SCP Life Diary of a D-class Personnel

Gaia hadn't been idle since he became the captain of Sword-9, and he didn't complain much about it.

But it’s just that Gaiya himself is cheap. When he has no missions, he has been bored in BB. Now that he has missions, he starts to complain about being tired! Why are you sleeping? Go out and do the task! Enough for you to sleep after death!

Alas... okay, okay, the foundation is the boss, and Gaia has to listen to them, otherwise, when the time comes, people who can call him by pressing a button don't even know their mother.

No, Gaia and the others just caught a suspected SCP guy.

This is an elementary school student wearing glasses and wearing blue clothes. His ability seems to be to kill people wherever he goes, or to be clear, the crime rate in the place where he is will increase by at least 100%.

"This is too dangerous, this kind of SCP must be properly contained!"

Gaiya thought so from the bottom of his heart, the elementary school students have been committing crimes for so many years, did the elementary school students finally appear as the **** of death? How horrible it is to be able to kill people without relying on a computer!

Well, the task was successfully completed, and Gaia and the others should go back, but that being said, Gaia didn't want to go back when he reached the town near the foundation. He said that he wanted to go outside and talk to Cao After Dr. Lilailei had a detailed talk, Yegor and Shiriya were left with Gaia, and the rest were responsible for continuing to **** the Death Elementary School students.

Clam? How do you **** them? If you get knocked out, put it in a sack, throw it in the car and take it away, what a big deal?

"Ah! Connor, don't pull me! I want to play a game! I want to get pentakill!"

"Deputy Director! Don't play! Play again and something will happen! A murder just happened, and the Director wants us to report it immediately!"

"No, don't! You ruthless guy, don't pull me!"

Gaia passed by the Internet cafe and saw this scene. It was obvious that the young man in police uniform wanted to pull the old man into the car. He couldn't help but sigh for the simplicity of the people here.

Yegor and Xilia followed behind Gaia, and now Gaiya is used to going out a lot. The main reason is that Gaia and Xilia have become familiar with each other recently, and the relationship is not so embarrassing. Ya's dialogue also gradually changed from one word to ten words! As the captain, Gaia expressed his great satisfaction.

"Egor."

At this time, Gaia suddenly turned to look at Yegor.

"...Huh? What's the matter?"

"I want to eat hot pot." Gaia turned her head and looked at the hot pot restaurant across the street and said straightforwardly.

As soon as this remark came out, Yegor was stunned for a moment, and then he looked at Shiriya in blank dismay. What should the captain do if he wants to eat hot pot but has no money? Borrow money from the captain! But all of them are poor as younger brothers, and they never bring money outside the body when they go out on missions. It doesn't matter if they get used to being poor, but Gaiya is different! His brain is as rigid as a brick, even if Yegor and the others have no money, Gaia will figure out a way by himself.

Why can't TM see you use your brain when you are on a mission?

Ciriya sighed helplessly, and Gaia has subverted her perception of SCPs. Originally, the SCPs in her impression were only safe and dangerous. Gaia was the first.

"I brought some money this time." Xilia sighed helplessly, Gaia, the only SCP captain currently designated by the foundation, wanted to eat and they couldn't refuse, right? Besides, judging from recent performance, Gaia is not as annoying as Xilia originally thought.

At least Gaia is quite Buddhist.

Seeing this, Yegor sighed, and reluctantly handed over his wallet. His salary was sent back to his hometown to honor his parents. He rarely kept money himself. It was of no use to him either.

After all, Gaiya is also the captain of SOD, and he also knows that his subordinates are basically poor people, who have spent a lot of money on various insurances, and they will not keep a few coins in their hands, so he asked: "You take the money?" Give it to me, do you have any more?"

"have."

"Captain, it's useless for us to ask for money, you can spend it, we won't have cubs if we keep the money."

After listening to Shiriya and Yegor, Gaiya thought for a while and then threw the money back, "Forget it, keep it, maybe you will have a baby."

"Captain, money doesn't give birth to cubs!"

"MD, do you think I'm mentally retarded? You don't even know this!? Go to hell, you bastard!"

Gaia didn't understand why this Yegor was so upright? He dared to hate what the boss said, and it could even be said that the arrangements were clear! Is it because I am not dignified enough, or do you look down on my little punch the size of a sandbag? One punch is guaranteed to make you disappear with the lead!

Of course, Gaiya just thought about it, he is a good person of Buddhism, how bad it is to fight and kill! It is not good for physical and mental growth and will teach children badly!

Well, back to the original question, the team members are all poor B, and Gaiya also wants to be a good person. You can skip food but you have to be a good person, so Gaia throws the money back to Yegor and the others. Just went for a walk.

The foundation is underground, the air is not fresh, and SCPs often escape containment, making the whole base smell of blood! So even if Gaia is not doing anything now, just basking in the sun and breathing the fresh air is already very enjoyable.

Life begins with a walk, don't become a dead fat house.

At this time, Gaia passed a park, which looked a bit familiar, and Gaia felt as if he had been here before... Oh, by the way, he slept here when he escaped from the Foundation and came to the town One night, and the next day I also met a kind old lady! The old lady gave Gaia a lot of money when she saw that he had nothing to eat! .....

But after that, Gaia bought a bag of corn and was caught by Xilia drugging the wine before he had time to take a bite.

Thinking of this, Gaia couldn't help but turned his head and looked at Xi Liya with an indescribable look.

Cilia: "???"

Well, it seems that this guy doesn't remember, his quality is really poor.

Gaia shook his head helplessly. It is still very quiet here. Is it because the park is relatively remote? Gaia actually did not see a single commoner.

But it doesn't matter anymore, Gaia randomly found a long chair and sat down.

For a long time, the eyes seem to be dark.

"...Huh? Oh, ok, I'll come right now."

At this time, Yegor received a notice from Dr. Cao Lilailai, and it seemed that there was something he needed to help with. After a brief explanation to Xilia, he left quickly.

Shiriya sighed, watching Gaia, who was already asleep, decide to go to the vending machine on the opposite street to buy a bottle of water to drink. She has also worked all day, and it is impossible not to be tired.

Not much to say, Xi Liya walked over and threw a few coins into it, then raised his hand without looking at it and ordered a bottle of soda. It doesn't matter what Xi Liya drinks, as long as it's not vodka, everyone in the team Those old men drink this stuff every day, and now Xi Liya feels like vomiting just by smelling the smell.

Does vodka taste that good? I really don't understand what those **** are thinking...

Xi Liya took a sip of Coke and turned around helplessly, but at this moment, seeing the strange scene, she directly sprayed the Coke out of her mouth.

"puff!"

what is that? It's Superman! ? No! That's a dead pervert who only wears shorts!

I saw Gaia sitting on the chair without any change in posture, but the difference was that there was an extra man beside him this time! A fat white man! This person looks ordinary, and there is an aura of a dead fat house all over his body, but this is not enough to shock Xi Liya. What really shocked her is that the dead fat house has nothing but a pair of pants Not wearing it! And at this time, he was putting his mouth next to Gaia's ear and making strange panting sounds~www.wuxiahere.com~ah~ah♂! "

Well, the picture was so beautiful that Xi Liya didn't dare to look at it, even she was about to be vomited by the beauty.

"...Huh?" At this time, the harassed Gaia also responded, his eyes slightly opened and his pupils slowly turned to the position of the fat man next to him.

Suddenly, Gaia's squinted eyes widened bigger than a bull's.

"Fuck!"

Gaia made a frightened sound and quickly retreated in the opposite direction.

"Hey, hello."

Fatty said so, and then under the watchful eyes of Gaia and Shiriya, he put his hand into his only clothing, and groped inside his shorts.

After fumbling for about five or six seconds, that fat man took out a banana from his underpants! Yes, a banana!

And the next thing he ate the banana without hesitation.

"Fuck, are you perverted!?"

"vomit-"

Gaia said that he was frightened. Could this be the man who symbolizes freedom? ? Originally, he planned to take a nap, but when he woke up, he found a dead fat man panting next to him! If he had said, "Are you awake?" Gaia would have slapped him.

However, at this time, Xi Liya had already vomited, and she was able to vomit Xi Liya, who had been licking and poisoning on the battlefield, this evildoer still has the ability!

The corner of Gaia's mouth twitched and then he clenched his fists, making Xilia vomit, what kind of pervert is this! ? In order to protect his eyes, Gaia took advantage of the fat man's carelessness and quickly slid over, then raised his fist and greeted the guy's face.

"Mabu punches!"

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