Panic For 10000 Years

Afterwards, everyone entered the town.

Came to the post.

This inn is a three-story building with a large space and many rooms.

Behind the post, there is a large fence yard, which can be used to park food carts and horses.

Dian Wei chose a room and took a bath.

"The town is safe, there is no need to spend the night tonight."

Dianwei sighed softly. He hasn't had a good rest these days, and he can sleep well tonight.

He wants to lie down and sleep earlier.

How could I think of it, suddenly someone knocked on the door.

"Who?" Dian Wei habitually held the eight-foot xuanhua axe, and then asked.

"I am Qi Lian."

The person outside the door replied.

Dian Wei raised his eyebrows and opened the door. The white-clothed Xiu Shi appeared outside the door with a smile on his face and narrowed his smile.

Dianwei said, "Teacher Qi, I don't know what to advise?"

Qi Lian opened the iron fan and shook it lightly: "Can you invite me in and sit down and discuss something?"

Dian Weiluo silently replied: "It's getting late, and I have to get up early and set off tomorrow. If there is nothing important, I don't have to."

Qi Lian was not at all irritated, but smiled and said, "There is indeed something to discuss."

Speaking of this, what else can Dian Wei say.

Old man Zheng lives next door to him, and he opened the No. 5 plug-in today, so there is no need to worry that Qi Lian will be unfavorable to him.

The two sit opposite each other.

Qi Lian paused for a while, then said, "I'll just say it straight away, little brother, you can see the abnormalities too, right?"

Dian Wei shook his head and said, "I'm just a blood warrior, where can I see anything abnormal."

Qi Lian waved his hand and said, "You don't have to be so alert. I have no malice against you. To be honest, I can see the anomaly, and I also saw the anomaly encountered by the head teacher who committed suicide."

Dian Wei spread his hand and smiled bitterly: "Teacher Qi, you have misunderstood. I really can't see the abnormality."

Hearing this, Qi Lian stared at Dianwei for two seconds, then hesitated: "You really can't see it? Then why did Grandma Yun mention the death of the head teacher, you are as nervous as I am."

Dian Weilian said, "I was shocked when I heard that a coach actually killed himself."

"That's it, it seems I misunderstood."

Qi Lian laughed blankly, "You don't know, I've had a terrible time during this period. Ever since I saw the anomaly that killed the head of the king, I was restless and restless."

Dian Wei was moved, and still said quietly, "I don't know anything about the anomaly, and I may not be able to help you."

Qi Lian waved his hand: "You don't need any help, since I'm here anyway, you can just listen to me as I tell you a story.

Six months ago, when I came to this town, I heard Grandma Yun talk about the death of the head teacher Wang.

It is said that after a breakthrough, the head teacher could suddenly see the abnormality. Since then, the head coach Wang went to an alley every day, giggling at the empty place.

Grandma Yun asked him, and the head coach Wang said that he himself saw a stone statue.

The strange thing is that the stone statue can talk, has an expression on its face, and has a kind eyebrow. The stone statue asks the head teacher to tell him a joke. "

Dian Wei listened quietly, with an inexplicable expression: "Huh, telling a joke?"

Qi Lian nodded: "Yes, it's just telling jokes. The head coach Wang doesn't know how to tell jokes. How can I expect that the stone statue began to tell him jokes, telling jokes endlessly, and the jokes are more and more funny.

As a result, the Wang Jiao's head was like a sinister, and he couldn't help running to the stone statue every day to listen to a joke, and couldn't stop laughing.

Once he left the stone statue, he felt uncomfortable all over his body, and he didn't think about eating and drinking, and he was able to hold back his internal injuries.

Over time, the head teacher Wang laughed all day long, without eating or drinking, becoming increasingly haggard, his smile was distorted, and his tears flowed. Finally, he seemed to be unable to stand it, and drew his sword to kill himself. "

Dianwei was stunned: "You mean, the head coach Wang actually laughed to death."

Qi Lian: "Isn't it!"

Dian Wei: "Have you seen that stone statue?"

Qi Lian sighed and said, "After I heard about this, I was curious, so I ran to the alley and took a look. However, what I saw was not a benevolent stone statue, but a stone statue with a gloomy expression."

After a pause, Qi Lian lowered his voice and said, "That stone statue, let me tell him a horror story."

Dian Wei's expression changed for a while: "You, did you tell me?"

Qi Lian nodded: "Fortunately, I have read poems and books, and I have read some scary and weird stories, so I told one."

Dian Wei: "Then what?"

Qi Lian: "The stone statue was very satisfied. A round bead came out from his mouth and gave it to me. The stone statue told me that this bead is edible and can improve cultivation."

Dian Wei looked at Qilian carefully.

Qi Lian nodded, with a look of aftertaste, and exclaimed: "I have eaten that bead, and in just three days, I have improved my cultivation, which is better than years of hard cultivation."

Dian Wei raised his eyebrows and said: "There is such a good thing, so what are you looking for for me?"

Qi Lian: "If you can also see the abnormality, this is an unforgettable opportunity. You can prepare some jokes or scary stories in advance, and then go to'Xiao Lou Xiang' with me to see the stone statue. "

Dianwei tut and said, "It's a pity, I can't see the abnormality yet, otherwise I will definitely follow you."

Qi Lian also showed regret on his face, and he got up and left without chatting.

After sending Qi Lian away, Dian Wei frowned, thoughtfully.

Qi Lian walked slowly out of the post and stopped in the distance, hiding his body in the darkness, waiting for something quietly.

He waited until dawn, and waited until the convoy escorting food left the three forks.

"That kid, he wasn't fooled."

Qi Lian gritted his teeth, turned around, and walked into Xiao Lou Alley.

In fact, this deep alley has long been deserted and empty and uninhabited.

Qi Lian stopped in front of a weed, raised his head, a layer of cold sweat was already oozing out on his forehead.

A huge stone statue appeared in his eyes, two stories high.

At this moment, the stone statue was smiling, smiling, looking down at Qilian, and said: "You are here to listen to my joke again..."

The corners of Qi Lian's mouth twitched, and the corners of his mouth gradually tore apart, revealing a happy and bright smile, which was also narrowed.

The long dragon escorted away from Sanchakou and headed north.

Dian Wei, who was riding on the horse, looked back at the town, his eyes flickering.

Seeing this, Old Man Zheng asked, "Xiao Wei, what's the matter?"

Dianwei turned his head and looked forward and said, "It's okay, but I suddenly want to hear others tell jokes."

Old man Zheng twisted his beard and said: "Then I will tell you one. Once upon a time, a landlord bought a barrel of wine and put a seal on the lid, but his servant drilled a hole in the bottom of the barrel and stole the wine every day. .

The landlord found that the seal was intact, but the wine was dwindling day by day, so surprised! !

At this time, someone suggested that he check the bottom of the barrel to see if there are any flaws. Guess what the landlord said! He said, ‘you’re stupid, the wine on the top is less, and the wine on the bottom is not less at all. ’"