Poisoned Eggs at Hogwarts

Thank goodness Ralph survived...

Snape fed Leif the reducing potion, looked at Hermione, who was a little innocent, and moved his lips, but he didn't say anything after all.

However, Iger felt the anger in Snape's heart accumulating. I wonder if it was stimulated by Sirius. Since he didn't put his anger on Hermione, it means...

Sure enough, just as Iger was thinking so, Snape turned around and came to Harry's cauldron and flipped it a few times with a spoon.

"Potter, I said it needs to be simmered slowly, let's see what you boiled? Weasley's snot? Gryffindor..." Before finishing his words, Snape froze again.

He saw Harry's begging eyes, green eyes looking at him pitifully, and for a moment, Snape seemed to see Lily.

Harry looked at Snape without blinking, which made Harry feel a little sick, but he had to do it, and it turned out to be the best way to deal with Snape...

"...Five points..." Snape was slightly startled.

Grass, what am I talking about?

Iger: "???"

Harry: "!!!"

Ron: "???"

We're afraid we didn't see a fake Snape!

Before the students could react, they heard a 'bang' sound, and Seamus raised his head from the crucible with a dark face.

"Sorry, I seem to have misplaced something..." Seamus' dark face was full of embarrassment.

Thank goodness you got me out of the way...

Snape glanced at Seamus' cauldron: "Missed, rat spleen instead of bat spleen, and you put too much leech juice, Mr. Finnigan... Gryffindor deducted ten points."

'call'…

A group of little snakes breathed a sigh of relief. They didn't know if Snape had slipped his tongue or what, but it was obviously too abnormal. Fortunately, he immediately returned to his original style and immediately deducted the points he had just added.

It's not that I don't want Snape to give Gryffindor extra points, but it's too inconsistent, even the little lions of Gryffindor don't want such an abnormal Snape.

"get out of class."

Snape said with a dark face, then turned around and fluttered away in black.

"Damn, what happened to this old bat today?"

After class, Ron looked at Harry suspiciously: "Wouldn't he..."

"Go away." Harry replied with a blank expression and no thought.

"I'm not finished yet."

"Shut up, you don't need to say it." Harry smacked his mouth impatiently.

The two have been together for so long, and Ron's broken mouth Harry knows it too well, and he knows what he wants to say as soon as he opens his mouth.

"Let's hurry up and go to the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom, I guess Sirius is already waiting..." Iger beckoned, signaling the two to hurry up.

"Hey buddy, where's your horse?" Ron looked at Iger and asked in surprise. As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Hermione hurried over in the distance.

"Why did you run over there?" Ron glanced at Hermione in surprise, then looked behind him: "How do I remember you and Iger just walked behind?"

"You're wrong." Iger turned away expressionlessly, pulling Hermione away.

"Do you feel like everyone is weird today?" Ron turned to look at Harry.

"Uh... it feels good, it's Iger after all..." Harry shrugged.

Several people hurried towards the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom. When they arrived, the class was already full of people. Iger dragged Hermione to a corner and sat down.

Safety is the most important thing, I haven't taken Sirius's class, and Iger dare not go up casually...

After all, that guy may not be able to do other things, but death is a good hand.

Sirius stood on the podium with his arms in his arms, dressed in a sassy robe, and laughed when he saw a few people coming.

"Good afternoon." He said casually in that lazy and magnetic voice, and a few little girls not far away suddenly screamed excitedly in a low voice.

Heck, this guy is so popular...

Iger twitched the corner of his mouth when he saw Sirius who was burning buns on the stage.

"Also please put your textbooks back in your schoolbags. Today is a practical class. All you need is a wand. Well, in fact, I didn't plan to take you to any messy theory class. Defense Against the Dark Arts does not rely on theory. You can learn it, just look at Mr Morriss and you will know..."

What do you mean just look at me and know?

Am I the kind of person who just doesn't agree with anything?

Iger snorted angrily, and then thought about it, as if he was right?

"Okay, come with me. I'll take you to the practice venue." With that, Sirius walked out of the classroom and motioned for the students to follow.

A group of people hurrahed through the empty corridor and rounded a corner. Peeves was hanging head down in the air, stuffing chewing gum into the nearest keyhole.

It wasn't until the students approached that Peeves jerked his head up and sang a song, wriggling his crooked feet.

"Little Sirius Big Stupid Dog~" Peeves laughed weirdly and shouted loudly: "Little Sirius Big Stupid Dog, Big Stupid Dog! Big Stupid Dog~"

"Aha..." Sirius smiled strangely, and then quickly pointed his wand towards Peeves: "Wadi Vasi!"

The next second, a group of students saw the chewing gum in the crack of the door swish like a bullet into Peeves' nostrils.

Peeves suddenly jumped into the air with a somersault, yelling cursing, and flew away in a muffled voice.

"This is a very practical little magic spell, and those who are interested can write it down." Turning around and lazily spreading his hands, Sirius said in his mouth.

"Sir handsome." Dean gave the flattery at the right time.

"You're right, Gryffindor adds five points." Sirius laughed and continued to walk with the students.

Dean looks like he's going crazy with excitement, he knows how hard it is for an ordinary Gryffindor student to add a point...

Taking the students through the second corridor, Sirius pointed to the door of the instructor's lounge: "Go in."

The staff lounge is a long room with stencils on all four walls, and it's full of old, mismatched chairs.

Some of the old rooms were quiet at this time, and there was no one there. Iger had expected that Snape would suddenly appear and add some block to Sirius's first class, but it didn't seem to be the case.

Pity…

Sadness…

Iger didn't know what he was looking forward to. In short, he felt that the school was a little too quiet recently, and it was not exciting at all...

"Originally, I wanted to teach you some more powerful spells, but both Iger and my friends suggested to me that it is best to start with simple spells. Of course, I also think this is very good..." Sirius Speaking with a blank face, in fact he didn't feel good at all, it was so boring...

"So our class will start with some simple and practical little magic spells." Said, Sirius walked towards the other side of the room, where there is an old wardrobe, and teachers usually put the replaced robes in inside.

Sirius walked over and stood next to the wardrobe, which suddenly moved and banged against the wall.

I don't know what Sirius thought, and suddenly looked at Iger and smiled strangely.

"Don't worry..." Sirius said, he noticed a few students retreating: "It's just a Boggart inside."

His words did not seem to comfort many people. There was a Bogut in Gryffindor Tower who did not know when it appeared, but Iger forcibly sealed it in the cabinet. how big...

But for most students in the lower grades, Boggart is still a difficult thing...

"Boggart likes dark and enclosed spaces..." Sirius said. "The wardrobe, the space under the bed, the cupboard under the sink...how about it? Was it fun?"

"No...it's not interesting at all..." Hermione whispered, "He's talking about the most terrifying and mysterious places in people's subconscious mind..."

"Now, who can answer my first question..." Sirius looked at the students cheerfully: "What is Boggart?"

Hermione immediately raised her hand.

"Very good, Miss Morriss..." Sirius cheerfully motioned for Hermione to answer, and the students on the side burst into laughter.

Hermione glanced at Iger with a blushing face, and then said, "It's a deformable thing. What he thinks can frighten us the most, it will become something, and the professor, it's Granger..."

"Very well, Miss Morriss made it very clear, Gryffindor adds five points." Sirius clapped, making Hermione not sure what to do.

Happy? Still angry?

"As Miss Morriss said, Boggart in this dark cabinet has no specific shape yet. He doesn't know what the people outside the cabinet are afraid of, and no one knows that Boggart is alone. What it was like when he was, but as soon as I let it out, he instantly became the thing each of us feared the most."

Sirius said with oath, but Iger felt that he was talking nonsense.

Someone has seen Boggart like Mad-Eye Moody...

Iger asked Moody Bogut what exactly he looked like, and Moody told Ige Bogut was like a mess of yarn, a bit like the chaotic state when Iger became silent, with no specific shape, But nothing mysterious...

This time Iger was disappointed.

"This means that so many of us now have a very big advantage against Bogut, that is, there are so many of us - he doesn't know what it should be like..." Sirius said.

"As for the spell to repel Boggart, it is also very simple, but it requires a strong will. You know, what really kills Boggart is the laughter. You need to force him to become an image that you think is funny."

"Let's not get the wand and practice the spell, let's say it to me... hilarious!"

"Funny!" the whole class said together.

"Very good, very good, this is still a relatively simple part, you know, this spell alone is not enough... Does anyone want to try it?" Sirius's eyes kept on Harry and Iger. Wandering around, I hope that the two of them can come up and do me a favor.

Looking at Sirius' expectant eyes, Iger and Harry grinned and took a step back in unison.

Sirius:……

It's okay to retire, Harry, what do you retire? I am your godfather!

scumbag...

No thirteen or fourteen year old boy likes to be known about his fears, no one!

It's not that Iger never thought about using Occlumency, but Dumbledore had told him before that Occlumency was not suitable for all kinds of targets.

Like Boggart...

Compared with Legilimency, which explores memory, Bogut is more like a sharp sword that penetrates one's heart, so even Occlumency cannot resist Bogut's invasion.

Hermione looked at a few cowards left and right, this time even Iger rarely shrank...

Of course, this is not to say fear, but embarrassment.

If no one is around, maybe the one who dare not come out is Boggart in the cabinet...

"Oh...is there no one?" Sirius looked disappointed, but he didn't expect that even his godson would not come out to cooperate with him.

Hermione looked around, took a deep breath and stepped forward: "I'm coming."

"Very good! Miss Morriss is great!"

"It's Granger, sir..."

Harry grinned and approached Iger: "Guess what?"

"emmm...a failed test paper?" Iger pinched his chin and thought.

"I think so too..."

"Very good, Hermione." Sirius changed his name: "First of all, what are you most afraid of in this world?"

"I don't know, sir..." Hermione was a little troubled, not at all, just embarrassed to say...

"Okay..." Sirius spread his hands: "Well, when Boggart comes out, you just need to read funny, and at the same time think about turning it into the funniest look you think, can you do it?"

"Yes." Hermione nodded firmly.

"Okay then..." Sirius nodded: "In that case, let's start."

Saying that, Sirius stood aside, and the tip of his wand shot a spark on the door handle of the wardrobe. The door slowly opened, and a slender white hand gently pressed the door.

what is it? Hermione's heart was pounding, and she was a little nervous.

What is it? What is it? What is it?

Iger also looked at the cabinet door excitedly.

Sirius stood aside and looked at the back of the cabinet door that had not been fully opened, and suddenly froze strangely.

The cabinet door opened, and a black-haired, red-eyed boy came out with two horns on his back, and walked in front of Hermione with a smile on his lips.

Iger: w(??Д??)w What the hell!

Is this not me?

Harry, Ron:  …

Sirius:……

A group of students:  …

Boggart in the closet turned into Iger~www.wuxiahere.com~ walked over to Hermione and laughed softly.

"Let's break up... I'm in love with someone else. She's gentler than you, has a better figure than you, and can dress better than you. Look at your appearance, with messy hair, who would like you?"

Saying that, Iger, who became Boggart, bent down slightly and grinned softly in Hermione's ear: "You look like a sea otter..."

Hermione's eyes instantly became dull, and she stared blankly at Iger in front of her: "What?"

"You look... like a sea otter, who would like you?" Iger grinned in front of him, his teeth white.

There was a crisp sound of 'pop', Hermione slapped it, and a red slap print appeared on Iger's face in front of him...

Boggart: ? ? ?

who I am? where am I? What just happened?

Why do I feel like I've been hit?