Chapter 67: Crispy Roast Duck

 

Tang Qiaoqiao continued to perform weird actions in "Zhiyong Chong Chong". Following the roller coaster singing of "Heroic Song" and carrying a hamburger, her series of operations in the haunted house are also truly high-powered.

Originally, because of the haunted house plot, many netizens prepared early. They waited for the moment when the ghosts came out to put on the barrage of "freedom, equality, justice, the rule of law, patriotism, dedication, honesty, and friendliness."

[T/N: These are socialism core values advocated by the Communist Party of China. One of the key factors of their propaganda is to reject superstition, so this is a communist version of a barrage of prayers.]

However, everyone is fully guarded but didn't expect that the real scary one is not Mr. Zombie with his long tongue, but Tang Qiaoqiao.

The director was also full of cheeky thoughts and intentionally did not show Tang Qiaoqiao taking away the skull mask. Therefore, like Mr. Zombie, the audience suddenly faced Tang Qiaoqiao wearing the skull mask, which suddenly terrified a group of unprepared netizens.

【My gosh! I was so scared that my heart stopped beating for a second oooooooo】

【The zombie didn't scare me, but Tang Qiaoqiao really scared me. Help, I dare not watch】

【Feng Tian was too right, Tang Qiaoqiao, this woman, is even more terrifying】

Even though they didn't dare to look at it, the netizens still bite the bullet and continue watching. When they saw Tang Qiaoqiao picking a yellow spell from the wall and sticking it on the zombie's face, the barrage swept away the "scared" mode, once again occupied by "hahahahahaha".

【OMG. It is terrifying and funny. I was so smashed by this show】

【Tang Qiaoqiao is really poisonous. How can those yellow stickers be so handy? LOLLLL】

【The funniest thing is that the zombie really doesn't move anymore. Everyone is so entertaining. Why did I never meet such a cooperative ghost?】

Then Tang Qiaoqiao taught Mr. Zombie to improve his business skills and made the audience laugh. She also mentioned Lin Zhengying, which caused a barrage of words, "The classic is back."

[T/N: In the raw, they said: "爷青回" (Yé qīng huí) which generally refers to the return or comeback of well-known people, classic animations, games, film and television dramas, etc. Netizens express it through the words "Ye Qinghui" to express emotion that the classic things that appeared in their youth have come back.]

Tang Qiaoqiao deserves to be a woman who can kick a perverted wretched man. Don't try to provoke her in any dimension, which is including the world-famous Sadako.

Tang Qiaoqiao's action towards Sister Sadako directly made the audience silly.

【Sisters put "Niubi" on the screen. Awesome! 】

[T/N: 牛批 = Niubi is another common internet slang which means "powerful, capable, superior, or awesome."]

When they saw the chainsaw man offering the night pearl respectfully, everyone was not surprised anymore. Indeed, everyone could only lie flat when they met Tang Qiaoqiao.

Who can handle this?

This is a haunted house adventure, but Tang Qiaoqiao is clearly a haunted house killer.

When the show is broadcast, all the hot spots are on Tang Qiaoqiao. There are three or four headlines related to her. The director is just laughing. He plans to wait for the next season to request Tang Qiaoqiao to be a permanent guest.

 

Previously, Tang Qiaoqiao and Shen Liang had a scandal because of the recording of this show. Although it turned out to be a mistake in the end, many people still want to see if the two intersect.

Tang Qiaoqiao and Shen Liang were only in the same frame for a short time until the final task: tearing up name tags. However, Tang Qiaoqiao only took five seconds to tear off Shen Liang's name tag.

'Cold blood!'

'Ruthless!'

【Fuck, whoever said that Tang Qiaoqiao and Shen Liang are ambiguous, get out of here】

【Tang Qiaoqiao's dislike for Shen Liang is almost written on her face】

【No, I want to knock wood. Don't you think this is more emotional? Love and kill each other. Ahh】

【Upstairs, wakes up. Even if all the men in the world are dead, Tang Qiaoqiao can't be with Shen Liang】

...

After the show, the scandal between Tang Qiaoqiao and Shen Liang can be said to have completely collapsed. At the same time, Tang Qiaoqiao managed to pull a movie resource because of her method in the haunted house.

However, it is a horror movie script.

The director of this film had shaved his head even though he was only in his thirties. He explained that he saw Tang Qiaoqiao's own horror atmosphere in the haunted house, and she had also promoted herself as a horror film actress in "Survival in the Wild." So he wanted to pass the script over to her to have a look.

This director is really... too discerning.

Many actors dream of appearing on the big screen, so Tang Qiaoqiao was very excited when she received the script.

Domestic horror movies have always been synonymous with vulgar and bad movies. Basically, actors with a bit of brain will not even look at it. Most of the actors who will star in a horror movie are newcomers who have just graduated and have nowhere to go.

However, Tang Qiaoqiao read the script carefully. The name of this movie is very simple. It is called "Cocoon." It is not a brainless horror film similar to Sadako vs. Kayako, but a true psychological thriller.

The heroine of the movie, Yu Li, is an ordinary woman. She listened to her parents and studied hard. She also listened to her parents' opinions about her choice of university and was admitted to a medium-grade university. After graduation, she became a teacher.

Later, she met a man, fell in love, got married, and gave birth to a pair of twins. Everything went smoothly and happily.

She is a good daughter of her parents and a good sister to her younger brother. After getting married, she is a good wife for her husband and a good mother for her children. She is simply a winner in life.

The beginning of the story is that Yu Li and her husband took their children to a small villa in the country during the summer vacation. However, since entering the villa, strange things have happened one after another.

On the first night, inexplicable blood stains appeared in the room of the two children.

The next night, the husband sleeping next to her suddenly sleepwalked and went outside to dig a hole with a shovel.

When it was daytime, Yu Li found a lot of dead ducks in the pit.

However, her husband didn't know anything and didn't care about these things. He blamed Yu Li for making a fuss.

The strange attitude of her husband made Yu Li worried, and she decided to find out the truth.

However, the truth of the matter brought her a devastating blow.

Chapter 67: Crispy Roast Duck

 

Tang Qiaoqiao continued to perform weird actions in "Zhiyong Chong Chong". Following the roller coaster singing of "Heroic Song" and carrying a hamburger, her series of operations in the haunted house are also truly high-powered.

Originally, because of the haunted house plot, many netizens prepared early. They waited for the moment when the ghosts came out to put on the barrage of "freedom, equality, justice, the rule of law, patriotism, dedication, honesty, and friendliness."

[T/N: These are socialism core values advocated by the Communist Party of China. One of the key factors of their propaganda is to reject superstition, so this is a communist version of a barrage of prayers.]

However, everyone is fully guarded but didn't expect that the real scary one is not Mr. Zombie with his long tongue, but Tang Qiaoqiao.

The director was also full of cheeky thoughts and intentionally did not show Tang Qiaoqiao taking away the skull mask. Therefore, like Mr. Zombie, the audience suddenly faced Tang Qiaoqiao wearing the skull mask, which suddenly terrified a group of unprepared netizens.

【My gosh! I was so scared that my heart stopped beating for a second oooooooo】

【The zombie didn't scare me, but Tang Qiaoqiao really scared me. Help, I dare not watch】

【Feng Tian was too right, Tang Qiaoqiao, this woman, is even more terrifying】

Even though they didn't dare to look at it, the netizens still bite the bullet and continue watching. When they saw Tang Qiaoqiao picking a yellow spell from the wall and sticking it on the zombie's face, the barrage swept away the "scared" mode, once again occupied by "hahahahahaha".

【OMG. It is terrifying and funny. I was so smashed by this show】

【Tang Qiaoqiao is really poisonous. How can those yellow stickers be so handy? LOLLLL】

【The funniest thing is that the zombie really doesn't move anymore. Everyone is so entertaining. Why did I never meet such a cooperative ghost?】

Then Tang Qiaoqiao taught Mr. Zombie to improve his business skills and made the audience laugh. She also mentioned Lin Zhengying, which caused a barrage of words, "The classic is back."

[T/N: In the raw, they said: "爷青回" (Yé qīng huí) which generally refers to the return or comeback of well-known people, classic animations, games, film and television dramas, etc. Netizens express it through the words "Ye Qinghui" to express emotion that the classic things that appeared in their youth have come back.]

Tang Qiaoqiao deserves to be a woman who can kick a perverted wretched man. Don't try to provoke her in any dimension, which is including the world-famous Sadako.

Tang Qiaoqiao's action towards Sister Sadako directly made the audience silly.

【Sisters put "Niubi" on the screen. Awesome! 】

[T/N: 牛批 = Niubi is another common internet slang which means "powerful, capable, superior, or awesome."]

When they saw the chainsaw man offering the night pearl respectfully, everyone was not surprised anymore. Indeed, everyone could only lie flat when they met Tang Qiaoqiao.

Who can handle this?

This is a haunted house adventure, but Tang Qiaoqiao is clearly a haunted house killer.

When the show is broadcast, all the hot spots are on Tang Qiaoqiao. There are three or four headlines related to her. The director is just laughing. He plans to wait for the next season to request Tang Qiaoqiao to be a permanent guest.

 

Previously, Tang Qiaoqiao and Shen Liang had a scandal because of the recording of this show. Although it turned out to be a mistake in the end, many people still want to see if the two intersect.

Tang Qiaoqiao and Shen Liang were only in the same frame for a short time until the final task: tearing up name tags. However, Tang Qiaoqiao only took five seconds to tear off Shen Liang's name tag.

'Cold blood!'

'Ruthless!'

【Fuck, whoever said that Tang Qiaoqiao and Shen Liang are ambiguous, get out of here】

【Tang Qiaoqiao's dislike for Shen Liang is almost written on her face】

【No, I want to knock wood. Don't you think this is more emotional? Love and kill each other. Ahh】

【Upstairs, wakes up. Even if all the men in the world are dead, Tang Qiaoqiao can't be with Shen Liang】

...

After the show, the scandal between Tang Qiaoqiao and Shen Liang can be said to have completely collapsed. At the same time, Tang Qiaoqiao managed to pull a movie resource because of her method in the haunted house.

However, it is a horror movie script.

The director of this film had shaved his head even though he was only in his thirties. He explained that he saw Tang Qiaoqiao's own horror atmosphere in the haunted house, and she had also promoted herself as a horror film actress in "Survival in the Wild." So he wanted to pass the script over to her to have a look.

This director is really... too discerning.

Many actors dream of appearing on the big screen, so Tang Qiaoqiao was very excited when she received the script.

Domestic horror movies have always been synonymous with vulgar and bad movies. Basically, actors with a bit of brain will not even look at it. Most of the actors who will star in a horror movie are newcomers who have just graduated and have nowhere to go.

However, Tang Qiaoqiao read the script carefully. The name of this movie is very simple. It is called "Cocoon." It is not a brainless horror film similar to Sadako vs. Kayako, but a true psychological thriller.

The heroine of the movie, Yu Li, is an ordinary woman. She listened to her parents and studied hard. She also listened to her parents' opinions about her choice of university and was admitted to a medium-grade university. After graduation, she became a teacher.

Later, she met a man, fell in love, got married, and gave birth to a pair of twins. Everything went smoothly and happily.

She is a good daughter of her parents and a good sister to her younger brother. After getting married, she is a good wife for her husband and a good mother for her children. She is simply a winner in life.

The beginning of the story is that Yu Li and her husband took their children to a small villa in the country during the summer vacation. However, since entering the villa, strange things have happened one after another.

On the first night, inexplicable blood stains appeared in the room of the two children.

The next night, the husband sleeping next to her suddenly sleepwalked and went outside to dig a hole with a shovel.

When it was daytime, Yu Li found a lot of dead ducks in the pit.

However, her husband didn't know anything and didn't care about these things. He blamed Yu Li for making a fuss.

The strange attitude of her husband made Yu Li worried, and she decided to find out the truth.

However, the truth of the matter brought her a devastating blow.