Chapter 113: The First Live Broadcast of Cloud Song!!

“This is Xiao Ying’s sister?!”

“Jin Chang Zhi!!!”

“What a good look! It is worthy of being Xiao Ying’s sister! ”

“Huh? Why have you been cold since just now? Could it be the iceberg system? I’m okay!!! ”

Yun Ge looked at the barrage on the screen speechlessly, he felt that he was undergoing unspeakable torture, how could everyone think that he was a woman! Little master, don’t I just spread my hair!

Look at my Adam’s apple! Check out my men’s outfit! I’m not wearing women’s clothes!

Obviously he hadn’t said a word yet, Yun Ge felt that he was inexplicably tired, what should he say at this time? Recalling the experience of watching the live broadcast in his previous life, Yunge said to the camera.

“Well, tired, this day’s live broadcast ends here~, next broadcast.”

“?!!!” xN。

When the goods were about to turn off the power of the computer and achieve the record of the fastest speed of light broadcasting on the entire network, I only heard the bedroom door bang, and the shouts of the screen came from the door.

“Brother, ah, no, sister, you are serious!!!”

“Squirt, trouble!”

“… Please don’t put it so thoroughly even if you put it badly, I don’t want to lose my powder! ”

Ying sat outside the door with Paimon in her arms, and the noise just now was caused by her smashing the back of her head on the door.

The girl was very speechless at the moment, although she would be rotten when she encountered her dear brother, but she didn’t expect him to pose like this!

But to say that the powder is not enough, even after only a few seconds of broadcasting, the screen found that the number of followers had climbed up, and when she saw the barrage sent on the barrage, the corners of her eyes suddenly twitched.

“Maa Tired after five seconds on the air, want to go down? ”

“Woman, you managed to get my attention!”

“It’s Xiao Ying’s voice just now, right?”

“Sister is so cool! And the long hair is much better than Xiao Ying! ”

“Agree +1, I prefer the long-haired sister-sama to the short-haired Xiaoying!”

“Agree +1086!”

The glow outside the door has a black face, feeling that what he has harvested before is a bunch of fake powder, and what else is it that my brother is better than me, are we twins, you door this junyang straight hair control!

Yun Ge, who was putting on a mess, also felt a little interesting looking at the barrage, he really wanted to open the door to see Ying’s expression at the moment, it must be very exciting.

However, he just noticed a little, obviously he spoke, but these netizens still did not recognize his gender, and the strangely shaped camera deliberately installed on the computer.

[+, this girl has a voice changer! ] 】

Yun Ge wanted to cover his face, he immediately realized the problem, the long hair scoop plus the high cold jade sister voice transformer, finished, this time he was really treated as a woman.

This girl is really well prepared!

Yun Ge glanced at the time and planned to broadcast for two hours, if he messed up, it would not be himself who lost the powder anyway.

“Sister, say something!”

At this time, there was a reminder from outside the door, and Yunge leaned on the chair without caring and replied faintly.

“Silence is golden, and I have the right to remain silent.”

“Sister!!!”

“Squirt, okay, okay, I won’t be able to do anything in the first live broadcast, let’s talk casually, if there are any questions, just ask, I know everything.”

Yun Ge said in a very loud tone, holding the “Rank of Notice” in his right hand to search for answers.

A group of exclamation points came from the barrage.

He originally wanted to be a knowledge answer anchor, for him there is no better mix, no matter what these netizens ask, as small as 1+1 equals a few, as large as the launch secret cloud song of the eagle country mushroom egg can be easily answered.

But Yunge misjudged the motivation of this netizens.

“Sister, I am planning to get married recently, but my marriage partner used to be an aquaman, although I love him, but I am so insecure, do you have any way?”

Gotta ~ become an emotional counseling live broadcast.

Yun Ge raised her eyebrows, thinking that the girl with the barrage was serious? I’m only 17 years old, and I just confessed to the girl I like yesterday, even if I call Mad San now and say let’s get married, I don’t know who to write about as a witness, and I can’t pass the age barrier.

However~ this question is not impossible for him to answer.

I saw Yun Ge say with a kind smile.

“It’s very simple, you get married and tattoo a ring on your finger, whoever divorces first will chop off your finger, hehe, isn’t it a good idea? Even the wedding ring is saved~”

“???”

“!!!”

Once again, the barrage was marked by question marks and exclamation marks.

Yun Ge calmly picked up the cup on the table and drank the lipstick tea, and found that this cup seemed to be glow… Forget it, it’s no big deal, the blood in the veins is the same, what’s wrong with drinking her water, gurgling, cheers!

“Talent! That’s a great idea! ”

“When I got married, I said to my partner, well, even the wedding ring money is saved, and I can add an extra square or two to the house.”

“Earlier, in the old days, you were going to break up with you on the spot!”

“Hehe, wake up, he didn’t even have a partner until then.”

The barrage brushed too much and too quickly, and the gifts were dazzling, Yunge didn’t see the reply from the fan who asked the question, but he felt that the girl would be grateful for his good idea.

Yunge himself thinks this is a good idea, and even thinks that it can be promoted globally, why should you do such a wasteful thing as buying a ring when you get married in the future, go directly to the tattoo parlor to get a tattoo ring, and cut off your fingers when you divorce!

This is definitely more than a diamond ring to represent true love!

Yunge is sure that if this is so promoted globally, the divorce rate between couples will definitely drop significantly in the future!

“Okay, problem solved, next.”

He knocked on the table with a small wooden hammer to announce the closure of the case, and immediately watched the single-act density refresh rate increase again.

“I’m coming, I’m coming, let me ask!”

“Fuck off! Sister-sama ordered me! ”

“I’m going to be my sister’s dog! You all dodge me! ”

At the same time, the screen outside the door was a little stunned, she felt that she had an illusion, how can this live broadcast room be much more active than when she usually broadcasts live?

Then another lucky fan got a voice.

“Sister, I want to fall in love, I have confessed to thirty boys so far, but all of them have been rejected, how can you be very healthy, please teach me!”

“Confession has been rejected thirty times, life!”

“Let me come, Laozi mother-fetus soa until now, as long as it is a mother!”

“Oh roar, serious in front? This is the strongest dead man in a thirty-game losing streak! ”

“Well, forget it, let me think about it…”

Yun Singer was holding a bucket of popcorn, also a little surprised and interested, he didn’t dare to imagine that there was such an unpopular person in this world, thirty confessions in a row, like him, who was confessed thirty times in the first week of school, could not ignore the pain.

And she is also a girl, you must know that in this era of single dogs in groups, many people’s goals are reduced to as long as they are mothers.

This can still be defeated like this, she… How chilling is it?

“Girl, can I send your picture privately? Just send it to Ying’s account private message. ”

“Okay, please wait a minute, Lord Mingming.”

Don’t call my sister, we’re men, can’t these netizens see Xiaoye’s Adam’s apple? Eyes are not to be donated!

Yun Ge complained in his heart while clicking on the private email to check the photo of this girl… Two seconds later he regretted it.

“Ahem! Ahem! Yingzi help, popcorn stuck in the throat, give me water! ”

“Brother… Sister! You’re okay, don’t scare me! ”

After pouring a large glass of water, Yun Ge easily eased up, he leaned back on the chair with a palpitation, forked off the photo on the private message, and then after a few seconds of silence, Yun Ge solemnly looked at the camera and said.

“Sister, you give up, the only man in this world who loves you has already married your mother.”

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