Reverse the World with Martial Arts from a Crap to a Master

"You look funny, so you laugh." Zi Menger replied with a smile.

"His grandmother, how dare you make fun of me? I make you laugh..." As he spoke, bearded man swung his club and rushed up. Zi Menger quickly turned to Chu Nan and said, "You are not allowed to do anything." Zi Menger said this, even in the past, it was basically Chu Nan who made the move, and she watched from the side. In the past, those people were higher in cultivation than her, but these people in front of her, the most powerful were only high-level martial artists, of course she had to get over the addiction.

Chu Nan smiled and nodded. Zi Menger turned around and made a random move. The big beard that rushed to her lit up. When he was in a daze, Zi Menger drank two times, kicked out his beautiful legs, cut off his legs, and the big beard was trampled under Zi Menger's feet.

The change was so fast that the remaining six bandits rubbed their eyes and stared at them. The bearded man was indeed trampled under the feet of the woman in black. The woman in black said, "Well, if the bearded man burns, it won't be so funny. If he burns his hair together, it would be even better..."

"No... No, I don't..."

The bearded man cursed, and with a wave of Zi Menger's hand, the bearded man's hair lit up. "If you dare say another word, I will roast you."

At this time, the six men also saw that they had robbed the wrong person, but they were not afraid. The thinnest one shrieked, "Do you know who we are?"

"It's just a snitch. It sounds like a big deal."

Zi Menger answered, but the six of them were stunned. Seeing this, Zi Menger smiled and said, "You really have no place to find iron shoes. It doesn't take much effort to come here. I didn't expect that you are really a black wind thief. I didn't expect that you would automatically come to the door. It's great, it's really great..."

The skinny man understood that they had been cheated just now. He tried his best to lift his chest and shouted with a cold face, "If you know that we are the black wind thieves, then you dare to be presumptuous. The five hundred brothers of the black wind thieves will not spare you!"

"What a nag. Come on, the six of you go up together and let grandma take care of you."

Zi Menger said in a very strange way that Chu Nan really did what Zi Menger said and kept smiling, which made the six people even more nervous.

"Brothers, there are only two of them. Let's go up together and take them down. They must be two big fat sheep. If we catch them back, the king of fu will definitely reward us." The skinny man roared, raised his sword and went forward. The others were moved and followed suit.

But just three steps later, the thin man suddenly turned around and ran back, saying, "Brothers, hold on. I'll go back and tell the thief king to bring his brothers to save you."

The thin man ran as fast as he could, thinking to himself, "What a bunch of idiots. These two people are different from those people in the past. If you want to rob them, it's almost the same if you get robbed. You'd better run away quickly."

As soon as he thought about it, the skinny man stopped in his tracks, because the smiling man in white was standing in front of him. The skinny man was frightened and turned around again. But this time, he turned around and saw the man in white in front of him.

After several turns, he saw the man in white blocking his way. The thin man knew that he couldn't escape, so he wanted to turn around and join forces with the other five to rush out. However, before the thin man could turn around, he heard a howl. When he turned around, he saw five angry men. The woman in black pointed at him and said, "And you, hurry over."

Zi Menger did not use the three kinds of real fire, only the real blue fire, so these robbers were not burned to death, but also burned half to death, how dare the thin man go forward, but there was a voice beside him, "She called you over, didn't you hear?"

Just as the thin man wanted to reply, he felt a strong force coming from his body, pushing him forward. The thin man's face changed greatly. He gritted his teeth and fought for his life...

"Bang!" He knelt on the ground and cried as he knelt on the brick, "Two heroes, you have a lot of adults. I have offended both of you because I don't know what is good for you. I have an 80-year-old mother and a three-year-old baby. Please, spare me. I... I will change my ways and stop being a robber..."

When the skinny man knelt down, Zi Menger was stunned, but when he heard what he said, he flew up and kicked hard, and the skinny man flew into the air. Zi Menger said, "You're too young to lie to your aunt. All the books I read say that the robbers who say this must be lying. Such robbers will not be spared!"

Zi Menger's foot, however, gave off three kinds of true fire. With the strength of the thin man, how could he resist it? He howled bitterly and his body kept tripping on the ground. When the howl disappeared, the thin man was already burned alive.

At this time, relatively speaking, the bearded man with the lightest injury, who had only become bald, was trembling all over. Zi Menger asked, "Bald, lead the way, to black wind ridge."

Bearded man didn't understand who Zi Menger was calling bald-headed at first. When Zi Menger walked towards him, he came to his senses. Bearded man didn't resist at all and said directly, "I'll lead the way, I'll lead the way..."

The three of them went on their way, and the remaining five bandits were left to fend for themselves.

On the way, Zi Menger also learned from bearded mouth that there were not 500 black wind thieves, only 200 people, and their thief king was a mid-level general. Bearded so cooperative, in addition to being afraid of being burned alive like a thin man, he also wanted to bring them back, together with the strength of 300 people, to take down the black and white two people.

When the darkness was about to fall, the three of them finally reached the black wind ridge and reached the black wind thief's lair. Zi Menger said to bearded man, "Go and gather your accomplices and say we are here."

Bearded man didn't understand.

Zi Menger shouted again, "Get out of here!"

The bearded man ran up and shouted as he ran. Suddenly, the bandits all chased out from the inside. Chu Nan and Zi Menger walked up slowly. Zi Menger said happily, "I don't know if the first vote we made was a good harvest."

In a short while, there was a large group of people standing in front of the den. It was obvious that the entire black wind thief had gone out, and the middle-aged man in the front, who was wearing a black cloak, was the thief king.

When the two of them were thirty meters away from the bandits, the thief king shouted, "Who are you? What are you here for?"

"Robbery!"

"Robbery!"

These two words reverberated in the Black wind ridge. The bandits were stunned and then laughed wildly. This was probably the funniest word they had ever heard. There were two people, one black and one white, one man and one woman, who ran into a bandit's den and shouted for robbery. It was really an interesting story.

The thief king stopped laughing and asked, "Are you sure you didn't go to the wrong place? Do you know what those two words mean?"

"If you hand over all your treasures, I will spare your lives. If not, I will roast you all." Zi Menger and Chu Nan kept walking at that speed, only ten meters away from the bandits.

The robbers burst into laughter again, and someone shouted, "We have more than three hundred people, and there are only two of you. Who do you think you are? We'll cut both of you into meat sauce with one cut each."

"Two hundred rabbits, can you beat two tigers?" Zi Menger said with a smile, closer to us, the thief king felt that something was wrong. After all, no one was a fool. Without that strength, how could he dare to go up to the black wind ridge? Wasn't that bearded man born bald?

"But the cultivation of that woman in black is just a great martial artist. Where did she get the confidence to be so crazy? Was it the man in white? But I can't see his cultivation. Is he higher than mine?