SCP Life Diary of a D-class Personnel

"Gaia? Let me fight him 50-50. It's not like I can't beat him."

Baboon Lu was sitting on a chair in a decent suit of human clothes. Sitting across from him was Dr. Li Lailai Cao, who was wearing a doctor’s robe, a white shirt and a long blue tie. At this moment, he was recording Lu’s The words of the baboons.

There are two security guards with guns behind Cao Li Lailai. They haven't seen anything since they have worked in the foundation for a long time? Isn't it just a talking baboon? There are so many containment sites in the Foundation, and there are even salted fish people with a fish head and a vulgar language. What is this baboon? He's not Dr. Kewan.

"Cough, okay, then I heard Gaia report that you have the ability to see through. Is there any limitation?" Dr. Cao Li Lailai raised his head and asked.

"If it's too far away, it's definitely not good. If you can't see clearly, it seems like nothing."

"Then can you tell me what's behind this wall behind me?"

Cao Li Lailai pointed his finger at the wall behind him while Lu Baboon scratched his hair, squinted his eyes and replied, "Nothing?"

"Well, that's good, so you can only see living things through perspective?" Rhine lowered his head and wrote in his notebook, "Through perspective, non-living things cannot be seen". Baboon Lu just scratched the back of his head, and he still I really can't see non-living objects. For example, there is a person sitting on a stool eating fried rice behind the wall, and the baboon can only see the person eating fried rice but not the fried rice.

"Oh! Wait! I saw it! There is someone behind!" Suddenly, Lu Baboon called out, Cao Li Lailai raised his head and raised his eyebrows in surprise, even the tip of his pen trembled.

"people?"

The next moment, with the sound of "Pa!", the door on the wall behind Cao Li Lailai was kicked open, and a yellow-haired man walked in with a bottle of vodka in his hand.

"What kind of experiment are you calling me here for? I'm very busy! It's over quickly, and I have to go back to eat."

The yellow-haired man with that surname threw the empty wine bottle aside and walked up to Dr. Li Lailai Cao. He looked at Baboon Lu with a complicated expression.

"Wow! Boss!" Lu Baboon stood up immediately. He was more grateful to Gaia. If it wasn't for him, he would still be trapped in the woods now! After all, he, Baboon, is not a shellfish. If he doesn't pay attention, he will be turned into fertilizer in his stomach to moisten the land.

"Calm down." However, that person just waved his hand lazily to signal Baboon Lu to sit down. We are all fellow villagers, so don't be so polite.

Lu Baboon obediently sat back on the chair with a cute face, just like the Bright who released Uncle 682 from the containment area and ate a bunch of D-class personnel.

"You came very quickly." Dr. Cao Li Lailai was very calm. Recently Gaia gathered very fast. It is worth mentioning that "Mr. Goo" just moved away from his neighbor some time ago. After that, this person will be much more efficient in handling things. Sure enough, pigeons are magical creatures...

Immediately afterwards, Cao Li Lailai stood up from the chair: "Come with me."

Dr. Cao Li Lailai took a step, followed by the security personnel, and soon Gaia and Lu Baboon also followed.

At present, Gaia and Lu Baboon have nothing to talk about. Gaiya estimates that Lu Baboon is from the same world as himself, but it is only an estimate. Besides, Lu Baboon does not know his identity. What if Lu Baboon is not a fellow but from What about another world similar to Earth? All in all, one person and one monkey have no common topics at all.

"What would you like for dinner?"

Gaia had been thinking about this question all the way, but when he just made up his mind to eat corn mixed with vodka, he suddenly realized that he was going to bring a little **** with him now, so he reluctantly dismissed this idea.

Although I really don't want to admit it, this Lily is indeed like Gaia's own. All the characteristics and habits, including Zhenxiang, are very similar to Gaia. She can drink vodka before she is ten years old, and she will not get drunk! Should Gaia be happy to have such a NB daughter, or should she hide under the covers and shiver? Who would want a mentally handicapped daughter who can beat herself with one fist!

In the end, Gaia still didn't come to a conclusion. Sure enough, there is still something to eat, but don't take out vodka or something to drink. Lily may be greedy when she sees it. If she comes up to grab Gaia, she really can't grab her.. ....It's definitely not that Gaia is reluctant to part with her century-old wines, it's just that drinking alcohol is not good for children's health! That's right, Gaia was just worried that Lily would drink up her body, he is really a competent and good father!

Gaia and Baboon Lu were brought to the shooting range by Dr. Cao Li Lailai. Gaia rarely came here, and a few times they were forcibly pulled over by Yegor and the others. Although the shooting training was done by the team members at random. It is for practice, but it is worth mentioning that every time Gaia comes here, she can see Xilia sitting in the corner wiping the gun, or standing over there shooting a target. Gaia wonders if this person lives in the shooting range.

"come over."

Dr. Cao Li Lailai opened the door and walked in. Baboon Lu and Gaia followed without saying a word, but the two security guards stayed at the door. The next experiment has nothing to do with them. Watching the door is enough.

Gaia walked into the shooting range, but found that the three of them were not the only ones present. A woman with long blond hair was holding her sniper rifle helplessly to prevent being snatched by the little loli. She doesn't know anything about raising children.

Gaia was taken aback after seeing the other person's face clearly: "Siria, why are you here?"

He just thought about it earlier, why did Xi Liya really bring Lily to shoot the target? This is to bring down the next generation!

"......I don't know either."

However, the most speechless thing was Xilia's answer. For the first time, Gaia felt that this chick Xilia was stupid. She is not like this usually. I made up more than a hundred plans in my brain, and it is also related to my mood. This is directly related to whether Gaiya will die a little bit or die on the spot. Who knows that she is the top agent of the Foundation, and she is perverted like an SCP. Superman can't handle a child under the age of ten.

Well, everyone has their own weaknesses, which Gaia can understand.

"dad!"

Seeing Gaiya, Lily grinned happily and jumped forward, tightly locking Gaia's waist with her small hands, almost spitting out a mouthful of old blood on the spot with such an effort.

Baboon Lu was startled when he saw Lily, and he glanced at Gaia in surprise, did the boss already have a child? ? How old is he this year? He looks so young, like a 25 or 6-year-old boy.

"Dad, Dad! Mom is amazing~www.wuxiahere.com~ She shoots the gun so accurately! She just took aim and hit the center of the circle with a "pound" shot! Lily wants to learn too!" Lily continued .

Hearing this, Lu Baboon was shocked again, did the little girl call the eldest sister her mother just now? It turns out that the boss and the eldest sister are husband and wife! Why didn't he see it before! ?

"Don't make trouble, children can't learn this stuff, I'll give you the cigarette, squat over there and smoke... eh? What are you doing, Siria?" Gaia just took out the cigarette when suddenly asked Riya snatched it up.

Xi Liya looked unhappy: "How can you let a child smoke?"

"Huh?" However, Gaiya didn't take Xilia's words at ease: "What's the point of smoking, I still burned my head back then! Isn't this still alive and well?"

"That's not a problem at all with me!"

While Xi Liya was arguing with Gaia, Dr. Cao Li Lailai had already started experimenting. On the table in front of him were all the parts needed to assemble a gun. At this time, Baboon Lu was closing his eyes The gun was assembled back to prototype.

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