Poisoned Eggs at Hogwarts

Bang!

A chubby figure rolled out from the auditorium door, and with it, a few elves threw Umbridge's luggage out together with a look of resentment...

Umbridge looked at the entrance of the auditorium with a livid face, and the auditorium was full of cheers.

To be honest, no one likes that pink old toad, even though I just met it, but there is a kind of person who can make you feel extremely uncomfortable just looking at it.

Unfortunately, Umbridge is such a person...

After all, Iger did not kill Umbridge in front of many students and teachers, but in his heart he had already sentenced Umbridge to death, along with Fudge...

Maybe it's because the pressure from others is too heavy? Such a big rebound happened just over a month after he left?

You must know that in the original book, Fudge intervened heavily in Hogwarts when he was escaping from reality. Maybe it was because of his disappearance that he was a little inflated?

Of course, Iger would not let Umbridge go back so easily. He had already marked Umbridge. As long as Umbridge went away for a while, Iger would flash directly to the Ministry of Magic and kill the two together.

What are the rules? How will the rules be established in the future? Labor and management have the final say!

After such an incident, Iger was completely disappointed with the Ministry of Magic. In his opinion, the current Ministry of Magic is a cesspool!

It's better to clean it up...

Originally thinking of killing Fudge was a bit of a psychological burden. After all, although Fudge always provokes him, he has never done anything harmful to him, and as the Minister of Magic, the other party is quite conscientious.

But this time, Iger was really angry.

"I'm curious... How did you get back?"

At night, in the principal's room, Dumbledore looked at Iger curiously.

"Do you mean in hell...or in the underworld?" Iger pinched his chin and thought.

"If possible, I would like to know a little bit." Dumbledore said cheerfully.

In the principal's room, the four principals also looked at Iger with curiosity.

"Probably the situation is... Harry and I went to the underworld, and when we came back, we forgot to put on the invisibility cloak, and we were dragged to **** by the chains of the order of the underworld, and then we ran into our kin, found my parents, and then my father helped me Opened the gate to the underworld, and I came back."

Iger gave a simple explanation.

"You also came out of the bronze door of China?" Dumbledore asked.

"No... I came out of a pyramid..." Iger shook his head: "My home in **** corresponds to the location of the earth near Greece and Egypt."

"It's amazing..." Dumbledore looked at Iger in amazement: "What is **** like?"

"Birds sing and flowers! There are many peaks! The sky is as blue as wash, and there are all kinds of races." Iger suddenly became excited: "You may not believe it when you say it, magic power like me can only be regarded as a baby in our clan. period…"

Professor McGonagall: "..."

Several people's faces stiffened, and they unconsciously felt a chill in their hearts.

baby?

Your baby can crumble a mountain easily?

You are so afraid that you are not kidding me!

"What do your clan... think of humans?" Dumbledore asked curiously.

"In general... There are praises and criticisms, but they are generally pertinent." Iger thought for a while: "In fact, they can come here at any time, but they are just worried that they will accidentally cause disasters. The rules of the **** world are stable, the magic power is sufficient, and people There is a lack of magic power in the world, and the rules are conflicting, and the devils are twice as strong as they are here."

"The devil is also worried about posing a threat to humans?" Snape's mouth drew a sarcastic arc.

"Of course, although everyone has some quirks, they are very interesting." Iger laughed.

Dumbledore looked at Iger: "What are your parents...names?"

"Mammon and Frosserpina." Iger grinned.

"Sure enough, the Philosopher's Stone gave you a good choice..." Dumbledore sighed leisurely.

Iger: "..."

So has the news that my father is a money fan spread to the human world...

Speaking of which, he came here when he was young...

"Actually... I think, for the sake of our human safety, of course, I'm not targeting you, Iger." Professor Sprout's chubby face frowned: "Should we destroy the gate to the underworld? Lose?"

"I agree." Snape's voice sounded sticky.

"It's useless~" Iger shrugged: "The gate to the underworld was established by the devils. The undead can choose to be reincarnated, and the laws of the underworld will select those heinous souls to go to **** and become the rations of the devils."

"It sounds like the door should have been destroyed..." Professor Flitwick sighed a little dejectedly: "But it seems to be useless..."

"It sounds like you had a good time in hell?" Dumbledore crossed his fingers and rested his chin: "Have you had any interesting experiences?"

"Ah! Yes!" Iger suddenly remembered something: "I met Voldemort in hell!"

Snape's face stiffened, and Professor McGonagall's face was ugly.

"So... how did you deal with it?" Dumbledore smiled cheerfully.

"I ate him, and now he can't even be reincarnated..." Iger shrugged: "It is said that it was because he saw a devil sleeping, and this lowly guy was greedy for other people's bodies and wanted to take the house... Then I was almost beaten to death by someone's maid..."

Dumbledore: "..."

I don't know why, but it always sounds like a bargain...

Snape: "..."

Did I follow such a leader in the first place?

"It just so happens that the devil is my father's friend~www.wuxiahere.com~ He saw that a part of Voldemort's soul was missing, and he felt it was interesting, so he gave it to me..." Iger shrugged: "In fact, the devil can devour human souls Come to be stronger, but I haven't done that all the time, although I say that, in order to prevent Voldemort from making any more troubles, I will eat him..."

"Nice job! I support you!" Professor Flitwick waved his fist fiercely: "That **** is finally completely cool!"

"In a sense..." Snape glanced at Iger: "You're chasing after **** and killing him again?"

"That's right..." Iger grinned.

"Then what are you going to do in the future?" Dumbledore looked at Iger: "In fact, this is the question that interests me the most right now."

Iger pouted: "Those things will be discussed later, but now..."

"I just hope you can keep your kindness, Iger." Dumbledore interrupted Iger and raised his eyebrows slightly: "Of course, I don't know what you're going to do, and you can't do anything. You need to tell me that this is your freedom."

Iger: "..."

Speaking of which, old man Deng should be considered murdering with a knife, right?

It is estimated that he also watched Fudge's group unhappy for a long time...

This is really...

Did Fudge push his only life-saving straw to the opposite side?

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