Reincarnated One Is A Cheat Goblin

Well another day in my boring life just went by.

Once again I'm going home alone.

I don't have any family or friends, it's just me. What's the point in life if I have nobody?

It's a question most would ask themselves in my situation, but I was fine like that even tho I did feel lonely from time to time. I didn't really need people with me all the time or at least I told myself that all the time.

But in reality is humans can't live all by themselves even if I'm resistant to loneliness, I can't stay alone forever that's reality. I wish I had realized that before I was all alone. Well now the only thing I have besides my hateful job is my otaku life, watching anime,reading manga and novels is my only escape from my sad life.

I especially love isekais they are my favorite genre of story, the ones about worlds of sword and magic are my thing. I don't even know how many I've read or seen but they are quite the amount.

If I could ever get reincarnated or summoned to a world of swords and magic, I would just live my life how I felt like, even if it was a hard world to live in I would do it.

It would be nice to build a harem or my own country/Kingdom, became the strongest or highest rank adventurer,master all magic or skills,just go around exploring a new world,having a hard new life full of people against you or something like that.

All these and much more sound like interesting experiences.

Protagonist:hahaha to have such delusions at my age seriously am I that lonely? Well wouldn't it be nice if fantasy like things like those would actually happen in real life?

I was saying such things while crossing the road and suddenly a bright light came at a high speed. I couldn't even see what it was but after that it all became pitch black.

Not much is needed to guess in what kind of situation I am, either I'm in coma or I'm...Dead. Im most probably dead, so this is the feeling of death huh. Such coldness and disgust can't be described only felt.

So what happens now?

As I was questioning what would happen next time went by and I don't know how long I've been in this place but probably hours of pure nothing but myself.

While I was starting to think I was going to stay there forever, I started feeling things around my self again.

I try to open my eyes.

Protagonist:(arrrrgh).

Too much light.

As I once again open my eyes I can feel my eyes slowly adjusting.

Protagonist:(wow the blue sky sure looks beautiful seen like this ).

I look around and finally realize that I'm in the middle of a forest. How? Is it maybe? Reincarnation?

As I question my current situation. I observe my surroundings and not too far away from me there is a body and a puddle of water with a lot of blood mixed in between. Just what happened here?

Since I got curious I move myself to get up and as I'm getting up I look at my hands and th-the-their...green. Yes green, their green with black ugly nails, and the same goes for my foot green with black nails.

Also I seem to have gotten shorter, I'm now about 50 to 60 cm high. Did I reincarnate into a goblin?!

Protagonist:(WHY A GOBLIN?!?!?!)aaaarrrrghhgh.

I tried to speak but only monster-like noises come out of my mouth.

Of all the monsters I got one of the weakest and most hated ones, besides goblins are known for being really ugly I'm even afraid to look at myself in a mirror. With such thought in mind I start touching my face and.....

It's not as bad as I thought even tho my face doesn't seem to look good but it's also not as ugly as I thought or at least that's what it seem to be, let's hope I'm right.

While I was hoping to not be too ugly I once again focus on the corpse that's just some meters away from me.

Even tho just looking at that should have Been enough to make me feel unwell or disgusted but right now looking at that goblin corpse the only thing in my mind is "FOOD" it's eatable. Ever since I woke up I have been feeling unusually hungry, at first I thought I could control it but I can't.

So I lost to my instincts and devoured the goblin corpse and even the puddle of water that wasn't really water it was jelly-like and I think it was a slime another weak monster that is considered a beginner level monster just like goblins.

Well only bones are left huh, I will try to not think too much about what I just did. At least now I'm full and can think better, yh let's be positive.

I'm now in a new life in a new world. I doubt I'm just a sleep or in coma in the hospital, even if I am It won't change anything so let's just try to live in this knew world, not like I can do anything about this like try to go back to my world and even if I could I wouldn't . I don't have friends or family there I don't have any attachments there, besides I have always wanted to live in another world so it's perfect, well I still have to confirm there's magic in this world and some other things I as an isekai fan have to see and try. Well let's start this new life as a goblin in a new world.

First thing I need to test out is.

...

It didn't work huh. What about this one.

[System function opinion not available yet]

What? Not available yet? Why?

Wait maybe. Yh let's try that out.

As I thought those words a floating screen window like in games appeared in front of me.

[menu screen]

STATUS MAGIC

SKILLS INVENTORY

EQUIPMENT PARTY

MAP GUIDANCE

The options in front of me are:

1-Status,2-Skills,3-Magic,4-Inventory,

5-Equipment,6-Map,7-Party and

8-Guidance.

Well this is a very awesome system it totally reminds me of a game I used to play called Niftirium Online also know as N.O it was the most popular VRMMORPG of the world before it got shut down because of excessive use of players who would give up on their life to play. Maybe this world has something to do with it, but if that's the case I might know a lot more about this world than I thought.

Ok let's start by looking at the party menu.

[Party]

Members:

None.

Well looks like it's just like N.O the other option only appear after someone joins your party. I'll have to test that later.

Next map menu.

[Map]

Auto-Mapping

[Do u wish to turn the auto-mapping on?

y/n]

I Choose y because just like in N.O if you activate auto-mapping just like it sounds a mental map will be formed and will be mapping all the areas you pass by. If you chose n you will have to do the mapping urself, this was added for the players that like that kind of thing. The last time when I was playing I accidentally choose n and it was a pain but since I had a character with very good stats I couldn't just delete it to start a new one so I had to play like that but now I won't have to go through that again.

[Equipment]

Head-none

Upper body-none

Right hand-none

Left hand-none

Lower body-none

Feet-none

Assessoreis-none

Also like N.O.

[Inventory]

Space available -infinite

Maximum size allowed-infinite

Maximum weight allowed-infinite

Maximum stack number-infinite

Restrictions to storing- conscious living beings can only be stored with their authorization while unconscious living beings can be stored normally if individuals does not exceed a certain level. Any non-living can be stored without restrictions.

This one surprised me in the game you had so many restrictions and could never store living-beings, as for weight only 5000kg at max and stacks only reached 99 at max, about size I don't know the exact value but nothing too big could be stored in the inventory this is a total cheat. Thanks for giving me cheats.

[Magic]

Attribute-All/Any

Magic that can be learned and used-All/any

Restrictions to magic-None

Magic:

None

This is another total cheat. In the game you could at most learn 3 different elements and that only if you dedicate urself into being a magician. Also you could never learn opposing elements like fire and water or ice. The worst part was you could never learn the strongest spells in an element without that said element being your only element, so only a full-fledged fire mage can use the strongest fire magics but here I don't have any restrictions I will learn all magic for fun. There are even some magic that can only be learned by specific races but I can learn and use them all.

[Skills]

Skills can be learned and used-All/any

Restrictions to skills-none

Skills:

Godly Demonic purple eyes

Auto-mapping

All magic

All skills

Hyper thinking -lv-1

Ultra detection -lv-1

Ultimate regeneration-lv-1

Resistance to all abnormalities

No boredom

Understanding

Universal language

How do I have all these skills? I was born today there's no way I could meet the conditions to get these skills and I've never seen any of them in N.O, they are probably a bonus of the system, that's good but I wish I could know the effects of the skills.

As I thought that to my self some smaller windows screens started opening one after the other.

:it's an appraisal type skill that gives knowledge about everything to the user. The amount of information obtained depends on user's blessings.

The potential of the skill:this skill depends on the user's blessings. The higher the grades and the more blessings the user has the stronger the skill will be.

A skill bestowed to user by the Ancient Goddess of growth and evolution (Ancient god grade).

Skill used through the eyes.

:a skill given to the user by the system. It allows the user to have a perfect mental map of the world in which it's areas will only be mapped after the user has been there.

:a skill given to the user by the system. This skills gives the user the benefit of being able to learn and use All/any magic.

:a skill given to the user by the system. This skills gives the user the benefit of being able to learn and use All/any skill.

:it allows the user to think 2x faster than normal also gives +10 of wisdom and intelligence.

The benefits and bonuses given by the skill improve as the skill levels up.

A skill bestowed to user by the Ancient Goddess of growth and evolution (Ancient god grade).

:gives the user the ability to detect all living and non-living creatures in a radius of 10 meters.

The benefits and bonuses given by the skill improve as the skill levels up.

A skill bestowed to user by the Ancient Goddess of growth and evolution (Ancient god grade).

:the user's natural ability to heal himself/herself is increased at the cost of stamina and mana.

The benefits and bonuses given by the skill improve as the skill levels up.

A skill bestowed to user by the Ancient Goddess of growth and evolution (Ancient god grade).

:it gives the user resistance to all abnormalities from 5th tier and any below that tier.

A skill bestowed to user by the Ancient Goddess of growth and evolution (Ancient god grade).

:this skills allows the user to never get bored, stopping all stress from building up and it also greatly reduces the fatigue almost no fatigue is acc.u.mulated duo to this skill. This skill also greatly increases the mental abilities of the user. It gives the user +1000000000000 of stamina.

A skill bestowed to user by the Ancient Goddess of growth and evolution (Ancient god grade).

:it allows the user to have good understanding of those around him and also gives a bonus of +20 of wisdom and intelligence.

A skill bestowed to user by the Ancient Goddess of growth and evolution (Ancient god grade).

: allows the user to speak All/any language.

A skill bestowed to user by the Ancient Goddess of growth and evolution (Ancient god grade).

No way I just got here and I'm already this much of a cheat, well it's not like I'm complaining give me as much as you can.

Well now let's see what kind of stats do I have.

[Stats]

Name:none/nameless

Age:0 years old

Gender:Genderless(male form)

Race:Slime Goblin(50%goblin and 50%slime)(Evolution goblin)

Job:None

C.Job:none

State:excited

Father's name :none(100%goblin)

Mother's name:none(100%slime)

LV-1

HP:5/5

MP:112/112

STA:1000000000435/1000000000435

STR:2

DEX:3

VIT:2

END:4

INT:44

WIS:42

CHAR:-18

LUC:2710

AGI:3

Extras:

Blessing of the Ancient Goddess of growth and evolution (Ancient god grade).

Titles:Otherworlder, Reincarnator, The evolution goblin(slime goblin), the descendent of N and D, the one loved by the ancient goddess of growth and evolution, the one loved by spirits, kin eater, the one who killed and ate it's own parents, the apostle of the ancient goddess of growth and evolution.

Now I'm curious about what the stats attributes mean. I'll check it and I'll also check the blessing and the titles while I'm at it.

Hp:is the numerical value of your life force if it reaches 0 you died.

Mp:is the numerical value of your magical pool if it reaches 0 you will no longer be able to use magic also you will faint it might leave permanent damage or even in worst cases you died.

Sta:is the numerical value of your stamina if it reaches 0 you faint of exhaustion it might leave muscular sequels if forced to the limit or in worst cases you can end up crippled.

Str:is the numerical value of your physical strength.

Dex:is the numerical value of your accuracy.

Vit:is the numerical value of your vitality. It enforces your hp.

End:is the numerical value of your endurance. It represents your resistance and defense.

Int:is the numerical value of your intelligence. It represents how smart you are and your magical power.

Wis:is the numerical value of your wisdom. it represents your thought process speed and your spell casting speed and accuracy.

Char:is the numerical value of your charm and charisma. It represents how attractive and charismatic you are to others. It also attracts people's attention to you.

Luc:is the numerical value of your luck. It represents how lucky you are and it's the only fixed value in your status it never changes no matter how much you evolve or level up.

Agi:is the numerical value of your speed and agility.

The blessing of the Goddess of growth and evolution:is a special gift given by the Goddess of growth and evolution to the user. This blessing creates a lot of new evolutionary routes for the user it also makes it a lot easier to evolve into rare or special races. This blessing also greatly reduces the conditions to get skills and greatly improves the growth of the user making leveling up a lot easier.

The change of rare or special evolution increases by 700%.

The rate of growth improves by 320%.

Otherworlder:the title given to the ones that came from another world. It improves one's survival instincts considerably.

Reincarnator:a title given to those who reincarnated from another world. It reduces the difficulty to acquire skills,magic and titles quite a bit.

The evolution goblin(slime goblin):the titles given to the one born as a unique race. As long as your the only evolution goblin(slime goblin) in the world this title will greatly improve the stats of the evolutions.

The descendant of N and D:unknown

The one loved by the ancient goddess of growth and evolution: a title given to the one that attracted the love of ancient goddess of growth and evolution. It makes you a son/daughter of ancient goddess of growth and evolution as well as her believer. It makes you a unique race that has an unprecedented growth.

The one loved by spirits:it's a title given to ones loved by spirits. It greatly improves the affinity and power of spirit magic and spiritual contracts.

Kin eater:a title given to the one that eats their own race/kin. It increases the taste when eating kin.

The one who killed and ate it's own parents :a title given to the one that killed and ate its parents. It greatly improves mental resistance through pure evil.

The apostle of the ancient goddess of growth and evolution:the title given to the one that is recognized by ancient goddess of growth and evolution. It makes you a master of growth and evolution. It also protect from external interference at the ancient god grade or lower.

Once again there is a lot of cheating here. It looks like being an otherworlder has its benefits huh, also that title the descendant of N and D it says unknown just what kind of title is it, to have its information hidden even from the power of an ancient goddess. This is something I'll have to uncover later. What do you mean killed and ate it's parents I can understand the ate part but I found them died you know I didn't even know they were my parents. And this ancient goddess sure likes me to give me all this just what do you want from me, nobody would give this much without wanting something in return also I don't remember agreeing to any of this but it's not like I can do anything about it, still I will have to uncover this and also will not do whatever she wants me to do because I never agreed to anything so you just gave me all this for free on your own accordance. Loved by spirits huh, that sounds useful.

Now that I think about it, I'm also curious about my race never heard of it and also the title said I'm the only one in the world. And what do you mean by genderless(male form)?

Slime goblin (evolution goblin):A recently born new race that has the blessing of ancient goddess of growth and evolution as well as the mastery of growth and evolution.

Even tho they have weak stats at first once they evolve they become powerful beings. Since it should be impossible for other races to procreate with slime this race shouldn't exist and is the result of external interfering. There will never be another one, not even it's descendants will be able to inherit the slime traits. They will only inherit the goblin side.

This race is new so it's aging remains a mystery but considering everything they should stop aging and live forever like vampires and fairies. Also this race has the characteristic fast aging of goblins so they soon reach the non-aging point.

Genderless(male form): it's a Genderless being that is currently in male form and has the ability to change and into male, female and genderless form. To change forms just interact with the menu functions.

This is just too much just how much of I cheat am I, like I'm eternally young and can change my own gender, I even have a genderless form but it looks like I unconsciously locked it in male form and I intend to leave it like that .

Ok I see so that's what each stat attribute represents, that's very useful information also my stats are really low except Luck. And even that I don't know if it's high for this world if I use N.O as bases my luck is too great to be true but it's still risky to think like that, because even if the system has N.O as base that's all, because it's really different from N.O.

I guess it's finally time to check Guidance. I saw it there and thought it would be my only cheat so I left it for last but to my surprise I'm full of cheats. Well let's see what guidance can do.

[Guidance]

[Do u wish to turn on the Guidance system? Y/N]

Once again I chose Y.

[ the Guidance system was activated now name your guidance assistant]

So I have to name my guidance assistant huh.

I will name you Sophia.

[are u sure u want to name the Guidance system-Sophia?y/n

Warning:it will not be possible to change it later]

Yes I'm.

[name-Sophia has been registered]

It's kinda sad that the guidance system has a name and I don't.

Sophia-user how may I address u?

Protagonist:well, I still don't have a name so just keep calling me user until I get one.

Sophia-understood. Is there anything the user needs from me?

Protagonist:you have information about this world right?

Sophia-that is indeed correct.

Protagonist:then tell me all about this world.

Sophia- there is some information the user still does not have access to, should I proceed the same?

Protagonist:yh just tell me all I can know.

Just like that my first day as goblin ended with me learning more about this world.

As I learn a lot about this world, I have a question bothering me a question that hasn't left my mind since the beginning, a question repeating it self.

Why a goblin?