Reincarnated One Is A Cheat Goblin

It's been some hours since I finally mutated from my hard work in eating magical stones it brought many changes and made me stronger as well as increased my skills by a lot.

I'm right now looking at my now cheated status.

[Status]

Name:none/nameless

Age:0 years old

Gender:Genderless(male form)

Race:Slime Goblin(50%goblin and 50%slime)(Evolution goblin)

Job: great chef, True legendary magic alchemist, true legendary magic craftsman, True legendary magic tailor, True legendary magic blacksmith.

C.Job:spearman, mage, thief, martial artist, Weapons master, assassin.

State:excited

Father's name :none(100%goblin)

Mother's name:none(100%slime)

LV-42

HP:678

MP:6987/6987

STA:42000000000769/42000000000769

STR:379

DEX:301

VIT:367

END:409

INT:973

WIS:823

CHAR:0

LUC:2710

AGI:342

Extras:

Blessing of the Ancient Goddess of growth and evolution (Ancient god grade), the blessing of the goddess of Alchemy Raionises( Ancient High God grade), the blessing of the God of Craftsman Ebinele(Ancient High God grade), the blessing of the Goddess of tailoring Chenilien(Ancient High God), the blessing of the God of blacksmiths Brunto(Ancient High God).

Titles:Otherworlder, Reincarnator, The evolution goblin(slime goblin), the descendent of N and D, the one loved by the ancient goddess of growth and evolution, the one loved by spirits, kin eater, the one who killed and ate it's own parents, the apostle of the ancient goddess of growth and evolution, the slime goblin chef, the slime goblin hunter, legendary berserker slayer, master of production, True legendary magic alchemist, true legendary magic craftsman, True legendary magic tailor, pervert, Pedophile.

innate abilities(slime):

Self-Regeneration

Absorption dissolving

Mimicry:

Mimic:full goblin, mimic:full slime, mimic:great boar, mimic:runner rabbit, mimic:jumper rabbit, mimic:horned rabbit, mimic:dashing rabbit.

physical resistance

Elemental Magical resistance

Slime substance

Weird/unusual body motion

Sizing

Molecular creation

Innate abilities(goblin):

Runner

Coward(nullified)

Greedy

Evil(curse)

L.u.s.tful

Weak physique(nullified)

Hateful/vengeful(curse)

Quick learner

Naturally stupid,stubborn and dumb as Hell.(nullified)

Skills:

Godly Demonic pink eyes(evolved skill)

Auto-mapping

All magic

All skills

Hyper thinking -lv-12

Ultra detection -lv-8

Ultimate regeneration-lv-4

Immunity to all abnormalities(evolved skill)

No boredom

Understanding

Universal language

Mana manipulation-lv-15(maxed)

Shortened chant

Stealth-lv-9

Throwing-lv-12

Steal-lv-2

Weapon mastery-lv-15(maxed)(short spear mastery was eliminated and fused into this skill)

Chantless

Cook-lv-11

Hunting-lv-9

Magical resistance

refining

magic smithing-lv-15(maxed)

auto-magic blacksmith

magic tailoring-lv-15(maxed)

auto-magic tailoring

magic crafting-lv-15(maxed)

auto-magic crafting

magic synthesis-lv-15(maxed)

auto-magic Synthesis

perfect memory

endless memory

precision

Arithmetic calculation

mechanic understanding

exact accuracy

high level concentration

Sleep master

Parallel thoughts

Telepathy

Combat/body mastery-lv-5

assassination-lv-2

Tracking-lv-3

Charge

Super jump

dash

Horn impact

swimming-lv-9

Sprinting-lv-10

Jumping-lv-6

Enchanted senses

Super strengthened physical abilities

Trap making-lv-9

Evasion-lv-4

Parrying-lv-9

Duplicate

Slime clone

Dual wielding-lv-2

Consecutive attacks

Thrusting

Heavy blows

Light blows

Light movements

Penetration

Mana body strengthening

Mana movement

Mana strikes

Herculean strength-lv-2

Multi-casting(many spells can be cast at the same time)

Sewing-lv-15(maxed)

Materials crafting-lv-15(maxed)

Dismantling-lv-9

Gathering

Kidnaping-lv-1

Capture-lv-11

Surveillance-lv-6

Survival

Mana concealment-lv-10

Presence concealment-lv-7

Magic:

light magic-lv-14, fire magic-lv-14, wind magic-lv-14, water magic-lv-13, earth magic-lv-13, dark magic-lv-13, thunder magic-lv-13, healing magic-lv-14, holy magic-lv-10, anti-magic Magic-lv-11, non-elemental Magic-lv-13, blacksmith magic-lv-15(maxed), alchemy magic-lv-15(maxed), tailor magic-lv-15(maxed), craftsmen magic-lv-15(maxed), space magic-lv-12, teleportation magic-lv-10.

Really?! Is this even fair? I'm not talking about stats, I'm talking about my skills right now I have quite a lot of them.(AN:bother you still don't know what's a lot of skills believe me in the future you will know🙃)

Protagonist:Hahahahaha I'm becoming a true cheat.

Well but there's something bothering me al lot.

Protagonist:why do I have the pervert title? And even worse why is there even such a title in existence? Why am I considered a Pedophile out of nowhere?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I said while frowning deeply and very sad.

Sophia:THATS BECAUSE YOUR ONE.😘🙃

She said in Happy mode.

Why is she saying that and with that voice and tone. It's really the worst.

Protagonist:why am I considering a Pedophile?

I asked very confused and eager to know.

Sophia:well you did ask me if I can m.o.a.n once didn't you?

Protagonist:I did do that just never thought it would be enough to get a title, well that explains the pervert title but what about the pedophile one?

Sophia:I'm the same age as you in this world in other words I'm almost 11 months old. While your soul in the other hand is the soul of an a.d.u.l.t and all titles and skills are given to the soul, so your a pedophile HOST.

She said so still in happy mode and in the end she said like a police officer ready to to take me in.

Protagonist:ha...ha...ha,I'm just.....*sighs* forget it but my stats increase a little too slow don't they? Also why aren't the stats affected by my equipment?

I asked after giving up on trying to discuss about the thing before.

Sophia:that's because your a goblin and a slime, your race is very weak in terms of stats and about your equipment they are dependent on you after all that's how you made them in other words they are already boosting you but since your base stats are weak they can't do much.

That makes me wanna evolve faster. Now about my charm really 0?! Is that even possible? I'm just a plain looking kid why does charm have be so negative about my appearance? Does it have some racial preferences? This is not fair!!!

Protagonist:well I could just go around doing nothing but I want to go to a human city now.

As I say that I take a mask out of my inventory and put it on. It's the mask of deceive, I made it to disguise myself and to conceal my powers etc, it's very helpful because concealment it all myself all the time is troublesome and annoying so I made the mask to help.

[status]

Equipment

Name:Slime goblin's mask of deceive

Equipment type:mask

Mask type:decorative mask

Mask class:disguise

Rank:SSS

Lv:1

Abilities:

???

Locked

Special:

Link:Wielder-Weapon(connected to nameless(slime goblin))

Marks:

Stealth performance improvement

Surroundings awareness improvement

Kin ear adjustment

Kin ear improvement

Kidnaping performance improvement

Capture performance improvement

Creator:nameless(slime goblin)]

Sometimes I go overboard but I think this kidnaping thing is just too dangerous, I might get another weird title...just the thought makes me tremble. I activate the effects of the mask and my skin tone changes from greenish blue to dark toned skin and becomes more human like but that's just in appearance cause it's as strong as ever.

Protagonist:with this it should be enough and since I don't look that good according to charm it's better to hide my face. Sophia what is the closest town,city or village?

I asked finally determined to go to the human society.

Sophia:that would be the tenuya city that is 35 km northeast.

She said with her usual heartwarming female voice, it does feel good to hear this voice.

Protagonist:I love your normal voice please stay with this one it's cuter.

I said trying to convince her to stop with the happy mode thing.

Sophia:Your a Pedophile🙃🥰.

Happy mode attack again.

I give up I'm not patient anyways.

*plilin* skill acquired.

I said I give up please spare me. Is the world conspiring together with Sophia to mess up with me? *sighs* Who knows? Better just concentrate on getting to the human city.

I immediately use both and to jump forward in a great distance I just made a 600 meters jump forwards and 30 meters up in the northeast direction, when I'm about lend I use wind magic to slow down and land in a very gracious way.

*Plilin* skill acquired.

Protagonist:it's always a surprise to see what this body can do with the equipments on, I better not get too c.o.c.ky it only brings trouble.

I said while running in the direction of tenuya city.

Sophia:I wouldn't worry too much you haven't really show signs of c.o.c.kiness since the legendary beserker goblin defeated you very easily and almost killed but you survived because someone saved you.

She said in her typical dynamic way which only made me feel worse about it since it's all true but it's not like I had enough knowledge to know I had absolutely no chances of winning, at least I learned my lesson I'm not going to let my cheats get to my head and underestimate my opponents.

Protagonist:well that's that, I'm not really bothered by it anymore I'm just going to go on until I evolve and maybe I'll meet someone interesting I'm the way. Also I already have an irreplaceable companion so I don't have to worry about company.

I said with a smile wish can't be seen because I'm wearing my mask now.

Sophia:own I never thought I'm irreplaceable to the host "blush".

She said with a happy tone.

Protagonist:did you just say blush? Cause I'm sure you said it, am I hearing things? No I just can't be surprised anymore your simply unique you know that right Sophia.

I said with my I already gave up tone and a still processing expression.

Sophia:thank you"beautiful smile".

She said with a happy tone.

This is just how things are, I'm not going to even say anything about this one.

I just go on running it shouldn't take that long to get there.

*RUNNNNNNNN!!!*

I heard a scream that seemed to be that of a human.

Protagonist:is it a human Sophia?

I asked because I never heard a human in this world and since I have universal language I can't differentiate languages before I've never heard at least once, so I need to make sure this can work as better disguise for me to enter the human society with ease.

Sophia:yes it is a human voice and there are more humans with that one as I can detect 8 of them in total.

8 people huh, probably an adventurer party with their clients, a group of merchants, just lost people or idiots who thought they could hunt monsters for money without proper training, well there are many possibilities but I'll just use them as my ticket to less problems in the human city of tenuya.

I used that is now level 8 having a 3 km radius area of detection that easily told me their positions and what and how many are after them. It seems the 8 humans are being persuaded by 28 goblins.

This is really troublesome cause there are even archer goblins 6 of them, goblins 14 of them, thief goblins 3 of them and 2 swordsman goblins.

Protagonist:this reminds me of my first big goblin hunt.

I said with smirk that can't be seen because of the mask.

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(Helmia's POV)

We are currently surrounded by goblins and Jackel just ordered us to run but we can't escape if we run there's no way at least one of us has to stay behind and that one will be me. I'm the highest ranked one in the whole party as well as the most experienced one, so I'll have to protect my friends, my family.

Helmia:YOU HEARD HIM RUNN!!!! I'll TAKE CARE OF THESE LITTLE SH*TS.

I shouted at them as I raised my rapier in the direction of the closet goblin, they are simply laughing at us and looking like they already won but I won't let that happen.

Jackel:NO WAY IF SOMEONE HAS TO STAY THAT WOULD BE ME.

Jackel shouted at me with a determined expression and tone.

Sildy:you two stealing all the awesomeness for yourselves, don't think I'm going to abandon the best part ever.

She said with a smile on her face.

Shalla:Great Shalla would never run from mere goblins.

He said trying to boast.

Binio:I will always defend my friends and family, why wouldn't I stand for people that count as both.

He said with a determined tone and expression with a big smile.

Freiny:like always you guys are always getting in trouble, do you really think you could survive without me here to save you.

He said while seeming to talk about troublesome children.

Isabelle:even tho your the worst your my brother did you really think I would ever consider leaving you behind.

She said while trying to look strong but her body is totally trembling.

Marilyn:waittt!!!!! You guys they are not doing this on purpose there is a-.

She said looking very worried but was interrupted by Isabelle.

Isabelle:not now Marilyn.

She said it serious while you could see how sad and scared she was in her voice.

Then we all looked at the goblins who got closer to us and were laughing while those evil disgusting eyes on us.

When a goblin got close enough I was about to advance but.

Marilyn:NO IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THIS WAY I ONLY NEED A LITTLE MORE OF TIME AND I CAN SAVE THEM THEIR NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS THEY-.

While Marilyn was speaking a goblin with a sword came and was about to attack her.

Helmia:

I used this magic to get faster and pierced the goblin's head with my rapier the fastest I could.

*crack*

I heard the cracking sound and sighed in relief but the moment I looked at it I was stupefied by what I saw.

I saw that all the goblins that were surrounding us turned into wood logs.(AN:NANI?!?!?!?! Goblins can use substitution Jutsu now?)

Helmia:DID ALL GOBLINS JUST TURN INTO WOOD LOGS??!?!?!

After I said that we heard many explosions and could see 4 different colored lights shining but couldn't feel any magic from it sense we couldn't sense any mana.

*BOOOMMMM* *BOOMMM*....

Helmia:Just what's going?!?!?!

When I ask this in panic for not understanding the situation suddenly a kid falls from the sky.

Kid that fell from the sky:Yo how you doin?

We all had only one thought in this moment "WTF IS GOING ON?!?!?!?!?!".