Reborn As Vegeta

After looking over the contestants for the A.d.u.l.t's League, Vegeta noticed a certain pervy turtle hermit in the crowd causing a scene, it was of course, none other than Master Roshi, who somehow had his youth restored to his prime, "Kakorot must have given him a cup of the Immortal Elixir... wait as second, is that Baba next to him?"

Baba was now a youthful and s.e.xy looking witch lady, she was 5-feet 6-inches tall, had an hourglass figure, and had long black hair that reached her waist.

Baba was pulling Master Roshi's ear away from a group of pretty women, and nagging at him about the fact that he was an ancient old man. "Roshi must have given her a cup as well, or maybe she just took it out of the debt Master Roshi owes her. Still, why is she so tall? I understand that you shrink a bit when you get older, but in Baba's case, its as if she lost 2 and a half feet. Maybe it's a technique to preserve her energy by shrinking the body?"

Suddenly, the Announce interrupted Vegeta's train of thought as he shouted, "Tomorrow at Dawn, the Strongest Under the Heavens Tournament will begin, if you are a civilian of Earth, please leave the gravity bracelets on even when you shower, if you remove it at any time, you are likely to be squashed by Salada's Gravity."

Everyone returned then went on about their own business, Vegeta held a big feast for those who were interested, after eating, the contestants went to their living spaces and went to bed.

During the night, both of Babidi's men made their move, they snuck into the room of a young unsuspecting Super Saiyan, and while he was sleeping, the villains stabbed the youth with their Energy Stealing Lamp, draining him of his energy.

Since Vegeta returned, he kept a close watch on these two, when they finished absorbing the Sayian's energy, the two began to flee. Waiting until they were out of sight, Vegeta quickly teleported into the room and healed the Saiyan before he called Goku to chase down the two men who were currently running for the hills.

Goku and Vegeta suppressed their energy until they were no longer noticeable and followed after the henchmen until they arrived at Babidi's ship, without waiting, Vegeta and Goku smashed in through the entrance and easily made their way to Babidi, not one of his minions stood a chance.

Pui Pui didn't stand a chance, Goku blasted him into bits as they broke the floor panel beneath them and headed down.

Yakon didn't even get a chance to show off his energy devouring ability before Vegeta punched his head off.

Babidi was freaking out, he tried everything he could think of to stop them, he even went so far as to try and use his dark mind control spell upon either Goku or Vegeta, but with their mental strength, such a spell was useless against them.

With a powerful blast, the base of the ship was revealed, Dabura tired to charged towards the two in order to protect Babidi, however, Vegeta didn't even give Babidi a second to cast a spell much less order around Babura, with a simple Big Bang attack, the two villains met short ends.

After the smoke cleared, Vegeta looked around and sent his senses out to try and find exactly what he was looking for, although he couldn't sense anything, his instincts told him that they were being observed, "Come out, I know you're watching."

"Hehehe! You're catching on." Fu appeared and showed an almost peaceful smile towards the two Saiyans.

"Well, are we going to fight?" Goku shouted with an excited expression on his face, to him, Fu was nothing more than someone strong to fight.

Vegeta shook his head, "No, he's not actually here."

As hard as Vegeta tried, he couldn't sense Fu's presence, there was no scent or sound from his movements.

"Vegeta is correct, right now I am between dimensions, what you see here is nothing more than a projection of my will," Fu replied, "Even if you launched a full-out attack against me in your most powerful forms, it wouldn't affect me."

Vegeta grunted, "Why are you here?"

"I'm waiting," Fu answered.

Vegeta sighed and said, "For what?"

"For you to finish so I can collect my next teammate," Fu replied with a devious smile.

"Just what is it that you want? To kill us?" Vegeta was trying to discern Fu's motives.

"Kill you!? Why would I do that, I love you guys, you're so fun to play with!" Fu shouted in a fanboy-like tone.

"Ha!" Vegeta grabbed Buu's Cacoon and teleported to a random world; before the others arrived, Vegeta pulled out his Dragon Balls from his pocket space and quickly made a wish, "Restore Buu to his full power and split his forms into his good separation and evil separation, then remove the Grand Supreme Kai from the good separation and reincarnate the evil separation as a human!"

Vegeta didn't know what Fu was planning to do with Buu, but he wasn't about to play into his traps, the dragon quickly made his wish come true and disappeared into Vegeta's Pocket Space.

The cacoon shook and popped open, the pink smoke split into three forms while one was off to the afterlife just as Vegeta thought he was safe. A piece of the evil soul was chipped away and collected by none other than Fu.

Fu then grinned before he said, "Clever, but when you can traverse space and time, your actions seem a little pointless."

Just before Fu disappeared, he laughed and said, "I'll be taking this, I hope you look forward to my little tournament."

Vegeta gripped his fists in anger, "You...I will make you regret making a fool of me!!!"

Vegeta raised his hand and shot a blast through the vanishing Fu and roared in anger as his Aura exploded.

Fu just laughed as he made his way to the afterlife, he was searching for something within the depths of the spirit world, "Come on, I know you're around here, and it's only a matter of time until I can make my ultimate Buu."

While Fu waited, he held the part of Buu he collected and forced it to reform into a tiny action figure sized Kid Buu; before the Kid Buu could react, Fu placed a control spell on him and said, "When the target arrives, absorb him only after I force out his true form."

The mindless Buu nodded its head and waited in the afterlife, Fu moved over to a certain location where negative energy is collected from evil souls and recycled through something called the Soul Cleansing Machine.

Fu turned invisible and walked right up to a dancing Psyche Oni, he almost laughed as he thought, "The magic I learned from that angel was priceless, little Vegeta, did you think I've had enough fun yet!?"

Fu pushed the Oni into the beakers of negative energy that had yet to be loaded onto the Soul Purification Device, purplish-grey smoke rushed out from the shattered containers and engulfed the Oni in the purest of negative energy.

The young Oni's body began morphing into the baby version of Janemba, first, his skin started to turn into a yellowish-tanned color, six holes opened up on his stomach as his body size inflated to the size of a large house.

He looked like a giant fat baby as he cried out causing shockwaves to flood the entire afterlife. Many of the Kais were taken by surprise as they sensed the boundary between Hell and the Mortal Plane come crashing down.

All of the Universe's most evil souls were let loose and could now affect the land of the living, Fu laughed because he got what he wanted, he then went into hiding after waiting for his next big chance.

"Well since the strongest fighters are on Salada, Earth must be in trouble right now." Fu thought as he left to check on the planet.

Needless to say, Earth was overrun with many wicked souls, however, with the how well humans were trained, plus, there were Saiyans and members of the Galactic Patrol living on earth, Earth wasn't as defenseless as Fu first thought.

The evil souls that had escaped Hell thought they were going to have fun by wreaking havoc, however, most of them were being insta-killed by the living.

The entire Red Ribbon Army; wiped out by a random Kame Student.

Hitler and his Nazi regime, wasted by a pissed off husband who was a random Dojo owner.

Cooler's and Frieza's minions, killed by a few Saiyans and Namekian who settled down on Earth.

Fu watched from the distance and frowned, "Hmm, well, I didn't see this coming, to think Vegeta managed to push everyone up to this level, I must admit, this is a little cool. Now, where is the one I'm looking for?"

No sooner than Fu spoke, a large blast killed hundreds of Human and allied forces, "Hohohoho! Where is that nasty little Vegeta! This Lord Frieza has come back for his revenge!"

Fu smiled and said, "Found you, Buu, absorb!"

The toy-like Buu laughed and flew towards Frieza, the moment he made contact, Fu then cast his Full Ressurection Spell on Frieza and giggled as he saw little Buu absorb him completely. A much taller Kid Buu appeared, he was around Frieza's hight and had Bio-Crystal on his abdomen and shoulders, the very tip of his antenna turned into a Bio-Crystal as well.

"Let's see, who else should I choose to absorb?" Fu's eyes swept across the area and saw Dr. Gero, he smiled and said, "That one is weak, but has great intelligence, Buu him next." Once again he cast his Full Ressurection Spell and thought, "The only inconvenience to this spell is that I have to have my target within my sight."

Buu absorbed Gero, however, although his power didn't grow much, and form still looked like a fusion between Kid Buu and Frieza, Majin Buu's intellect started to grow at a frightening rate.

Next on his list was Gudo and Captian Ginyu from the Ginyu Force, "Full Revive, Full Revive!" Fu chanted as he let Buu absorb them.

Following that, he appeared on a small island near the coast of West City, there he saw a few things that caught his eye, he found Garlic Jr.'s palace and saw the Demons Imp race, he knew Vegeta wiped this place off the map the moment he arrived on earth, after using a Full Ressurection on Garlic, he had Buu absorb him as well.

Garlic Jr. had old magic, magic that could contend with Kame at one time, plus his growth is pretty good too, he went from above barely Goku's power, to above first form Frieza, maybe even as strong as 10% Full Power Frieza.

He then traveled to find Babidi, and he had Buu absorb, Babidi, Yakkon, and Dabura. The additional magic, petrification spit, and energy eating abilities were added to Buu's power.

Next Fu traveled the world searching for powerful souls to revive so that Buu can devour them, unfortunately, didn't find any more worthy beings worth absorbing.

He was about to leave when he saw good old Commander Tao, Fu thought about absorbing him, although Tao didn't have much power to boast about, but, his fundamental knowledge of martial arts was pretty solid, with a flick of his wrist, another Full Rise Spell was cast and Buu ate another.

As he scanned the planet, Fu shook his head in disappointment before he ran off into space, he ended up at a large battlefield were thousands of frost Demons were attacking entire planets.

Needless to say, all the chaos being produced was making Fu grow stronger and stronger by the second.

After reviving and having Buu Absorb the strongest Ancient Frost Demons, he stopped by and absorbed King Cold and found something interesting.

He saw that the Ancient Frost Demon sealed inside the life-preserving Ice was begging to thaw.

Smiling, Fu thought, "I'm gonna need something fun to replace the Ressurection of Frieza Arc."

He had Buu place an Evil Majin Control Spell on the Ancient Frost Demon and said, "When you're done, you'll be my new toy as well!"

His following action, consisted of him flying off to a long-forgotten place that concerned the Namekian Race.

On a distant planet that was mostly water, a large, twenty-foot Namekian sat down in a meditative state and looked as if he were about to perish any second.

Fu appeared in front of him and smiled, "Hello Lord Slug."

"Who are you?" Slug said as he conspicuously stared at Fu.

Fu smiled and said, "The one who can grant you a second life. Buu, Eat!"

Buu shot out and covered the elderly Namekian, he wanted to resist, but it was useless, even at his peak, Slug wouldn't be able to handle Buu's current power.

After absorbing Slug, he turned to Buu and said, "Do it as planned."