SCP Life Diary of a D-class Personnel

It was a wonderful morning. A captain of the SCP mobile task force who was massacred by his teammates finally woke up from a coma caused by a strong electric shock. At this time, his team members had already formed a team to carry out the containment of an SCP. Mission gone.

Dr. Li Lailai Cao and his psychiatrist Paris were sitting by his bedside. After clarifying the truth of the matter, Gaiya was so angry that he wanted to settle accounts with SCP-255.

The situation of the matter is understandable. I, SCP-255, escaped from the shelter in the guise of Gaia, and caused Gaia on the other side of the base to lie down. Now this guy has run away, but the people of the Foundation have been pressing I can’t let go... It seems that Gaia kicked 655 when he caught him back and made 255 record his face. It seems that as long as there is any kind of physical contact with 255, 255 is fine Become the appearance of the other party.

"Don't f*ck stop me, I'm going to stab the electric shock rod into that perverted ASS! Fuck let me go, I'm going to heaven!!"

"Gaia, don't get excited!" Paris and a group of people desperately pressed Gaia's joints so that the nearby manipulators had a chance to hold him down.

Gaia was pressed on the bed by a group of people, and he was seriously injured by the electric shock, but it is obvious that he has self-healing ability far beyond ordinary people, but the people of the Foundation still insist on giving him an examination.

"Don't worry, your team has already dispatched, they will catch 655 back." Dr. Cao Li Lailai comforted.

"TMD..." Gaia struggled to move his arm a few times, but he was locked on the bed by various high-tech equipment and couldn't move at all. "Can they catch it back? What's the use of them? If I get caught, won't I have no chance to take revenge? Let me go, I'm fine!"

This group of people in the Foundation is really noisy, they say it’s all right and force you to do all kinds of inspections to waste time, it’s like having a bottle opener but others won’t let you use it, and you have to use your hands to hold it. Pulling the cap off is a waste of time.

"You can go! But wait until we finish your physical examination and check your watch again! Don't act without authorization, otherwise..."

"Otherwise what?! MD, don't you blame me for being charged like this? How many times have I said this watch is unreliable? You just don't listen! fuke!"

"Be obedient, or we'll call you again."

At this time, Gaia's eyes met Dr. Cao Li Lailai's, and the confirmed eyes at this time—

"...Boss, you NB, you have the final say, if you make me lie down, I will never stand up."

Gaia's face-changing speed is as fast as usual, and this kind of person can be said to have brought his ability (smelly) flexion (cannot) stretch (face) to the extreme.

But it's not difficult to understand, you know Gaia was about to be electrocuted at the time, and it was thanks to his body recovery speed that is different from ordinary people that he could recover so quickly, but even so, it has been a day.

"Don't worry, you will have a chance to take revenge, but before that, I suggest you stay here, 655 is now appearing in your image, if you go again at this time, it is likely to cause unnecessary misunderstandings among your team members .”

"But... but..." Gaiya wanted to say something, but he didn't know where to start. He felt that he didn't deserve to be a fool if he didn't take revenge. If he deserves to be a boy, he is not worthy of drinking vodka. If he is not worthy of drinking vodka, he will lose hope in life. If he loses hope in life, he will die on the spot and ascend to heaven.

Hey, you dogs are bullying me!

"Okay, don't worry, I'll ask someone to bring you a few boxes of vodka, and you just wait for your team members to come back." Dr. Cao Li Lailai shook his head helplessly, coaxing Gaia to coax him Like a bear? ......

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"Deputy Director, you shouldn't come here anymore, it's bad for your reputation and health."

"Hey! Connor, let go! I want to eat chicken, I want to eat chicken, let go!!"

This incident happened in an Internet cafe in the town of Alprink. The well-known deputy director of this town, Gordon, escaped from work and went to the Internet cafe closest to the police station to play games all night, and now he is desperately trying to get Director Gordon out of the office. It was his deputy, Connor, who was pulling.

"What are you doing! I was about to eat a chicken, but you forcibly dragged me out!" Gordon waved his hand away and complained as he pulled Connor's hand.

"Deputy Director, those FBI agents came again last time, saying that the criminal escaped to the town again last time."

"That old man came over again?" Gordon raised half of his eyebrows. "My mother, is this frequency too fast? Is the prison corrupt?"

"Uh, deputy director, what do you mean?"

"You know, bribery."

Having said that, Connor was even more confused. How could a group of criminals bribe prison guards? They have nothing.

"You're still too naive..." Gordon looked at Connor and shook his head resignedly before sticking out a finger. "Have you heard of... the PY deal?"

This sentence Gordon is not joking. The occurrence rate of this situation is no less than that of Russians shooting hostages to deter criminals. It may be that prisoners py prisoners try to escape together, or it may be that prisoners py prison guards try to escape. You must know that there are always only men in prisons. A group of old men, some guys who have been sentenced to hundreds of years in prison don’t want to see any women in this life, and then gradually become strange after a long time, they may be willing to sacrifice their men ♂ People ♂♂♂九 and used it to escape...Gordon has encountered it before, it was many years ago, he almost couldn't control his hand and shot the fugitive he just caught, because The guy was twisting his **** trying to charm Gordon to escape...

"Uh, Deputy Commissioner, you mean..."

"Yes, I suspect that the escapee this time is a gay, or else he has a superb and unusually skilled escape method... let's not talk about this, what do we need to do? Help as last time Are you looking for someone?"

Connor shook his head and then replied: "The people from the FBI said that we just need to be responsible for guarding the town and not letting anyone out. They brought a lot of people this time."

Alprink Town is just a small town with a small area and a combined population of just over a thousand. It is easy for them not to let anyone out of the city, but Gordon is curious about another thing "they Do you need any other help?"

Hearing this, Connor shook his head, "They said that this criminal has accomplices this time and is extremely dangerous. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com is beyond our scope of action. In order to avoid unnecessary casualties, they must act on their own. Now we Colleagues from the police department are already at work.

After hearing this, Gordon took out a cigarette from his pocket and took a puff, frowning as if he was thinking about something.

Seeing Gordon like this, Connor became interested. He likes to observe the way the deputy director thinks, because if he is serious, he can solve any case, and Connor can learn a lot.

"Deputy Director, did you think of anything?" Connor couldn't help asking.

"Connor, I'm hungry, do you think we should eat spaghetti or burgers?"

"..."

It's already afternoon. Gordon slept in this Internet cafe all night yesterday. He hasn't eaten yet, and his stomach is growling with hunger.

Connor shook his head helplessly. They are not in a hurry now, so let's take care of the widowed old man and take Gordon to dinner.

"Deputy Director, you shouldn't eat hamburgers, it's not good for your health."

"Hey, why are you like my mother? If you don't eat hamburgers, you don't eat hamburgers. Let's go and eat noodles."

After Gordon finished speaking, he went straight out and left Connor behind. Connor shook his head with a headache. The deputy chief didn't look like an old man except his appearance.

At this moment, just as Connor was about to follow up, someone behind him pressed his shoulders. He turned around and found that it was a strange man.

"I'm sorry, I admitted the wrong person." After the man left this sentence, he ignored Connor and left alone, but Connor didn't care, because the deputy director's call had already come.

"Connor, hurry up!"

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"coming."