One Punch Man: The New Saitama

It had been two days since the attack on the House of Evolution. While the Hero Association searched for Dr.Genus, some heroes still had to do their jobs and protect the civilians, especially since a group of criminals composed of bald men wearing high-tech had been sighted in Z-City.

But while this was happening, Agoni and Blast were discussing about something totally different.

" So...You say that this red crystal reacts around mysterious beings, and they react to it too ?" Asked Agoni as he twirled the crystal in his hand. It was quite cold, extremely hard and for some reasons it felt as if the crystal was talking to him. Whispering to his ears, trying to corrupt him. It was a pretty creepy thing for Agoni.

" Yup. I'm not sure what it is, but it seems quite dangerous. I think it's better if we give to Metal Knight or Child Emperor so they can analyze it. Also i think i'll need to change my costume. The strongest hero can't go around, wearing some short, a sweatshirt and a facemask, right ?" Asked Blast.

" Well i think it's better to give it to Child Emperor. Metal Knight will try to turn it into a weapon, and i don't like the sound of that. And about your costume, just tell me what you need, and i'll give it to you" Said Agoni, and Blast smirked evilly. Agoni didn't know what Blast was thinking but it couldn't be good.

" Wait! Before you tell me what costume you want. I need to remind you something. You need to be Saitama a bit more. Given that you're still a C-Class Hero and that you already have a partner, you'll be able to really see how it is to be a low-class hero. Don't forget to tell me about everything you experience, it will be important if we want to change the association without destroying it." Said Agoni.

" Okay, okay.....Now, unto the costume!"

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( Z-City, a few hours later )

' Seriously how difficult is it to take care of those goddamn baldies ?! Why did they have to send me ? I wanted to go home and play videogames or something.....Damn, King really has the best life.' Thought Saitama as he and Smoking killer, his partner, searched for the bald criminals. It took them a few minutes but they finally found that they were in the park. However as soon as they entered the park, they saw the headless corpses of the criminals.

' Sonic.....' Thought Saitama as he looked at Smoking Killer, and saw that the man's eyes hardened. Saitama was about to say something, but Smoking Killer spoke first.

" I think i know who did that.....I'll go search for him. You should search for the leader of the group, i don't see him anywhere. Maybe he fled." Said Smoking Killer, which surprised Saitama.

' He knows about Sonic ? Well i don't really care whether i'm the one who beat Sonic or not. But now that i think about it, Sonic will become a real pain in the a.s.s, maybe i should kill him....Nah, i don't like killing, and Sonic doesn't really deserve to be killed this easily. Meh, i'll just see what Smokey will do. 'Thought Saitama, he then nodded and they both went on their ways.

It was quite easy for Saitama to find Hammerhead. The man was n.a.k.e.d, a kunai stuck in his head while he was hiding behind a tree, shaking like a leaf. Saitama creeped behind him and suddenly put his hand on the man's shoulder.

" Surprise Motherf.u.c.ker."

" AHHHHHH!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE, MOMMY!!!" Screamed Hammerhead as he shielded his face with his arms, not seeing Saitama's deadpanned expression.

'I kinda forgot how scary Sonic actually is for normal people. I mean the dude is so fast you can's even see him, and he's a goddamn ninja. Though he kinda look like a girl for some reasons.' Thought Saitama as he tapped on Hammerhead's arms .

" Dude, i'm not that creepy ninja. I'm a pro hero." Said Saitama. All of a sudden, Hammerhead leaped on him and started to cry.

" YOU HAVE TO SAVE ME!!! I JUST WANTED TO AVOID HAVING TO WORK!! I DON'T WANT TO BE KILLED BY THAT WEIRD NINJA!!!" Screamed Hammerhead, it continued like that for a few seconds before Saitama annoyed and decided to knock out Hammerhead with a chop to the neck.

" I wonder how Smokey is doing...."

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Speed-o-Sound Sonic was powerful, fast, smart, cunning and highly skilled. But this didn't seem to matter against this monster. No matter how much Sonic cut him, the man always regenerated so quick that Sonic's blade was stuck into the man's body a few times. The man was actually toying with him, he didn't even attacked once, he just stood there and started to enumerate Sonic's crimes.

" A few months ago, in B-City, you murdered an entire family. The mother was pregnant, the children were only 3 years old, the father was an honest man who just wanted to live a normal life. And just because someone paid the right price you killed them all, without even batting an eyelash." Said Smoking Killer, as Sonic tried to behead him, but he crouched to dodge. Sonic sent a kunai to his face, but he caught. His eyes slightly widened when Sonic appeared in front of him, the ninja's blade piercing his c.h.e.s.t. Sonic smirked thinking that he had won since the man didn't move and the wound wasn't being healed. But this smirk quickly morphed into a frown when Smoking Killer crushed the blade with his hands and kicked him in the stomach.

" Well, it's not like you can actually win against me.....But i think i'll end this fight now. I don't want my costume to be even more damaged than it already is." Said Smoking Killer, which infuriated Sonic. The ninja started to move at full speed, becoming nothing more than a blur. Smoking Killer didn't move until Sonic appeared just below him, and tried to hit him with an uppercut. Smoking Killer grabbed Sonic's arm and broke it, before he kicked the ninja's legs with enough strengh to break them both. Sonic was now crying in pain, unable to move. Smoking Killer smiled slightly and then crashed his knee on Sonic's face, effectively knocking him out.

The Hero heard noises behind him, so he turned around and saw Saitama walking towards him, a bored expression on his face.

" So, did you catch the leader ?" Asked Smoking Killer.

" Nope he's actually a good guy. I asked the association if they could give him a job, and told him to start working seriously if he didn't wanted me to punch him so hard his skull would crack. It seemed to work." Said Saitama, which made Smoking Killer laugh.

" Well as you can see i beat the guy who killed the criminals. A ninja named Sonic, quite fast but way too arrogant.....He underestimated me, and it cost him dearly." Said Smoking Killer suddenly smirking.

".....Partner......What ninja are you talking about ? I don't see anyone here."

"...Well that's awkward."