One Piece : Devil Eyes Pirate

Warning

Before you read this chapter, I just want to say that this particular chapter is religion s.e.n.s.i.t.i.v.e, so if any of you got offended by it it's your opinion, I also got mine. Also in the future chapters, there might be a similar s.e.n.s.i.t.i.v.e topic in it.

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Waking up from his sleep, Koujiro found himself laying on top of a sandy beach instead of inside his apartment.

''Urgh, where the f.u.c.k am I?''

Koujiro grunted while shielding his eyes from the bright sun, he felt the sand with his other hand and immediately realized that he's not anywhere near his apartment.

"Did the goons prank me again after I passed out?"

He looked around to find out where he was, but all he saw was an vast sea in front of him. Beach as far as his eyes could see and a thick jungle behind him.

Before he's able to stand up and explore the area, a blue screen popped out in front of him with a mail sign in the middle of it.

"What the f.u.c.k? Am I still dreaming?"

He slapped his face to make sure. Surely enough it hurt.

"Not in a dream for sure, but what f.u.c.k is this? Is this the new smart glasses that those kids keep talking about? But I'm not wearing any glasses."

He poked the blue screen to try to figure out things, but his finger just goes through it. He tried to tap on the mail sign, and the mail opened showing a pretty long letter.

"Hello there Arima-kun, I took the liberty of ..... if you want to ask me some questions tap here to summon me."

He skimmed most of the content because it's too long and immediately tapped the screen to summon the person who sent him the message.

"Well, that was long."

Koujiro hears someone talking behind him and immediately turns around to face the person.

"Woah, who the f.u.c.k are you old man? You almost gave me a heart attack there."

"Who are you calling an old man ha? You're also an old man yourself"

The unknown old man said while pointing at Koujiro and scoffed, both annoyed being called old.

"First of all, look at your white hair and beard, also those wrinkles, definitely an old man look at yourself. Meanwhile, me, look at these muscles, shining black hair, and zero wrinkles. If a woman would see me she would think I'm in my early thirties ha!!!"

Koujiro flexes his muscle and combs his 'natural' shining black hair with his finger. Before the old man replied, Koujiro continued…

"And also you old bastard, the only one who can call me Arima-kun is Oyaji, the last man who tried, got both his legs broken."

Koujiro threatened the old man while trying to tackle him to break his legs.

"Calm down kid, I thought you summoned me to ask some questions not to fight. Also, you have zero chance of winning a fight with me, you're too green."

The old man just waves his hand and Koujiro is sent flying hundreds meters to the sea.

"WHAT THE F.U.C.K OLD MAN !!! THAT HURT."

Koujiro shouted after stabilizing himself while swimming back to the beach.

After a few minutes of swimming, he reaches the beach and laid down on his back breathing his lungs out because he rarely does heavy work out and just lifts some weights daily to keep in shape.

"Well, you're the one who started it. Now if you have questions ask away, I don't have much time for childish fights."

"The only question I have right now is, where the f.u.c.k am I? And what is that? Is that magic or some shit?"

"Well, you should read the letter thoroughly."

The old man replied nonchalantly while summoning two chairs for them to sit confirming the question about magic.

"Too long old man, I had enough of that at my office, you should make it short and simple. Now explain what the f.u.c.k is going on."

Koujiro takes a seat and spreads his leg using his usual intimidating Yakuza style. It doesn't seem to even faze the old man.

"Well, the one who writes the letter is not me, don't blame me for that, and the short version is, you're dead, and I'm giving you a second chance to live the life that you always wanted."

"How the f.u.c.k am I dead if am I breathing and talking right now? Is this hell, does not look like one to me."

"You only heard the part that you're dead did you? What the f.u.c.k is wrong with you? I can tell clearly you're not deaf, what's this? Short attention span problem? Man, you're dumb."

The old man laughing his lung out realizing that the one he chooses to become his spare time entertainment is dumb. 'This is going to be fun' he decided to help him a little bit.

Koujiro just sat there awkwardly because he's been figured out, back when people on the Yakuza said that to him he just pummeled them down and show them who is dumb, but he can't do that to this old man who clearly can just beat him with a flick of his hand.

"What's this? Cat got your tongue? Realized that you can't beat me up like the other people who called you dumb? Not so tough now are you?"

The old man chuckled after tired laughing his lungs out.

"You don't have to rub salt on the wound okay, I know I'm dumb, the only thing I can do is beat people up. Can we get back to the explaining stuff?"

"Alright, so like I said, you're dead then I 'give' you a second chance to live out your life that you always wanted. You know what I'm getting at here."

"What do you mean give me a second chance? Are you a god or something?"

"Well, you're right and wrong at the same time, you can call me god or old man or anything you want, but what I am is not a thing you can comprehend 'yet', one thing I'm going to tell you is, I am the one who created everything that exists."

"Woah f.u.c.k!!! I've been an atheist my whole life, am I going to hell right now? Never thought that really existed though."

Koujiro tense up and worried about his fate.

"Man you're dumb, I told you I'm giving you a second chance, but if you want to go to hell that much I can create one for you."

The old man slapped Koujiro's head, annoyed by his stupidity.

"Ouch...what the hell man, what do you mean create a hell? Don't those things heaven and hell always exist? That's what I heard from the religious people though, not that I cared."

Koujiro said while rubbing a bump on his head while confused on what the old man said.

"Man, this will take a while."

The old man felt a little bit regret choosing this dumb a.s.s.

"Let me make it simple for you, I created things that 'exist', everything that you saw back on earth. All those things that humans said exist without a concrete proof don't exist, well except me."

The old man paused to let it sink in, then took a sip of tea that appeared out of nowhere.

"Have a drink, I know you need time to process things out."

A sake bottle appears on the table between them with a small cup with it.

After a few minutes of thinking and a half bottle of sake later Koujiro lifts his head to ask more questions.

"So, if heaven and hell do not exist, what is the purpose of our creation then?"

Koujiro asked with a wise kind of attitude, even though it doesn't suit him at all and the wise attitude just lasted a second after he asked the question.

"That's deep coming from you hehe, well, I create stuff, doesn't mean I created humans and the whole universe the way it is right now, they evolve, everything is changing and evolving as we speak right now. I thought you were an atheist that believes in evolution."

The old man chuckled at the one-second wisdom that appears out of Koujiro that seems a one in a thousand years occurrence.

"Well, as you said, I'm dumb, I don't understand those science thingies, I just live the way I want and don't bother with complicated stuff."

Koujiro shrugged and played it cool like always.

"That's the keyword, science, specifically the brain, human thinking. Billions of years of evolution on earth, only one species made it to the top by using their brain, again back to the topic of humans saying stuff that this and that exist without concrete proof with the exception of me. Some humans use their head to think rationally, they think something exists then they look for a concrete proof first of said existence before they tell it to other people. On the other hand, some humans think something exists out of their dependency of needing a figure to lead them, a perfect leader to worship, hence appears the word 'god'. They make rules about almost everything to rule their life, not that I'm saying it's a bad thing. People that don't believe in gods also create their own rules, they do so to feel safe and have something like a purpose to live. As for myself, I don't care about good and bad that you humans keep enforcing, I just create stuff, watch them grow, evolve, and maybe find something interesting like your species human."

The old man listed out his opinion on humans' way of doing things.

"Wow, that's a lot to take in, can I have another bottle or two of this? It tastes great, what kind of sake is this? I have never drunk one like this."

Koujiro dumbfounded from the old man's explanation about the whole scene of things while showing his almost empty bottle of sake.

"Not bad, you can drink, it's a super-strong liquor I got from some other planet I forgot its name, that got me thinking, how the f.u.c.k you're passed out last time if you can handle a bottle of this just fine?"

The old man replied while summoning a crate full of the special sake.

"Hehe, I was drinking 'a lot' and some drugs too, it's my 40th birthday after all."

Koujiro scratched the back of his head embarrassed of what he did.

"Dumb a.s.s brat."

The old man said, slapping Koujiro's head again.

A few minutes and another bottle of sake later.

"Hehehe, I'm imagining all those religious peeps face back on earth if they hear these things you just said, that would be hilarious."

Koujiro chuckled while downing the last cup of sake from his second bottle and almost choked from his laugh.

"Well, continue old man, I understand the gist of what you're saying, what's the catch of this 'second chance'? There's no free food that's for sure, shoot your condition."

Koujiro returned to his Yakuza mood asking the old man.

"As I said, live your life the way you always wanted, I don't mind any killing, just do it moderately, also keep the mating stuff on the low side, I don't like watching the mating act, especially humans…"

"Heh, I didn't know you were a v.i.r.g.i.n that got annoyed by people having s.e.x."

Koujiro snickered and found out the old man's secret.

"Shut up brat!!! Don't cut in while I'm talking, and also I don't need to mate, I don't have the need of human's d.e.s.i.r.e."

The old man slapped Koujiro again on the head making a third bump.

"As I said earlier, keep the killing on the low side, they also got rules and stuff in this world, it wouldn't be fun if you got killed early."

"Woah...Woah, hold it right there, what do you mean in this world, are we not on earth right now? It's not heaven or hell, I'm sure it's not your place either."

"That's why you should read the whole letter you dumb a.s.s."

*whack* another bump appeared on Koujiro's head.

"It's a new universe that I created, well not created more like a copy, it's a huge one, much bigger than the universe you came from, I just put hundreds of universes into one to make it easier to watch and manage."

"What do you mean copied? I thought you are the creator, are there other creators just like you out there?"

"I am the one brat, I copied from the humans, some humans got creative minds and created their own universe even though it is just in the medium of writing, pretty creative nonetheless."

"Understand what I'm getting at here?"

"Hai...hai chatty old man, hehe."

*whack*

"Shut up brat, you're behaving like a child, not liking it one bit."

The old man was still raising his hand preparing another slap to the head.

"Understand, oyaji."

*whack*

"Also not your Yakuza boss, moving on, I don't know what the planet or world called since the creator never gave it a name, but his book is called One Piece."

"Hmm, what book is called One Piece? I think I heard something about One Piece from somewhere. Where does it come from?"

"Umm, Japan, same as you, it's the most popular book!!! How the f.u.c.k you don't know this? The guy name called Oda or something."

"What the f.u.c.k old man!!! It's a manga, not a book!!! Of course, I know it, my nephews never stop talking about it when they come to visit, stupid old man."

*whack*

"What do I care about brat!!! It's a book if I said it's a book!!!"

"Ouch, chill old man, what's with the head slap, you're just like my jiisan."

Koujiro pouted while c.a.r.e.s.sing his bumps, the old man gave him the look with a hand raised because he acts like a child again.

"Okay...okay, damn it, old people and their scolding."

"Said a forty years old man. Moving on, the world got rules and stuff, you know it if you read the book, do what you want, just make it interesting because I'll be watching."

"What the f.u.c.k old man, my purpose just to become your entertainment? Go watch the original stuff then, there are thousands to watch from Japan alone old man."

"Where is the fun in that you dumb a.s.s, you can't interact with the stories, but I can with this world and you, hehe."

"What do you mean can't interact with the stories, you're the 'one', you can do whatever you want I assume."

"It's against free will you dumb a.s.s, I designed your universe with a free will for the species, that's why when shit happens on your planet, no god or miracle happens, you solve it by yourself."

"What about my free will then?"

"You're dead."

"What the f.u.c.k?...on second thought, fair enough. Can I get some help from you then?"

"Already designed a helper for you."

"What helper? I don't see anyone besides us here."

Koujiro looks around him to find the helper, the old man said.

"You'll know soon enough, you want to say something before I go?"

"Can I get clothes and shoes? I'm only wearing short pants here."

Koujiro said, spreading his hand showing that he's half-n.a.k.e.d.

"I'm not your nanny, figure out that yourself."

"Awww bummer, can I at least get some of that sake? Like a crate or two more, or maybe a lot more than two if you feel generous enough for this poor man, hehe."

10 crates of sake appear on the beach just like that.

"Naisuuu, you're the best old man."

Koujiro gets down to get a bottle with a thumbs up with his one hand while the other grabs a bottle.

"Alright then, don't get too drunk and kill yourself again, hehe."

"Wait...wait...wait old man, one last thing, can I get a pack or two of cigarettes? Hehe."

Koujiro grinned asking the old man like a kid.

"Ask your helper, I'm heading out, I want to see your funeral and look at their expression after knowing how you died, hehe."

"Not funny old man!!!"

Koujiro shouted to the old man before he disappeared like he's never been there.

"Great, now the old man is gone, I'm gonna chug these bottles of sake like water hehe, maybe try a crate first to test the waters."

Koujiro gets down and sits on the sand while a crate of sake between his legs, but before he can open his second bottle, he hears another sound again, but this time the sound is inside his head.

°I wouldn't do that if I were you.°

"Who the f.u.c.k are you? Are you the helper? Where are you?"

°Yes, I am the helper that creator had designed for you, I exist inside you, specifically your brain°

"What the f.u.c.k, that's kinda creepy, and also I don't like a sound inside my head, just sent a text to me just like the old man did, and also explain everything to me, the old man said you will help me, but I don't see how a sound inside my head can help me, make it short and simple."

A text appears in front of Koujiro just like when he was woken up.

°Helper text mode initiated°