Practice Makes Perfect

"No problem, Mr. Werner," Payton said, shaking his hand in farewell. "J.D. will be in touch with you to discuss the schedule for the remaining depositions. Once again, I know he's very sorry for all the confusion this afternoon. Unfortunately, Judge Pearson didn't leave him much choice."

Payton and Werner shared a sympathetic chuckle. It never failed: lawyers could always at least find common ground in griping about the oft-orneriness of judges.

After the lawyer and his client left, Payton began to pack up J.D.'s files, being careful to keep them organized in the way she had found them. She asked the court reporter to email her a copy of the real-time transcript, figuring she could forward that to J.D. right away.

When she finished, Payton took a seat and proudly propped her feet up on the chair across from her. Not a bad bit of lawyering she had pulled off today, if she did say so herself.

She spotted the tray of cookies left over from the deposition. What the hell? She certainly had earned a treat. She checked out the selection and picked out a double chocolate chip. She grabbed the cookie and was just about to bite in when—

"What have you done?"

At the sound of the voice, Payton froze, mouth open. Cookie midair.

She turned and saw J.D. standing in the doorway.

"How bad is it?" he asked in a gravely serious tone.

Payton took a bite of the cookie. She chewed deliberately, taking her time, then cocked her head. "Actually, it's quite tasty."

J.D. stepped into the room. It was then that Payton noticed how frazzled he looked. Which was particularly striking, because J. D. Jameson never looked frazzled. His hair was uncharacteristically mussed and he seemed out of breath, as if he had run over right after finishing his court hearing.

Payton sympathized. She knew how tough his day must've been—she'd had a few of those days herself. For a moment, she almost felt bad for J.D.

Too bad the moment didn't last.

"Ah, there's that quintessential Kendall sarcasm," J.D. said. "All right—lay it on me. What did you do? Make obscene statements on the record? Feign a stutter? Ask the witness the same question five hundred times?"

"No," Payton told him. Although she made a mental note for future reference—those were not half-bad ideas.

He looked around the room. His voice had an edge as he fired questions at her. "Where are Werner and the witness? They've left? You finished that quickly, huh? Well, forget it—I'm bringing them back here. I want to reopen this deposition and fix whatever mess you made."

Payton stood up and straightened her jacket.

"Sorry, J.D., I'm afraid you're stuck with my mess. Rule 30(c) of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure: examination of the witness shall proceed as if at trial. That means only one attorney can question the witness. Didn't they teach you that at Har-vard?" she drawled sarcastically.

"Yes, they taught me that at Har-vard," J.D. said dryly. He folded his arms across his chest and peered down at her. "I want to see the transcript. Immediately."

Payton glared at him. So this was the thanks she got for helping him. She didn't know why she was surprised.

"No problem," she said. She grabbed her briefcase and pulled out her laptop computer. As J.D. stood there, glowering down at her, arms folded across his chest, Payton opened up her email and found the real-time transcript the court reporter had just sent her. She quickly forwarded it to J.D.

"There," she said. She snapped her laptop shut and threw it back into her briefcase. She stood again to face J.D. "Was that immediate enough for you?"

His eyes flickered, and for a second, he seemed to pause.

"Yes," he said tersely.

"Good." Payton slung her briefcase over her shoulder and headed toward the door. "Your files are all there—I put them back in the same order you had them. And Werner wants you to call him tomorrow to talk about the remaining depositions you need to schedule. Enjoy your transcript, J.D."

With that parting thought, she walked out of the conference room. Furious. With herself, mostly.

For ever having thought that their conversation would've been anything different.

J.D. RANG THE buzzer a second time.

When she still didn't answer, he rechecked the address he had pulled up on his BlackBerry. According to the firm directory, he was at the right place.

The upstairs lights of the two-flat were on, so presumably somebody was home. A thought occurred to J.D. then, the same one he'd had after the dinner with Jasper and the Gibson's team: maybe she doesn't live alone. The buzzer and mailbox provided no clues to this.

Earlier, after Payton had stormed out of the conference room, J.D. had immediately headed down to his office and pulled up the deposition transcript she had emailed him. He had feverishly dove in, expecting the worst. As his reading progressed, he continued, tensely waiting to find the twist, the screw she put to him, something. Anything.

But.

What he had discovered instead was . . . nothing. No tricks. Unless one counted the trick Payton had pulled off in managing to take a pretty damn good 30(b)(6) deposition on about thirty seconds' notice. Sure there were a few minor things, a few lines of questioning with which J.D. might have taken a slightly different approach, or maybe not—but nevertheless, all he could think was

Wow.

And just when he thought he couldn't feel more like a jackass, Tyler called and filled him in on everything.

And thus, J.D. found himself here, on Payton's doorstep.

Standing aimlessly on her front stoop with nothing else to do, he looked around, checking out the neighborhood. There were several row houses on the block, including the one that presumably belonged to her. The tree-lined street had a quaint yet urban feel to it.

He liked it. Not as much as his downtown high-rise condo with a view of the lake, of course, but he found it an acceptable place to leave the Bentley parked on the street. And for J.D., that was saying a lot.

He pushed the button on the intercom again. Third time's the charm, they always say, which was good, because given the circumstances, charm was something he definitely need—

"Hello?"

The voice—Payton's—came crackling loudly through the intercom, momentarily surprising him. She sounded annoyed. And he hadn't even spoken yet.

J.D. cleared his throat and pushed the button on the intercom.

"Uh, Payton, hi. It's J.D."

Dead silence.

Then another crackle.

"Sorry. Not interested."

Cute. But J.D. persisted. Again with the button.

"I want to talk to you."

Crackle.

"Ever hear of a telephone, ass**le?"

Okay, he probably deserved that.

Button.

"Listen, I've been standing out here for fifteen minutes. What took you so long to answer?"

Crackle.

(Annoyed sigh.) "I was about to get in the shower."

J.D. raised an eyebrow. The shower? Hmm . . . he liked the sound of that. Wait a second—no, he didn't.

Bad J.D.

Button.

"I read the deposition transcript."

Crackle.

"Good for you."

She certainly wasn't making this easy. But he had expected that.

Buzzer.

"Payton," J.D. said in an earnest tone, "I would like to say this in person. Please."

Silence. He could practically hear her debating.

Then the buzzer rang, unlocking the front door. J.D. dove to beat the buzzer before she changed her mind, and let himself in.

PAYTON'S EYES QUICKLY scanned her front room and kitchen, making sure they were presentable. Not that it mattered, because (a) it was The Shithead and (b) he wasn't staying. Her apartment was her sanctuary, which meant 100 percent J.D.-free.

She opened her front door, thinking she'd catch him on the stairs and cut him off at the pass. But instead, she found him already standing there. The quick way she threw open the door caught him off guard.

With one hand on the door frame and the other on her hip, Payton glared at him. "Whatever you have to say, say it quickly. I've had a long day."

Recovering from his momentary surprise, J.D. looked her over. "That's a little abrupt. Can I come in?"

"No."

"Great. Thanks."

He brushed by Payton and stepped into her apartment.

Payton huffed. Oh. Well. Apparently she had no choice in the matter. She shut the door behind him and watched as he looked around curiously.

"So this is where you live," he said as if fascinated, a man who'd snuck into the enemy's camp. "Nice space. Looks like you get a lot of light." He glanced over. "Just you?"

Payton nodded. "Yes. Look, whatever you—"

"Can I have something to drink?" he interrupted her. "A glass of water would be fine. I came here straight from work."

At first, Payton said nothing. She simply stared at him, wondering what the hell he was up to.

"I'm a bit parched," he added.

She thought she saw the faintest trace of a smile on his lips. Was he trying to be cute? Or perhaps he was just stalling.

"Fine." She sighed. Reluctantly, she turned to head into the kitchen.

"Perrier, if you have it."

Payton threw an evil eye over her shoulder.

J.D. grinned. "Just kidding."

Definitely trying to be cute.

Whatever.

Ignoring him, Payton went and got his glass of water. It was weird, him being there in her apartment. It felt . . . personal. She felt oddly jumpy. Skittish.

After unenthusiastically filling a glass with tepidly warm tap water, she went back out into the front room. The room was divided by a wall of built-in bookshelves—one of the few things from the original design she hadn't changed after buying the place—and she found J.D. there, looking at her collection of books.

As he leaned over to check out the lower shelf, Payton noticed for the first time that he wasn't wearing a suit jacket. The sleeves of his shirt were rolled up around his forearms, his tie loosened, and his hair had a casual, raked-through look.

This is what he looks like when he comes home from work, Payton thought. She caught herself wondering if there was someone he came home to.

Brushing that aside, Payton walked over and unceremoniously shoved the glass of water at him. "Here."

J.D.'s hand brushed against hers as he took it. "Thank you."