Rebirth Of The Tree Fujoshi

And... he jumped. Viewers at home should close their eyes so they don't have to see what's about to happen, I would join you but I don't have eyelids. Oh, I'll just look in a different direction and wait until I hear him land on the ground. Yes, that's right, I can also hear, that's how I knew Nars was coming over, I could hear the crunch of dirt under his feet as he stepped towards me, he also happens to snore very loudly.

5 seconds pass...

10 seconds pass...

15 seconds pass...

Hmm? Why don't I hear anything? I look towards the area where Cold-kun should have landed, which was coincidentally right by Nars. Eh... he... he's flying??? Holy gessus, did I reincarnate into a fantasy world??? I mean that would be fine too, it doesn't really change the fact that I'm a tree, though if there happens to be a battle between important characters like the ML and villain, I might get destroyed by being in the blast radius. What? You think since this story is from my point of view I'll have an mc halo or a golden finger? HA! Don't get your hopes up viewers, whatever sent me here gave me the body of a fracking tree, I highly doubt they would care enough to give me anything helpful like normal reincarnators get.

Hmm... now that I look more closely Cold-kun is hanging by a wire attached to my tree branch, pfh... he's in one of those upside down spider-man poses and it's making his bowl cut look like horns on his head. Wait... this pose... that manga I read... eh? Is Cold-kun an assassin? Ah! Does that mean he's here to kill our Nars? Noooooo, I was already starting to ship you two... Cold-kun dropped down right in front of Nars, their faces are less that a foot apart. NOOO STOP don't ruin the ship! It's been less than three chapters and the authors already killing off a character!?!? I... I can't look.

*slap*

...eh? I turn back to see Nars drowsily waking up from his nap, because of the slap that Cold-kun gave him.

"Wake up Idiot, you're late for the meeting again." Cold-kun's voice was like a breath of fresh air blowing in your face. His soft, pre-pubescent sounding voice make him seem more like a emo tsundere instead of a cold tsundere. So they know each other? I see, phew, that's a relief... but what kind of relationship do they have right now? Are we still in the acquaintance stage? Friend stage? Well, we know they work together, so whatever the relationship, even if it's just acquaintances, can still turn into something more... and I get a front row seat of it, hehehe.