“Hahaha~!”

“Why did Saitama and King suddenly switch positions…”

“Haha, you didn’t notice before… King can complete the existence of Saitama big guy with two fingers! ”

“What?!”

“king… Big guy… It’s terrifying! ”

“Gollum—”

“That… Ahem, as a professional player, I can’t go on like this anymore, add me a bit~”

“Do you want to…”

“Good! Count me in! ”

“……”

[“Why… S-Class actually had such a pleasant conversation with B-Class…”Shocked to blow snow for a hundred years. 】

“Teachers don’t team up with anyone. Genos explained. 】

“I don’t mess with anyone either, and I don’t pay attention to rank rankings at all. “】

“But it’s incredible that it always attracts the strong. “】

[Fuyuki’s beautiful eyes are full of Saitama’s figure, “I… Want to join…”】

“Because he’s powerful. “】

“Master, I realized!”

“Well, the children can be taught!”

Handstand brother: “What crooked reason?!” ”

However, the next moment, the handstand turned around, “It’s me who is superficial.” ”

“……”

[At this point, Fuyuki has become a frequent visitor to Saitama’s house, and it is not a problem to eat and drink, even… I will often rub Saitama’s games to play…】

“Gee, this is the finishing touch at the end!”

“Hehe, the goddess of blowing snow grabbed Saitama big guy potato chips to eat, it has the taste of elegant royal sister~”

“???”

“Shame on you!!”

【Ding! 】

[End of special edition playback… Upcoming feature film: The strongest Saitama on the surface vs the centipede elder of the weirdo association! 】

“What?!”

“Centipede Elder?!”

“I seem to remember… I have heard before that it is a dragon-level weirdo who escaped from the hands of the demolition boss! ”

“What did you say?!”

“The dragon-level disaster weirdo who escaped from the demolition boss… No, that’s not the point, the point is that this dragon-level calamity centipede elder can actually make the demolition boss make a move…”

“Shhhh

“How do I feel that this centipede elder is not an ordinary disaster dragon-level weirdo!”

Weird Association Calamity Dragon-level Centipede Elder: “Hmph! The old man wouldn’t do such a thing, who doesn’t know that my centipede elder is a weirdo who yearns for peace?!” ”

Black Spirit: Big brother, can you stop shaking? The base is collapsing …

Wang Da Snake: “…”

[The snowflake screen disappeared, the projection screen flashed, and a hedgehog head appeared on the side of the picture…]

“???”

“Hair?!”

“It’s not… This face… Don’t tell me that Saitama has a younger brother or something like that…”

Brother Inverted: “Please, can’t you 733 see it?” ”

“This hair is almost lighter than Saitama’s big guy… The head is even bigger, how can there be such a hairstyle, it must be fake. ”

“Wig?!”

“Impossible! When pigs fly!! ”

“Saitama will never care about this! You people are definitely slandering! ”

“Yes, yes, yes! Saitama boss looks like dung! ”

【Huh——】

[In front of the mirror, Saitama took off the wig on his head, “Not bad…”

“Ha?!!”

“Really fake… Woohoo! Saitama boss, why do you care about appearance? ”

“Abominable! What kind of woman can make Saitama’s husband pay attention to the image…”

“Who said it had to be a woman? Is it possible…”

“???”

“!! Don’t fencing here! ”

“Woooo It must have been her chasing Saitama’s husband! ”

“Bah! Bad woman, she is coveting the beauty of Saitama’s husband! ”

“Unlike me, I only feel sorry for Saitama Giegie~”

Hero Guild B rank seventy-fourth three-section stick Lily:

“Hahaha~!”

“Lord Blowing Snow is too powerful~!”

“I also have to work a little harder~!”

Blowing snow: “…”

Do you know what I’m doing now?!

That’s a living life… I… It’s all my sister who influences me… Woo hoo~

What if you grow up and ask me who I am?

What should I do if I am pointed at when I go to school?

Do you want to be a hero too?

Will we meet at the end… Yes~!

In case it becomes bad… Woo hoo…

【”Teacher…”】

Saitama was shocked, quickly looked back, and saw Genos appear at the bathroom door in a haunted manner. 】

[Genos showed half of his face, with a hint of … Contempt?! 】

【”You actually …”

“Nope! You misunderstood! “】

Saitama quickly explained, but when he went out to look, he saw that Genos had turned and left. 】

“I have no intention of living with a wig from now on! “】

Genos didn’t reply: “I’m sorry, I’ll go make a call first.] “】

[When Saitama chased him out, he saw Genos holding his mobile phone and dialing it.] 】

“Dr. Kusno, I’m Genos. “】

“There’s an urgent matter… I want to discuss with you… No… It has nothing to do with the rampage robot…”

[“Hmm… I’m here at Saitama-sensei right now… Now, there is a serious problem…”

【”I asked you before about artificial hair using reinforced weaving: It seems that there is no problem with transplanting on the original skin, right…? “】

[“Uh-huh… That’s right.. Sure enough, as if it were necessary… Yes! “】

Saitama stood behind Genos with a black face and listened quietly. 】

[“You can also get the brunette version, right?”] “】

“If you want a transplant… The doctor is inconvenient recently…”

[“I hope to do it as soon as possible… Yes, the next three… I see… Good! “】

“I’ll come with me too. “】

【”Good! I understand! Please be there for that day! “】

【”Thanks! Thank you very much for your cooperation!! “】

Genos turned his head a little excitedly, “Saitama-sensei! Are you okay next Wednesday?! “】

“Uh… It seems that Brother Genos has been thinking about it…”

“No, just Saitama’s defense… If you transplant your hair… Except for the underground people in the dream, who can make Saitama break the defense…”

“Ah~! If Saitama’s husband grows his hair again… Hmm~ so handsome… I can’t stand it~”

“Shhhh

“I remembered!!”

“I remember, when Saitama was in college… It seems to have a special heart! The especially expansive loli plays with him all day~! ”

“What?!”

“It’s not good, sisters! There is a situation! ”

“Nope! We must find out all potential crises! ”

“Wait!”

“That girl you’re talking about… It’s the girl who pesters Saitama all day… Is it called Uzaki?! ”

“Ah??!”

“Hmm… It seems to be called that. ”

Audience: “…”

“Alas… It’s impossible for Saitama to grow hair… Unless it’s a special bonus behind this projection screen… We handsome guys with long flowing hair still don’t show our hair in front of Saitama bosses. ”

“Makes sense… Well…. Handsome brother? ”

“Okay, one person rewards a sexy prisoner.”

“mmp! Labor and management slaughtered you! ”

“No~long-haired little brother-chan~can’t play short-haired little brother-chan~”

“……”

[“Hey, don’t decide on your own whether it’s good to transplant hair on someone else’s head…”

[“It’s for Yi Rong, look at this, I’m going to go to the martial arts tournament like this.”] “】

[Looking at a ticket that Saitama took out, Genos remembered the one he saw that day, Bungu’s disciple One. 】

[“To rot… In the name of Chalanzi. “】

“Is it today?!” “】

“That’s right! I’ll go back and experience martial arts. “】

“While I’m looking forward to the tournament inside… The matter of the full level boss touching porcelain…”

“But! It’s not right to play a match-fix! (Read violent novels, go on Feilu Fiction Network!) )

“Imposters are also wrong!”

“In this way, Saitama Boss, you come to City 1 tomorrow, I will help you come forward to explain, there is another secret in this matter.”

“……”

[The screen turns.] 】

【Click——】

[The metal bat eats the sushi in one bite and sits on the corpse of the weird man all over the ground.] 】

“Ou~Ni~Sauce~!”

“In the ~touch~”

“Hmm~!”

(bace) [“That’s awesome, Dad!!”: It’s all at once! “】

Melon-eating masses: “??? ”

“Oni-chan ?!!”

Metal bat: “??? ”

【”Take a picture as a souvenir~! “】

[It turned out to be the conversation of a father and son behind a metal bat.] 】

[The metal bat said displeased: “Hey! It’s still dangerous! Hurry up and evacuate!! “】

“Hmm… I said, metal bat, the full sister… Bah! He is still young, how can there be. ”

“However, this is Elder Centipede?!”

“It’s like… Something is wrong with the plot, right? ”

“Yes… Centipede Elder? That’s it?! ”

[On the ground, a half-amputated centipede freak…]

[“Human, bird, grass was killed in seconds…”】

[“My lower body was also fucked out…”]

[“Abominable… It’s really strong… Metal bat!! “】

[“But strong like that… Could it be because he is already at the top?! “】

[The centipede elder who was constantly coughing up blood smiled viciously. 】

[“Actually… Me too…”

[The metal bat on the side stood up and said very unpleasantly: “The bugs are really tenacious?! “】

“Then I’ll give you another stick!”] “】

[“Although under my club education, no weirdo can carry it! But I am not the existence standing at the apex, above me, there are also the dragon big sister and the headshot boss! “】

[“Ahem… I grew in the hole beyond the size of a centipede… gives birth to a strong self…”

[“Thinking that you are the strongest in nature… That’s when the appearance was… My senior!! “】

[The centipede brother’s disgusting sarcoma-like face showed a dignified color. ] 】

[And at the moment when its words fell.] 】

【Boom——】

[The surface of the ground suddenly exploded, and a giant centipede came out of the ground!] 】

[The huge body, just coming out of the ground, the wave of qi set off turned the father and son to the ground! ] 】

[“A new force?! “】

[However, when the picture turned, the huge centipede head revealed an ugly face like a sarcoma. ] 】

[“Junior… I will avenge you!! “】

[Weird Centipede Senior!!] 】

“I lean! I’ll just say… How could a dragon-level weirdo be killed by a metal bat so easily… Sure enough, I didn’t guess wrong! ”

“Hey! Don’t say bad things about my Oni-chan!! ”

“Ahem, little sister, I have a brother… Never mind… He doesn’t deserve it…”

In the hot spring hotel, the corners of the metal bat twitched slightly, and he thought he could install it once…

[The metal bat frowned, “It’s a full circle bigger than the one just now!] “】

【”Ahhh!! “】

[“It’s disgusting! “】

“What the hell are they?”] These guys?! “】

[“I don’t know, even if you ask me, I don’t know! Feel like taking refuge! The metal bat head said without looking back. 】

[The next moment, the father and son fell to the ground in unison, “This is… What does this smell like…”】

[As soon as the picture turned, I saw that the manhole cover of the sewer was flown by countless tentacles, a flower full of sarcoma…]

[Uh… Freak Overlord Stinky Flower!! 】

[The metal bat pinched its nose, “Doesn’t it have anything to do with the hungry wolf hunted by heroes?!] “】

[“Forget it… No matter how much! “】

“Hero hunting?”

“Hungry wolf?”

“What the hell?!”

“Hmm… This flower… Is it something to do with a certain frog seed? ”

“Maybe… It looks a bit similar…”

Inside the hot spring hotel, the silver fangs Bangu brow twisted into a Sichuan character.

“Did you say… Is that kid?! ”

Emperor Tong sensed that something was wrong with Bangu and asked, “What’s wrong?” Bungu senior, you say so… Is it to know the so-called hero hunting hungry wolves?! ”

Bungu did not speak, but his face was extremely gloomy.

He seemed to have guessed something.

【Swoosh——】

[The metal bat turned the baseball bat in his hand and shouted: “In short, destroy you first! “】

[Saying that, he swung a metal bat and rushed up.] 】

[And the Overlord Smelly Flower also stretched out countless tentacles to attack him at the same time. ] 】

【Bang dang——】

[One stick went down, countless tentacles were broken by roots! ] 】

[At this moment, the martial arts senior behind the metal bat couldn’t sit still! ] 】

【”Hundred Foot Parade!”】 “】

【Click——】

[Senior Centipede sneaked attack! ] It controlled the metal bat at once, surrounded him, and constantly attacked the metal bat with its sickle-like jiojio! 】

“Lean! Can you still play like this?! ”

“A hundred-footed worm is worthy of a hundred-footed!”

“This pokes… I’m afraid I’ll have to poke a blood hole, right?! ”

“Wait… I just wanted to ask, what… Where do you buy a metal bat bat? ”

“Plus 1!” x999+

[“Drink-“]

[The metal bat cut by the countless delicate jiojio of the centipede senior is angry! ] 】

[He swung vigorously, and at the same time his feet slammed on it.] 】

[“Opponents with 2 ghost-level weirdos proves that you are still quite capable! “】

[“No wonder the centipede junior and the human bird grass will be killed! “】

[On the terrifying face of Senior Centipede, the pitch-black teeth collided continuously, but the voice did not come from within it. ] 】

[The metal bat covered in scars frowned, and his eyes were full of killing intent. ] 】

“What is your purpose?!” “】

[“Why are you eyeing that father and son?! “】

[At this time, the overlord stinky flower who thought it was a trick spoke. ] 】

[“Huh… We’ll tell you if you can win! “】

【Buzz——】

“It seems that my aroma has finally taken effect… Great…”

【Hypnotic incense! 】

【Plop——】

[“Abominable… Conscious… It’s already started…”

On the other side, the corners of Tornado’s mouth lifted slightly, looking at Blowing Snow with a smile.

She took out all the wine she had brought.

“I knew it would be like this: Hmph~ It seems that you must be made to spit out the truth after drinking! ”

Fuyuki, Saitama: “…”

“Hey, blowing snow, I’m not obligated to send a drunken imp home.”

Blowing snow: “I add money.” ”

“As fellow heroes, we should learn to take care of each other!!”

“Hey! Look down on people less! Not needed… I brought pajamas! ”

???。


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