SCP Life Diary of a D-class Personnel

All things are required and all things are allowed. This can be said to be the creed of Gaia's life. A little translation of this sentence means "whatever you want, what you like". Anyway, just be happy! Isn't life just slipping away quietly with eyes open and closed? So as a human being, you still have to relax your mind, don’t be a irascible old man, maybe one day you will die on the spot without taking a breath. All in all, Gaiya thinks that he is still quite happy.

And then...then he traveled through time and was captured by the Foundation.

If it goes to heaven, give him another chance! Gaia wanted to say something, and he not only wanted to say it, but he also said it aloud!

"The QNMD thief is killing me!"

Gaiya thinks he is a good person. Although he was a little poor and was fed dog food before he crossed over, he still kept the fine tradition of a flower of his motherland. I haven't done anything bad! For example, he can help little loli rescue the trapped cat, and he can do volunteer work when he has nothing to do! Especially Gaiya would be very satisfied every time he helped those elementary school students with Internet addiction put back those winter and summer homework books that were torn to pieces by dogs or broken for other reasons. He would be able to save the lives of a few more irascible old brothers, and he was very proud when he thought of this, but he didn't expect that he would end up in the end where he hit the computer in the rain and was directly condemned by God...

Is the reason for all this really because he didn't help the old lady cross the road? ... But Gaia was poor enough to eat instant noodles every day, and he only had this little money. If even this was stolen, how would he survive? He can't do such a thing as gnawing bark.

Sigh...it's too late to say anything now, I've already traveled through time, so it's impossible to be struck by lightning and go back through time, right?

Gaia took a sip of the vodka, feeling mixed emotions in his heart, and the bitter wine really hurt his throat!

"What's the matter? Something on your mind?"

Bright took a sip of vodka just like Gaia, but he is still a bit of a B-number for his drinking capacity. The person in front of him is drinking wine like water. Even if he can drink, he can't compare with Gaia, so he still restrains himself of.

"It's okay, let's drink!"

Gaia rubbed his eyes and then clinked glasses with Bright, accompanied by: "Comrade, vodka!", another bottle of vodka was missing in this world.

"Well, I have a question all of a sudden." At this moment, Bright looked at Gaia's face, this guy has drunk so much and has nothing to do! Sure enough, should it be called an SCP? If it was a human being, he would have been drunk by now!

"What's the problem?"

Gaia scratched his head and looked at Bright with some doubts. Generally, Dr. Cao Lilailai would ask questions like this. Other doctors looked at Gaia like they were looking at monsters, so naturally they would not take the initiative to come to him. He spoke, but even Dr. Cao Lilailai didn't drink with Gaia, because this guy said he didn't drink, bah, who is he lying to? The bottles of vodka and Gaia in the office are all in the eyes! If you eat alone, don't call me a brother! Someone should look down on this kind of person the most! With a violent personality, he couldn't sit still and ran to Cao Lilailai's room. His eyes were as open as bull's eyes, and he looked like he was coming to rob. Even Dr. Cao Lilailai was stunned for a while!

Then...then Gaia knelt down. He hugged Dr. Cao Lilailai's thigh like he lost his wife and struggled all afternoon. I hope that Dr. Cao Lilailai will share a few bottles with conscience. Give it to him... and then there will be no more, Dr. Cao Lilailai is also one of the important personnel of the foundation, how could he give in like that? It's just that what Gaia did for vodka once again refreshed his knowledge of shamelessness...

Cough, I accidentally made a mistake, so let’s get back to the original topic, seeing Gaia’s slightly puzzled expression, Bright asked: “I heard that you encountered SCP-682 and SCP-076 respectively in your recent missions. , and your time stop becomes time slowing down, do you have any idea about this situation?"

"No." Gaia shook his head and replied neatly, but then he remembered something again, "By the way, they seem to have heard some ridicule, and seeing me is like seeing the enemy who killed their whole family , God knows what's going on..."

"Ah, holy shit, that's really embarrassing for you."

"Yeah, they look at me like the Tibetan Mastiff I once slapped melon seeds on. It's not easy for me either!"

"Oh, by the way, there is one more thing I want to ask you. The question is under what circumstances will the time-stop not be triggered. We have said that non-physical attacks are bad. Then let me ask another question. Will the time-stop be triggered when jumping from a building? ?”

"No, I'll just smash it into a biscuit."

"Huh!? I think sandwich biscuits are quite delicious. Have you tried them?"

Gaia couldn't help but twitched her eyebrows, and then replied, "Are you referring to the sandwich biscuits?"

"Cough, when I didn't ask." Bright coughed awkwardly and then went on to ask the next question, "What about self-harm? Will self-harm trigger time-stop?"

"If I could, I wouldn't have cut my finger while cooking. Then I would have cut off my finger by mistake! And why do you have so many problems? Are you here to drink or to work?"

Gaia complained dissatisfiedly, but the good news is that Bright has only this problem. He came to Gaia for nothing, and he is very interested in him recently, besides, he works as one of the four doctors of Apocalypse of the Foundation. (Death) Never need a reason! Anyway, if he dies, he can be resurrected, so if he dies, he will die! He still wished that the curse of the amulet on his neck would be invalidated and he could rest in peace completely. However, as long as this thing still locked his soul, he would never want to die, and he was already used to dying with him! Death is probably like sleeping to him now.

But Gaia doesn't know this, he still hasn't remembered who Bright is.

"Okay, okay, let's drink! There's still a bunch, don't worry. Comrade, vodka!"

"Drink!--dun-dun!"

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Immediately afterwards, Gaia and Dr. Bright entered into the infinite blowing session. The more and more alcohol they drank, the two people played NB louder and louder, and they didn't even feel the passage of time.

"I dare to eat shit, how dare you!?" Gaia roared, not to mention how loud it was, even Yegor and the others who were far away in the training ground could hear it. Even Gaia was a little drunk at this time, then Not to mention Bright, even if he was restrained, but once the NB blows and gets too happy, he doesn't know anything! Now I am too drunk to find North.

"Dare!" Bright yelled and then asked back, "I can rub 682's stomach with just a piece of paper, can you!?"

"I can!" Gaia shouted without hesitation, anyway, she won't be struck by lightning if she plays NB! Furthermore, Uncle 682 was imprisoned by the foundation to take a bath in the hydrochloric acid bath! It's impossible for him to jump out suddenly and beat Gaia and the others, right?

"I do not believe!"

"It's none of my business if you don't believe me!? Let me tell you the truth, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com Not only did I dare to rub Uncle 682's abdomen, I even dared to slap his ears!"

Gaia yelled like this, and put his hands on his hips, which broke his NB.

Suddenly, the base's alarm rang again, and the familiar voice on the radio made Gaia's expression freeze again.

"Warning, SCP-682 has breached containment, dispatch all available mobile task forces, all non-combatants except D-class personnel, please go to Gate C to take refuge immediately!"

Don’t mention Gaia now, even Bright realized that his NB was blowing too much, he sobered up in an instant, he and Gaia exchanged glances and then directly opened the door of Gaia’s room and walked out, but he suddenly Found it a bit dark in here...

Immediately afterwards, under Gaia's gaze, Bright was trampled into a human biscuit by a giant lizard without even making a scream.

"Paji—"

The scene was once very bloody.

"Fuck!"

Gaia couldn't help cursing inwardly, then ran over and covered Shi Dalin's mouth so that he couldn't speak. If it was attractive, Mr. 682's attention would be lost, and he has no place to run here!

"Stop laughing, shut up!"

682's crazy roar came from outside, and it was accompanied by the sound of guns firing. Why did this guy go crazy after taking a good bath? And what is he doing here? There's no way for him to get to the ground here!

Gaia couldn't figure it out, now he's in trouble....