Poisoned Eggs at Hogwarts

Chapter 94: game rules

But Iger thinks this is very good, at least it is quite to his own appetite.

After all, he himself is not a person who follows the rules. He does not go home at night, trespasses into the forbidden book area, and plays with Avada in the forbidden forest.

Gryffindor students also have broomsticks, but not many, only a few members of the Quidditch team, the others seem to be stopped.

The division of labor among the little lions is quite clear. Fred and George and a group of members of the Wood Quidditch team are holding wands and constantly harassing the basilisk below, making the basilisk very annoying, and a group of little lions on the other side. They threw a lot of big dung eggs and pepper eggs in the past, and the basilisk couldn't find it.

Then they are happy...

Completely let go of myself...

For the first time, Iger discovered that the students of Gryffindor had so many contraband.

There is no point in trying to pull fireworks. A group of students got the vat of life and death water from nowhere, and threw it into the mouth of the basilisk without any money.

"Look! What they got! A comatose basilisk God! Six times the protein of a normal viper! They did it! Is Professor Snape proud of them?!!" Seamus stood with his mouth wide open. There was shouting from the stands, and Snape's face was as black as the bottom of a pot.

"The use of potions in the exam of the Defense Against the Dark Arts class should be considered a violation..." Snape turned to look at Iger. Seamus' words just now undoubtedly stabbed him in the chest. Iger can probably foresee the misery of Seamus in the second half of the year. live...

"If it violates the rules, then the Slytherin students just used flying brooms from the flying class, and Severus also violated the rules." Professor McGonagall didn't make it difficult for Iger, and walked over with a proud look on his chin. Iger immediately nodded his head in a dog-legged manner, indicating that I was on Professor McGonagall's side.

Iger looked at Snape grinning and spreading his hands, and the meaning was obvious: Although we are both mentors and apprentices, our political stance must be clear...

Snape's face darkened even more...

"It's not a violation! They stunned the basilisk!" Seamus shouted excitedly.

Ron didn't know who had unlocked the choker, and shouted excitedly while holding the microphone, getting carried away with excitement: "Don't forget, there are three Weasley friends here! Mom, did you see it! Ginny? Where are you looking? You should be looking at your brothers not Harry!"

Ron's aunt's big mouth made Ginny's face turn red, and she was yelled out in front of so many people, and Ginny had the heart to kill Ron...

"He has a lot of brothers, but Harry only has one!" Seamus looked at Ron teasingly, looking like he didn't want to explain with him.

Then the two of them ripped apart on the spot...

The brothers in the Weasley family are all sister-in-law. Although he knows that he has no value in his sister's heart, Seamus's words are still a bit too heart-wrenching for Ron.

There was a lot of laughter in the arena, and the shouting became a crowd, and there were cheering crowds everywhere.

"Iger said that if we can stun the basilisk, then we can do whatever we want!" Fred waved his arms on the broom, completely igniting the enthusiasm of the little lions.

Iger looked blank, when did I say that?

"Have you ever eaten hot pot, friends?" George added another fire...

Then the basilisk was dismembered...

The tips of the wands of the little lions were inserted into the scales under the basilisk's head, and the shattered pieces were released into the basilisk's body without any money. After watching, they also rushed into the stadium one after another, joining the ranks of the basilisk.

At Hogwarts, there was never a word of kindness towards Fantastic Beasts.

For example, in potions class, they always have to dissect some poisonous snakes, toads, and sometimes even the claws of fat chickens. After all, in potions, all kinds of strange things are needed...

It's not that the symbol of Slytherin is a snake, so they won't eat snake meat. In fact, except for dragon skins and some magical animals with extremely high magic resistance, snake skin products can be said to be the most popular on the market. .

And the people who master these businesses are mostly pure-blooded Slytherins...

Or maybe Iger was a Gryffindor, but would he miss the chance to eat lion meat?

Of course not...that's not realistic...

The stadium was completely out of control, and a group of teachers looked at each other, watching a group of students tearing the basilisk into eight pieces.

Among them, the snakeskin and scales were the most ruthless. Everyone had seen the power of scales that almost ignored the spell.

The high magic resistance makes a group of students jealous...

Then there is the basilisk's fangs. Iger saw the twins jump off the broom with his own eyes, put on gloves and began to pull the teeth. Fred let out his force and let out the fangs, and the fangs fell directly from the basilisk's mouth. .

Iger: "..."

Iger really doesn't know what Slytherin will think when he sees this scene...

I couldn't help but think of the rumor that Slytherin left the secret room to kill the students, and Iger couldn't help wiping his cold sweat.

Is it the other way around?

Someone once said that as long as there is 300% profit, businessmen dare to ignore and trample all morals and laws...

In front of interests, Iger feels that everyone is a businessman.

And this group of students of their own are facing unfounded profits, they trample on the life and dignity of the Basilisk...

too terrifying…

It's really scary...

Iger suddenly remembered a joke. In his previous life, crayfish, which were invasive species, were ravaged all over the world. In China, they could only be cultivated...

And the carp of the monkey spirit monkey spirit caught by fishing arrived on the inland river of the United States and rushed to the boats of tourists...

It's not that the Chinese are scary, but the Chinese will eat...

And now, this group of people whose ancestors colonized many countries saw the value of the Basilisk leather armor...

At the same time, Iger brought hot pot to the wizarding world...

What Iger can probably predict is that it is not far from the time when the Basilisk Leather Gloves are released...

It took a long time for the four deans to react and sternly reprimanded the students of their respective colleges to return them to the bench.

On Dumbledore's stand, Ron and Seamus next to the microphone were still torn apart, and the audience cheered continuously. The audience liked such a lively and exciting scene. Not much, slaughtering the basilisk is a feat, and the narrator is even more lively, and it is basically unlikely that there will be any opposition.

Most people in the wizarding world are not mentally normal, the rest just look normal...

It's like no one but Hermione will defend the rights of the elves. This kind of thing seems normal in the wizarding world. Some people say that the baby snake is so cute and it's not normal to kill it.

Just like Hermione...

A group of students next to Halli Dean McLaggen were flushed with excitement, roaring with excitement, and constantly waving their fists towards the field, while Lavender Brown was loudly tearing at Seamus in the stands. Come on, Ron, even Elsa is screaming at Iger in the arena.

Hermione looked at the excited shouting people around her speechlessly, not knowing what to do with her expression. The little girl still felt a little **** and savage when it came to slaughtering the basilisk...

So it's not unreasonable for fans to have a bipolar attitude towards Hermione. Compared with the people around the wizarding world, Hermione still seems a little out of tune.

Of course, Hermione's character will be assimilated by the wizarding world sooner or later. From the current point of view, Hermione's enthusiasm for Quidditch has risen to more than one degree.

I don't know if Lu Xun said it, the law of true fragrance applies everywhere!

Since this exam was on the last day of the final exam, Hogwarts was completely caught up in the banquet of students and parents for the next whole afternoon.

Of course, if Iger doesn't agree, no one dares to make a mistake. The main reason is that the twins persuaded Iger to hold a banquet on campus. Due to the large number of people, Iger also temporarily borrowed a few house-elves from the Malfoy family. .

The four deans were noncommittal, neither agreed nor opposed. After all, the course was over, and the castle belonged to Iger. They could play whatever they wanted, no one could control it.

Dumbledore is happy to see things like banquets come to fruition. The old man is particularly keen on this kind of thing that has nothing to lose to himself and can eat and drink. After all, he is also a Gryffindor.

The house elves are very good at cooking basilisks. After the elf West Asia came to the conclusion that the meat of basilisks is very muscular, the basilisks that had long been cramped by the students to pick up the poison sacs were unloaded by the elves. It was big, and the slices became hot pot meat...

Due to the influence of Iger's influence, the elves now have a strange theory that "no matter what is cut into pieces, it can be put into the pot".

Iger is also very helpless about this. After all, he was not a cook in his last life, so he really can't cook high-end food, but he can still try hot pot barbecue with simple seasoning and top-notch food.

Not many wizards stayed at Hogwarts for a banquet. Since the decision was made on an ad hoc basis long after the exam was over, many wizards from other places except the parents of the students had already left.

Most of the castle was filled with students and their parents, a small number of Aurors from the Ministry of Magic, and Lady Maxime.

As for Karkaroff, the apparition ran away as soon as the exam was over, for fear of meeting Iger.

At this time, the auditorium was full of people, and a snake monster more than 30 meters tall appeared in front of everyone. The snow-white snake meat rolled up and down in the soup pot, which looked extraordinarily delicious and attractive. There was a scent of hot pot in the entire auditorium. Parents were accompanying their children. Except for the twin brothers who were still jumping up and down excitedly, the scene looked very harmonious.

"Hagrid... Hagrid?" Iger tugged at the sleeves of the huge body beside him: "The meat is ready, what are you looking at?"

"Uh...oh...it's nothing..." Hagrid quickly withdrew his gaze in the direction of Dumbledore, the teacher, and picked up a large spoon with his big palm to scoop up slices of tender snake meat.

The snake meat was thoroughly cooked by the soup base. What made Iger feel the most moving index finger was that the snake meat had no fat!

Every piece of meat is very strong, plus the bottom of the Chaotian pepper pot that Duobi got back from China half a month ago, Iger felt that his whole soul was about to be sublimated.

"Are you looking at Mrs. Maxim?" Iger looked up at Hagrid, and Elsa and Hermione, who were beside them, immediately covered their mouths and giggled.

Women are always the most gossip...

"I didn't, I was just thinking... Aragog died so miserably..." Hagrid reluctantly withdrew a reason, it seemed that he wanted to use Aragog's death to block Iger's mouth.

"You're looking at Madame Maxime!" Iger looked at Hagrid in surprise, as if he didn't hear what he just said.

"Aragog..."

"You're looking at Madame Maxime." Iger's eyes were calm, as if stating a fact.

"Oh, well, I did look at her." Hagrid rolled his eyes, as if he couldn't hide anything from you. "She's charming..."

"emmm...you're right...for you..." Iger smacked his lips, not knowing what to say.

Hagrid squeezed the huge silver chopsticks in his hand a little tangled, and the chopsticks were slightly deformed: "I mean Iger..."

"Chase her." Iger interrupted Hagrid with a blank expression.

Iger knew Hagrid too well, so he stopped halfway through his speech and stopped Hagrid from continuing.

With a puff, the two girls beside him laughed suddenly, and looked back and forth at Hagrid who was beside Iger.

"But we don't know each other yet!" Hagrid muttered gruffly, blushing a little.

"Do you love her?" Iger looked at Hagrid.

"Of course, the first time I saw her, I was... oh..." Hagrid looked affectionate and didn't know why Iger was a little disgusting, although he knew it was bad, and he was very sorry for his good friend, but Hai Grid looks like a troll in estrus...

"I have a love potion..." Iger reached out and took out a small bottle, the pink liquid in the bottle was slightly rippling.

"Oh! That's not good for Iger, it's illegal." Hagrid hurriedly reached out and pressed back Iger's love potion.

"You don't even dare to go to jail for her, how dare you say you love her?" Iger looked at Hagrid with contempt.

Hagrid looked at Iger blankly. Is that the calculation?

The two girls beside him were already laughing like crazy. It was always a very interesting thing to see Iger teasing Hagrid. The difference in body shape between the two made their conversation extra funny.

"You should take the initiative to approach her Hagrid..." Elsa looked at Hagrid with a smile: "As long as you approach her sincerely, no woman will refuse."

right! Just like Snape, they certainly won't refuse your show of love, but they also won't show you anything. All your actions boil down to only two words: spare tire...

Iger muttered silently in his heart, chewing the smooth and tender snake meat in his mouth.

really fragrant...

"I think you can boldly go to ~www.wuxiahere.com~ After all, I think you shouldn't have any competitors..." Iger said truthfully: "But you must avoid one problem: her bloodline."

"Why? She looks just like me!" Hagrid frowned and looked unhappy.

"But her thoughts are not necessarily the same as yours." Iger raised his eyelids and glanced at Hagrid: "Women are...emmm... very careful about their own image, especially since she is currently the number one witch in the French magic world. Her ancestry, people can tacitly admit, but they can't say it."

After all, Iger still failed to say that women are vanity... just used a more euphemism.

This is not to say that he has any prejudice against women, it is just an objective evaluation, as if admitting that he is a scumbag and seeking truth from facts. (Desire to survive, don't spray...)

"Why?" Hagrid didn't seem to understand.

"There is no reason, many things are like this. Everyone knows it, but no one will say it. This is the rule of the game. If you can't adapt to it, you can only be eliminated." Iger raised his eyelids and continued to stuff his mouth with meat. .

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