Reborn Into Star Wars

Chapter 3 - I'M IN STAR WARS?!?!?!/I Don't Like Sand

(A/N this is the fully edited version of these two chapters, there wasn't enough in the first so I mixed it with the second. I've tooken down all other chapters and put them on a google doc for editing. I hope this chapter leaves you more satisfied than previously... I also deleted the system, it didn't work well)

Looking around me I realised the room was pretty b.a.r.e. There was only a bed, a nightstand, a dresser, a bookshelf and a closet... you know what, I think my family are hoarders. 

[Midichlorian rate: 18,500. exponentially high]

[Connection to the force, Stage 1: 3% with concentration you can feel the force.]

[three days till the plot begins]

[Current location: Tatooine]

[Current reality: Star Wars]

Star Wars?! No way... I get up and pillage the room. finding a mirror I am relieved to see that I look very similar to before.

Deciding to go outside and assess the situation, I find my way to the door and open it.

I am immediately greeted with heat, and realise that I was currently surrounded by a vast wasteland. With the exception of a few hairy beasts dotting the horizon.

Looking up, I see two suns... I'M IN STAR WARS

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  The three days leading to the departure of the Millennium Falcon were incredibly boring, I spent most of my time meditating, feeling the force and attempting to manipulate it. It was strange, the only thing I could compare it to was moving a facial feature that you don't normally use, like raising one eyebrow at a time or wiggling your nose/ears, It was tough.

  Another thing I figured  out was the progress tracker. It was some sort of mental projection I could use to see how far I had gotten, after messing with it a bit I found my ID. 

[ID: Galak Cosmos, an am.a.t.u.r.e swoop racer that recently joined the Anchorhead swoop registration after his parents died in an accident involving a bucket and a bantha. His connection to the force made him a great racer, and he was on track to becoming the best on Tatooine. During school he learned the majority of common languages]

  During the last remaining day of boredom I discovered a stash of peggats(Tatooine currency usually exchanged at 40 credits per Peggat) in the garage,  and decided to head into town to pick up some weapons.

  Walking into the town, I was absolutely amazed by what I saw. Aliens of all shapes and sizes were buying from vendors selling all kinds of products. The layout of Anchorhead was pretty similar to in Kotor, but there was so much more! Eventually I gathered the courage to walk up to a rodian merchant who had weapons set up around his station, the alien looked freaky. It was short standing at around 5 feet tall, I mean short compared to me, he seemed to be average height based on other rodians in the crowd of people. His eyes were bug like and his fingers were twitching.

"Good morning fine sir, I would like to see your wares" you learn to have good manners around strangers when you have my parents,  simple southern hospitality also plays a part.

  The rodian started speaking in some alien dialect that I somehow found myself understanding. "Yes, twitch have guns, twitch could make shoot shoot, then twitch met Stranger. Twitch no longer shoot." this has to be a coincidence, this guy is just like Twitch from KOTOR, he even has the same name. "I would like an E-11, a DC-15, a DLT-19, 2 standard blasters, one vibrosword and a vibroblade" I know, it's a lot, but I can carry a lot and I need versatility.

"Twitch would like 200 peggats" I frowned at him "That's Extortion!", not really. That's about 8000 credits, if I were playing KOTOR I would have to pay ten times that. "Twitch won't go lower, Twitch would like 200 peggats" he wouldn't budge "... alright" I submitted.

  After a while of walking around Anchorhead, I saw two droids shuffling around outside of the cantina

After several more minutes I saw an old man in robes, and a man that looked extremely like a young Mark Hamil, I walked over to Luke and Obi-Wan as they were leaving the cantina. "I heard you're heading to Alderan, take me with you" Luke looked at me suspiciously, but Obi-Wan smiled, "Yes, you may come" Luke looked worried "bu-" I cut him off. "thank gar jetii" (thank you jedi) he replied "ba'gedet'ye" (you're welcome) what... mandalorians are cool. (A/N this will be explained later)

I had guessed that the hermit could speak mando'a, but to hear it myself was amazing. He was obviously more fluent in it than myself.

When we reached the Falcon we were confronted by Jabba the Hutt and attacked, I shot cover fire with my E-11 as the rest boarded the ship, a few of my shots managing to snag a few troopers. 

after boarding I sat down next to luke and he asked me "why do you want to leave tatooine?"... should I say it? I think I should. "I don't like sand. it's coarse and rough and irritating... and it gets everywhere."

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