30 – Episode 30

What I felt after returning from a relatively relaxed and leisurely local business trip was that a leisurely and peaceful hobby would not be a bad thing.

Just in time, senior Jae-Won Ham of the response team is famous for being a fishing fanatic, so he said that he would go along with him once for the experience.

When the senior asked if it was easy to catch with the electric ability, he was very excited and gave a long speech about the harmful fishing method using the ability and the romance of direct fishing.

When an electrician asked if he would make money by copying money with fish coins if he became a fisherman, he said that catching fish using his ability in the sea is very tiring and less efficient than traditional fishing methods.

And if you are capable enough to be efficient, it is said that living a hero life is much more profitable and comfortable.

Well, it seemed like it would be quite difficult to use my abilities on a boat every day until I was exhausted.

I decided to go fishing together on the weekend after the senior’s excessive explanation on fishing, but he said that he brought all the fishing equipment I would use.

On the weekend, I was about to fly in front of my senior’s house to go fishing with him, but I witnessed an unusual scene that made my eyesight suspicious.

It was a scene of an elephant wandering around the streets in downtown Seoul.

I was shocked by the surreal scene of an elephant roaming in the middle of downtown Seoul, even though it is not even India, and I watched it in awe.

After watching in awe, I saw the citizens hurriedly fleeing into the building, so I approached the elephant.

If you are in danger, ‘should I kill you?’ What I was thinking was meaningless. Even when I got closer, the elephant didn’t seem interested.

Walking around the streets looking for something to eat didn’t seem too dangerous.

‘How to subdue?’

It hasn’t harmed the citizens yet, but I’ve been thinking about how to subdue it if it becomes dangerous, but I couldn’t think of a way to do it.

The neck circumference was enormous, so it seemed impossible to pass out by blocking the blood flow to the brain, and it seemed difficult to subdue it without harming it when it went on a rampage because it was too bulky to grab and drag.

I’ve dealt with people countless times, but it’s the first time I’ve faced such a gigantic animal.

Still, I was confident enough to shoot before an accident happened, so I decided to follow along and observe their behavior.

I called 911 while slowly following the elephant.

“This is XXX Fire Station.”

“Hello, uh… I am Nikolai from the Seoul Special Ability Response Team.”

“Yes. Mr. Nikolai, why did you contact me?”

“I’m right here in front of District XX, but there are elephants walking around?”

“Ah! Yes, elephants have escaped en masse from the zoo, and suppression teams are on the move to various places. There are not enough teams to mobilize after receiving reports from so many places, so is it possible to protect citizens by yourself?”

“Oh well, I have the confidence to prevent casualties.”

“Oh thank you so much! I look forward to. Elephant escape was not in the manual, so it was difficult to find the right person.”

We decided to shoot in case of danger and, if possible, protect the citizens until the suppression team arrived, so we decided to follow the elephant until the suppression team arrived.

That’s how the bizarre companion with the elephant began.

When I approached, it just flapped its big ears as if it was annoying, but didn’t act aggressively.

Among ordinary people, there are some people with the ability to kill an elephant, but in the case of ordinary people, it would be difficult because of its overwhelming weight and size.

It would be possible to shoot and kill the elephants if they had received professional combat training, but it seemed a bit difficult to subdue the elephants without getting hurt.

Seeing me flying around next to the elephant, the citizens started following me while taking photos with their cell phones, as if they were amazed at my strange companion.

Until I appeared, everyone was in a panic and were busy evacuating into the building, but when they thought it was safe to a certain extent because of me, dozens of people started following me while filming.

As more people gathered, the number of participants continued to increase.

“Uncle Nikolai! What the hell is going on with this? What event is it like?”

A guy who looked like a middle school student who was following me and filming with his cell phone started talking to me.

“No. It’s not like an event, I heard you escaped from the zoo? And call me brother.”

I’m still in my 20s, but it was a bit sad that most kids these days call me uncle.

“If you’re over 30, you’re an old man, but how can you be an older brother!”

The bold kid must have thought I was over 30, so he said that.

“Hyung, you’re still in your 20s…”

“How could that face…”

The guy who belatedly noticed that the remark was a little rude, stopped talking.

Pu Sup

“…”

Although the citizens around us did not openly laugh, there were some who failed to hold back their laughter, so we could hear laughter sporadically.

When I grew my hair in the past, the little ones are hyungs! Brother! I used to call him, but since I completely maintained my skinhead due to the scars from the plane attack, even the little ones call me Mr.

As expected, I felt anew that hair is important for a person’s impression.

As I kept following the elephant, the citizens got too close to the elephant and warned me lightly.

“If you come too close, we may not have time to react. Please step away everyone!”

As I was following the elephant, I went into a nearby pork belly shop to see if the elephant smelled anything.

Pang

The glass door shattered in an instant, and the elephant entered the pork belly restaurant.

I hurriedly followed the elephant in. It was still early, so there were no customers, but the frightened boss saw the elephant in the corner and stiffened in surprise.

If an elephant attacks a person, it is prepared to attack immediately, but as we saw on the way, it was not particularly aggressive.

However, due to its overwhelming weight and size, the store was falling apart.

“Oh! Nikolai! I… How can I stop that!”

The boss, who was trembling in the corner, saw me following the elephant and hurriedly ran behind me and said urgently.

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“Ah… That’s because I don’t have the confidence to stop killing them.”

Clink and jig weave

Even as he said that, the elephant was rummaging through the store and making a mess.

“No! Then my shop…”

The owner, who had a rare experience of an elephant coming into a store in Korea, made a face of absurdity.

“Wouldn’t the elephant owner compensate you? To be honest, I don’t even know.”

I wasn’t sure if I should stop this now or just let it go.

Wajak Wahjak Wahjak

In the meantime, the elephant found lettuce in the store and was inhaling it like crazy.

Crisp

People who were initially startled by the sound of an elephant breaking the glass door and scattered, were again unable to hold back their curiosity and entered the store holding their mobile phones up.

“Everyone, please go outside! Please cooperate!”

Fortunately, the citizens listened to my words and went out to film the video.

Poo Woo

As if satisfied with the elephant, which quickly finished the ssam vegetables in the store, it was about to leave the store with a noise.

“Stand back everyone!”

I hurriedly blocked the elephant’s way, but the elephant pressed its trunk against me and pushed me with force.

When I didn’t budge, the elephant, looking a little flustered, now bumped its head.

I thought it could be considered an attack at this level, so I lightly fed chestnuts between the elephant’s forehead.

I didn’t know how much force I needed to faint, so I hit it lightly.

Pahak

Puuu!

An angry elephant after being hit on the head violently headbutted.

Of course, it didn’t work for me at all, and now I grabbed the elephant’s head and continued to hit Honey Chestnut like a hammer.

Pak! Pak-! Pak-!

The elephant squealed and sat down at the strength of the honey chestnut that was getting stronger and stronger.

Pooh!

When I looked at the elephant sitting down, it was shedding tears.

Seeing the elephant sitting down and shedding tears made me feel a little sorry.

“Stay still.”

Now there are so many people that I can’t control myself, so I decided to keep the elephant inside the store.

When I stopped attacking, the elephant, who had been sitting down with tears in her eyes, tried to get up.

As I raised my arm with a clicking sound, the elephant sat down again.

I was waiting for about 10 minutes, when the phone rang.

Looking at the elephant, I lifted my phone to check. The caller was Ham Jae-won.

When I saw the saved name as Pixchu, I finally remembered that I had decided to go fishing.

I didn’t think of it because it was such an embarrassing situation, but I felt sorry for not being able to call you in the middle.

“Hello?”

“Hey! Where are you? Why don’t you come like this?”

“Ah… I saw an elephant roaming the street while I was on my way.”

“…”

Hahm Jae-won, who was silent for a while, said in a tone that was absurd.

“Hey! No matter what lies, what is an elephant? You have to say something that makes sense!”

It was an absurd excuse even if I heard it, but it was so unfair that it was true.

“It’s true…”

“Stop talking nonsense, come to my house quickly! Hang up.”

Once the situation is over, I should go and explain.

In case you didn’t know, I took a selfie with an elephant sitting on it.

Click

After a few more minutes, the man who looked like a zookeeper and the police finally arrived.

Seeing the keeper, the elephant cried and brought its nose to the keeper.

I was nervous for a moment, wondering if they were attacking me, but when the keeper petted them, they let out a cry and slowly got up.

Bahah

There were also several policemen with anesthesia guns. As a result of the discussion, the zookeepers decided that they did not need to use anesthesia guns, so the police controlled the citizens and the zookeepers began to move while appeasing the elephants.

Just in case you didn’t know, the phone rang several times while I was following you until we arrived at the zoo.

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Is it true that 8 elephants escaped and wandered around downtown Seoul?

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It’s not a f*cking sidewalk, elephants are roaming around in the middle of town

Today, 8 elephants escaped from Seoul XX Zoo and roamed around the city.

ㅇㅇ: Eight elephants escaped, but not a single one was injured.

->ㅅㄴ: No, what in Seoul hahahahaha

->Heung: Wow, there are so many legend memes today, they are playing in the water at the fountain hahahaha

Hi Gallum: Did you guys watch the Galju video? (Link) Breaking an elephant pot is a legend

->aaa: Why Jin Lee? Wow, the feeling of being hit is boring hahahaha

->Autumn sound: Gaelju etiquette injection It’s f*cking funny hahahahaha Is it true that it makes a ppuek ppueek sound every time it gets hit? Lol

->ㅇㅇ: Why is it so cute when you get hit by an earthenware pot and make a sound with your tongue kicking?

->FB: I feel sorry for the elephant… Look at her crying

->ㅁㅁ: Already in the comments of the YouTube video, animal lovers Nicolai are in a frenzy

Minoxidil: I thought I was watching Animal Farm while watching the news.

->Higael Wraith: Surprisingly, almost all of them walk around calmly and then get caught again hahahahaha

->ㅇㅇ: Peacefully went out to drink downtown Seoul and went back hahahaha

Aljalttak: Did you see the pack exploded by the school lunch? (Link)

->Level 9 Hero: Wow, have you been carrying extra clothes between meals these days? They’re beating a guy with a face like that for saying he’s gone hahahahaha

->ㅇㅇ: Ha hahahaha How can you say you’re in your 20s with that face!!

->ㅇㅇ: Ah, this is school lunch right hahahaha

->ㅁㅁ: ㅋ ㅋ Since the plane attack, the scars lined up just looking at her face makes Jiri look ugly, but she says that casually.

->ㅋㅋㅋ: Ah, the grumpy face of Galju is so f*cking cute ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

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“No, senior, are you for real? I also took pictures. Look at this.”

When the senior looked at the photo, he was taken aback.

“No, you said you really caught an elephant? Is it real…”

I’m glad I took a selfie just in case you didn’t know. Of course, I could have turned on the news and showed it, but the misunderstanding was resolved in an instant.

Waejin Lee?

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