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a week later.

Xie Tian and Concubine Zhang came to Yangzhou, Zhejiang Province. It is said that there is heaven above and Suzhou and Hangzhou below. This Su refers to Yangzhou, and Su Na was the name in the early years.

The ancients also said: wrapping a hundred thousand pipes around the waist, riding a crane down to Yangzhou.

Therefore, this place is a beautiful place with beautiful scenery, beautiful water and beautiful people.

The magic capital is not too far from Yangzhou. Before, their family wanted to come, but then they couldn't stand the harassment of fans, so they didn't come and went back to Spring City.

Xie Tian got his wish this time. Of course, he did not come to travel, but was invited by Wang Wu to participate in the recording of the reality show "Star Challenge".

The recording method of this reality show is different from that of Xie Tian's previous reality show. It is not that the artist records one season at a time, but it is like the variety show of "Korea" in the previous life, editing and broadcasting while recording.

In the past life, the place of "Koryo" was small. To put it in a bad way, no matter where the artist was recording the program, it was just a taxi.

But how big is Huaxia? It's very troublesome to record like this. Every time an artist is recorded, the schedule must be calculated, and each trip must be calculated to free up the time for recording the program.

Therefore, this show can become one of the hottest shows today. In addition to the underdeveloped entertainment in this world, they have the advantage of being the first to eat crabs. Then, God rewards diligence, diligence can make up for one's selflessness, and the hard work of the artist is rewarded.

Because of the special shooting method, no one came to pick up Xie Tianxia's plane, and then I was busy with eating and drinking, and they all rushed over on the day of shooting.

Wang Wu came. After all, he invited Xie Tian, ​​but he didn't come to pick him up. It was inconvenient. He was waiting for a good room in the hotel.

In fact, Wang Wu didn't want to invite Xie Tian before. It wasn't because he drank that day and his words didn't count, but he was sincere that day.

But after that, the fight happened. Although it was not negatively affected, it was obviously inappropriate to make do with it just over half a month ago.

But this teacher Xie didn't stop for a moment, and made a rock and roll thing, and kept appearing in front of the public.

In their line of work, the world has the greatest exposure, and if there is exposure, it is red.

And according to what Xie Tian said that day, they have recorded two episodes, and they have already played one episode, and the response is really good.

Drunk did not forget the well digger, and also wanted to take advantage of Teacher Xie's popularity, so he called him and invited him to participate in the performance.

Of course, it doesn't mean that they want Teacher Xie to come to Teacher Xie. There are many programs that want to invite Teacher Xie. Wang Wu knows that he can come to save his face.

So as soon as I saw Xie Tian, ​​I didn't even greet him, and just went out to eat.

Although they haven't been together for a long time, Wang Wu has also figured out some of the temperament of this guy. He didn't eat any special dishes and those special dishes, which would be blind for this guy to eat.

Find a very luxurious place, order a few hard dishes at a good price, and you can give him the right pleasure.

Sure enough, looking at this magnificent and extravagant restaurant, this guy kept muttering: "The fifth brother is too polite, so expensive."

There were no outsiders, so Wang Wu, his assistant and Concubine Xie Tian Zhang asked for a small private room.

After ordering the dishes, Wang Wu asked, "Does Teacher Xie drink?"

Xie Tian's eyes went blank when he heard the words, are you drinking? can you drink it!

After thinking for a while, he said, "Forget it, I won't drink with you. Last time I drank with you, you took me to the Ciqing Building. Now I'm in Yangzhou. If you want to drink with you, you must not show me the Yangzhou skinny horse! "

When Wang Wuyi heard this, he immediately took a sip. This guy is young, and he knows a lot about messes.

The atmosphere is a little deserted when eating and not drinking. If ordinary people don't drink, they can be quite lively, but thank God they can't talk to him when they drink, let alone not drinking.

But you can't eat without talking! That was too embarrassing, and Wang Wu could only find something to say.

"What has Teacher Xie been up to lately?"

Xie Tian was nibbling on a big bone, and his mouth was full of oil. Hearing Wang Wu's question, he put the bone down and put his tongue around his mouth.

"Play with the old man every day."

Seeing Xie Tian's actions, Wang Wu's face darkened: "Can't you just wipe it with a tissue? When I heard the answer, I had another toothache.

It's the old man again, why is the old man so fun?

What did you do before thank God, Wang Wu doesn't want to ask anymore, let's ask later.

"Teacher Xie wants to go to play for a while, I am familiar with Yangzhou." Wang Wu often comes to record shows, and he is half a local in Yangzhou.

Xie Tian thought for a while: "Where are there many old men?"

Wang Wu: "..."

This answer suddenly made his head buzz.

Playing with the old man at home, and looking for the old man when you go out, are you old man music?

Wang Wu was speechless, not knowing what to say.

He was speechless, Xie Tianyou said, "Brother Fifth, how is your filming, and how long will it take to finish."

Seeing that Xie Tian finally said what a serious person said, Wang Wu breathed a sigh of relief; "It's coming, it will be completed in less than half a month."

It's easy to deal with the topic, Wang Wu continued: "This Li Dong is worthy of being a talented director. As for this play, Zihan and I are not the most important thing. The most important thing is the director, and the director's script."

"No wonder people dare to hit China's box office records."

"He~" Xie Tian chuckled: "He's almost mean."

Wang Wu was a little puzzled and did not understand why Xie Tian said that.

Xie Tian then briefly told the story of Liang Zhu in his previous life.

Then Wang Wu was dumbfounded and stared at Xie Tian, ​​Fenghuang and Liang Zhu in Teacher Xie's mouth. The characters and the story were very familiar, but the ending was different, and the film's force was also a world away.

If it was filmed according to Teacher Xie's story, it would not only be a movie that hit China's box office records, but it would also be a movie that could win an award.

Wang Wu looked at Xie Tian angrily: "Why didn't you say it last time?"

Xie Tian said lightly: "What can I say, retake it? Is it possible? Saying it will only make you more troublesome."

Yes, the filming is almost over, it is impossible to remake it, and then I glared at Xie Tian, ​​then what do you say to me, I will not worry about it, you are still human when you talk like that!

After thinking about it for a while, I said 1000 to 10000, just a little, this person is too late.

Wang Wu said to himself a little melancholy: "I want to drink too."

Xie Tian comforted him and said, "Relax your heart, fifth brother, aren't opportunities just to be wasted?"

Wang Wu: I really have to drink!

Wang Wu didn't dare to talk about the serious business, for fear that Xie Tian would say something about his own anger, so he would not gossip about it.

Chatting and chatting "bang bang bang" someone knocked on the door.

It was the manager of the hotel who heard that Wang Wu was eating at their hotel and came over to make a toast.

The manager raised his glass and was about to toast when he saw that there was no bottle of wine on the table. He was a little dumbfounded. Why is this wine toast?

Seeing the embarrassment of the manager, Wang Wu spoke out to resolve the embarrassment: "Today, I invited Teacher Xie to dinner. We are old friends, so we don't drink alcohol more casually."

After listening to Wang Wu's words, the manager realized that the person was Teacher Xie, and the guests who opened the restaurant had the most contact, so the manager's mind was also lively: "It's good not to drink, but drinking will hurt the body."

"Our restaurant is so far away that I don't dare to say it. The dishes we cook here in Yangzhou are among the best. We can cook whatever the two teachers want to eat." There was a hint of pride on the manager's face as he spoke, and he was obviously proud of himself. The working hotel takes pride in.

Thank God I hate others for bragging* if I don't hate anything else in my life!

Glancing at the manager: "Well, I just want to order a dish, I wonder if you can make it."

Yo! To challenge us, the manager chuckled and said unconcernedly, "Mr. Xie, please do whatever, we can do it."

can do it? Xie Tian also smiled: "Listen well, the dish I ordered is Palm Broken Xiao Qinglong."

Broken the little blue dragon?

As soon as he heard the name of this dish, the manager became stupid, what a dish this is!

Wang Wu was also stunned. It can be said that the filming of the whole country can be said to be eaten all over China, but I have never heard of this dish, let alone eating it.

Concubine Zhang and Wang Wu's assistant, Xiao Mo, were stunned. What kind of dish is this? You dare to call Xiao Qinglong, and your palm is broken!

The manager thought for a while, Xiao Qinglong...is it seafood, what fish is called Xiao Qinglong!

After thinking for a while, he smiled bitterly: "Mr. Xie has a lot of knowledge, we can't cook this dish."

"Can't do it?" Xie Tian asked.

"Won't do it."

After a pause, he asked again, "Teacher Xie, what kind of dish is this broken little blue dragon, please tell me about my long experience."

The others also looked at Xie Tian curiously.

Xie Tian looked at a few people with contempt: "This Palm Broken also has an alias..."

Aliases?

"Alias... shoot the cucumber!"

Several people are about to vomit blood, so it's not an alias, just shoot a cucumber. As for what it said, it's so bright!

Thinking about this dish again, Xiaoqinglong with broken palm is not wrong.

They all looked at Xie Tian in confusion. Do literate people act like this?

The manager was about to cry, slapping cucumbers... I can't do it, how can this restaurant still be open!

Wang Wu shook his head helplessly: "Mr. Xie, you are too elegant."

Xie Tian said to the manager again: "Ya Cai can't be cooked, so I'll do it again."

manager"......"

We will shoot cucumbers~www.wuxiahere.com~ palm broken little green dragon... Uncle!

I don't believe it anymore, Ya's can't do it, we still don't know how to cook this common dish: "Teacher Xie, please order."

"Listen, I'm going to chop up my ex-boyfriend with a knife."

As soon as I heard the name of this dish, everyone in this room was stupid again, slashing my ex-boyfriend with a knife... What a **** dish.

You want to eat people! It is not just a random person, it must be a specific subjective object.

The cook who makes this dish has to work part-time as a killer.

Your dish is harder than one!

The manager's head was about to explode, and he couldn't figure out what kind of dish this knife slashed his ex-boyfriend.

Accepted: "Mr. Xie, we can't cook this dish either, and I have to trouble you to explain the confusion."

Xie Tian said solemnly: "This dish also has an alias."

"Alias... shoot the cucumber."

As soon as they heard the alias, their hearts suddenly jumped, and they went crazy when they heard it.

Shooting cucumbers again? Said it was not an alias!

Then I was a little stunned, why did I call my ex-boyfriend when I slapped a cucumber with a knife?

After carefully summing up, I sprayed it all, such a knife slashed my ex-boyfriend!

The faces of the two girls were blushing. It was quite vulgar. Your car caught us off guard.

We won't be able to look directly at cucumbers anymore.

......

When they had to pay for the meal, the manager waived the order, saying that Teacher Xie taught them two dishes, which were worth the price of the meal.

After Xie Tian and the others left, the manager added these two dishes to the menu.

The same thing but different prices, the knife splits the ex-boyfriend 18, and the palm breaks Xiaoqinglong 48.

Sure enough, packaging can add value to anything.

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