Playing Long Aotian, the Audience Laughed

Ye Haochen had no expression anymore, and let Du Mengyan hammer him with a small pink fist.

At this time, after waiting for a long time, no taxi passed by.

Du Mengyan suggested: "Let's go to the intersection ahead, there are more taxis there.

Ye Haochen: "Actually, I can call and have someone fly to pick me up.

Du Mengyan: "I'm going to fight."

Ye Haochen: "Whatever you want, then go."

Du Mengyan: "You carry me. 33

Ye Haochen is stupid: "You have hands and feet, and you know martial arts. With such a two-step journey, "Zero Qisan" you teleported past, what am I doing behind your back?!

Du Mengyan rubbed her big white legs: "The shoes I wear today don't fit my feet, they're blistered, and I don't want to walk.

Ye Haochen looked down at Du Mengyan's shoes: "What kind of broken shoes are you, throw them away. 3)

Du Mengyan: "Look carefully at these shoes.

Ye Haochen took a serious look and felt so familiar.

Good guy, it's exactly the same as the pair of shoes on his feet, and it's a couple's model: "Peat, when did you buy the same shoes as me? My pair of shoes is 300,000 yuan."

Du Mengyan: "Mine is also 300,000 yuan."

Ye Haochen: "It doesn't matter how much you want, go by yourself, I won't back you."

Du Mengyan twisted her slender waist and said coquettishly, "We are good brothers, what's wrong with good brothers? You dare not carry me, that means you have a ghost in your heart."

Ye Haochen, Xing Bai, you routine me: "You jump up on your own.

Du Mengyan smiled slightly, then jumped on Ye Haochen's back.

Just like that, Ye Haochen carried Du Mengyan to the front intersection. This guy didn't look thin, but he felt light on his back, like a kitten.

Ye Haochen complained: "Don't you usually practice martial arts, and you don't look thin, why are you so light?"

Du Mengyan: "Do you like fat? 9)

Ye Haochen: "I don't like anything.

Du Mengyan: "They said that you are in good shape and have eight-pack abs. Can you be healthy for me?"

Ye Haochen: "?????"

Du Mengyan: "Show me. 11

Ye Haochen: "Who told you? Who are they?

Du Mengyan: "Lin Aoxue and the others.

Ye Haochen: "Cow, you guys have actually met before.

Du Mengyan: "Come on, I want to see the abdominal muscles."

Ye Haochen: "No!"

Du Mengyan: "Good brother, are you so stingy?"

Ye Haochen was speechless, he put Du Mengyan down: "Good brother, show me your chest muscles, okay?

Du Mengyan was stunned for a while, then she laughed: "Hahaha, no!"

Ahead, a taxi is coming.

Du Mengyan took Ye Haochen to eat bullfrogs.

After eating and drinking, Du Mengyan walked away by herself.

Yes, just jumped away like that.

Leaving Ye Haochen messed up in the wind alone.

Shaking his head, Ye Haochen went back to his hotel to rest....

On the other side, poor Jiang Yu was still sitting on the toilet on the pedestrian street.

The whole person has become yellow and thin, with a painful expression.

Help.

bu~ poof......

While speaking, Jiang Yu couldn't stand it anymore.

There were already a lot of people around, and the security was even disturbed.

The security came over and wanted to drive Jiang Yu away, but the helplessness was too stinky, and he didn't dare to approach.

Jiang Yu was able to eat, and he ate a lot of food and slowly digested it.

Now that I have taken Zhao Qingqing's laxatives, I can't pull it clean without three days and three nights.

He wanted to die now.

At night, the anti-riot troops came, they set up tear gas cannons and took up explosion-proof shields.

One of the captains spoke to Jiang Yu with a loudspeaker: "Listen to the people in front, you have been pooping in public for more than ten hours, and you have been suspected of seriously disrupting public order. You must evacuate immediately, otherwise we will use gas to expel them."

4.0 Jiang Yu wanted to cry without tears: "I don't want to either, help..."

port...poof...

Jiang Yu's face was cramping, and his eyes rolled.

Zhao Qingqing's laxative is really powerful.

The explosion-proof captain saw that Jiang Yu refused to leave, so he ordered the release of tear gas.

bang bang bang!

Three shots were fired, and three tear gas fell at Jiang Yu's feet.

The gas is subsequently released.

Jiang Yu's tears flowed from the smoke, and he had completely collapsed.

While crying, I have to have diarrhea.

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