Perverted Mage

[Linus Nessiel, born in the year of xxx, is recognized as one of the most influential magi of the world and a key figure during Waghan Revolution. In the year of xx1, he destroyed the tower of Dragis...]

This is the first report. Where is the Tower of Dragis? Was this mage some kind of hero?

[The great and mighty mage Linus Nessiel is the most handsome mage in the entire world. Even the princess of the lost kingdom couldn't resist his charms and…]

I toss the second report on the table. It's full of flowery details about how Linus got all of the women in the world. I skim through the next set of reports.

In summary, Linus Nessiel is around 366 years old. He is a great mage who had changed the history of the world. He has won kingdoms only to incinerate it to ashes. He has started a revolution to uproot empires. He stole princesses and seduced the empresses. He 'seduced' a holy priestess and took her right at the city square in front of her followers. In some kingdom, the king gave him the ownership of the royal harem after Linus cured the king of some unknown disease.

"Tch!" I have some ideas about this man now. It doesn't seem like he has a good reputation when it comes to women. Without a doubt, Linus Nessiel is a man with a high profile. It will be difficult to act like I am Linus Nesiel. I am sure that people are already suspicious of me. I can blame it on the wine, right? People are different when they are drunk. I let out a sign and take a look at the last report.

[Linus Nessiel is a s.e.x.u.a.lly deviant man who will do anything to win over a woman. He destroyed the peaceful tower of Dragis because he wanted to f.u.c.k the dragon maid. He cursed the kings to make them bow to him and f.u.c.k their queens in front of them. He started the revolution against the queen of Vlakia because she refused his advances and destroyed her kingdom, only to screw her for months and leave after she became pregnant with his child. After wandering through the world and f.u.c.k.i.n.g anyone with a hole, he found an innocent priestess in a forgotten city and went ahead to defile her in front of her followers and then, he forced her followers including her family members to take turns. Though he did have many contributions to the history of the world, it shouldn't be ignored that he had selfish motives (F.u.c.k.i.n.g women) behind his actions.]

I suck the cold air. I can't read any more. My mind is screaming. Is this Karma for doing those things to the women online? Why I have transmigrated into the body of a man who was the official lowest creature of this world? How many enemies does Linus have? Why the hell are they even allowing him to teach at this academy? Men like Linus deserve chemical castration and they should be tortured for days before they receive death.

However, it's also a truth that Linus Nessiel's life and my virtual life is very similar. He did those things in the real world and I did those things in the virtual world. The second difference is that he forced himself upon women and I fooled women to be with her. Linus Nessiel was definitely a s.e.x addict. I died with my v.i.r.g.i.n.i.t.y intact.

With the way this is going, I might get murdered by women again in my second life. I can't imagine what will happen to me. I wonder what kind of parents would allow this being to come into existence… I glance at the report again. Why is there no mention of his parents or other family members?

"Did you like the report, Teacher?" The little boy looks rather smug. So, he's the student who wrote the last report. A five years old student is writing such an R rated report on his teacher? Is that boy even six?

"You get the lowest grade for using colourful words," I reply with a straight face. "Everyone else, you did a good job. I have a question. Why did nobody mention anything about my family or the place where I was brought up?"

Nobody meets my eyes except for the little boy. Everyone seems to be afraid of me. Then, why this little guy is so courageous.

Unless this mage guy had something that he was running from, he wouldn't come here to an academy. But then, how long can someone chase fame and women? The academy might have offered Linus something that he couldn't refuse or he didn't leave the academy because he couldn't leave the academy. This mage has enemies for sure. How did this mage die in the first place?

Wine?

A legendary mage like him can't be poisoned like that. He doesn't sound like an idiot.

"And, Teacher, I don't understand why you would give me the lowest grade." The boy crosses his arms and glowers at me. "I only spoke the truth. You shouldn't have asked us to write a report on you if you couldn't handle the truth. You are someone who would f.u.c.k anyone with a hole. Haven't you slept with half of the teachers in the academy? Have you ever wondered how many bastards you have fathered around the world?"

Fathered children? I gape at him. I am not even married. I already have children now. How many of them are born out of actual consensual s.e.x? I am in the body of a rapist.

"Eskaria is a desperate country that likes to seek attention by poking the powerful countries for wars because they have you now." The boy clicks his tongue in disapproval. "You are probably here because you have offended the entire world; this country is the only one who will let sc.u.m like you become a teacher because you are the only mage this country has."

Is it like this? I find it hard to believe. If there are bad people, there are also people who give assent to those bad people. Why would a mage who offended the world without any fear come to a place like this? This place could not be this mage's only haven. Linus Nessiel's death is related to the reason why he came to this place. I must find it out quickly. Before I do that, I must take care of this student who threatens to strip me apart with his questions.

"You still get the lowest grade for calling your teacher a sc.u.m," I tell the boy. "Using inappropriate language that is unsuitable for a student. You could have said the same thing in another way."

"Why does it matter how I say it?" The little boy climbs down from his seat and walks towards me with fury. "Truth is a fact that can cut down any illusion. Teacher, can you deny the truth in this report?"