SCP Life Diary of a D-class Personnel

Happiness is like a gust of wind, he is hard to control, and Gaia, who has only been trained for one day and now is the second day, cannot control this gust of happiness.

"Boom!"

Does it sound good? What sounds good is a good head.

Accompanied by a crisp sound, the wall finally couldn't withstand the excessive damage after multiple impacts and a big hole was opened.

After a long time, Gaia, who was wearing the "Happy Armor", struggled to crawl out of it.

Harry kept a notebook to record everything, and he didn't intend to express any thoughts about the damaged wall.

Maybe this suit of armor is really too difficult to manipulate? ...But even so, there is nothing to do now, Gaia will go face to face with Abel the day after tomorrow, and there is no time to change it.

Gaia managed to get up from the ground. He took off his helmet and rubbed his head. The impact made him dizzy. If it wasn't for his head iron, he would have died dozens of times.

The difficulty of this happiness is beyond Gaia's imagination.

This set of equipment has extremely high requirements for body coordination and reaction speed. Even Gaia had to make close contact with the wall for more than a hundred times before the wall collapsed.

This happiness is really not an ordinary hardcore.

Gaiya twisted his neck and complained: "Is this thing worn to hit people on the head? The speed is too fast."

"You know a P!" Harry suddenly felt upset: "It's just that you are not familiar with the operation, my invention will never have any problems! Except for frequent explosions, my invention will never have any problems!"

"You're not convincing at all!" Gaia growled.

It’s okay if Harry didn’t say it, but Gaia was really scared when he said it. Just imagine, at a certain time and a certain second on a certain day of a certain year and a certain month, Gaia in a happy suit and Mr. 682 While greeting each other and chatting with their relatives for the purpose of promoting positive energy in the society, Gaia suddenly exploded on the spot and spiraled into the sky and died on the spot. How bloody.

"What are you afraid of? Explosion is an art, and art is explosion! Besides, this suit of armor has been carefully developed by several of our special doctors! I guarantee the reputation of Dr. Harry, this thing will never explode!"

As Harry said, he patted himself on the chest in a vow, but Gaia couldn't let go of his heart at all—eight out of ten people in the foundation were mentally retarded, so why should Gaia trust the product jointly developed by a group of young geniuses? Take your life!

Gaia: "...Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

Harry: "..."

The air froze for a while, and Gaia coughed to ease the atmosphere: "Okay, I'm just kidding... I made myself sick."

"Anyway, you need to practice more." Harry cleared his throat.

Gaia's meeting with Abel the day after tomorrow is not only to stop Abel's endless killing, but also to test the new equipment. If he can't use this equipment proficiently, it will be a shame to run over.

Looking at the wall where the hole was knocked out, Gaia stretched his muscles and bones. In fact, he has already learned how to use this set of equipment. Although he is not very proficient, at least he will not hit the wall so easily.

"Do you know how difficult it is to control the joy that weighs more than a hundred catties?" Gaia stood in front of Harry with a long knife. It weighed two hundred catties, not to mention the suit of armor on Gaia's body. It was all superficially light armor that was actually heavy to death.

"Haven't you almost learned everything? It's just a matter of consolidating it." Harry said relaxedly, anyway, it's not him who is training now.

Gaia curled her lips, not to mention the vodka was thrown away by Cilia, and now she is still locked up here for forced happy training. These days are really unlucky.

Today is still relatively good, at least much better than yesterday's bump from morning training to night, although now because of Gaia's super self-healing ability, I can no longer see it, but yesterday was really miserable, It was like being beaten on the ground by Mr. 682.

"Dad, Dad, we're here to bring you food!"

Accompanied by the sound of the door opening, an extremely happy Lily jumped in, accompanied by Shiriya.

The box in my hand is probably the rice cooked by Xi Liya... I have to say that the food cooked by Xi Liya is really horrible. This is the summary of Gaia's eating all day yesterday.

But TM doesn't know why, Lily ate it but didn't react at all, and Xilia felt that she was doing well after eating it, so Gaia secretly left some rice for Cao Lilai when she was confused Dr. Lai, it was only after Dr. Cao Li Lai Lai sprayed a table of freshly approved documents that Gaia confirmed that there was nothing wrong with his sense of taste. It was not him who was abnormal, but Xilia and Lily were the ones with abnormal taste. Two people!

Xi Liya's food is absolutely poisonous. Look at Dr. Li Lailai Cao, who vomited rice all over the table, and the hundreds of documents that he sprayed all day were all over it! He was so poisoned that he lost his hair on the spot, losing three hairs.

Although the final result is that Gaiya, the food delivery person, was kicked out of the office directly... Gaia used her foundation good person certificate to guarantee that she definitely did not send the food here on purpose to poison Cao Lilai Lai, how could he make such a vicious joke? How tiring it is for Dr. Cao Li Lailai to approve so many documents a day! …

Hee hee hee, it's really fun.

"Hey, well, I'm not hungry, you two can eat." Gaia made an excuse casually, it's impossible not to be hungry, and he has been training all day, but even so, he absolutely does not want to eat Xilia. rice! Eating that **** made by Cilia is worse than **** **** and getting it stuck in your throat.

Xi Liya is in a much better mood now. After thinking and doubting her life for a whole day, she finally calmed down. Anyway, as long as it doesn't affect her life, all she has to do now is take care of her. Lily then delivered meals to Gaia and other things, which was a lot easier.

Hearing that Gaiya stopped eating, Lily looked at Xilia and didn't know how to react for a while. Mom cooks very carefully.

Regarding the training, Gaia explained to Lily that this is a new job he found. After the training is over, he will go there to dismantle Gundams with his bare hands and save a lot of the world. Lily is small but not stupid. Gaia knew what his father was doing when he said that, but he couldn't do it without eating! And my mother has been doing it for a long time!

"Well, that's it..." Xilia shrugged indifferently: "Then don't eat."

Even though she was a little annoyed, Xilia still pretended not to care. She knew that Gaia didn’t like to eat her when she saw Gaiya’s expression of wanting to vomit but was afraid of making her angry, so she forcibly suppressed it. cooked meal.

But it's weird, it doesn't feel that bad, does it? Lily ate a lot.

Hearing what Xilia said, Gaia breathed a sigh of relief. This feeling was as happy as being sent to the guillotine and then found that his head was still on his neck after getting off the guillotine. He didn't want to eat a meal cooked by Xilia , I don't even want to eat a meal!

Harry on the side walked to the place where the happy suit controlled the computer and tapped the keyboard. After a while, the happy armor assembled on Gaia's body began to disintegrate automatically, and finally folded into a spherical object and fell in front of Gaia. Gaia immediately felt much lighter in the whole person.

"Gaia, go and rest, you have been training for a day~www.wuxiahere.com~ Harry moved his limbs and said.

Ah, what a double surprise, having just escaped Cilia's poison and now having completed a full day of training, Gaia is suddenly full of hope in life.

"Gaia, Dr. Rhine is looking for you about tomorrow..." As she said that, Xilia suddenly realized something, she quickly glanced at Lily and then changed her words to "Tomorrow's shopping mall discounts! Marcus's shop is free for the entire audience, so go talk to Dr. Rhine after you take a break, and he will tell you what you need to buy tomorrow."

At this time, Lily scratched her little head and then looked at Gaia cheerfully: "I want a teddy bear!"

"...Obviously there is a real bear in the family..." Gaia secretly called trouble in her heart, but she still nodded next year: "Is there anything else you want? Daddy give You buy it! As long as you are obedient and don't lose your temper!"

"Then...then I want to smoke Zhonghua! I also want to drink vodka, buy some back, Dad! I am absolutely obedient." Lily's eyes sparkled with little stars.

"......"

I don't know why, Gaia sees her own shadow in Lily, just like her youth running in the sunset...thief TM society.

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