Perverted Mage

"Linus, open the door!" The man slams the door and bellows. "LINUS!"

Lying on the bed, I cover her ears and close my eyes. I chant with a low voice. "This is a dream. This is a dream. This is a dream…"

Seven-foot tall dogs in military uniform do not exist. Unless this is a dream, this situation cannot be explained. I can accept a d.i.c.k. I can accept transmigration. How can I accept that a damn dog-man is standing outside the door right now?

"Linus." The dog man warns with wrath in his voice. "If you do not open the door, I will break it down."

It's too real to be a dream. I feel like crying. There's no way that seven-foot dog-men can exist on planet earth. I transmigrated into the body of a man who is the resident of another world. I don't even have the legendary cheat.

The door is kicked open by the dogman. I watch the dogman walk into the room with a feral look in his round black eyes. Beads of sweat form on my forehead. My mouth turns dry.

I am not afraid of dogs. No, I am not. Okay, maybe a little.

When I was in elementary school, I was bitten by a dog once. To make the matter worse, the breed of the dogman is the same as the one that had bitten me. It's a black Dobermann in military uniform with three stars. This can't get worse and more ridiculous at the same time.

For playing around with some woman in the virtual world, this punishment is too harsh.

The dogman sniffs the air. A deep vertical crease appears on his forehead. I follow his line of sight. There's some spilt wine on the floor near the corner of the bed. The dogman growls at me, "Linus, what did you do this time?"

Why are you looking at me like that? I didn't spill the wine. Wait! Is Linus the name of this body? I frown. My name is Nessie Linus. Is this a coincidence or the transmigration department confused our identities? Where can I file a complaint? I don't want to be in a world where dogs can talk.

Lecture?

Linus is a teacher. Then, I am also a teacher because I am inside Linus' body?

I used to do this when I was in school. I wonder if it will work now. I clutch my stomach and yelp in pain. "I think that my stomach is hurting today. How about I --"

"Linus, how many excuses are you going to make?" The dogman scowls at me. "Do you want me to believe that a legendary mage like you can't concoct a potion for your stomach due to excess intake of wine? You have a responsibility to your students. Have you ever thought about what kind of impression your actions give to the students? This is a military academy. We are raising the future warriors of this country."

I am what? A legendary mage who can concoct a potion? A real mage who can do magic? I purse my lips. With no memory or cheat, I am inside the body of a legendary magician who is a shitty teacher that makes his student give him a blowjob. I don't know a single spell.

"Either you go to the lecture or I will complain about you to the headmaster." The dogman glowers.

Damn it! I just came to this world. How can I give a lecture? But I need to know more about this world and this body if I want to survive. I think that it's too late to pretend that I have amnesia or something. In any case, I can't reveal that I am not the legendary mage Linus. It would have been better if I transmigrated into the body of a nobody.

I need to get away from this dogman first. I smile at the dogman. "Do-- Mister, I understand. I will take the lecture."

"Don't think that you can do --" The dogman blinks his eyes. His pointed ears twitch. He looks surprised. "As long as you understand."

"Linus!" The dogman barks at me.

Swallowing my saliva, I turn around. The dogman points in the other direction. "Are you still drunk? The class is this way."

"Haha…" I run my fingers through my smooth crimson hair. I give him a slight bow and scurries past him in the direction his paw is still pointing at.

While walking through the corridor with smooth white walls, young boys and girls in plain khaki uniforms stop when they see me and give me a bow with fear and respect in their eyes. What kind of man was Linus? All of this speaks a lot about this mage. So far, I don't have a good impression of this man.

At the end of the corridor, I look to the right and the left. Should I go right or left? Where's the classroom anyway? I don't see anyone. Then, it's odd to ask directions to the class that I teach every day. They will find out that something is wrong with this body.

Should I run away from this place? Then, where's the exit?

"Teacher Linus, why are you still here?" The woman has long violet hair and silver eyes. She is holding a roster in her hand. She grimaces at me and says, "Are you planning to skip the lecture today? You should take care of your students. Your unruly students always run out of the classroom when you miss the lectures and pick on my students. It's a pity that a legendary mage like you can't even discipline your students well."

"..." Why I am getting scolded by a stranger? Though I know the answer, it doesn't mean that I like it. With no cheat, I have the identity of a legendary mage who teaches wayward students.

The woman doesn't wait for me to answer. She takes hurried steps in the left direction. It's a wild guess, but the woman must be from the neighbourhood classroom. I follow the woman. As I pass by the classrooms, I take a peek. There's a teacher in each classroom.

Before I could reply, the woman walks into her classroom. A few students standing outside the last classroom and leaning against the wall with goofy smiles. When they see me, their expressions change. They dash into the classroom right away.

That one must be my classroom then.