Red Dragon Who Was Too Lazy For Domination

Issei - Well, you see, we want a place to hangout & for me to experiment further in magic. Well, that's that and it's also because you have a wooden sword with you, and coincidently I want to practice sword so that I can defeat a certain person that has been lately quite ungrateful. Don't worry, there is nothing of a special talent in you, ara, *grinning* were you hoping for something like that.

Ryu - *crestfallen* It would be wrong if I deny that I had none but for sword related matter you don't need to worry *thumping his c.h.e.s.t* I'm not known as 'Ryu of wooden sword' for nothing.

Issei - hooooh, then can you cut fireball with just your sword, cause many 'average' swordsmen can do that in the magic world.

Hearing about the monstrosity of the magic world people present gulped down their saliva nervously.

Ryu - *after gritting teeth, contemplating* Issei-san, I'm grateful for this but it still feels wrong, especially since I don't have formal training in the sword, I think you probably know it too.

*awkward*

Issei - *taking time, enjoying awkward expressions* you don't need to worry about it, you will be getting some from that bitch (some had black lines, while some were curious about the person cursed so many times) will be teaching you and you will serve as my sparring partner.

Ryu - huh? why wouldn't you train from...' that person'?

Issei -*smiles*

With that, all was decided almost and rest did gradually over time when weekly visit+spars happened which had made its place somehow in foundation of Issei's plan of easy protag life. Due to this several changes happened including Ryu promotion from street fighter to almost - low rank magic swordsman, a type of combat that eventually he opted for despite having to leave the dream of performing magic tricks for later, the slight bodybuilding and height advantage coming handy for him in his spars with new de-facto owner of the humble bar 'Homra' which is also base of operation for their new group 'Homra' , had to honor previous red kings even if they were of another world. Though this certainly was not the only thing that happened, as it seemed that his curious little sister was a little bit too curious and thus he occasionally had to rest and play much to his p.l.e.a.s.u.r.e, Ddraig's disp.l.e.a.s.u.r.e.

On the one hand, Issei's progress increased in terms of mentality as the impact of Irina's departure was still there even if changed into something different and even if there was little change in speed of advancement it was because of focusing on hiding from other supernaturals, his child body and his limited repertoire of jutsu, thus now it was chakra that was being wasted and mana being properly used under guidance of his different mentors. Even though things didn't go according to his wishes, but canon still progressed as it should have as Ophis got invited again by Khaos Brigade to which she reluctantly accepted, the 'again' is the highlight of this news because they were much to their surprise rejected one time before. Even though Ophis joined, the 'snakes' she had offered to Issei on their first meet and would have probably given to others in the canon were scarce in resource for them and it wasn't even heard of by canon fodders they were only for other leaders and only as their trump card. As a result of providing trump card they treated her as their 'guest leader' instead of 'leader' since they can't flaunt her snakes and claim her as such and also because they were warned by her or rather by mysterious ' friend' through her, the same one who was doubted to have made fruitless attempt to save forbidden lovers between recent event of extermination of said pair of lovers.

(flashback)

Currently, there was a battle going on which was being watched by a tall man with whitish-blond hair that peeked out from his cloak-with-hoodie's side, while blue eyes that glowed were the only thing visible from his hood, with him being tall and glowing eyes as only consistent feature that gathered any type of attention while rest of him being illusionary and changing at moments notice - clothes and mask that hid rest of face all of them. By the side of him was a petite girl dressed in a black one-piece with an ornamental fan in her hand. The battle consisted of a group of six men with matching exorcist like uniform and weapons that screamed to watchers 'church' as they were all light-based, be it swords or be it guns with special insignia on them. What was more surprising was that boss party that consisted of two people was also being attacked by another party that had a variety of attire with the in common things only being bat-like wings and energy that made church people standing opposite of them uncomfortable. Needless to say, this group consisted of devils, now both sides known for not just a little enmity were cooperating even though silently and with no communication in between, it still was a feat to be reconned with, thus the boss group that managed to achieve such was also extraordinary, one of them with similar bat-like wings like her devil enemies just with more wings than anyone from devil group while other person was also an exorcist or rather now an ex-exorcist, they were the ones about whom the rumor had just gone around one-two day prior. The two were a couple with great understanding about each other playing with them perfectly duplicating the role of tank and mage from RPG but...

but... this is not RPG with hp decreasing rather blood flowing battle for real.

Just when an important-dressed man who weirdly had some tears even in the middle of the battle was about to deliver a fatal blow to ex-exorcist a comical voice stopped him from doing so as he heard.

Tall person - "Bakayaro! Konoyaro! Impatient Shido, haste makes waste, Dakara Yame-Yaro" (killer bee's voice)

(Translation - This fool! This guy! .... That's why Stop)

All things proceded to halt Mages from both groups stopped their chanting, tanks stopped attracting agro from their attacks, while DPS- type fighters, DOT- type, Boss - type, canon fodder type.... every type of fighter stopped their respective actions as they turned their attention towards the newcomers, that they only now managed to notice. It seemed the new uniquely attired group knew the church's side leader, uniquely because they noticed the tall man of duo seems to have windy 'down' there wearing only a cloak with nothing underneath since cloak swayed quite a bit without any wind. Only said person knew of the hard work he is doing to create unique shinobi persona for future missions.

As they noticed the girl that hadn't done anything, suddenly conjured a magical circle that wasn't clearly visible due to distance but still sent all three groups on alert as they observed what came out of the magic circle and it was .... a drum and a trumpet

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'ok weird' was everyone's thought as they watched. Two groups that were of major numbers from the audience of the now supposed band were suddenly hit by vast magical pressure that seemed to have no end leaving them unable to react, and just the'show' continued with them being a statue.

The petite girl took her time as she hoisted up drum and brought trumpets to her mouth and blew the trumpet and beat sticks on both sides of the drum as with that tall man began,

The Tall man - Will you really kill your friend, Bakayaro? Do you have such a large stick up your a.s.s, Shido -yaro? Yo-yo, do your wife makes you sleep outside so want to stop the deed, Shinguru-Yaro?

(Shinguru - single/lonely)

It isn't the place but some had a short-stifled laugh, making a certain weird atmosphere in this life-death battle but it was only for short while before,

Touji Shido (with a bit of red face) - (*forcefully, while unleashing his mana for resisting as well as pressuring his companion who despite being alert were snickering*) You who are you and what is your motive? this is church's private business and as such if you act against you will be making an enemy of Heaven Faction.

Devil Leader(No name character) - Underworld Faction too will be forced to act.

When his voice fell, silence prevailed probably because of the name Heaven Faction and Underworld faction had that kind of effect on anyone, if it was just 'Church' and 'Belial house' then it probably wouldn't have this effect.

Looking at both factions Tall man, who was obviously Issei using transformation jutsu boosted, abracadabra'd *cough* transformation jutsu enhanced by both dragon free-loaders one inside his house, one inside his 'purchased' bar shop, smirked as he already guessed what they were thinking before opening his speech,

*stab*

yet someone beat him to action or in his case speaking, what a 'hurry sick' person, his girlfriend is probably waiting.