Reincarnated As A Dragon

2 days later

Allen: AHHH!!!!...I'm so bored…

Jade: Allen you should stop being lazy and actually cultivate instead of lazing around 

Allen:*sigh* I'm going to sleep in the refining room

Jade:..he's gotten lazy…

System: host system has a mission for you which you can't refuse

Allen: what is it?

System: 

Mission: cultivate to the Sovereign Realm 

Reward: HELL MODE training and refining chamber unlocked 

10,000 sp, dragon summoning ticketsx5

Allen: more summoning dragon tickets f.u.c.k yea!!!

Allen: ok this is gonna be easy

..

10 days later

Origin Core Realm

Allen: it feels so slow!!!!

Allen: what ever perseverance, perseverance, perseverance

30 days later

Royal Realm

Allen: why is it that the rest cultivate faster than me!?!

System: because Absolute Dragons need more energy than others but even then your cultivation speed is among the best of Absolute Dragons as normal ones need at least 20 years to advance to the next level

Allen: yea but isn't that faster than those that need thousands of years or can never breakthrough? 

System:..then why are you complaining?

Allen:*sigh* nothing is life and everything is nothing, everything was created out of nothing and will be destroyed by nothing *sigh*!?!

Royal Realm

Allen: seriously!?! Me just saying that gave me a breakthrough!?!

System: you were just comprehending the start and the end of creation 

Allen: seriously!?! I was just thinking when my friend Vong from my past life was saying this saying he had enlightenment of the start and end of everything... wait could it be he was a cultivator!?! 

System: system could check if i report to Astrononiath and he approves 

Allen: Yes check I'm super curious 

System:...........*ding*

Name: Vong(other names unknown)

Age: 25

Cultivation: Get Stronger Realm

Grades:unknown 

Message from Astro: This guy was your f.u.c.k.i.n.g friend he's literally the ruler of over 600,000,000,000 reality's!!!!! More than my 100,000,000,000!!!!! Also the youngest ever get stronger realm!!!

Allen: wow..and..i..was friends with a guy like that!?!

Allen: wait i thought my world didn't contain cultivation?

System: all worlds contain cultivation it's just that earth cultivation just s.u.c.k.e.d 

Allen: ahh...but then how did vong become so powerful!?!

System: no one knows..

Allen: well it seems like i got a new goal..to meet my friend!!!

System: mission triggered

Mission: meet your past life friend who's cultivated to the top again

Reward: you get full command of the system 

Allen: ooo what a great reward!!!

Allen: welp I'm finally going to buy things

Allen: ok system buy me refining and cultivation pill of the highest grade as many as you can get

System: would you like to buy

Absolute All refining pillx10

Absolute cultivation advancement speedx10

Total: 1,000,000,000,000

Allen: well not like i use sp anyways 

Allen: ok buy it all

System:-1,000,000,000

*ding*

You have acquired 

Absolute All refining pillx10

Absolute cultivation advancement speedx10

Allen: ok down the hatch absolute all refining pills*nom*

Allen:AHHHHHHH!!!F.U.C.K.I.N.G HURTS!!!! WAY MORE THAN THE FIRST TIME!!!!!!!

…

Jade: why is master screaming!?!

Fiery: don't know

Stormy: same 

Lintitana: maybe he's relieving himself on someone

All:*blushes*

Jade: do you think he will ask us?

All:..who knows…

…

1 month later

Allen: ok I have finished one Absolute all refining pills now time for cultivation

Allen: down the hatch*nom*

Allen: ooo it's warm and my cultivation speed...IT'S SO F.U.C.K.I.N.G FAST!!!

1 day later

Allen: only last for a day but I'm in the Sovereign Realm already..so fast

Allen: ok now time for reinfing 

 Then this process repeated itself for 10 months  

…

Jade: Allen seems to be doing it every month…*blushes*

Fiery: he's not even coming out who do you think he's doing it with?

Stormy: not sure but the only girls that he met are us and..Erna 

Jade: let's check if she's still in the flying dragon sect or not…

All: yes

…

10 months ago

Erna: time to make a trip to the lotus Island(an island that knows it's an island)

…

Jade: she's not there…for 10 months...

Fiery: then…

Stormy: could it be…

Jade: and they have been doing it for 10 months…

...

Allen: I FINALLY F.U.C.K.I.N.G FINISHED!!!

…

Jade: he said he f.u.c.k.i.n.g finished 

Fiery: so he finished f.u.c.k.i.n.g her?

Stormy: probably..

All: *blushes*

Jade: are we next?

Fiery: I don't think I'm ready

Stormy: same…

Jade: me neither…

…

Erna: ahh finally back to the sect

…

Fiery: why don't we check if Erna is back?

Jade: yes let's check..

Jade: she's back..

Stormy: so..

All:*blushes*

…

Allen: after the ten months I'm at the Primordial God Realm 

Allen: now let's check on the situation 

…

Allen: jade

Jade:*blushes*yes..Allen..

Allen: did something happen to you?

Jade:noo.. 

Allen:ok then what happened in the last ten months?

Jade: umm Erna was gone for 10 months but came back today

Allen: ok.. what else..

Jade: people have sent us gifts 

Allen: any of them of any importance?

Jade: nope none

Allen: ok then dismissed 

…

Fiery: what happen did he ask to f.u.c.k you?

Stormy: did he do anything to you?

Jade:*blushes* nope nothing just asked for the situation if the last ten months

Fiery: is he..is he trying to do all three of us the same time!?!

Stormy: then..

Jade: wouldn't he call all three of us at the same time?

Allen: Jade, stormy, and fiery I need all three of you here!!!

All:*blushes*

…

Fiery: Allen we're not ready!!!

Allen: oh then your not ready for hell mode training then ok next month we will do it

…

Jade: hell mode..

Stormy: so he's going to do it..

Fiery: like hell to us…

All:*blushes* 

…

Kaiser: miss Erna is requesting to come in should we..

All: yes!!!

Kaiser: ok

…

Erna: hi jade,stormy, and fiery!!!

All: hello

Jade: so I have a question

Erna: yes?

Jade: where were you in the last ten months?

Erna: oh I went to lotus island

Jade: did you do anything with Allen?

Erna: no? Why ask?

Jade:*blushes* nothing

Erna: did something happen?

 Then jade and the others told her the happenings 

Erna:...maybe you just misunderstood him..let's just ask him

All:ok…

…

Erna: Allen

Allen: yes Erna?

Erna: let me be frank did you f.u.c.k someone?

Allen:..what are you talking about I'm still a v.i.r.g.i.n..*blushes*

Erna: ok then why the screams 

Allen: I used a refining pill and it hurt like hell

Erna: ok hell training mode?

Allen: exactly like it sounds training in hell mode

Erna: ok

…

Erna: see misunderstandings

Jade: really?

Erna: yes really

Fiery: phew thought I would do it ten months straight 

Stormy: yes…

Jade: ok I'm going now to ask Allen to put me inside him now!!!

All:...What!!!

Jade: what? I'm just asking him to put me inside him…*blushes*

Jade: it's not what you think he has an inner world that has purer energy and is denser and more abundant!!!

Jade: I have recently went there to cultivate!!!

Erna:...so many misunderstandings…