SCP Life Diary of a D-class Personnel

It has been seven days since I was arrested by the foundation. During these seven days, I was bored in the room alone, playing computer games, and occasionally ran out to scold Dr. Cao Li Lailai (there is no reason ) and drop by for a few bottles of vodka, life is pretty easy, the only downside is that it's so **** boring.

Before, I was very opposed to the foundation asking me to do experiments, but now I suddenly feel that doing experiments is still exciting, at least it can make me not so boring! ...Well, Paris has also continued to find me for several psychological analysis these days, and we occasionally play board strategy games and other pastimes together, and the result...the result Surprisingly, I didn't win a game! It shouldn't be! My tactics should be fine, right? What is rampage and brutal gameplay? We Maozi call that momentum, and the reason I lose is because my chess can't say "Ula"! Well, that's definitely the case, it has nothing to do with the Sa family!

By the way, I'm in a bad mood right now, because just now when I was watching a football match on TV, I found out a shocking news that all the Six Gentlemen of God TM were killed in battle! The German team lost 0:2 to South Korea's Bangzi, and I immediately felt my blood rushing up. Who can tell me how the **** kicked it out! ? This is the German team! TM Germany! Just pack up and go home? I watched fake football!

I was so angry at the time, sitting on the sofa while watching SpongeBob SquarePants and memorizing Dalin's bear head, it has been almost twenty minutes now.

I looked at the clock beside me, it was only noon, another boring day, alas...

Just when I was writing poems about Dalin and thinking about how to pass the time next, I heard a knock on the door. Could it be that Paris came again? How should I put it, she is the only woman who doesn't feel repulsive except for the old grandmother before. After all, every time she comes, she always brings me a gift, which makes me feel embarrassed (not at all).

I patted the half-conscious Shi Dalin's head and then went to open the door of the room. I was shocked, it wasn't Paris! Also, Dr. Cao Li Lailai, do you only have this set of clothes? Why do I wear this suit every time I see you!

"Good afternoon, Dr. Cao Li Lailai."

I waved my hand and said hello. I used the four words Cao Li Lailai in Chinese, because Dr. Cao Li Lailai can’t understand Chinese, so I couldn’t hear it at all. I kept scolding him, and now I’m even used to it.

"Good afternoon, SCP2333."

Dr. Cao Li Lailai had a good complexion, he looked very happy, he was stunned, his smile was like that of a perverted lo*ic*n.

Don't get me wrong! I'm not targeting anyone, I mean perverted lolicons not all lolicons are perverts! After all... Well, I suddenly realized that I should reveal something if I go on.

So to return to the original question, every time Dr. Cao Li Lailai shows this kind of facial expression, nothing good will happen. When I was a D-level personnel, it was mainly reflected in various experiments.

"You, what the **** are you doing?!"

As a Maozi, my physical danger sensor is jingling, this Dr. Cao Li Lailai is very dangerous now! I should avoid contact with him!

"It's all right! D-2333, don't worry at all! But we have an experiment here that needs your assistance! This experiment may be a bit scary, but it will definitely not harm your life!"

Dr. Cao Li Lailai smiled dangerously as he walked towards me.

"I'll wipe it, stay away from me, if you come here again, I'll hit someone!"

As soon as I said this, Dr. Cao Li Lailai was stunned for a moment as if he had just come back, and then stopped, which made me breathe a sigh of relief. Can't resist! If this person can shout "Ula", I will suspect that he is also a moron.

"I'm sorry, 2333." Dr. Cao Li Lailai seems to have returned to his normal appearance, and that appearance just now really scared me. "It's just that the superior finally approved my experiment, and I'm a little excited."

"Okay, you just asked me to help with the experiment. What kind of experiment is it? I'm going to be bored to death if I'm locked up by you."

Hearing what I said, Dr. Cao Li Lailai showed a smile like a 200-jin fat man, at least not as scary as before, the boy is so handsome!

At this time, Dr. Cao Li Lailai took another deep breath and calmed down. My mother, is this person schizophrenic? Doesn't this face change back and forth without cramps?

"We know that you are bored and you like excitement, so this experiment will satisfy you, but in order to make this experiment exciting enough, I will not tell you the content of the experiment." Dr. Cao Li Lailai said.

"Huh? Why do I have an ominous premonition?"

Dr. Cao Li Lailai smiled, God knows what he was thinking, "We guarantee that this experiment will not threaten your life, and we will terminate the experiment when necessary."

It's so mysterious, no matter how you think about it, it's the kind of mission that will lead to a series of main plots that will kill you, so I began to consider whether to reject him.

"Gaia, I know you want to see SCP181, that is, D-87465, your friend, if you cooperate with the experiment, I can apply to let the two of you meet, and I will also give you five barrels of local Russian vodka."

...This... This is really the same old routine as always, and you want to tempt me with vodka again! Hmph... What the **** won't fall into the trap... I, I just want to see how Henry is doing, and it has absolutely nothing to do with vodka! Ulla! Our Maozi friendship is very strong!

"Then, can I have iced vodka?"

"Can."

"Ulla!" Immediately I yelled and rushed out of my room, little Henry don't have to be scared! I'm coming! (Obviously just for vodka...)

"Wait!" At this time, Dr. Cao Li Lailai grabbed me from behind, and then I remembered that I didn't know what experiment I was going to do, and the guards outside were already standing there in a row.

"Don't run around...follow us."

Immediately afterwards, Dr. Cao Li Lailai gestured to the guards and I was taken away. I found that there was an acquaintance among the guards! It's Mondor!

It's a pity that Amon ignored me at all, and he didn't respond when I greeted him, bah, didn't I just beat me up when I ran away, as for that! ? You didn't go to the hospital again! How stingy!

The guards of these scp are very strict with their mouths. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com I couldn’t ask the experimental project from them, so I followed them all the time. Gradually, I approached another SCP’s containment Facilities, they never let me come to this kind of place, it's really too much, I never thought of such a genius plan of releasing other SCPs who are more comfortable with each other and then escape together!

We stopped in front of an SCP containment facility, I don't know why they stopped, we stood there for a few minutes, and then the leader's security intercom came out.

What's in it? Make it like TM Horror Stories.

The captain is still talking to the people on the other end of the walkie-talkie. Their voices are too low for me to hear clearly, so I can only look at the sign with the SCP number on the wall on the other side—"SCP-096"

At this time, the security captain seemed to be BB, and I guess the guy on the other side of the walkie-talkie was Dr. Li Lailai Cao, after all, he was in charge of this experiment.

The door in front of us opened silently, and the team leader handed me the dagger tied to his thigh, which made me a little confused, what does this mean? Stab someone? stab who?

"Go in quickly." The captain of the guard didn't explain much to me, he pointed to the dark SCP containment facility and let me go in.

As soon as I walked into this dark room with my feet, the door behind me was closed. My intuition told me that there would be something waiting for me in front of me.

My mother, is this a horror game? Humph, but that doesn't scare me, the only thing I'm afraid of is not enough vodka! …

At this time, my eyes caught a white figure squatting in the corner in the darkness.