Rebirth of the Urban Mad Immortal

"Brother Dog! Lord Dog! Just the smell of your stinky tofu makes us feel lucky. But we, little characters, can never afford to eat such a divine thing. I think we should ask the instructors to taste it first!"

The caught Glasses' face was pale with a sneer on his face. He tried his best to suppress the smell of shit and motioned to Ergouzi to Lu Shan and others standing next to him.

"Huh? What you said makes sense." Ergouzi was stunned for a moment. When he turned to look at Lu Shan and the others, all the instructors who were standing there disappeared.

At the same time, Lu Shan's shouts and curses were heard in the air: "Glasses! You are the most sinister kid! I will remember you!!"

Ergouzi listened to Lu Shan's cry, shook his head and said: "Forget it, they are not lucky enough to enjoy this good thing, let me give you a taste."

Seeing that these instructors were running faster than themselves, the glasses and other faces left behind by Er Gouzi turned pale.

They didn't know what was going on. Originally, only Gao Fushuai's surroundings in Cangyun Base would be filled with a stinky tofu smell, but since Er Gouzi came back, they found that the smell had become stronger.

Originally, they thought that Er Gouzi was just instigated by Gao Fushuai to eat stinky tofu. At first, people didn't pay much attention to it, but when they felt that the stench was getting stronger and stronger, it could gradually permeate the entire Cangyun base. Sensed something was wrong.

It wasn't until... Ergouzi served the first pot of stinky tofu he made for everyone to eat, that they discovered that the source of the stinky smell was actually the stinky tofu he made.

Usually people have special methods for making stinky tofu, but Ergouzi's method is even more special. It actually mixes feces into it!

At first, people didn't notice it. They thought Ergouzi was too polite, so they divided the stinky tofu one after another.

It wasn't until yesterday when the scabbard suddenly noticed something was wrong and spit it out that everyone understood.

They really wanted to find trouble for Er Gouzi, but this dog ran faster than anyone else when fighting. Even if they found it, with their current training level, hitting Er Gouzi would be no different from scratching it.

So...the current scene appeared.

"Hey, what are you looking at? Don't be so scared, okay? This is the most formal stinky tofu made by me. It is made of real shit. It tastes pure and delicious. It is guaranteed to make people feel like they are eating the second meal after one meal. !”

Looking at the looks in their eyes, Ergouzi curled his lips.

Everyone in the glasses almost cried.

Brother, this is really pure and delicious...

But we are not dogs. If you can’t change our eating shit, we won’t eat it!

Please, old man, please let us go...

"Er Gouzi, what are you doing?"

Just when Ergouzi was about to put a piece of stinky tofu into Spectacle's mouth to let him have a taste, a soft drink came from behind.

Everyone in the battlefield turned around and saw a young man walking towards this side with his hands behind his back.

Seeing the young man, Glasses and the others were shocked, and they all forgot that they were still under Ergouzi's clutches. The excitement and reverence in their eyes were beyond words:

"Instructor Du!"

"Instructor Du!"

Several people shouted and handed over the noble names in their hearts.

When Er Gouzi saw Du Hao coming, he laughed: "Boy Du, you came at the right time."

"These brats don't know how to taste real good things. Do you want to try the fresh stinky tofu I just made?"

It let go of those Cangyun members, swung its tongue and ran towards Du Hao.

Looking at the black piece of stinky tofu dragged between Ergouzi's paws, Du Hao frowned and said, "You can eat it, I won't."

"Damn! Boy, you are not giving me face. This emperor did this myself!" Ergouzi was unhappy and said to Du Hao with a dissatisfied look on his face.

When the Cangyun members saw Du Hao coming, although they saw hope that they would not have to eat stinky tofu, they were also worried that Du Hao would not be able to withstand the temptation of Er Gouzi and eat the stuff directly.

It's just that they wanted to tell Du Hao, but because Er Gouzi was here, they couldn't tell them. They could only keep winking at Du Hao to let Du Hao understand that this food couldn't be eaten.

Ignoring the Cangyun members, Du Hao looked at the stinky tofu in Ergouzi's hand and frowned slightly: "Where's Lao Gao?"

"He's lying down. He just ate the stinky tofu I made. He feels so good that he won't be able to wake up in a short time."

Du Hao's eyes twitched. With his naked eyes, he could see what was mixed in the stinky tofu.

Thinking about it, Gao Fushuai must have almost made himself sick to death...

"You can eat it, I'm not interested in this thing." Du Hao waved his hand.

Facing Du Hao's repeated rejections, Er Gouzi was stunned for a moment, looked down at the piece of stinky tofu, and wondered: "Is the thing made by this great emperor so unsightly? I obviously think it tastes good."

As it spoke, it actually dropped the stinky tofu in its hand directly into its mouth, smacking its lips while tasting it with lust on its face.

Du Hao: "..."

Cangyun members: "..."

Except Ergouzi, everyone who saw its movements took a deep breath.

In order to show off, I'm afraid Ergouzi is the only one in the world who can push himself to this point...

He got so ruthless that he even ate his own shit!

It's just so...so awesome!

"Brother Gou is Brother Gou, he is simply a cancer in the world of cultivation!" Glasses stared at Er Gouzi with a face full of happiness.

The person next to him held his chin, nodded and said: "Brother Dog is a cruel dog. You will never offend Brother Dog in the future. You don't even know how you died."

"In society, I am a dog brother. I don't talk much as a dog."

Everyone nodded, looking at Er Gouzi with more fear than reverence.

The muscles on Du Hao's face twitched. Seeing Er Gouzi's expression of enjoyment, he thought for a while and decided not to tell him that there was no shit in the stinky tofu.

Well, this problem is very good, and it confirms the old saying——

Dogs can’t change eating shit!

"Damn it, Mr. Du, why are you looking at me like that? I tell you, you can't eat it now. This was made by this emperor using my own thousand-year collection. You have already missed this opportunity, no There will be a next time!”

Ergouzi still hadn't reacted yet, and warned Du Hao with his eyes wide open, as if he was afraid that Du Hao would compete with him for the stinky tofu.

"Now I finally understand why everyone says Erha is a racial idiot and is stupid. With such an IQ... this sentence is absolutely correct." Du Hao rubbed his eyebrows and said.

Ergouzi looked confused after hearing this. After thinking for a long time, he still couldn't figure it out. He asked Du Hao, "What do you mean by being racially stupid? Are you scolding me?"

"No, I complimented you on your handsomeness. This is a dialect of a certain place. It means that your race has a strong body, and the inner universe is extremely explosive, always ready to move."

"Haha! Of course! This great emperor's heroic figure is really beyond the comparison of ordinary wolves!" Er Gouzi held his head high and his chest high, with a proud look on his face.

After hearing this, Glasses and the others secretly gave Du Hao a thumbs up.

Mr. Du is really awesome, he can fool Brother Dog with just one word.