One Step to The End

"What? Didn't you open a mine..."

The Qu family brothers' eyes widened in an instant, and the other small officials were also shocked. They never expected that the emperor not only came to Fengyue Place, but the famous Prince Yongshi who stood before him was really **** ass tonight. Look-there are no eyes!

"Yes!"

Zhao Guanren quickly picked up the silver ticket on the ground, got up and smirked and said: "This king never lied. There is a mine on this king's fief. I am not mine. Zhao Bifa is my milk name, hehe~"

‘Good **** shameless! ’

The Qu family brothers cursed his ancestors for the eighteenth generation in their hearts, but no matter how harsh they were, they couldn't be more powerful than the prince.

"The emperor! Lord Ma, he is a prostitute..."

Song Chizhu immediately went down and said with grief, "Fengluan tended to his lewd power and arranged for him to sleep with two official prostitutes. He also had to settle down for the official prostitutes and buy them back to the private house to enjoy. The Weichen wanted to **** them back Let him stop, how can he know that he was bold enough to rush in and wound the Weichen. It is too lawless!"

"Come on!"

Emperor Shunyao pointed to the horse and shouted: "Put all these smoky things into the Beijing Supervisory Field for a good interrogation. They dare to do anything wrong in front of my eyes, and there must be even more lawless activities behind them, and they will give me every word. Tried it out!"

"The emperor is pleased! I will raise the military pay immediately, and the emperor will be satisfied..."

Qu Zheng rushed forward, but he was kicked over by Emperor Shunyao. The guards immediately rushed in and tied them up, but Emperor Shunyao scolded them again: "Take these corrupt officials together. Take away, there is this Fengluan who is full of fat intestines, and will be exiled immediately after the trial!"

"The emperor is forgiving! The emperor is forgiving..."

Fat Fengluan lay on the ground and banged his head fiercely, but he was still dragged down. There were only a group of geishas left in the room, kneeling and shaking, and the mother and daughter of the Hu family were also lying on their stomachs. They might not have thought of killing them. Would come to this kind of place.

"Yunxuan! Why haven't you opened the door to meet guests these few days..."

The prince and Prince Duan walked in with enthusiasm. Zhao Guanren took off his black shawl and showed his short hair. He pointed to Tianlinggai and said: "Hair cut and sacrifice to the heavens. You should really ask the gods not to spend money, burn incense to worship, and tribute incense is indispensable! "

"Yun Xuan! It really hurts you..."

Emperor Shunyao was moved and grasped his hand. Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "Everything is for the good of the people of the world, you guys don't kneel down, hurry up and help the table up, let people serve wine and food, flute. Get up and dance!"

"Weichen will arrange it, this is my part..."

Song Chizhu Pi ran out, the guards also came in to re-support the tables and chairs, the geisha hurriedly got up and played, played and sang, and the Hu's mother and daughter, under Zhao Guanren's command, pouring tea cautiously for the four of them , Jin Wuming stood by the window.

"You two closed the door, and waited inside..."

Emperor Shunyao waved his hand and lay on the table, and whispered: "Yunxuan! It is rumored in the shops that I sacrificed the **** Erlang to the gods, but we have never seen the gods before, thinking that sacrifices to the gods means filial piety. Shenxian, is Erlangshen really upset?"

"Smack~"

Zhao Guanren lit a cigarette and said depressed: "Can you be happy when you put it on you? You don't use beanbags as dry food!"

"Oh~Father! The son-chen said at that time..."

The prince said anxiously: "One village in Ning Shao, many families! Just like you sent a great leader to the countryside to suppress the bandits, the village gave all the money to the court, and you and the court remembered them, but The commander didn't get the benefit, can he not get angry?"

"The emperor! This is indeed the truth..."

Jin Wuming turned around and said, "I don’t care personally, but my brothers can’t run for nothing. That night, I felt Erlang Shen was a little annoyed. I threw a snarling dog and turned and left. Otherwise, our hall would not be bombed. He raised his hand!" "I didn't mean it..."

Emperor Shunyao slapped his legs and said anxiously: "Yunxuan! Let's set up a temple for the **** Erlang now. Is it too late for the incense to continue all the year round?"

"The temple cannot be erected, otherwise the Jade Emperor would be unhappy..."

Zhao Guanren waved his hand and said: "Don't worry! Erlang God, I have already honored God, even if this article is turned over, but the third prince came to me, I originally made a joke with seventeen, but I did not expect that he would really end up with seventeen. Yu, said that the Seventeen Dance is good, but not as an example!"

"..."

The father and son glanced at each other, and the prince asked in a low voice, "Is this happy or unhappy?"

"Dragon's nature is kinky! You say he is happy or not, but he can't rain indiscriminately..."

Zhao Guanren smoked a cigarette and said, “There are rules in the sky. Don’t lie to mortals. Otherwise, he will be thrown into Hualongchi. Seven takes to the heavenly palace, the primordial spirit will not be considered a mortal when he comes out of his body!"

"I can really go to the Heavenly Palace..."

The prince asked eagerly: "Can I still come down when I go up to heaven? Can the primordial spirit give birth to a dragon son if he goes out of his body?"

"Of course it can't be born, the soul is a soul when the primordial spirit comes out of the body..."

Zhao Guanren said: "The Jade Emperor gave me a hundred celestial cards and asked me to give them to a hundred great benefactors, and lead them to go to heaven to eat a flat peach feast. The cards are issued to the innocent and good people, and the third-class cards are issued to the repentant and good people!"

"what?"

The four of them were all stunned, and Prince Duan said in disbelief: "You are actually a good person in the ninth world. Can you be a good person if you are greedy for money and lust?"

"Food and sex! What a bad thing, when did you see me start chaos and finally abandon, cheating the people..."

Zhao Guanren disdainfully said: "Do you know what virtue I have accumulated in my last life? The corpse demon slaughtered mankind to only one tenth. I took the whole family and young people to the battlefield to eliminate demons. All mankind held me as the emperor. I didn't do anything. , I came to Dashun to ward off the demon with bare buttocks!"

"I got it!"

Emperor Shunyao suddenly slapped the table and said: "No wonder you played your life to cure poison, and promised an expert to save all mankind from the catastrophe. This expert should be the Jade Emperor. Your mission should be to eliminate All corpses!"

"Yes! What you said this time is correct..."

Zhao Guanren smiled and said: "In fact, the temple is not in the sky, it is equivalent to another world. They control thousands of small worlds. The rule is not to forcibly interfere with the birth and death of all realms, so they can only enlighten mortals and let mortals save themselves. , I asked Shenlong to operate illegally!"

"Yun Xuan!"

Emperor Shunyao asked confusedly: "Why not interfere with the birth and death of all realms? Who will offer them incense after we destroy?"

"The emperor! If you control 10,000 countries, each of which is as big as Dashun, and often fights for resources, how can you stop..."

Zhao Guanren said sternly: "If a strong country does not grab things, it will have to be bullied, and a weak country does not want to be destroyed. You are not helping anywhere. You can only send a spy to help the weak country secretly and maintain the balance between the two countries. , Otherwise let the powerful country know that they won’t rebel?"

"Oh! So that's it, it makes sense..."

The father and son suddenly realized that Zhao Guanren took out three gold medals and placed them on the table, and said: "Anyway, that's what it means. What mortals are fighting for is incomprehensible to us mortals. These three fairies are me for the three of you. prepare!"

"Oh~"

The father and son exclaimed, Jin Wuming hurried over, and the prince asked, "What is the difference?"

"Don't think about it when you wait, it's only the part of my neck that can be heard..."

Zhao Guanren pulled out the big gold medal from the collar and said: "The second-class card can go to the heavenly palace and go to the Pantaoyuan to participate in the flat peach conference. Not only can you meet the Jade Emperor, you can also watch the seven fairies dancing. The third-class card can only go around outside the garden. , Squat on the ground and eat a peach and you have to get out!"

"Shen You Tiangong! We are second-class, right..."

The father and son were all excited, lying on the table with six eyes shining, even Jin Wuming coveted: "Wang Ye! The next official wants to ask for a third-class card. I don't want to go to the fairy palace to see the fairies. It’s enough to squat and eat a peach!"

Zhao Guanren raised his fingers and smiled: "You are not stupid, a flat peach will increase your lifespan by a thousand years!"

"What? Can you live a thousand more years by eating a peach..."

The four clenched their fists in excitement, but Zhao Guanren said again: "You will not be a fairy if you live for a thousand years. The fairy palace will be distributed to you in batches, so that you will live a long life and die, and the flat peach will not make you more. Eat, two per person!"

"I'll just say..."

Prince Duan said with a little disappointment: "Who can live for a thousand years, but it is also very good that they can live a hundred years in every life. Can these three second-class cards give us?"

"According to the rules, you can't even get third-class cards..."

Zhao Guanren said: "Several people quickly go to build a shantang and do real great good deeds. At that time, I said that the emperor’s house has an exemplary role in doing good deeds and can bring about a large number of good people and good deeds. As long as the four heavenly kings let go, you will pass the assessment. Lao Jin’s third-class card, I pack it!"

"Yun Xuan! Your great kindness, our father and son are grateful..."

The father and son all got up and bowed deeply, and Emperor Shunyao said seriously: "I have already repented, and I will do good deeds and accumulate virtue in the future, and I will change my wrongs!"

"You should collect the fairy cards first, but don't tell Seventeen..."

Zhao Guanren pretended to be helpless and said: "In fact, the world is only separated from the hell. The world can only be relatively clean, not absolutely clean. Since you have decided to let the Seventeenth Prison, she has to do some dirty things, otherwise Dashun will never The Day of Peace!"

"this…"

The father and son hesitated, but Zhao Guanren waved his hand again: "Don't worry! Little Bailong still thinks about her, Pantao will secretly carry her to heaven when the meeting will be held, and when I will pick up a peach for her to eat, she will be able to start and end well, anyway. I've eaten it twice and it's not bad!"

"This is good, this is good..."

The father and son breathed a sigh of relief again, and the prince asked, "By the way! When will the flat peaches start? Is it too late for us to do good deeds?"

"One day in the sky, one year on the ground! The gods are used to being lazy, and the thief slows down..."

Zhao Guanren smiled bitterly: "Just tell me to start eating in a few days. Their few days are our years, but you can rest assured, as long as you enshrine the immortal cards, even if you die on the battlefield, the soul will go outside the Nantian Gate. Wait, you can see us in three or two days!"

"Oh! This is great, I'm afraid I won't be able to catch up..."

The four people were completely crippled by the fool, but Zhao Guanren didn't cheat them. It is better than any policy to lead them to the right path, but they should not be too radical, otherwise they will be harassed if they step too far.

"Hu Lingzhi! Come in..."

Zhao Guanren called the mother and daughter of the Hu family and said with a smile: "The emperor! Doing good deeds can be done at any time. I think you can start with the Amnesty Jiaofang first, and dismiss them. Those who are willing to stay behind are Liangjia artists, but they don’t want to. Give some money and send it back to the place of origin!"

"Alright! I will issue an decree tomorrow to amnesty the world..."

Emperor Shunyao waved his big hand very happily, and the Hu family mother and daughter couldn't believe their ears. They knelt on the ground with excitement and repeatedly knocked their heads to thank you, and also knocked Zhao Guanren three times.

"Lord!"

Jin Wuming suddenly whispered: "The singing girl behind the jade flute is not quite right. She kept listening to us with her ears upright, and the tune was out of tune!"

"Haha~"

Zhao Guanren knew that he was talking about the famous prostitute Dong Siyun, pretending to be inadvertently whispered: "I seem to know who she is, you see me wink and act!"