Rebirth Of The Tree Fujoshi

Time to follow through with the plan. I'm currently behind a pillar waiting for Cold-kun and Nars to let their guard down. They seem to be talking to each other, Nars laying against the main tree and Cold-kun suspended in the air, being supported by a thin string. At this moment, Nars seems to have said something funny because he laughs at his own joke and a small chuckle escapes Cold-kun's mouth.

Now! I dash towards Nars and before they realize it, I'm right in front of them. I'm a foot away from Nars' shirt when Cold-kun finally notices my presence. As I make my way into his shirt, out of the corner of my eye I see Cold-kun take his blade out to try to slice me if half, but his movements end once he sees me fly into Nars' shirt.

Now I'm safe, in the comfort of my shield named Nars, who's finally caught up with the rest of us. The current situation... I didn't really think past this point, the point of Cold-kun's blade that's aimed directly at me and Nars. Hmm, I'm starting to think this wasn't a very thought out plan, seeing as both of them seem to think of me as an enemy.

Nars has become very wary and tense, like someone strapped a bomb to him. His heart rate has increased, it's hard to ignore when I'm right next to it, but sadly it's not loud enough to drown out Cold-kun's frosty voice.

"Surrender and I'll spare you a painless death." A chill spread through my entire body, this must be how people living in Antarctica feel 24/7. I feel bad that they have to deal with this deathly coldness all the time, because at least I'm getting some warmth from Nars' body heat. By the way, don't misinterpret, I have no underlying motives, but being in this space between Nars' c.h.e.s.t and undershirt gives me this fluffy feeling, like being hugged by a giant teddy bear. I unconsciously hug him... I'm not a pervert, I swear. But even if I tell you that, you won't believe be, and if even you guys won't believe me, there's no way Nars is going to believe me if I try to explain.

Now we're really in a predicament, Nars probably thinks I'm a pervert and Cold-kun is trying to kill me...there's not even time to think up a plan...ahhhhhh, what should I do?!?