Please let go, I am not your boyfriend

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“Nan Jinping, if you go on like this, you will be speeding!” After Lu Li finished speaking, he slammed his palm on the table.

“Hey?” Nan Jinping showed a blank expression on his face, raised his hands, put his index finger on his cheeks on both sides, and tilted his head, “Lu Lili, what are you talking about speeding, I don’t understand?”

Lin Xiaowan’s heart skipped a beat.

For a moment, she fell in love with Nan Jinping!

Meow meow!

Even she wanted to go up and hold Nan Jinping’s face and kiss her at this moment.

This girl perfectly blended innocence and filth on that gorgeous face at this moment!

She didn’t believe that Lu Li wasn’t tempted right now!

“Hey, what are you, hey!” Lu Li propped his hands on the table, and propped up his upper body, “I’m serious now!”

Lin Xiaowan’s eyelids jumped uncontrollably.

Can Lu Li bear this?

But…I like it more…

That sense of conquest…

Chi slip.

Lin Xiaowan stuck out her tongue and licked her lips.

Lu Li pretended not to see it.

“Oh~~” Nan Jinping opened his mouth and poked his cheek twice with his index finger, “Okay…”

Extremely reluctant.

“I…” Lu Li sighed and sat back on the sofa, “Okay, you are not allowed to drive. Did you hear me, Princess Che?”

“Understood, my lord knight.” Nan Jinping stood up, lifted the non-existent skirt with both hands, and said with a bow.

“…All right.” Lu Li tried again to make the conversation serious, “Lin Xiaowan, let me ask you a question. At that time, when you hired me as your boyfriend, there was a boy chasing you at school, right?”

He originally wanted to remind Lin Xiaowan that with her own conditions, she does not lack suitors, and there is no need to hang herself on a tree like her.

Then I don’t have to hang myself on her tree.

After all, the famous writer Lu Xun said that the effect of force is mutual.

However, after being interrupted by Nan Jinping, Lu Li’s brain has become a lot messed up.

So, when he just said this sentence, he knew it was broken.

The development of the matter was exactly as he expected.

Lin Xiaowan’s face turned pale after hearing these words.

She thought that Lu Li was concerned that he was chased by boys before, and he suspected that he…

After all, in her impression, Lu Li was a person deeply influenced by Confucian culture.

And my performance that day was really…

She quickly explained, “It’s not Lu Li, listen to me, I haven’t even held hands with that Di Yuanfang, so don’t mention anything…”

“Really, you believe me!” Lin Xiaowan’s voice became more and more anxious, and even a little crying, “If you don’t believe me, you can have a test and you will know! Really! I won’t lie to you!”

After Lin Xiaowan finished speaking, she opened her collar, took out a pure white handkerchief, and was about to unbutton her clothes.

“It’s not shit! Stop!” Lu Li stretched out his hand and grabbed Lin Xiaowan’s wrist in desperation, “Stop for a moment.”

Lin Xiaowan looked at Lu Li, tears streaming wantonly on that beautiful face, she couldn’t help crying, “You don’t even want to believe me…”

“Why don’t I believe you? And why do you have to think about that!” Lu Li gritted his teeth and said, “Is the love in your mind only so deep that it makes people roll their eyes?”

“You can also turn over the heart and say hello with both hands.” After Nan Jinping finished speaking, she playfully stuck out her tongue and drooped it at the corner of her mouth, raised her hands above her head in the shape of scissors, and her eyes gradually turned into heart shapes.

Lin Xiaowan’s crying stopped abruptly, and she and Lu Li stared at Nan Jinping dumbfounded.

What kind of brain circuit is this girl!

The veins on Lu Li’s forehead popped up one by one, “Nan Jinping, are you trying to make trouble!”

“I’m not, I don’t have you, don’t talk nonsense.” Nan Jinping changed his face in a second, sitting cross-legged on the sofa, holding his left wrist with his right hand and putting it between his legs, with an innocent look on his face.

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“It’s really a pity that you don’t become an actor…” Lu Li’s voice was full of complex emotions.

“What kind of movie? Is it a movie that has been prepared for a long time but won’t watch if you don’t want to watch it? Lu Li, do you want to act with me?” Nan Jinping’s eyes were full of anticipation, and his face was extremely innocent.

“If you do this again, I’ll leave!”

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“And you, wipe your tears.” Lu Li took two wet wipes from the table and handed them to Lin Xiaowan. “Next, I’m serious. If you dare to drive again, I’ll go straight away. Understand?”

Nan Jinping reluctantly nodded, “Oh~→↘”

“That’s good. First of all, Lin Xiaowan, let me correct your thoughts.” Lu Li thought for a while, and decided to say a thought that went against his heart: “The thought you just said is pure nonsense. Although I mind a little bit, but how should I say it?” , as long as you don’t mess around in the future, I should probably be able to accept it.”

Although he still minds, if he really, really, really meets such a girl (the possibility is very small but still possible), he might still accept it.

I guess so.

He didn’t want to hurt Lin Xiaowan because of what he said just now.

How should I put it, it’s like you don’t have the heart to hurt a beautiful sculpture on the side of the road.

This has nothing to do with love.

Lin Xiaowan’s lips gradually opened into an “O” shape.

What did Lu Li just say?

He doesn’t mind?

This is to let a person deeply influenced by Confucian culture say that he doesn’t mind!

And he still said it to himself!

What’s more, I didn’t have any!

This is really…

“Shut up.” Lu Li saw that Lin Xiaowan’s eyes were turning into a heart shape, and stopped him, “It’s not because of you! I’m just comforting you! Actually, I don’t mind! Don’t make me crazy!”

“Nan Jinping, shut up too!”

“Oh.”

Lu Li rubbed his forehead, “Although this is a bit hurtful, I think it’s better to make it clear early. First, if the love you think is really all that’s left, then my opinion on you will be different.” It has changed. I think that although that can increase the sweetness of love, it is not the whole of love. The so-called love, whether it is sweet or salty, seafood or barbecue, must be based on mutual understanding between two people. ”

Lu Li stopped the two who were about to speak with his eyes, “Secondly, for various reasons, I will continue to be my daily boyfriend. No matter if any of you become my girlfriend, it will lead to…”

“We can continue to rent you…” Nan Jinping’s voice became smaller and smaller under Lu Li’s gaze.

Lu Xin was shocked. He must kill Nan Jinping’s idea in the bud.

If the refusal before was purely because of women’s troubles, then the refusal now is because Lu Li suddenly figured out something when he was driving just now.

The system said that it cannot do things against the wishes of customers.

Before, he was the one who was naive.

Meow, if these two women continue to rent him, wouldn’t he be against the customer’s wishes every minute? ? ?

So, absolutely not!