Repugnant Gateway

The monkey explained to Anzheng: "The original dungeon is definitely not what it is now. The dungeon is divided into 18 floors, and it is treated differently according to the serious crimes committed by people while they are alive. If the crimes are serious, they enter a deeper **** , Tortured. At first, this set of things was actually what the immortal emperor asked the Buddha, and I learned from the Buddha's side ... You also know that there must be a saying about the good and the good, and the evil. If you do n’t report it, you will die. ”

Du Shoushou laughed out loud: "You mean, in fact, no matter whether it is Daozong or Buddhism, in fact, there is no causal retribution at all, so I had to look for it in Yincao Difu for the sake of face."

Do n’t tell the expression on the face of the monkey if you know it: "The Minotaur and the Horseface Monster are the heads of the ghost envoys of Yincao Difu. Two of them are the left commander and the right commander. Of the 13,800 ghost envoys, both listened to their dispatch. "

Chen Shaobai looked at the two guys the same way. One of them was wearing an apron to wash dishes and wash clothes in the waist of a truck.

Ma Mianguai smiled a little embarrassedly: "I haven't had a good life since I was laid off. What other prestige is there."

"What does it mean to be laid off?"

Du Skinny asked curiously.

The face of the horse is grieved and angry: "It's not that Violet Immortal Emperor!"

An Zhengxin said that what happened to the local government involved Zilu again.

The Minotaur sighed on the side and said, "It's a long story. I didn't know which root of Ziluo Xiandi was a long time ago, and suddenly came to our mansion. After watching this, I was annoyed. , Saying that our work efficiency is inefficient and the staffing is heavy, but this does not work and needs reform. "

An Zheng pouted and laughed: "This guy is really idle."

Ma Mianguai then said: "Master Violet looked around and pointed out three points ... First, **** is divided into 18 floors, so up and down is so troublesome, the procedures are complicated, take people to **** to choose which one It ’s too much time to go back and forth to declare and approve, so the eighteenth floor of **** has to be demolished and changed into a large level. All departments work in one level and have high efficiency. "

"Second, after the efficiency is high, so many people ca n’t be used, so he proposed the term laid-off ... where do we know what lay-off is. The result is cut across the board, and more than 10,000 ghosts will leave more than 6,000. . Those who are laid off after the staff is cut off should be reborn, and do n’t stay longer. "

Du Shoushou couldn't help but interjected and asked, "But you are the commanders of ghost envoys. It is reasonable to say that even reducing layoffs will not cut you both."

The Minotaur glanced at the horse face stranger: "Because ... forget about this for a while, you can continue to talk about horse face."

The horse face blamed aloud: "Third, the rule of the Violet Immortal Emperor, who had entered the eighteenth level of **** after death and then reborn into the human path instead of entering the human path, also raised objections, he Anyone who says that a sinful person casts a fetus will not do anything, even if he is born into a pig, a dog, a cow or a sheep. There is nothing wrong with a pig, a dog, a cow or a sheep.

He glanced at An Zheng: "What does it mean to back the pot?"

An Zheng: "Uh ... just unfair, probably like this."

Du Shoushou pulled the horse face monster: "Hurry up and say why you two were cut."

Ma Mianguai smiled embarrassedly: "This is not to blame the bull head, he does not bear the pot ... That day, the Emperor Ziluo did not come in from the main entrance when he arrived at the mansion. , I questioned him righteously at that time, and he remembered to hate me. "

Minotaur: "Can you not brag?"

Ma Mianguai: "Oh ... he just saw me collecting money when he came in that day."

Minotaur complained: "I told you a long time ago, why do you collect so much money, you don't bring death from life ..."

An Zheng: "It's awkward to say this from your mouth ..."

The horse face strangely said: "I know I'm wrong about this, but haven't they always been like this. The dead ghosts who come in are thinking about reborn in their next life to a good family, and they are born with no worries. However, this is already What we are destined to cannot be changed even by the commander. It is written in the reincarnation book of death, and everyone will be doomed for the next life. However, these dead ghosts are entangled with you, I feel like giving a gift It can be useful. At the beginning, we didn't accept the gift, and the gift was accepted ... oh, the words were crossed. "

"But these guys can't stand the fight, you think about it, if you don't accept the gift, they will feel that their next life is over, how annoying and annoying it is to cry and howl at that ghost. No one can change this anyway, and later I figured it out ... After receiving their money, how should they reincarnate or how to reincarnate, they are nothing more than buying a peace of mind, and I will be quiet when I receive the money. "

Du Shoushou: "When it comes to collecting money for such a fair share, I don't think you should be laid off, you should go to reborn ..."

The horse-faced monster snorted silently.

Minotaur said: "It would have been right to talk about changing the style of work. It is also right to streamline the organization. After all, for so many years, the eighteen palace masters have actually looked stunned. They usually have nothing to blame. They often fight. Afterwards, after the Emperor Violet came, no one dared to fight, lest they streamline it on their heads, and one by one would never retire late. But after a long time, the Emperor Violet came once. It doesn't matter, so the reform is just like that. "

Ma Mianguai nodded: "Yes, they were scared at first, so they were very serious and responsible. They haven't come back for hundreds of years, and no one is afraid. The Eighteen Temple Yan Luo discussed it, isn't it Do n’t let go of the eighteenth level of hell, then build eighteen big cities, and everyone saves fighting when they are far away. Is n’t it a streamlined staff? There should n’t be too many people in the official establishment, and they will get a lot of big feet outside the establishment Strange, anyway, I do n’t give much money temporarily, and I ’m stupid. "

Ann nodded: "It turns out so."

Chen Shaobai: "I'm more curious about why the 18th Temple Yan Luo is okay to fight?"

Ma Mian blamed: "They don't blame them for this. You said that whoever came up with the idea would have to create an eighteenth floor hell. If the sixteenth floor wouldn't be enough."

"What do you mean?"

"Eighteen of them are playing mahjong divided into four tables and two surplus people, whoever wants to watch, then fight chant ... everyone who loses is watching next to each other."

Du Shoushou's face turned out to be this expression: "If I invented a thing played by three people, wouldn't it be possible to separate. Eighteen people are divided into nine pairs ..."

Chen Shaobai: "Is your godfather teaching you arithmetic?"

Du Shoushou: "Hello Daddy."

Chen Shaobai: "I will take you back to see your foreign godmother and give you a red envelope."

Du Shoushou: "Do you die ..."

After listening to the monkey, the monkey could understand it. After thinking about the business, I still have n’t asked: "I have a friend who has been eroded by the dead gas in the human world. There is only a 10% deficiency left in one's self-cultivation, and if there is no way to save him, he will die. "

Ma Mianguai: "We can't do much for this living thing. If your friend dies, we can help him through the back door ..."

Minotaur: "You can die without bragging."

The horse-faced monster responded: "Oh ... I have been laid off."

The monkey frowned: "That is to say, you don't know any way to save him?"

Minotaur said: "Sir, we should not care about this matter, although it is no longer a ghost, but this is a matter of ruining the six reincarnations, and it will be retaliated. But this is the matter of the Lord, although you have been through Your beating, but we really respect you ... Let ’s talk about what is going on in your friend ’s body. We have to know the situation before we help and find a way, otherwise it does n’t make sense to arbitrarily make an idea. "

The monkey was about to talk, and the face of the horse was strange. I understood the expression: "Sir, your friend is exposed to something dirty that should not be touched, alas ... since the management of the prefecture is chaotic, there are indeed many lonely wildernesses. Ghosts do n’t come in, either they ca n’t come in or they do n’t want to come in, or the ghosts do n’t have enough staff to take them at all. In short, some good-looking female ghosts get rid of their anger if they are wrapped in living people, which makes the female ghosts abandon Just do it. "

Monkey: "My friend is a monk."

The horse face froze for a moment: "It won't be ... it won't be the man."

The monkey nodded: "It's him."

The face of the horse face is tangled into a pimple: "This is not easy to deal with. The man was originally a venerable person, so the dead air erosion that can not be stopped so powerfully, we are afraid that we can't help anything."

The monkey reiterated the monk's entry into hell. Of course, it cannot be described in such detail. It only said that the monk was eroded by death to save people into the future hell. The Minotaur pondered for a while and then said, "This matter, I still have to ask the eighteen grandfathers, if they can't help ... I can only ask the big Buddha."

"Dazang?"

The monkey asked.

An Zheng froze for a moment: "No, isn't the Buddha the Da Zang?"

The monkey shook his head: "The time is so chaotic, no one knows what this era is like. What happened in your era will be different in this era. Let's meet the eighteen Yanlu first , Maybe I can come up with something. "

At this time, the silent goddess, who had been silent, suddenly asked, "Excuse me, do you know where the Soul Beads are?"

Hearing this sentence, the Minotaur and the Horse Face froze for a moment, and then their faces turned white.

"What do you ask the funeral beads?"

"That's something from my family."

The goddess said calmly, "I want to take it back."

The Minotaur was so scared that it fell to the ground: "You are ... you are the descendant of the Protoss!"

An Zheng had some surprises. Why did the people in the prefecture hear that the goddess is a descendant of the Protoss, and they reacted more than when they saw the monkey? Could it be that what the Protoss people did in the prefecture was even more terrifying? It's shocking enough for a monkey to overthrow 18 Yen alone, what the Protoss did.

"Could you please tell me where the burial bead is, I need it very much."

The goddess asked again.

The Minotaur sat on the ground and shook his head like a rattle: "I don't know if I don't know, you can ask the king about this ..."