Please let go, I am not your boyfriend

Such a system should be destroyed

Someone once said that when God closes a door for you, He will also use the door to trap your brain.

And it will lock the windows from the inside.

So you can only stand under the scorching sun and watch that god who beeped the dog turn on the air conditioner, drink ice cream and eat hot pot, and by the way, cast a provocative look at you in pity.

Or stand in the freezing cold wind and watch that god who beeps the dog turn on the air conditioner, wear short sleeves, eat Mardiel popsicles, and cast a provocative look at you in pity.

Lu Li deeply sympathized with this.

At this moment, all he wants to do is to face God, or to say to the system, a set of Lightning Steel Slash, Front Slash, Kuangfeng Endless Slash, and then receive a deliberate punch.

Not doing so would not be enough to calm the anger in his heart at the moment.

The matter started half an hour ago.

Half an hour ago, Lu Li returned to Fenglinwan Hotel.

When he opened the door and sat on the sofa, ready to turn on the computer and have a happy game with Yasuo, he was in a good mood.

After all, this is the only serious customer he has seen so far.

Although the wool he got was only a little over two million yuan, he was very happy.

In his opinion, this is a good start.

This means that his next customer will also be serious.

As for the next customer, it’s hard to say.

After all, that person also said that there are only three things.

Just as he selected Yasuo in seconds and watched his teammates angrily type question marks in the chat box, a system prompt appeared in his mind.

[The order has been completed, the evaluation is five-star, and the reward is being settled..]

“Heh, double happiness…” Lu Li rubbed his hands together, picking out his skin with a smile on his face.

[The provisional appointment amount is

$58 for a date and $58 for yourself

Yuan, get five-star praise, 150 times cashback will be given…]

Lu Li was picking out a skinned mouse and stopped.

I… Did I hear something wrong?

[Cashback successful. Get 870 yuan, deduction

Yuan. 】

【Has been deducted from your bank card

Yuan. 】

In Lu Li’s mind, there were only question marks left.

It’s like those yellow question marks that his teammates clicked on him on the computer screen.

What the hell? ?

What did this dog system say? ? ?

No, where is my money? ? ?

Lu Li angrily typed “/mute all” on the keyboard, then gritted his teeth and said, “System, I need an explanation.”

【During this service period, you bought a piece of “Yangzhou Fried Rice” worth 58 yuan for customers, but at the same time you bought fireworks worth 150,000 yuan for yourself. 】

“I bought it for Li Xingruo!!” Lu Li said almost word for word.

【During this service period, you have served…】

Cold and emotionless rereading.

“Calm down, calm down…” Lu Li realized his gaffe.

He took a few deep breaths, the anger in his eyes disappeared, and he became calm again.

“Two questions.” Lu Li tapped his fingers on the table and said, “First, if I didn’t buy it for Li Xingruo, why did I use it when I swiped the card? Second, even if I didn’t buy it for Li Xingruo, then Why will the 150,000 cigarette expenses be deducted in the end?

Yuan? Even if it is deducted according to 15 times cashback, it should be deducted

Yuan is right. ”

[Answer: The bank card issued to the host has an overdraft function, and the overdraft limit is the sum of the host’s personal property * 15, and this multiple will increase as the system level increases. 】

【During the order process, the bank card can be used freely. If the amount used is not for the purchase of goods for the customer or exceeds the temporary appointment quota, it will enter the overdraft state. During the settlement, the current cashback rate * overdraft amount will be withdrawn from the host property deducted. 】

[Every time you enter the overdraft state, there will be 30% interest. 】

Lu Li’s eyelids twitched uncontrollably, and his fingers twitching on the table had settled down. He controlled his emotions and asked, “When did you tell me?”

【Just now】

Lu Li’s palms were suddenly clenched into fists, and the pads of his fingers turned pale from the exertion. He forced himself to calm down again.

He still has a question to ask.

“One last question.” Lu Li asked expressionlessly, “Why are the fireworks judged not to be bought by Li Xingruo? In the end, she lit them herself.”

[The system level is insufficient, so this question cannot be answered. 】

Land from:……

The room fell silent in an instant, only the sound of heavy breathing and the ticking of the clock remained.

He figured it out.

Before, whether it was Princess Che or Lin Xiaowan.

The things I bought for them were all jewelry.

Moreover, these jewelry are still on their bodies.

And that bowl of Yangzhou fried rice was eaten by Li Xingruo.

However, those fireworks left nothing behind.

It was just lit by Li Xingruo himself.

Forget it…

Fortunately, I didn’t lose much…

I shouldn’t have any expectations of this crumb system.

[Does the host have other questions?]

Lu Li doesn’t want to deal with this system at the moment.

Although the room was empty, he still reminded himself to restrain himself and stay calm.

The system’s voice sounded in Lu Li’s mind again.

[Because you use the overdraft function for the first time, you will receive an extra gift of the Supreme Ten Consecutive Lucky Draw Ticket*1]

[Supreme Ten Consecutive Lottery Ticket: After use, you can perform one Supreme Ten Consecutive Draw, and you can use lucky draw auxiliary items regardless of the system level]

[Because you are using the overdraft function for the first time, an extra special overdraft gift package will be presented]

[Overdraft special gift package: After using it, you can get a random number of interest discount coupons, and the discount amount is randomly 10% off to 19.9% ​​off]

【Do you want to open it now? 】

“No.” Lu Li sneered, “I will never use this thing, don’t try to trick me into using the overdraft function.”

Even if Lu Li starved to death, died outside, and jumped from here, he would never open this gift bag.

Not to mention the overdraft function.

[Because you are using the overdraft function for the first time, an extra overdraft out-of-print gift package will be presented]

[Overdraft out-of-print gift package: After using it, you can get an amount ranging from 1 yuan – the upper limit of the host’s balance * 15. This amount increases with the upgrade of the system level, and the amount can be used in conjunction with interest discount coupons. After use, the amount obtained is divided by the interest discount strength, which is the amount of money the host finally obtains. 】

Lu Li was stunned for about a second before realizing what this sentence meant.

If it is said that he just happened to win an amount of 80 million, and he just happened to win a 10% discount coupon.

So, the amount he got in the end was… 800 million? (80 million/0.1)

“System, use the overdraft special package.” Lu Li hardly hesitated.

No one can escape the law of true fragrance, no one.

[You used the special overdraft gift package and obtained 1 50% off interest discount coupon, 3 30% off interest discount coupons, and 19 10% off interest discount coupons]

Although it wasn’t the best result, it actually exceeded Lu Li’s expectations.

He felt that according to the virtue of this ghost system, it would be good if he could give himself a 20% discount.

Now there is even a 50% discount.

Then, next.

Lu Li rubbed his hands, ignoring the question marks his teammates frantically slapped on Yasuo’s body on the computer screen, “System, use the overdraft out-of-print gift package.”

[This gift bag is a valuable item, it is recommended that the host increase the balance before using it. Are you sure to use it now? 】

“Sure.” Lu Li nodded without hesitation.

Are you kidding me, return the valuables?

If I can draw the highest reward, I will be a ghost!

A burst of golden light exploded in front of Lu Li’s eyes.

Afterwards, the golden light gradually occupied all of Lu Li’s sights.

[You used an overdraft out-of-print gift package]

[Congratulations, you have won the first prize]

[You have received a reward of current balance * 15, do you want to use a discount coupon? 】

“Use the 50% discount coupon.” Lu Li’s hand holding the water glass trembled slightly.

I am…transferred today?

This system..

.It seems that it is not so crumbly?

【You have used the 50% discount coupon and got a total of

.6 yuan. 】

【The amount has been credited into your account, and the legal source of funds has been modified for you】

The phone’s text message alert sounded.

“Dear user, your bank card has arrived

.6 yuan, the current balance is

.12 yuan, if you have any questions, please…”

Lu Li looked at his phone.

After looking at the computer screen that had turned black and white again, and the yellow question marks that kept lighting up on the screen, I suddenly felt dull.

Of course, he meant the numbers on the phone.

The happiness that the huge money reward brought him was only for a short moment.

Now, he thinks that’s the case.

It’s just a string of numbers.

It’s just that there are a little more numbers.

His eyes calmed down again.

In this case, we have a more popular explanation.

It’s called the sage mode.

At this time, twenty-five minutes had passed since Lu Li entered the room.

So, what happened in the next five minutes to make Lu Li feel so much resentment towards the system?

This, let’s talk about it in the next chapter…

Fuck, put away your Italian cannon!

I’m not Cavin anymore! No more cards! I say! I will say it now!

When Lu Li stood up again from the spring, the other party had already rushed to the high ground, andThe four people on our side have all been wiped out.

Lu Li’s fingers precisely manipulated the mouse and keyboard, and his brain quickly calculated the most reasonable way to deal with it. He remained calm in times of crisis, and remained calm when things changed. In the end, he accomplished the feat of killing 5 people with one person.

And at this moment, the base crystal of their family exploded.

Four teammates surrendered.

Lu Li’s eyes froze for a moment, and finally decided to give up this game and play a simple, fast, healthy, liver-protecting game of “Civilization 6”.

And at the same time that the crystal in Lu Li’s house exploded, the system’s voice rang in Lu Li’s mind again.

【Your order settlement has been completed】

[Your negative behavior status has disappeared]

[In order to restore the system to normal status, please complete the following conditions within 24 hours: 1. Complete an order. 2. 10 supreme lucky draws. 】

Land from:? ? ?

? ? ? ? ? ? ?

You’re not finished, are you? !

I really shouldn’t have any expectations of your crumb system! ! !

Meowing Ning, is this one set after another?

never mind.

For the sake of the previous string of numbers and the Supreme Ten-Consecutive Lottery Ticket, I don’t care about you…

Ok?

Lu Li’s eyebrows frowned slightly.

He felt that this matter was not simple.

This time, why are there no fonts the size of those ellipsis?

Has the system changed?

Pull it down.

He would rather believe that Khan would not believe that the system changed sex seven times a week.

He has seen through the system.

But… now where can this beeping dog system play word games…

Wait a minute…

“System, there is a problem.” Lu Li turned off the computer, and tapped his fingers on the table, “If I use the Supreme Ten Consecutive Lottery Ticket, does it count as the condition for completing the Supreme Lottery 10 times?”

This was the only loophole Lu Li could find.

The description of the lottery ticket is “ten consecutive draws”, while the description of the system is “10 draws”.

…

[not counting]

I don’t know if it’s Lu Li’s illusion, the system seems to be silent, and said: “Sent from the group, stay!” Stay*9: 8#02!0;5&8/5\6 for a while, and, in that always cold voice, there seems to be a little… reluctance?

Lu Li: Hehe.

I knew it!

I’ll know it just by meowing! !

Gan! !

Lu Li took a deep breath.

Forget it.

2.7 billion was paid for prostitution today.

Isn’t it the supreme ten consecutive draws?

Isn’t it 180 million?

I don’t feel bad, I don’t feel bad at all…

“System.” Lu Li’s voice was a little hoarse, “Use the supreme ten consecutive lottery tickets, and then use the lottery fragments.”

He didn’t forget that he still had a lottery shard.

[Successfully used lottery fragments]

[Consuming the supreme ten consecutive lottery ticket*1, the lottery is being drawn for you…]

Ten clusters of light appeared in front of Lu Li.

Among their flickering colors, there is no blue and white that Lu Li is most familiar with.

Not even purple.

Gold, orange, colorful…

They are constantly changing light.

Then, a group of gray light joined them.

It is like a catalyst, but also like a glue. (Catalyst is not actually used here properly, but only as a literal meaning, because catalysts are not actually consumed in chemical reactions like lottery shards.)

The ten rays of light gradually merged together.

They burst out with extremely pure milky white light.

There was even a trace of holiness in that light.

Then, the ray of light exploded, rushed to every corner of Lu Li’s mind, and completely merged into Lu Li’s body.

The sound of the system also sounded.

[Congratulations on obtaining a mythical skill (the only one): Old Chinese Medicine (Level 1)]

[Old Chinese Medicine (Level 1): You have mastered Chinese medicine, and have a deeper understanding of metaphysics and other parts of Chinese medicine that cannot be explained by science. 】

[Special ability: When you have a “Yuxi” brand cigarette in your mouth, you can manipulate each of your muscles more precisely, the speed of cell regeneration in your injured area will be improved, and your self-healing ability will increase. Your reaction speed will increase and your credibility will increase. Any “Yuxi” brand cigarette can trigger this ability, and the cigarette does not need to be lit. 】

[Remark 1: As an old Chinese doctor, you must remember that smoking is harmful to your health. 】

[Remark 2: As a qualified old Chinese medicine doctor, you must remember that you cannot brag about beeps (silent words). 】

Land from:…

never mind.

He shouldn’t have had expectations for this system.

After all, it was still a wrong payment.

Fuck Meow’s mythical skills.

He put down the water glass, and the focus of his eyes slowly faded away.

Before, the system wanted him to debut as an idol, but now he wants him to become an old Chinese doctor.

He seemed to see himself on the stage, wearing a white coat, with a cigarette in his mouth, and a guitar in his arms…

He shook his head, and quickly shook this picture out of his mind.

After a while, he discovered a problem.

Is there something missing?

What about system messages?

Squeeze it, this is ten consecutive draws!

How did you come up with a skill? ? ?

[Because the current system level has not reached level 10, before you useAfter drawing fragments, ten consecutive draws will only get the highest grade rewards. 】

Land from:……

This crumb system should be destroyed.