Poisoned Eggs at Hogwarts

Erwin is well-dressed. In fact, although the vampires are not popular, they are generally very rich because they live for a long time...

The Scarlet family is a very rich race. The inheritance of thousands of years has made the descendants of the family not need to worry about food and clothing, and even life is still luxurious, not to mention the clothes.

In just a split second, Zhuge Yun made up the mind of a pair of young couples who had to be separated due to family reasons. The girl traveled through mountains and rivers for love but was obstructed by her family in every possible way.

"Sir? Have you met my lady?" Erwen looked at Zhuge Yun anxiously.

Zhuge Yun's face suddenly filled with a smile: "Of course I have, she is in Chongqing now, I will take you there..."

"Okay, thank you." Ervin wrote...

The consequence of the letter was that that night, he was admitted to a nine-storey underground hotel called Tianlao in the suburbs of Chongqing.

The hotel includes meals and lodging, uniform distribution of clothing, holidays and snacks...

"Let me out!!" Erwin's mournful voice sounded in the cell, constantly echoing in the dark underground corridor.

"Yo, Zhuge? It's rare to see you escorting someone here." In a room on the first floor of the Sky Prison, the head of the cell sat behind his desk and joked cheerfully, "Who is this?"

"A little trouble..." Zhuge Yun smiled: "You can just deport him for two months, no need to review, just a smuggler..."

"Okay, I got it." The prison head picked up a mud-sealed wine jar on the table and said, "Would you like something to drink?"

"No, I still have to work, I'm quite busy today..." Zhuge Yunwan rejected the other party's kindness, turned around and left.

Leaving the Heavenly Prison, Zhuge Yun sat on the flying carpet and left with a refreshing smile, smiling in the direction of Kunlun Hall from afar.

He felt like he was doing a good deed and helped Iger out of a problem.

But Iger might not think so if he knew, he is very troubled now.

On the double bed in the sword pavilion, Emily fell asleep in a big font with her back and eight forks. Iger looked at the sky outside and neither was sleeping, nor was she not sleeping.

With a sigh, he took out the tent in his arms and sent Emily to the tent. After thinking about it, Iger felt unsafe. What if this girl woke up and sucked her own blood?

In desperation, Iger had to take out the box again, tie the tent in the box, and sternly warned the dementor to be honest, Iger looked at the shivering dementor and nodded with satisfaction, and put the rice and the pot. After Iger came out, Iger locked the box.

Iger was not worried that the dementors would dare to disobey their orders. It was actually quite simple to train dementors.

If you don't obey, you will die, it's that simple.

I don't care if you understand it or not, anyway, if you don't listen, you will die!

...

The next morning, Iger got up early, looked inside the box, Emily hadn't woken up yet, Phoenix had woken up...

Little Phoenix is ​​very confused, what happened yesterday?

"Good morning, how was your sleep last night?" Iger grinned at Huang Hua and smiled.

"What have you done to me?" Huanghua looked at Iger angrily, his dark eyes blinking.

"Look at what you said, you are a bird, what can I do to you?" Iger sneered: "Yesterday you ate roast beef and drank a lot of wine. You were very happy. By the way, you I even sang a song, Jianjia Cangcang or something..."

"Hmph~" Huanghua twisted his little head and looked around, and shouted in his mouth: "Where is this?"

"In my...box..." Iger looked around.

Iger's box has everything in it, from a pond containing aquatic creatures to a wand wood for a tree protector.

Either Newt is rich, or this box can be sold for hundreds of gallons.

"I want to go back to the Hundred Birds Pavilion." Xiao Huanghua chirped.

Iger turned his head to look at Huanghua and smacked his lips.

Small things are not good, shouldn't I be conquered by my personality and then bow down?

Or perhaps Toriko's innocence has been ruined. If you don't dislike it, Toriko will live here...

"By the way, you said yesterday that there was not enough beef..." Iger slowly took out a piece of beef and cut it into slices, then raised a bonfire beside the pool, put it on a slate and started roasting.

The sizzling sound of the oil flower bursting sounded, and the tempting aroma wafted into the air. Huanghua blinked and watched Iger cook the roast beef on the slate.

"Are you going to eat?"

"Don't eat it!" Huanghua's voice was firm. In her opinion, Iger must have used some strange magic to tempt him yesterday, so this time the little phoenix was firm.

With a 'bang' sound, the cork stopper collapsed from the mouth of the bottle, and the fragrant mead smell permeated the surroundings.

Iger: "Roast beef and mead...try it?"

Huang Hua: "..."

I just try it, never eat too much!

That's what Huang Hua told himself...

After half an hour...

"Where's the barbecue? Serve it up! Why are you moving so slowly?!" Huanghua's voice sounded a little grumpy.

"Hey, here we come..." Iger brought a plate with a smile, Huanghua was holding the plate and holding the bottle, so please don't want it...

More than 20 minutes later, Iger nodded with satisfaction as he looked at Huang Hua, who was asleep, and turned around and climbed out of the box.

Little things fight with me?

I'm afraid I don't know what the real fragrance is...

You will be drunk in this box!

After leaving the Jiange, Iger was in a very good mood. Yesterday, Mr. Jiang told him that there would be a teacher to teach him oriental witchcraft today, and Iger was very longing for it.

What will it be? Swordsmanship? Guarding?

When I came to the martial arts field, Iger met his teacher.

She is a girl who looks very soft and cute. The cute girl looks in her twenties, but her face is very young. She has a small cherry mouth and peach eyes, as immature as a teenage girl.

Shouldn't it be teaching me the Disguise Technique?

Iger looked suspiciously at the cute girl teacher in front of him.

"My name is Yao Minqi, you can call me Master Yao." This is how Teacher Ruanmeng introduced herself.

"My name is Iger, what do you want to teach me?" Iger looked at the cute girl in front of him curiously.

"What I'm going to teach you is the art of guarding... Are you... ready?" Yao Minqi squinted at Iger with her long sword on her back, her hands behind her back, a little invincible and so lonely...

Iger was about to nod his head, when a curse shot suddenly in front of him, and slammed into Iger's armored curse with a bang.

"Consciousness is good..." Yao Minqi raised her chin, "We can start..."

"Suppression from all directions!" Iger quickly retreated, and suddenly dozens of thick chains sprang out from the void in front of him. The chains wrapped around Yao Minqi like a long, gloomy snake.

"The response is good." Yao Minqi nodded, "But Shifang Suppression is not very suitable for human beings, a stand-in scarecrow!"

With a soft sound of 'puff', Yao Minqi, who was entangled in chains, suddenly turned into a scarecrow, but her real body disappeared in place.

What magic is this?

Iger looked at the place where Yao Minqi disappeared with a strange expression, and then quickly looked around, trying to find the trace of the other party.

Suddenly, there was a slight pain in the back of Iger's head, and Iger suddenly turned around and punched the air.

"One, two, three, wooden man!" A giggling voice came from the air, and Iger felt that his body was rapidly stiffening, and soon fell to the ground like a piece of wood, splashing layers of dust.

"The wooden man is cursed. You only need one hair from the opponent, and you can play the opponent with applause, become your puppet, and do whatever you want. How about it? Isn't it interesting?" Yao Minqi's figure slowly drifted in the air. The ground surfaced, squatting in front of Iger with a smile, reaching out and pinching Iger's face.

Iger was speechless and could only keep his current movements with his mouth open slightly.

"The iron armor spell doesn't always work, so you have to be ready to be subdued at any time." Yao Minqi smiled and landed in the distance with a light backflip, undoing the spell on Iger's body. .

I'm ugly, you're done.

This is the information revealed by Iger's eyes when he looks at Yao Minqi...

A carp jumped up, and Iger looked at the cute girl paper in front of him with some alertness. Seeing the cute girl burn off her golden hair in her hands, the corners of Iger's mouth turned up slightly.

Except your weapons are all petrified, tarantella dances, slugs eat...

Swish whizzing silent magic spells flew towards Yao Minqi, Yao Minqi hurriedly threw up her long sword to resist Iger's attack: "Stupid Scarecrow!"

You are waiting for this!

"All...Fixed!" Iger put the staff on the ground in his hand, and the invisible waves swept all around. With a big wave of Iger's hand, a colorful creature like a butterfly suddenly sprang from his sleeve and circled around. The field spun and danced, and soon, the Winged Demon swooped on an invisible object.

The immobilized Yao Minqi looked at the strange creature with the monkey face and beak on her body, and her breathing was a little short. The small black eyes of the Winged Demon made her scalp a little numb, and the cute girl suddenly became anxious and kept winking at Iger.

Iger looked at Yao Minqi who was thrown to the ground by the Winged Demon and grinned, "I'm so sorry, Mr. Yao, I'll help you untie it, ah~ sneeze!"

A swish curse hit Yao Minqi's body, and then Iger saw Yao Minqi's body froze suddenly, her peach blossom eyes were full of disbelief as she looked at herself, her graceful body twitched strangely, and then Yao Minqi's face changed. Bai, the little mouth flattened and burst into tears.

its not right…

Iger looked at Yao Minqi, who was lying on the ground, with some doubts. The curse just now should be released by force, and it should be bursting. Why do you cry?

Iger soon knew why...

When Yao Minqi came, she was wearing the denim flared pants that have become popular among the lucky people recently. In a few seconds, Yao Minqi's jeans were wet under Iger's gaze.

Iger looked at the cute girl Teacher Paper in front of him with a shocked expression, and for a while even forgot to unlock the curse for the other party.

She's... diarrhoea...

How could she have diarrhoea?

Iger scratched his hair, and I was discussing with the girl in front of me, trying to prank her, I used force to relax, I originally just wanted her clothes to collapse, but she had diarrhea...

I now how to do?

Waiting online, very urgent...

After undoing the disguise on Yao Minqi's body, Iger scratched his hair in embarrassment: "That...I didn't see anything just now..."

Iger didn't say anything, but Yao Minqi burst into tears as soon as she said it, and cried out with a wow, then turned around and disappeared in place...

what... i didn't mean to...

Iger blinked his eyes, looking at a loss.

Iger felt helpless, but he was not the only one who was helpless, Jiang Kun was also helpless.

In the principal's room, Jiang Kun looked at Iger with a heartbroken look on his face: "Yao girl is one of the best guards I have seen in recent years, can you tell me why a well-trained Bafang guard in his twenties Diarrhea?"

Iger is at a loss, and I don't know either...

Lisong Jinxie is a very magical spell, it will break the most sturdy **** of the target by default.

So Iger's understanding is... she should be holding her urine at the time...

No matter whether others believe it or not, Iger believes it anyway...

...

"My name is Jiang Yihuai, you can call me Teacher Jiang."

Somewhere on a cliff in Kunlun Hall, in front of Iger, a man full of force looked out into the wind, and his slightly thin figure was somewhat immortal.

"What I want to teach you is the art of mastering the sword. This is one of the treasures of ancient Chinese witchcraft culture. I will never allow the students I teach to humiliate this knowledge." Jiang Yihuai turned around and looked at him with a flat expression. Iger: "First of all..."

"Put your hammer away!"

Iger nodded, put away the hammer, and looked at the mentor in front of him quietly and obediently.

"Using your sword with your heart, with your mind, and the way to control your sword, the first thing we have to do is to communicate your sword first." Jiang Yihuai frowned slightly, looking at Iger a little unhappily: "You have a long sword ready. Is it?"

"Ravenclaw..." Iger slowly drew out the long sword from the stick.

"Barely qualified..." Jiang Yihuai glanced at Iger's long sword: "First...try to communicate..."

‘Whoosh…’

A sword light lit up, and Jiang Yihuai instantly felt a chill on the left side of his head, and then he saw hundreds of blue silk fluttering to the ground beside him.

"Ah... I'm sorry, Master Jiang, I didn't mean to..." Iger looked apologetically at the man in front of him: "The first time I used the sword, I was a little excited..."

Jiang Yihuai: "!!!"

Did a **** mouse whizz by just now? !

Iger really felt sorry, but for some reason, Jiang Yihuai ran away with a black face...

...

"My name is Bai Xi, you can call me Bai Shi..."

In a quiet room, Iger looked fascinatedly at the gentle and elegant woman in white dress in front of him.

The woman's face is absolutely beautiful, her warm eyes are like a spring breeze, her long hair is scattered behind her, and she is covered in a Hanfu, looking a little frail.

"Cough cough... What I want to teach you is the art of Qihuang, which is your Western potions. I hope you can earnestly learn from me. This is a very profound knowledge." Bai Xi's eyes were watery, and his voice was soft. talking.

Ah... Master Bai is so beautiful...

Oops, drooling down...

Forget it, let it flow, she is so beautiful...

"The way of Qihuang is found in the depths~www.wuxiahere.com~ can be life and death, flesh and bone, reversal of yin and yang, and rebirth of the five elements, so this is also a very profound knowledge, I hope you can calm down and join me Experience the truth between heaven and earth..." Bai Xi said softly, "I smelled a lot of potions on you, which proves that you should have the best potion results..."

Iger did not deny that, after all, even a man would never give up the opportunity to act in front of beautiful women...

"In this case, let's omit the steps to get started and start directly with the strong 'Bai Li Tang'..." Bai Xi looked at Iger with a light smile, her beautiful face with a hint of encouragement: "You come and cook it. , I will personally be your medicine man, come on, little egg."

Saying that, Bai Xi smiled and touched Iger's head.

Iger didn't mind at all that he was laughing at the dog's head. He was still a little intoxicated by the beautiful smile, and shook his head. Iger looked at the thick "Tao of Soup" on the side, and his eyes gradually became firm.

Half an hour later, Iger's heart-wrenching voice sounded in the medicine house...

"Someone! Master Bai is almost out of breath!"