Rebirth Of The Tree Fujoshi

So children can be magicians too, huh? Or maybe he applied some kind of magic to himself, like age-reversing magic? What if he has the mind of an old man with the body of a child...*shivers*, let's not think about it. After Magi inspected me in the pot and the other tree seed, he only replied with,"Hmm... interesting." He then left Nars and Blaze-kun, carrying me and the seed in his soft and feminine looking hands. ... Are you just gonna act like Nars and Blaze-kun aren't there anymore? And Hey, are you two just gonna let him act like this? Children need to be disciplined otherwise they'll grow up arrogant and do whatever they want thinking it's fine. The shota places the seed and pot in some kinda magic microwave thingy that spins me round and around really quickly. If plants could get sick, I'd be barfing all over the place right now.*Woosh* *Woosh* *Woosh* Ring a round the rosy, pocket full of posy, ashes, ashes, we all fall down.

I repeated the nursery song twice before the magic microwave finished spinning. Magi-kun takes me out, and sets me down on the counter next to the microwave. He then proceeds to completely ignore me, instead he's standing next to some kind of machine spitting out really long number combinations. Magi-kun... you're gonna stare a hole in the paper if you read it with that much intensity. He keeps dragging his eyes back and forth, continuing to read the seemingly endless paper. I move my perspective towards his face to get a closer look at his constantly changing expression. If he keeps scrunching his eyebrow together like that, he's gonna get wrinkles. Magi-kun's facial expression consist of the emotions: surprised, confused, and excited. Excited is my favorite because I get to see Magi-kun's large green eyes sparkle with radiance and his light pink lips hook up to show pearly white teeth.

Magi-kun then proceeds to turn those sparkling like sun hitting fresh dew on grass, slightly confused eyes. Walking over to me he mumbles,"you... what are you?" Well EXCUSE ME for not comprehending the physic and philosophy of reincarnation, but don't you think what you said could be a little rude? What am I, you ask? A fujoshi. A reincarnated into a tree, fujoshi. Of course everything I'm saying right now is inside my head, so you don't actually realize what you're saying is rude, but I was mad and wanted to release stress.

Umm... I stopped paying attention somewhere in the middle of my rambling, but I don't think I did anything to cause Magi-kun to stare at me, wide-eyed and mouth hanging down. This expression is pretty cute too, like in a 'deer in the headlights' sort of way.

"I... I just wanted to test it out, but to think I would get any results..." says Magi-kun after resuming to his normal temperament. But... wait, I didn't see Magi-kun move his mouth, so why did I hear his voice just now?

"Magi-kun... are you talking about me?"