One Punch Man: The New Saitama

"OUUUUUHOOOOOOOH!!" After escaping from the tunnel, Saitama was still flying in the sky. It seemed like he had hit the monster a little too hard, though he was still grinning like a dumbass. He never felt like that, but goddamn it was good to be able to do stuff like that.

As he continued to fly, Saitama noticed an interesting building in front of him. The Hero Association HQ. Which meant that he was in A-City now. That's when it dawned on him.

"F.u.c.k! I still didn't send that damn E-mail! Well now that i think about it, i can just go there and ask for Agoni. They won't take me seriously but Agoni will when he hears my name." Said Saitama. He was about to pass the building, so he let go of the monster's leg and started to fall at a speed that would scare most humans to death, but not him. While in the air, he brought his right hand to his face and opened it, revealing the red crystal that he had stole.

"I don't have a clue about what the f.u.c.k this is, but it should be really important. I wonder if it's something that only those monsters had. Though now i really think about it, i somehow feel stronger now that's it in my hand. Hmmmm" Said Saitama, before he shrugged and focused on his fall.

He landed right on top of the building and searched for a way to enter it, but seeing none he decided to simply slide on the windows of the buildings. So he did just that, shocking all the staff employees that were working in the building. He finally reached the ground and looked around him. Seeing no one, he merely dusted himself. He had gotten dirt in his suit, and it was annoying him to no end.

"I see why Saitama doesn't like it when dirt enter this damn thing."

After he finished that, he searched for the entrance, which was at the other side of the building. He entered the building and walked to the secretary that still somehow hadn't spotted him. Which was amazing considering the fact that everyone was staring at him. He looked like a Hero but no one had ever saw him around.

"Hello ma'am, i'm here for an appointment." Said Saitama to the secretary that finally noticed him.

"Very well, Mr....."

"Saitama. Just Saitama"

"Hmmm........I'm sorry Mr.Saitama but i don't have any appointment under your name."

"That's normal, i'm here to ask for an appointment with Agonin the director of the association." Said Saitama, which got him a chuckle from a nearby Hero that heard him. Said Hero then loudly laughed, getting the attention of everyone. It was a muscular black-haired man who wore a black tanktop.

"Hello there newbie, i don't know who you are but you can't ask for an appointment with Mr.Agoni like that. Plus i never saw your face around here, you a hero ?" Asked the man , with a smug smile on his face.

"Well i'm a guy who plays hero for fun. " Said Saitama, which got him snickers from not only the man but also the secretary and the people around him.

"For fun ? Hahahah! Newbie do you know who i am ? I'm the B-classe Rank 81 professional Hero, Tanktop Black Hole! You're actually telling a B-Class Hero like me that you this for fun ?!" Asked the Hero, with a hint of aggressivity in his voice, which didn't seem to surprise anyone.

" I'm definitely surprised." Said Saitama.

"About what ? About the fact that a B-Class Hero like me is talking to a newbie like you ?" Asked the man. At this point all th people in the hall were looking at them. Even the cameras had turned to them.

"Nah i'm surprised that no one react to this. You're a Hero and you're acting like a bully. Plus i told you i'm doing this for fun, what i meant was that i'm not all that serious about it. I just beat monsters and save people. But let me guess, you're moking me because i'm not like you and all those other trashes ? Seeking wealth and fame more than anything else, not even caring about actually killing monsters and saving people. I'm not a true hero, because i'm too lazy to totally cary my responsabilities as one, but goddamn. You're as far as what a Hero should be. You're actually more of a Villain. A secondary Villain, quickly forgotten."Said Saitama. He waited for a response, but none came. The Hero was red with embarrass.e.m.e.nt, while the other people around had their mouths agape.

"So that's how the Hero Association is ? Why am i not surprised? Ah yes, because you have people like Tatsumaki and King as top Heroes." Said Saitama, turning to the secretary who had been busy while Saitama was talking. She had told her superior that a bald man named Saitama wanted to see Agoni. Her superior thought like her, that the man didn't know how ridiculous it was to ask for an appointment with Agoni in person. However the man still send a message to Agoni about it, it was still his job. What surprised both her and her superior was that Agoni had suddenly asked them to immediately bring Saitama to his office.

"Uhmmm, Mr.Saitama...........It seems that the Director want to see you" Said the woman. Saitama smirked and walked towards the elevator. The woman was about to follow him to show him the way around, but he stopped her.

"It shouldn't be hard to find the office of the Big Boss. Well it should be if you all aren't dumb, but given what i just saw, i'm not entirely sure anymore."Said Saitama. He entered the elevator and pushed a button, a big smile on his face.

'Seems like Agoni did search for me.'

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( A few minutes later)

Saitama had arrived in front of Agoni's office. It took him more time than he had thought it would, because the building was actually bigger than he first thought. He didn't really noticed that when he slid on the windows of the building.

Taking a long breath, Saitama knocked on the door, waiting for an answer that came quite quickly.

"Enter!" Said a gravelly voice.

Saitama entered the office and gazed upon the man that created the Hero Association. A strong middle-aged man, with a f.u.c.k.i.n.g cleft chin that nearly made Saitama burst into laughter.

"Ah! Saitama the man i've been looking for the past three years!"

"Well i was kinda busy? Killing monsters and all. By the way, is the kid alright ? Did he stop pranking mysterious beings ?" Asked Saitama, which made Agoni smile as he motioned for Saitama to take a seat.

"He's well, i made sure of that. But let's talk about serious matters. You came here to join my Hero Association didn't you ?" Asked Agoni.

"Indeed, but i must say-"

"You are disappointed, huh ? Well i am too. But that's not really surprising. These days many talented people become criminals or just live a normal life, and it's normal. No one want to join this association."

"Because there isn't anything that motivate them enough to join it, right ? Tatsumaki is a spoiled brat who always does whatever she wants. King is lazy as f.u.c.k. Amai Mask messes with everyone, and no says anything to him. Metal Knight is more of a crazy scientist than a Hero. Let's not even talk about Blast who is never there. "Said Saitama. He noticed that Agoni winced when he heard Saitama saying 'Blast'.

"You just winced when i talked about Blast. What's the problem with him ?" Asked Saitama, though he did have an idea about it.

"Saitama, you saved my grandson. You inspired me to create this whole association. From my observations, you're also the closest person i know to being a true hero." Started Agoni. Saitama discreetly smirked when he heard 'True Hero'.

"I'm gonna tell you.............The problem with Blast is that he's actually not a professional Hero. He-"

"I am Blast, right ?" Asked Saitama, smiling widely as he saw the shocked looks on Agoni's face. He was being a bit straightforward, but he was too excited right now. He wanted to know the truth.

Agoni sighed and got up. He walked to the gigantic window that gave a view of the entire city, and chuckled.

"Well.......I wonder, how do you want to be called, Saitama......Or Blast ?"