003? Handsome Saitama, fidgeting King

“Is this voice called the King engine?”

The hunchbacked Bungu was now with his hands behind his back, looking at the king who suddenly burst out with momentum with a serious face.

No one knew that the king at this time was already numb.

“Is it going to be exposed? Also… People like me… How could it be…”

At this time, the tornado spoke again:

“Hey! I said, what the hell do you mean?!! ”

“Give me the wine!!”

Saying that, he was going to grab the wine from Saitama’s hand.

Everyone: “…”

But among everyone, only the zombie man suddenly felt a chill behind him.

It was as if some danger approached him and disappeared again.

“You stinking bald head… Ahem…”

After the tornado snatched the wine glass in Saitama’s hand, he took a sip, and his face turned red.

[Goo goo goo ~guge~! 】

At this time, everyone turned their eyes to the projection again.

[The crab man raised his big pincers and rubbed it on his head. 】

[“Ha~” Saitama, who had hair, closed his eyes and sighed. 】

【gugu~! 】

[The crab man bent down, looked at Saitama, who sighed, and said: “An office worker who just came to the company and is tired for a day?] “】

[“I’m a crab monster after eating a lot of mutations, you didn’t scare away in front of me?! ] “】

[“Looking for death, huh?? “】

[Saitama, who had hair, opened his eyes and glanced at the crab monster faintly. 】

He slowly spoke: “One thing is wrong, I am not an office worker, but an unemployed person. “】

[Dressed in a formal suit, he said this, which made the crab strange for a moment. ] 】

“Today’s interview is also a cup of success, and suddenly I feel that nothing matters. “】

[“Even if Lord Crab Monster appeared in front of him, he didn’t think about running… So, what happens if you don’t run? “】

[The crab monster with blood still remaining on the big pincers suddenly grinned, and a pair of reflective big teeth appeared, and his face was full of anger. ] 】

Well???

Everyone in the hot spring inn was also stunned.

I didn’t expect Saitama to be like this before

“Isn’t it, before you became a hero, Saitama, you turned out to be like this?”

“Yes, Saitama-sensei, you are too pessimistic, aren’t you?”

“Hmph! Such useless guys, I can slap a hundred of them with a slap! ”

“Alas, Saitama, this mentality of yours is wrong.”

“Hahaha~ I just said, there must be something wrong with this thing, how can such a guy be the strongest existence on the surface?”

“……”

Saitama: “…”

How does it feel that some society is dead?

He was a little speechless, because what appeared on the projection was real.

That crab monster really appeared at the lowest point in his life.

Looking at the tornado with a slightly red face and an arrogant face, he suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.

He poured a glass of wine for the tornado and said quietly: “Little ghost, dare to compete with me in drinking power?” Aren’t you awesome? ”

“I… Hum! What not to dare?! ”

“Wait for me, the thing I’m the worst thing I am good at, I can also despise you guy!”

……

Compared to everyone, King is a little longing.

He remembers… It seems to be his first battle exploit….

[The crab monster pointed at Saitama, “Your eyes are very similar to me, for the sake of this, I won’t kill you!] “】

After that, the crab monster bypassed Saitama, “Besides, I’m looking for other prey. “】

[The moment he turned his head, his bulging eyes were full of blood! ] 】

[“A little devil with a chin split into two lobes! Find him and unload eight pieces! “】

[The two parted ways. 】

[Soon, Saitama, who was looking down in thought, stopped and looked at the park on the side. 】

[A teenager playing soccer came into view, and when he looked sideways, his chin was huge. 】

[The child seemed to sense something, turned his head, stepped on the football, and looked at Saitama with a puzzled face. 】

[The chin turned out to be really…].

At this moment, in this world, all the audience watching the projection were so shocked by the scene that they couldn’t say a word.

The whole world seemed to fall silent.

This… This is… This is the two-lobed chin?

Can anyone really grow such a chin?

Are you sure… Isn’t this putting an ass on the chin?

Poof-

“Nope… No more~! Hahaha~! ”

The crowd burst out laughing.

In the end, even King couldn’t help but smile.

“Hahaha~! This guy, he won’t eat too much with his chin, right? ”

“Yes, yes, yes! You are right, he may have eaten too much of something like that crab monster…”

“Human?”

“It should be true, but it’s the first time I’ve seen a human with such a chin… Why is it so funny…”

Sexy prisoners are different….

His eyes lit up, looking at the kid’s chin butt, and muttered “such a sexy chin~”

“Hahaha~!”

“Hmph! Unexpectedly, there are really guys in this world who look as ugly as you! ”

The tornado was already drunk, and she braced Saitama’s thigh with one hand, defiantly raising her neck, her face full of pride.

“Ding!”

[Emperor Tong, what’s going on? Do you have a way to solve this projection that suddenly appeared? 】

Emperor Tong looked at the news from the Hero Association on his mobile phone, and was a little speechless.

I’m afraid this is not a fool, right?

How could a terrorist capability that could affect the world come up with a response so quickly?

He replied

[There is no way to determine the other party’s purpose, but even if it is determined, we have no way but to continue watching. ] 】

In this regard, Saitama himself was helpless, when he saw the boy with his butt on his chin, he was also shocked and unable to speak.

Genos said righteously

“It’s a very bad thing to laugh at other people’s looks.”

But no one paid attention to him… This is so special, although everyone is trained, but they can’t hold back!

“It’s so funny, is this projection specifically for this kind of funny video?”

“I didn’t think Saitama, you still met this strange thing…”

[“Look at what? The little ghost with two parts of his chin said very unpleasantly. 】

[Saitama was stunned for a moment and asked, “Little ghost, what did you do to the crab monster?” “】

[The butt kid thought for a moment and said, “I saw him sleeping in the park, so I drew a head with a mark.] “】

Boom-

The audience was petrified.

[“This little devil doesn’t know what kind of trouble he has broken into! “】

Audience: That’s right! To the point, right!

[“What now? There should still be time… This little devil is also too frustrated, right? Besides, it doesn’t seem to be my business, leave it alone…”

Although Saitama did not speak, his inner thoughts were heard by the audience.

Saitama sighed, “Yes, this kind of thing has nothing to do with me. “】

Saitama turned around and was just about to leave, when he heard a voice full of resentment. 】

【”Find ~to~la~!!! “】

[The crab monster jerked up its huge pincers and smashed it down on the head of the butt child.] 】

[Boom-].

[In the nick of time, Saitama rushed over, grabbed the butt child, and dodged this fatal blow! ] 】

“What’s wrong with me?!”] “】

The picture freezes on Saitama’s stunned handsome face as Saitama flies out upside down….

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