Public Enemy

aha! Tanabata... what a frustrating festival...

Anyway, since the moment Chen Yi fell to the ground, Chen Yi has never missed this so-called Qixi Festival...

"Are you poisoned by food? Are you so pale?" Jiong Xu looked at Chen Yi with a pale face, "You didn't seem to eat much yesterday?"

"Tsk! It's fine if we drink dichlorvos as tea, let alone food poisoning?" Chen Yi who was lying on the table twitched his mouth.

Xiaobai who was hiding behind Chen Yi moved a little...

"Oh!?" Jiongxu immediately jumped up and pointed at Chen Yi's hair, "What is that!?"

"Ah~?"

"Meow..." A head popped out of Chen Yi's hair.

"Uh, you're brave enough, you dare to bring pets at school?" Jiong Xu looked at the little white tiger hiding in Chen Yi's hair, "If you don't look carefully, you really can't find it, is this a kitten?"

"Meow!" Xiaobai jumped down from Chen Yi's head in dissatisfaction, shook his body, swiped at the table, and there were three claw marks...

"Baihu... you just treat it as a genetic mutation." Chen Yi touched the little white tiger in front of him, and the little white also docilely touched Chen Yi's palm.

Kazuki Koizumi, who knew the inside story, also smiled and said nothing.

"Yeah! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry for being late!"

With a bang, Haruhi, who never knew politeness, held up a leafy bamboo and broke into the door...

"What a cute little cat!" After seeing Xiaobai on the table, Chunri immediately put the bamboo in his hand aside and grabbed Xiaobai...

"This thing... I remember it's a private land!" Jiongxu asked after looking at Chunri who was chasing Xiaobai.

"Damn it! I can't catch it!" Looking at Xiaobai who jumped on Chen Yi's head again, Chun Ri snorted dissatisfiedly, and took out a stack of notes, "Come on! I've already made a note, everyone come Write down your wishes!"

Whoa? Make a wish?

Uh... In other words, Kasuga is the top existence in this world? The status is far higher than that of Dragon Ball, so...

"Agreed!!!" Chen Yi immediately raised his hand!

"Hey! You promised too neatly!" Jiongxu, who was playing Reversi with Koizumi Kazuki, looked at Chen Yi with dissatisfaction, one spring day is enough to go crazy, why are you still going crazy! "

"Well~ Anyway, let's treat it as a formal celebration of Qixi Festival." Chen Yi's face was full of smiles, and only he knew what was going on in his heart.

"Yeah! As expected of my deputy team leader! Ah Xu shut up! Don't refute!" Haruhi immediately blocked Jiongxu's words, and then copied the Qixi Festival theory she copied from nowhere, as it is, In other words, if you want to realize your wish, you have to wait obediently for sixteen years and twenty-five years...

Chen Yi also asked the main god just now, with the help of Suzumiya Haruhi's power, it is true that all the traversers in this world can be killed in an instant, but how to write it? The most important thing is to wait tm for those sixteen years! !

good! Looking at Haruhi who had finished writing early and was staring at him, Chen Yi also started writing.

Um! The first one, I wish the person I care about or... (smear! Smear!) eternal peace... (sixteen years later)

The second one, I hope that the people I like live in harmony and ignore the hatchet... (25 years later)

Um! The above... Anyway, I guess I might have already flashed people before the time comes...

"Tch! You bastard, do you want to have sex openly?" Looking at Chen Yi's writing, Haruhi hummed dissatisfiedly, "Men really are animals that think from the lower body, aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning?"

"I'm already normal enough!" Chen Yi looked at Youxi, saying, "Change..."

As usual in the Celestial Dynasty...

Kaguya's, the first time to get the latest figure, play all the games! …

Well, this Sora didn't take it seriously at all...

Sister red, Kaguya dies! Kaguya dies!

...Speaking of which, this is a temper tantrum. I am afraid that such a dangerous idea will be rejected as soon as Haruhi's head twitches...

For Flan, you need a lot of people to play with Fran, and you need a lot of people who can play well...

Well... this...how should I put it.

For Xianglinzi, open the shop well, and the shop will no longer be stolen by customers who don't pay.

Is this referring to Marisa?

Embarrassing, give me money, and give me advice on a single-family house with a yard enough to take a bath.

What you can tell at a glance is the extreme reality of the ordinary...

Koizumi's, world peace, family safety.

There will never be a day of peace in the world of Suzumiya!

If you stay for a long time, you will become better at needlework and cooking skills...

This... well, don't say anything.

And two with cat paw prints...

Chen Yi doesn't know animal language!

The world revolves around me, hoping to reverse the earth!

...the world is over...

"Chopping is healthier. Isn't that how all the masters of the Celestial Dynasty came to Dujie? It's Chunri's... tsk tsk..."

"Hmph! Are you in charge?" Chen Yi, whose hair had been growing back slowly, turned his head, and a few ends of his hair brushed past the tip of Chen Yi's nose, "Everyone, remember what you wrote! This is a turning point, let's compare and see whose wish can make Altair come true!"

[Haruhi Suzumiya's halo expands to a radius of 90,000...]

"That's right! It's definitely ours. When the time comes, we'll go directly to Arabia to register for citizenship..."

"It turns out that you have already made up your mind! If you have money, you are great. Be careful of bankruptcy!"

Do you really think so? not necessarily!

[Haruhi Suzumiya's halo has returned to its original form...]

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Although the world's 16-year future is already a foregone conclusion, Kasuga, who doesn't know about it, doesn't know about it...

"You're going to die..." After Chunri left early, Youxi said something to Chen Yi, almost scaring Chen Yi to death!

"You have to go back to three years ago and make up the memory of Haruhi Suzumiya for you, otherwise your existence will be..." Youxi made a motion to wipe his neck at Chen Yi... Chen Yi's face was covered with tears. a green...

This... Chen Yi wiped the cold sweat off his head, hey, what the hell is going on here, even if he was caught by Haruhi in an accident when he traveled back then, it wouldn't be like this!

"You left in the wrong way..." Youxi continued, "So you have to go back three years ago and fill up this memory loophole that was a bug in Haruhi Suzumiya's career."

"Ah Xu is going to help you too." Jiong Xu looked at Shi Jiuliu and said.

"Ah!? Ah! I originally wanted to take classmate Ah Xu back to three years ago, but classmate Chen Yi is also going?" Asahina looked at Chen Yi shyly.

"Yes, it is necessary." Youxi nodded.

"Wait! If I go back to the past, what will happen to Hui Ye and the others?" Chen Yi asked the most worried question.

"They will be fine, it will be troublesome to explain, so..." Youxi grabbed Chen Yi's arm and bit down.

Chen Yi only felt that some information was stuffed into his head, but just after passing a little bit, the eyes at the core of the soul spontaneously turned up, directly blocking the external information, and Chen Yi also quickly stopped and started the autonomous protection The eye of the mechanism.

"Uh... Youxi, are you alright?" Even though he knew that the other party was unlikely to be in trouble, Chen Yi still asked worriedly.

"It's okay, it seems that the transmission of information through blood does not seem to work."

"Ah!!! Youxi who is a concubine!! Youxi's first kiss belonged to a concubine!!" Hui Ye looked at Chen Yi and Youxi frantically while holding her head. …

"Bastard!" Looking at Chen Yi and You Xi who were kissing together, Mei Hong almost lit the cigarette in her hand into Chen Yi's eyeballs.

Jiongxu is so envious. By the way, this is already a few boats? four?

"Okay, your personal safety is up to you, I wish you success." Youxi said expressionlessly, as if what happened just now was a hallucination.

It turns out that, looking at it this way, even if I go back to three years ago, it won't affect Kaguya and the others...

"How did you feel about the kiss just now?" A deep voice came from behind Chen Yi...

"Uh, it's cool, sweet... No!"

"Pfft~" Blood splattered everywhere, a cigarette butt was thrown on Chen Yi's face, and the counterfeit magic sword that was used as a fruit knife stabbed Chen Yi right through...

"Ah!!!" Seeing Chen Yi who was pierced with a shocked expression on his face, and Kaguya who was behind Chen Yi with a blackened expression on his face, Shi Jiuliu decisively passed out.

"Sister Asahina!" Jiongxu quickly hugged Mikuliu, who was about to fall to the ground, and mourned in silence in front of Chen Yi's 'corpse', Shanzai Shanzai (you can Google the meaning of Shanzai), and now the ship is really overturned!

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"Chen Yi, you...have I been frightened to death?" Shi Jiuliu, who woke up from a coma, looked at the intact Chen Yi in surprise, "Well, Chen Yi arrived before me, may I ask where is this?" Santuchuan?"

"Santuchuan? What Santuchuan? I just saw Senior Asahina fainting suddenly? What's wrong with me?" Chen Yi looked at a loss.

asshole! Is it interesting to lie to Asahina-senpai like this? Jiongxu twitched his eyebrows, looked at Mikuliu's questioning eyes, and suppressed a smile on his face, "Yeah, just now, Miss Asahina suddenly passed out for some reason..."

"Huh——All that just now is really fake. I said, how could such a virtuous person as Hui Ye do such a thing." Shi Jiuliu glanced at the imitation magic sword placed in the corner, and slapped again. shiver.

Tsk! Kaguya is just pretending, you really believe it...

"Okay! Don't talk much, Senior Asahina, when do you think we will leave?" Chen Yi kicked his younger sister vigorously behind him, with a somewhat helpless tone.

Meihong, you are too strong, just because what you threw was a cigarette butt, and what Kaguya stabbed was a knife, you have to make it up? It's been almost ten minutes, okay? ?

"This can be done at any time, but..." Shi Jiuliu looked at the other people in the room with unspeakable concealment.

"You can't be seen by others, uh~ Kaguya you go back first, I don't think we will be able to meet again in a long time..."

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