SASUKE: Rebuilding The Uchiha Clan

"You guys are back already? Where is Naruko? " asked Hiruzen with a worried tone of voice.

"She woke up when we arrived and started complaining that she was hungry and wanted ramen, so I had no choice but to take her to Ichiraku's. We left her there with one of my clones to take care of her" answered Sasuke helplessly.

"I see that you brought Itachi and Kisame here, and they seem to be here voluntarily. Care to explain? "

"Itachi is returning to the village so I want you to clear his name, and as for Kisame, he's also joining. He hasn't agreed yet, but I'm sure he will, so you have to arrange everything that has to be done".

The tone in Sasuke's voice left no room for negotiations, and just as Hiruzen opened his mouth to reject, Sasuke said "say no and every single woman in the village will know what you do with that crystal ball whenever you are alone".

And to further threaten he even took out a picture from his pocket and showed it to only Hiruzen.

In the picture was him wearing his Hokage clothes with a perverted smile watching his crystal ball that was showing the women's side of the public bathhouse.

Hiruzen started sweating looking at the roguish smile on Sasuke's face and he took the picture from his hands and burned it. Seeing it turn into ashes he sighed in relief.

But he was scared out of his wits when he saw Sasuke taking out a bunch of different pictures that showed similar scenes from different angles.

"Don't worry old man, I have a lot of other pictures that the people in the village would love to see".

'This damn hoodlum! when did he take all those without me noticing?!'

The poor Hiruzen fell back on his chair and sighed, "you win, I'll do it, just don't you dare to show those pictures to anyone!". 'This was supposed to be Tsunade's work but she ran away... I'm too old for this shit!'.

Kurenai who heard a bit of their conversation had a curious expression on her face 'just what did those pictures contain to make the third Hokage so afraid?'

And Jiraiya together with Asuma were snickering at Hiruzen's plight, even Guy had a knowing smile on his face.

Kisame whispered to Itachi "I like your brother's way of doing things", and Itachi had a crooked smile 'just what kind of gangster did he grow up into'.

"Now that everything is solved, we need to prepare a meeting with the ones who can be absolutely trusted. The people present here at this moment and a few other Jōnin who are not present" said Sasuke after settling the little problems.

Hiruzen seemed interested into what kind of matter needed such a meeting. "What is the meeting for"

"Some important information that can possibly decide the fate of the world, nothing serious", hearing Sasuke speaking with such a careless tone made everyone sweated.

They couldn't hold back and retorted "you call that nothing serious!!!!?"

Sasuke just laughed and said "the people that need to be in the meeting are Kakashi, Anko, Shizune, Orochimaru, Tenzo, the people present and the various clan heads.

No council old farts allowed, specially civilians, they don't have rights to participate in shinobi matters.

This meeting will take place one day after I bring Tsunade back. As the current Hokage she can't be absent. I'll go look for her tomorrow and should bring her back in less than a week.

So you have time to prepare a place for the meeting. Take into account that it needs to be tightly sealed, space seals as a priority.

We don't want the enemy to spy on us. Jiraiya you help with that, no buts, I don't care about your investigations right now."

He didn't allow anyone to interrupt when he talked and the poor Jiraiya had to shut his mouth even before he could open it.

"Itachi, Kisame, let's go", and he left just like that, leaving the rest behind with different thoughts.

Hiruzen was stroking his beard, he whispered "am I the Hokage or is it him? Maybe he would make for a good sixth or seventh Hokage. That way of giving orders not letting anyone interrupt or refute him was worthy of a great leader."

Jiraiya who heard his whisper thought 'more like a mafia boss with that hoodlum like way of doing things'.

'He looked quite cool when talking like that, on the other hand ~ugh~', Kurenai looked at Sasuke's back with a bit of admiration, then she looked at Asuma to compare and saw him poking his nose as he smoked and her face dropped.

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Standing at the entrance of his house, Sasuke and Kisame were walking inside relaxedly as they discussed about sword techniques while Itachi stood at the entrance with a complex expression on his face.

"Come on Itachi, what are you standing there for? Thinking about happy memories?" said Sasuke, causing Itachi's face to twitch.

"You're taking p.l.e.a.s.u.r.e in my suffering right?". Hearing Itachi say that, Sasuke answered with a happy smile " Yup!", making his brother to almost puke blood.

Kisame was snickering at the side, he was having fun seeing the always cool Itachi showing so many expressions. Anger, pain, sadness, surprise, helpless, annoyed, dumfounded. He didn't know that his face could change so much...

When they entered the living room they all paused. "Did we enter the wrong house?" Asked Kisame.

A group of girls shouted at Sasuke "welcome back!". Itachi and Kisame looked at Sasuke with strange faces as he walked toward the girls and said " I'm back!".

There was Ino, Sakura, Karin, Haku and Anko inside, sitting comfortably and looking as if they were in their own house.

Itachi's cool self had already been completely lost so he couldn't hold back his curiosity and asked "Sasuke, who are they?".

Sasuke responded with a face as if saying (isn't it obvious?) "They are my girlfriends", and Kisame held his stomach while laughing as he watched the dumfounded expression on Itachi's face.

Haku was blushing bashfully and holding her cheeks 'he said I was his girlfriend', what she didn't know is that Sasuke was just too lazy to introduce her separately. He did have intentions toward her, but their relationship was still only that of friends.

"Let me introduce you. From left to right the first is Ino, then Sakura, Karin, Haku, and Anko", then pointing at Itachi and Kisame he said to the girls, " this is my brother Itachi, and his companion Kisame" emphasizing the word "companion".

Itachi and Kisame didn't notice this but how could the fujoshi ears of Karin not notice?, so while the rest of the girls were having different thoughts, Karin's eyes were sparkling and started barraging them with questions.

Questions like, how did they meet, for how long they've known each other, how much do they know of the other, and as they answered her they finally noticed something was wrong when she asked "who's on top of the other? Or do you take turns?".

They looked at her with black lines on their faces as she held her little notebook to take notes, looking at them with expectant eyes waiting for their answer.

~ahahahahahhahahahaha!~ Sasuke had tears on his eyes as he rolled on the floor holding his stomach. The rest of the girls were also giggling in the back at Karin's antics.

Only Karin was confused as she was being serious with her questions.

After a while, Sasuke calmed down and remembered something, "oh yeah, why are you all here?" He asked the girls.

Anko was the one to answer "I came to have some 'fun' with you and was waiting for you to arrive, then they all came looking for you and as I was staying here they refused to leave".

The rest of the girls, understanding what this 'fun' meant were red in the face. All but Karin who chimed in and said "I thought I could join in the 'fun' too".

"~sigh~ let's go Kisame, I'll show you to your room", the poor Itachi couldn't stand it anymore and dragged Kisame away.

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The next day in the morning, Sasuke was leaving after having breakfast together with everyone. Unfortunately he couldn't do night activities with any of the girls as they ignored him and were having a happy time with their girl's talk.

"OK, I'm leaving, I need to bring back your other sister". The girls didn't react that much since they didn't know who this " sister" was, but Itachi was surprised once again 'Tsunade too? Just how does he do it?'.

Anko went a gave him a deep kiss, then followed Karin, Ino and Sakura. Haku was fidgeting in the back thinking on what to do when Sasuke held her waist and gave her a kiss.

When he released her, he saw how she was stiff without reaction and realized what he just did 'shit I forgot that we don't have that kind of relationship yet, I did it without thinking as all the others kissed me... well, what's done is done!'.

He shrugged and left waving his hand as if everything was perfectly normal. Karin was making fun of Haku who was blushing like crazy and the rest just had understanding smiles.

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