Panic For 10000 Years

Three beautiful characters are written on the banner of the temple gate: Bogong Temple.

In other words.

This is an earth temple dedicated to the **** of earth.

Couplets pasted on both sides in front of the main hall:

Earth can produce everything,

The land can be a thousand auspicious.

Inside the main hall, the old and shabby ones were visible to the naked eye, and there was a thick layer of dust everywhere, and there was only a broken altar, which could be blown down by a gust of wind.

In front of the altar table, there were three futons, which seemed to be woven from wicker.

On the altar table, there are several plates, white porcelain bowls, candlesticks without candles, and an incense burner mixed with mouse dung.

Most of the sacrifices placed on the plates were steamed buns, which were mouldy and black.

The offering in the bowl should be peaches, rotten and smelly.

Behind the altar table, near the wall, there is a clay sculpture standing upright with one hand held up, looking up at the sky forty degrees, covered with many spider webs.

On the chest of the clay sculpture, I don’t know who wrote two lines of graffiti, which are also couplets:

There are temples and no monks.

Incense more candles and less moon light.

Such a small temple, so dilapidated.

But Dian Wei stretched his head and glanced away, but he was shocked.

I saw a monster squatting on the futon in front of the altar. His skin was white as bone. His height was only one meter, and his head was so big that he was bigger than his body.

The huge head was pressed against the thin neck, extremely twisted and weird.

There seemed to be a human face on his head, full of wrinkles, gloomy eyes, no eyebrows, rosacea, and crooked mouth.

The head was also covered with scabies, densely packed, and it looked very oozing.

This ghost look is already very scary, but what's even more scary is that its body is absolutely translucent.

If you have to make an analogy, this monster is like the fat version of Gollum in the Lord of the Rings.

"ghost?!"

Dian Wei's heart was awe-inspiring. What a chance was this so, it was obviously a **** in the day.

Without thinking about it, he turned his head and ran.

"Shounen Lang, can you see me?" Suddenly, an old, sullen voice came.

Dian Wei tightened, and turned his head half-twisted back slowly.

The monster was looking over, and his gaze fell on Dianwei's face. Seeing Dianwei turned his head and focused his pupils on it, it suddenly became excited and said, "You can hear my voice, right? "

Dian Wei's Adam's apple shook, trying to stay calm.

This ghost is talking, and it should be able to communicate.

Also, it's broad daylight, ghosts can't run into the sun, right?

Dianwei stepped back and stood in the sun, boldly saying: "You are, where are you sacred?"

This question came out.

The monster became even more excited, and continued: "I dare not be the sacred, the little **** is just the local land father, whose surname is Zhang Wende."

"Duke Di, just you?" Dian Wei blinked, and all the astonishment was written on his face.

Dare to feel that this ghost is the master of this earth temple!

In Journey to the West, the "Lao Er of the Land", who was called by the monkey brother, appeared in front of his eyes.

"This world is really amazing."

Dian Wei was amazed, and immediately thought, if there is a land **** here, would the gods and buddhas...

At this time, Lord Die took a few steps forward, looked at Dian Wei carefully with his hollow eyes, and said with a trembling face: "Weird, you are obviously just a mortal, how can you see the "Yin God"?"

Where does Dian Wei know what's going on.

Also, what is Yinshen?

He pondered and said, "Duke Di, a monster ate all the people in the village yesterday."

After all, he stared at Duke Di to see how he reacted.

Since you are a part of the land, there are monsters running into your turf, so you won’t be indifferent.

Hearing this, the public sighed: "That is a ‘Bodhisattva’, alas, the Bodhisattva wants to eat people, and the little **** is powerless to stop it!"

"What are you talking about, Bodhisattva?" Dianwei was startled, thinking that he had misheard, "Bodhisattva, cannibalism?"

"What does the Bodhisattva not eat?" Duke Di asked rhetorically, "Yes, you are just a mortal, how can you know what a Bodhisattva is?"

Dian Wei was speechless, "Then, will the Bodhisattva come back?"

"No, he just passed by here, he should have been a hundred thousand miles away at this moment." The land master shook his head and slowly sat down, holding a giant baby's head.

"Boy, what's your name?" asked the landlord.

Dian Wei felt strange. As a land, he would not know who the residents were on his land?

but…

Depending on the situation, the landlord really didn't seem to know him.

"My name is Dianwei." Dianwei said silently.

"Well, young man Dian, you appeared at the right time." Duke Tu nodded, "The little **** was shaken by the roar of that bodhisattva, and the **** of Yin was crushed and will soon die out."

There was another long sigh.

Dian Wei narrowed his eyes slightly, daring to feel that this landlord was about to die.

"I was born as a child prodigy, Zhang Wende, started martial arts at the age of eight, formally entered martial arts at the age of ten, was ranked as the'teacher' at the age of 47, became a'walker' at the age of ninety-five, and traversed the world for more than a hundred years, and died at the age of 209. In the hands of the enemy."

"After my death, receiving the kindness of the master not only kept the yin gods, but also helped me become a landlord, sitting in a town, receiving more than 100,000 people to pray and enjoy the boundless blessing."

"I don’t think that good fortune is not long. Master also died at the hands of thieves. I lost my protection. I was ruined by the wicked. I was driven out of the city. I wandered around and wandered around. I finally came. This ruined temple is lingering."

"Unexpectedly, a Bodhisattva would pass by here, and the roar of power would shock me severely."

Speaking of this, the Lord of the Land looked at Dian Wei, "You must have felt the horror of the Bodhisattva. Just the sound of his breathing made you bleed from the seven orifices."

Dian Wei pricked his ears to listen to the public's nagging.

Although a lot of the content was half-understood, he didn't ask too much.

God knows if this dying landlord will use any evil methods to save the dog's life, such as seizing houses.

"Dianwei, the little **** will be dead soon." The landlord sighed, "You and I are destined, the little **** wants to give you a great fortune."

Dian Wei immediately became vigilant.

The development direction of this dialogue seems to be the standard plot of some bad dramas.

Do not make jokes.

You and I are not relatives, don't give away things like great luck, don't give me tricks, I don't want to die so fast.

The earth man opened his mouth and vomited out.

Wow!

A ball of mucus was spit out from the earth's mouth.

The earth master stretched out his hand and pulled twice in the slime, suddenly revealing a square seal.

"Dianwei, can you see this thing?" asked the earth man.

Dian Wei nodded, "One square seal."

The landlord nodded: "This thing is the **** of the land, and the person who holds this seal is the **** of the land."

With that, Lord Land handed over the seal, "Dian Wei, the little **** wants you to take over the seal and become a piece of land."

Dian Wei heard it mysteriously, and said in amazement: "The land god, you can be whatever you want? Anyone can do it?"

"Naturally not, you must hold the exclusive seal of the land **** in order to become a piece of land." Land Gongliandao.

Dian Wei knows well.

The God of the Land is a priesthood, but this position only recognizes the seal but not people, whoever holds the seal.

"To become a piece of land, there are only two ways.

First, accept the canonization, this is how I became the land;

Second, to inherit from the land god, I choose you as the successor. "

The Lord of the Land carefully explained, "Generally speaking, only the "Yin God" can see the seal, so only the "Yin God" is qualified to be the Land God, but you seem to be born with a different pupil, so you are also qualified."

Dian Wei didn't dare to pick up, and said cautiously: "Duke Di, how can I be? Besides, there is no merit for me."

The Duke of the Land uttered the famous saying: "The little **** has something to ask for..."