One Piece: Immortal Psycho

Here I am, once again. Standing face to face with my nemesis, Mister Kitty Cat.

You all remember him right? The grey tiger that killed me the first time, the tiger that mocked me. This is the third time we have faced each other. The first was when I just arrived here, the second was in the week long time skip and lastly is right now. I will surely beat it this time!

I wonder how tiger meat tastes like...

So let's get this over with.

I looked at Kitty Cat with a wide grin. Kitty Cat was growling at me. Damn he really sounds like my stomach. 

I readied my bone sword and narrowed my eyes. I kept my focus on Kitty cat. This time around it will be different. I can beat it. I feel I can do it.

Kitty cat also began to get ready. It lowered itself and it's claws became bigger. I still have absolutely no clue how he does that. The claws were around the size of my bone sword.

We both waited patiently until one of us made a move. We just kept waiting moving circles. It was really getting on my nerves for some reason so I decided to make the first move.

I ran towards Kitty cat and swung my sword vertical. 

It missed...

Kitty cat slashed his claws and bit my left arm. Ouch, I felt that.

I swung my sword again. This time it actually wasn't a miss. 

The sword cut his left eye. He became angry and started to become serious. He swung it's claws towards me resulting in a deep cut on my c.h.e.s.t. I gritted my teeth and started wildly swinging my bone sword towards him. My week of practice felt like an entire joke. I may have become stronger but kitty cat is still stronger. To think I was called a demon back then. I am nothing compared to this stupid cat. 

I am just another weak human, aren't I?

Well I don't care to be honest. If I am weak then I must become strong. If I am a human then I must become a demon. 

My fighting spirit started to increase. I was on the verge of 'dying' but something inside me just kept pushing me. Is it my craziness? Or something else? Let's just continue...

I swung my sword towards Kitty cat. An air strike followed. It was the strike I tried using before. It never succeeded me but now it did? I smirked.

Kitty cat be aware now! I am confident that I can beat you now.

That was half an hour ago. Result?

I defeated him and am now enjoying his meat…

I lied. Let's go back and see what happened

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I swung my blade towards Kitty cat. I was confident that I could beat him and swung my sword towards him. The sword hit his fur and broke. Yep, it broke...

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You could pretty much guess what happened after that right?

Let's get back to the present.

Right now I am running. Why? Because I stole an egg from some weird birds. They noticed and are now following me. The reason why I don't just let them get to me and kill me is because I want to eat the egg.

It has been so long since I last ate eggs with bacon. I have boar meat which can be used for bacon in my cave so I only needed an egg.

Why haven't I killed the birds?

Well I tried but the sword broke.

Why am I always so unlucky?

If God existed then I would ask them why they gave me this much bad luck. I haven't done anything wrong.

Unless God thinks killing a few million of humans is a crime then that could be the reason but who cares about humans anyways?

Back to the cat and mouse chase.

I was running through the jungle holding MY egg trying my best not to make it fall. 

Above me were two big birds. You could hear them loud and clear.

If I were in the jungle I would easily get away since the trees would help me take cover and these birds were too big.

But where is the fun in that? 

So I am running on the beach. The sand is burning my feet and it is hot as f*ck right now. Must be summer or something

I threw a lot of bones towards them but to no avail. 

Am I going to lose my perfect breakfast this easily?

Should I just go into the jungle?

No, I won't. I will use this to train my endurance and my agility. Damn that sounds like a game.

But it is not. I really had to work on my agility and endurance. I am weak as f*ck. Even that stupid kitty cat could beat me.

So I ran and ran till I could no more.

I eventually reached my cave. My feet hurt and I was out of breath. Think it's easy? Then f*cking try running yourself, with 2 birds following you and sand hurting your feet with every step you take. 

Anyways I am going to enjoy eating the bacon with my egg. It does feel kind of normal compared to my flesh but it is better right?

…

I didn't enjoy it. The egg was broken and the insides were empty.

Damn, I have never felt this depressed before. I mean this is just straight up bullying.

I am not in the mood to talk anymore and I will be training for 1 month. So SKIP

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Hehe, it has been one month since that day and my fighting capabilities have greatly increased. 

And I mean it this time. I even took down the big weird birds. 

It happened 1 week ago.

I was walking through the jungle and found them. I wanted to test my strength and rushed towards them and the fight began.

We fought for several minutes and eventually I stabbed one of them in the head. The second one soon followed.

I also fought Kitty cat several times. The result was of course the same…

I died.

Damn, I don't know how that damn cat is so strong but he sure is one hell of a beast.

Ow! I also had this weird thing happen to me.

It happened when I was fighting against a green rhino. I was about to punch the rhino in the face when suddenly my arm just poof turned black.

It was really weird. I swear I have seen it somewhere before but I just don't know where... 

Anyways it wouldn't go away so I cut my arm off.

When I did that it went away and I once again felt scammed. I killed myself again.

I also learned a little more about my respawning thing or however you call it. 

First, I can set a sort of spawn point which makes me spawn at when I die. I need to be on the location of where I want to set it and think that this is my spawn and then It's done.

Second, it seems my belongings duplicate when I die. I will have all the belongings that were on me when I set the spawn point. If I get the items that were on my corpse then you could consider it duplicated. I can be rich because of this.

Lastly, I can' f*cking swim. When I tried to swim I just sank like a stone. I don't know if this is because of the ability or not but it really ticks me off. I did see some delicious looking fish while drowning… 

This is really helpful but not being able to swim is really f*cking annoying. 

Anyways I have basically explored every part of this island and fought lots of beasts. I am starting to get bored.

Once I defeat Kitty cat I will leave this place. I will start building a raft.

The next day I challenged Kitty cat.

Result?

I died.

I wasn't even f*cking close to defeating him.

I have a feeling that I will be here for a long time...