jinping: [Speak quickly if you have something to say. 】

Hagihara Kenji: [Can you send me your phone? 】

Probably guessing Matsuda Jinhei's reaction, Hagihara Kenji softened his tone: [I just met a party here, and there will be an exchange of mailboxes at the end. 】

[Simply put, if Xiao Zhenping doesn't want to have a few more contacts for no reason...]

"threaten?"

【No, it is a request! ] Hagihara Kenji lengthened his voice: [Please - Xiaojinping! This is the request of my life! 】

"The request of your life is too cheap!"

With a click, Matsuda Jinpei hung up the phone.

The barrage looked at Matsuda Jinping's wrinkled brows, not only did he not have a trace of nervousness, but smiled: [Help, I can actually see the development of this kind of novel and comic in reality! 】

[Hahahahaha what script did you take! 】

[Reality is always more outrageous than fiction. 】

[But Xiao Zhenping, are you really going to send it? 】

"Or else? How many more people should I contact by phone?" Matsuda Jinping clicked his tongue, put on his coat and walked out.

Although Hagihara can't really do that...

Matsuda Jinpei narrowed his eyes, so what happened over there?