SCP Life Diary of a D-class Personnel

Project Name: Lily

Item #: SCP-5892

Object Class: Eucild

Special Containment Procedures: Because the object's special ability will cause all nearby electrification measures to fail and cause containment failure, it is difficult to contain. The object claims SCP-2333 Gaia and Agent. Siria·[DATA REDACTED] as its own for unknown reasons The biological parents, the subject shows that they know all the information about SCP-2333, whether it is hobbies, dislikes or even behavior habits, and their behavior style is very similar to SCP-2333.

The subject is gentle and non-aggressive, but due to unknown reasons, the subject is extremely dangerous to SCP-2333, and it can be knocked down with just an ordinary punch, but this ability is ineffective against other people. The object cannot be contained, and it must be ensured that at least one of SCP-2333 or Agent Ciriya is around her to avoid unknown dangerous consequences.

Although the object is safe, considering its special ability and origin, the level is marked as Euclid.

Description: The subject looks like a cute eight-year-old Caucasian girl, with a height of 1.24 meters and a weight of 20KG, no different from ordinary human children.

"Well, this little girl does look a lot like Ciriya, and she also looks a bit like Gaia, when are we going to do a paternity test for them?...By the way, why haven't the D-class personnel yet Assigned? I don't want to be the **** monkey!" - Dr. Bright.

Note: (No personnel are allowed to use SCP-5892 for any experimentation without permission, yes, this is you, Brighr.)

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The inexplicably extra daughter, Gaiya, was also caught off guard. He is only twenty-five or almost twenty-six years old this year. He has never had a girlfriend. Suddenly, a light bulb turned into a sperm and turned into a little lolita. He called him dad. He is a little I can't be happy either! Especially since this child is not only difficult to coax, but if he is not coaxed, there will be accidents, and this child even grabs vodka from him!

In the end, neither of them got it, and they were all thrown away by Xi Liya, a prodigal bitch! Gaia knows that she is very upset about pretending to be a husband and wife with her, but if you are unhappy, why don't you care about my vodka? If you're upset, I can stand and let you do ten sets of military punches, but you can't throw me vodka!

Of course, he basically forgot about these things the next day. It was the first time he slept in the same bed with a woman (except relatives) since he was a child. This is really... so **** exciting...

Q: "What would you do if you woke up in the morning and found a girl in your arms?"

Answer: "Hold and sleep for a while."

In fact, Gaia really did this... You said that Xilia is very comfortable to hold and smells strange, isn't it much better than a pillow? Dalin Gaia, who held a poem, was afraid that he would urinate all over himself.

Cough, just eat tofu for a while, I'm sure Xi Liya won't mind! right! Just pretend you don't know anything when the time comes! ... Cough, but Gaia is just hugging. He doesn't have any dangerous and bold ideas. He will be punished by God for doing that kind of thing. Gaia doesn't think that this thunder can smash him through again.

Let’s skip the interlude for now, but it’s worth mentioning that when Xilia woke up, she blushed like a monkey’s ass. Gaiya didn’t expect Xilia to be shy, and he thought Xilia would ignore the three Seventy-one is carrying a 70-meter-long sword to chop herself. Isn't this the normal reaction of a female man?

After breakfast, Gaia was wearing a white shirt and sat on the sofa drinking tea. Lily was wrestling with Shi Dalin at the side. Due to the power of a certain old man, Shi Dalin had to abandon his dignity, lie down and let Lili ravage him. It is a strong desire to survive.

That's why Gaia doesn't want to find a girlfriend or get married. I can't even drink vodka. I'm afraid I'm going to become a waste.

At this time, Xi Liya came over. Normally, she was training in the training room at this time, but due to the current situation, she could only take care of Lily. Of course, surveillance accounted for the majority.

"What are you doing?" Gaia turned her head and looked at Xi Liya puzzled.

"Dr. Cao... Dr. Rhine's report has been handed in, and the O5 Council will respond today according to the usual speed. What do you think will happen?" Xilia sat next to Gaia and said quietly.

"Ah? What's the matter? It's only been a day, don't tell me you're worried about Lily, my god, you look scary like this, don't you take the wrong medicine? It's not like you."

"You just took the wrong medicine, I...wouldn't worry about Lily..."

Oh my god, is this really Shiriya? How come you look like a little girl.

"Girl, I found that you have changed a lot recently." Imitating a certain king who has passed away, Gaia slightly bent down and pinched his chin to look at Xi Liya with squinted eyes. It was strange that there was no change, "You Don't you drink too much?"

"Do you think I'm you?" Xi Liya gave Gaia a fierce look, but after thinking about it carefully, she seems to be acting abnormally these days, seems to be a little too active? Cilia herself didn't know what was going on.

It may be because she suddenly likes to be a mother, which made her forget her role for a while... She has been taking care of Lily for the past two days, which made her forget her identity a little bit.

"Roar!"

Ignoring Shi Dalin's voice asking for help, Gaiya stretched his waist: "Actually, it's good for you to be gentle like this. It's better than fighting and killing all day long. Be careful that you will go to **** if you do too many immoral things."

Xi Liya gave Gaia an angry look: "If I go to hell, you will be next door to me. Have you killed fewer people than me? Just rushed in with two knives and [DATA EXPUNGED] hacked, hacked Haven't you counted how many people died?"

"Shh...if Lily hears it, it will teach bad children, and didn't I just kill a few people? Why should I go to hell? I'm a good person."

"Even if you kill people and set fire to them?"

Gaia said bluntly: "Not only did I kill and set fire, I also smoked, drank, burnt my head and danced on the grave, but even so, I am still a good person." Gaia narrowed his eyes and continued: "Who says a good person can't kill? Which hero is on the sword?" No blood? If someone cuts you up while standing, it’s not called a good person, it’s called a demented iron-headed child. What is the definition of a good person? What is the definition of a bad person? In fact, more people think you are a good person than a bad person People, you are a good person, and I don’t know many people, and not many people know me, but as far as I know, I am a good person in the eyes of most people now, and those who think I am a bad person are basically dead. "

"..."

Immediately, Gaia patted her belly proudly: "How is it? Is there a B in that brother's words?"

"...It would be much better if you didn't say the words that ruin the atmosphere now."

Xi Liya helplessly covered her forehead. If it wasn't for this guy who stopped sometimes, she really wanted to kick it up, and it was super hard, she would have wanted to do it a long time ago.

At this time, Shiriya's cell phone rang suddenly, and she raised her eyebrows in surprise and took out the cell phone to have a look.

"Who is it?" Gaia asked~www.wuxiahere.com~Dr. Rhine. Xi Liya said while answering the phone: "Hello, this is Xi Liya... Well, I see, I will be here soon." "

Gaiya scratched his head, and it seemed that he was back to work. He is not wearing a communication headset now. Maybe this is the reason why Dr. Cao Li Lailai chose to call Xi Liya.

It's so troublesome, I don't want to worry about it!

"What's the matter?" Gaia rubbed his face and then stood up. As an autistic agent, Gaia knew that no matter how **** up life is, it all has to go on, and you can only endure... ...Someone said that life is a **** **** who pushes you to the ground, enjoy it if you can't resist...but what Gaia wants to say about this is: In case life is a **** 300 What about the greasy and dead fat house?

"..." Xi Liya lowered her head in silence, and after a while she looked at Gaia with an awkward yet polite smile: "The higher-ups want us to take Lily for a paternity test... ...."

"......Wonderful."