Rebirth Of The Tree Fujoshi

So...Magi-kun is currently (//-//)

How do I get him back to normal? What will make him forget about what just happened? Ah, right, all I have to do is antagonize him.

"Woah Magi-kun, you're reaaally red, ya'know. If you get embarrassed from something that insignificant then... don't tell me... Magi-kun, are you a vir-"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"W-Who's embarrassed."（"T^T")

Mm, it's working. Just one more push.

"Uh, you? Obviously."(^_-)

"Stop talking nonsense and eat, that foods coming out of my wallet you know."

"Really? But that sign over there says 'Scientist Sundays: scientists eat free!'"

"Yes but you are not a scientist, are you."

"...please tell me you bought two meals in your name and not one for you and one for me."

"Why would I buy two meals for myself?"

(　˙-˙　)

"..." sigh, this idiot.(¬_¬) "Because then, you could just give me one of them and both meals would be free."

( ´ ^ `)"But that's..."

"Ugh, nevermind." This guy is more innocent than I thought, I need to be careful not to taint him...

We both resume eating. After Magi-kun and I finish, we head out of the cafeteria and head back to the lab.

Hmm... I don't know if it was because I very aware of my surroundings in tree form, but it seemed to transfer over to this body too, because I'm sensing a presence following us.

I started ignoring other presenses when I realized that most of them were shinobis guarding this place and the people in it, but this one is different. It has malicious intent...

I've tried telling Magi-kun about it through telepathy but he doesn't seem to be listening in...which I'm kinda thankful for. I mean, some of my thoughts are a little...(¬_¬)

But because of that, I have no way to communicate with Magi-kun without alerting the presence.

Before I could think of a plan the killing intent suddenly increased and I could see a blur coming from behind.

How can I see something from the back of my head, you ask? I don't know either, ask author-san.

(Author: spacial awareness)

Oh sure, that seems legit.(¬_¬)

Anyways, I wasted too much time. What do I do? It looks like Magi-kun hasn't noticed the black shadow dashing towards his back. AHHHDHNGIBghndjnfbfi, I've always had bad decision-making skills.

Ok, ok, let's calm down. Deep breath in... deep breath out... let's get our facts straight...cuz we have have the time.(･_･)

Ok, if I don't do anything Magi-kun will probably get hurt and possibly die. No one else is around so only I can do anything to stop the presence. Only I can save him and I wasted a lot of time organizing myself, what can I do it this millisecond.

...jump in front?(´▽`)

Before I realized it, I had already used my super speed to fly in between Magi-kun and the malicious presence. The only problem... I'm not big enough to cover Magi-kun. Well this is embarrassing. Author, help me out here! You owe me! please?

(Author: ...fine)

Yes!!! Author is an amazingly kind person! A true humanitarian!

(Author: it'll make the story more interesting.)

T^T I retract my previous statement.

(Author: you don't want my help anymore?)

Ah! Ah! No! Forgive me Auth- god, god-sama! All knowing God-sama! ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡

In the middle of my plead to Autho- God-sama, I suddenly felt a strange fluctuation in my fairy body and in the next moment...