Scumbags Follow the Good System

Cong Liang used a late summer and autumn effort to stack two tall branches with firewood that he burned and sold all winter, and he also saved a lot of copper beads.

Before winter came, with hay sluice and yellow mud, and Yun Chou, they spent several days to re-coat the whole house with a thick layer to keep warm in winter.

During this period, I drove Yun Chou down from the mountain several times. I succeeded in the early autumn when I shook the pillar of the bed that was buried deep in the ground. In the end, I sat on it with a "creaky" sound. Occasionally, I sat gently one day and the pillar was complete End of life.

Relying on the memory of cooking a Tukang in the countryside, Congliang slept on a bed with folding legs for more than ten days, made a mud brick and built it on four sides. Finally, when the weather was cold, he built a Tukang that is not very neat but especially easy to burn. , There is also a wall of fire under the kang, which completely bans the troublesome charcoal stove. Once the kang and the fire wall are burned, the hot air in the house can be said to be very suitable for winter dwellings.

The chickens at home have grown from fifteen to fifty now, and the eggs sold and according to Cong Liang, when the New Year is approaching, kill the grown roosters and sell the meat separately. for a while.

When others start to learn this trick and follow suit, all the roosters in the family except the roosters kept as breeders have already been sold and made a lot of money. Usually these chicks are fed and watered by Yun Chou, and the copper beads sold are handed over to him. Yun Chou, from his good eyes, watched Yun Chou pour the money bags onto the kang, count them in one by one, and then pour them on the kang, repeating several times, the whole is a small money fan.

Life is easy, and the lover is around. Occasionally, the two of them quarrel about something. Those passions that have been silently covered up by the years will be reconciled, accompanied by the two to relive the feeling of heart palpitations.

A quarrel is definitely a quarrel. Usually, Congliang jumps his feet and yells and yells in anger, but Yun Chou always purses his lips and makes his usual warm and jade-like face. When he was thinking from his conscience about whether he should care about a blind man, he faintly said something that could choke to death, which made Congliang go into a rage.

Usually this happens three or two times, and the final solution is to go to the big kang and scream with the same energy. The two people who do it are boring, so they turn the page. Even if the next quarrel is still this matter, no one will know the old thing. Pick up the small intestine again.

Basically, every time they quarrel and have a fight, they will make up at the end of the bed like an ordinary couple.

In fact, there is nothing else to do when the two quarrel. The family is not short of money and food and clothing. The two have a good relationship. In life, from food, clothing, housing, and transportation, to intimacy and warmth, they are harmonious in every aspect. There are no bad aunts or aunts. There are no strange neighbors, and it is like a paradise-like life.

The only thing that was barely counted as trivial, and there were eight out of ten quarrels that couldn't run away, was because Yun Chou was really clinging to people.

Of course, it’s not that they don’t do anything and only know how to stick to people. The income from raising chickens at home is about to catch up with the income from chopping firewood. The chickens raised by the ugly little blind man have never been lost. During the day, they scatter straight into the woods, and at night they all run back on time.

Occasionally, a hen that loses her eggs will suddenly lose a tuft of hair on her buttocks and shoulders. After that, she will not go up the mountain for several days in a trance, and her eggs will naturally be laid at home.

Congliang always knew what was going on, but the last time she was bitten on her neck and thighs, she had a deep memory. She actually always felt that the animal was a beast because she didn't know when it would be unable to suppress the animal's nature.

Several times, I vaguely mentioned to Yun Chou that he should not be too close to the wolves, but once Yun Chou boiled a large pot of rice porridge with smoke. Can't swallow.

She went up the mountain on an empty stomach, and went home to pick up the cloth wrapping her hands halfway. Seeing that Yun Chou had put the big pot of rice porridge boiled with skewers into the chicken trough, she pinched a spoon, "Dang Dang Dang", and knocked on it for a while. After a while, a pack of wolves ran down.

Those who can eat this kind of dark food are all true loves. From the good eye, he saw that a group of wolves made a group of pigs. Since then, he has never cared about the secret connection between Yun Chou and the wolf.

You don't need to watch this little chick, Yun Chou has a lot of free time every day, and when she is free, she entangles Congliang all day long. Congliang likes her, but she has to work, and the two of them are home to create a better tomorrow together. Is not it.

She does all her work with hard work, and she doesn't have a bunch of **** wolves that she can call.

When she is not working, even if Yun Chou is hanging on her, she can coax and cry with the big baby in her arms. Even Yun Chou wants to have a baby. They also cooperated, anyway, there is no way.

But when she was working, Yun Chou was sticking to her side, and she would inevitably dislike getting in the way. If you dislike the great energy, you will drive people out, and if you drive people away, you will be unhappy, all kinds of small revenge in life, salty vegetables can kill people, rice porridge is full of sand particles, tossing at night will not let her sleep, burning Drop the needle and thread, cut and fold all her belts...

And so on, Congliang sometimes gets angry, sometimes doesn't know whether to laugh or cry, but even if she quarrels, she is not not happy for a moment.

The days seem to be fast-forwarded, or fast-forward to the maximum thirty-two. In a blink of an eye, winter is over, spring is gone, and summer is here again.

Congliang has been a little happy recently. When she started spring, she hatched a group of chicks, and now none of them are as big as a palm. Such small things are the prey targets of many beasts, eagles, magpies, and even squirrels have stepped in.

Yun Chou's group of true love wolves is a movie that the Army can't control the Air Force. Before the chicks grow up enough, Yun Chou has to focus on watching, so that there is much less time to stick with her.

Congliang climbed out of the honey pot and breathed a good breath. This day, he rented the ox cart from the aunt's house as usual to sell firewood. In fact, the money Congliang has saved now is almost enough to buy cows. I just asked a few times. Back, I watched two, and it was not suitable for a while.

On this day, Yun Chou was going to watch the chicks at home, and Congliang drove the ox cart to sell firewood. The aunt smiled and mentioned to her that if she wanted to buy cattle, her family would make a move.

Even a car with a cow is not too expensive. Congliang originally disliked this old cow, but it has been used very smoothly for a year. This old scalper is honest, and her family does not need to plough the fields to do heavy work.

Cong Liang also wanted to think about it, so Shunzui said to go home and discuss with her husband. Anyway, this year, if there was anything that was difficult to answer at the time, she said that she would discuss it with her husband.

In addition, she was met by a group of people chopping wood several times, and she took her husband with her to the mountain to chop wood. Every time she went to the market, she never fell, and the reputation of "Fear Nei" spread like wildfire.

"Your husband doesn't know how many lifetimes he has cultivated fortune!" The aunt squinted and smiled, "It's been this year, why haven't you conceived a baby yet?" I said earlier that the stone man was not easy to give birth to. what.

"...Don't worry" Cong Liang subconsciously trembled. She still can't imagine what it looks like when a man gives birth to a baby. In fact, the sexual **** between men and women in this world is not the same as normal. Formal demonstration.

The yin and yang are reversed, the woman is on top and the man is on the bottom. At the first time, this position can relieve pain for men. How to relieve Congliang is not known. Anyway, after that time, Congliang has always been teaching Yun Chou according to the normal love between men and women. Yun Chou has a blank piece of paper, and naturally she will learn whatever she teaches.

Every year, this aunt reminds her that a man gives birth to a baby, and she gets chills every time.

"Why aren't you in a hurry? Ever since the old girl came, she wanted to hold a fat baby, but you are hardworking, and your family has saved a lot of money. Do you have the heart to say that you have a good family?"

Congliang immediately shook his head into a rattle.

"How can that tall and thick-natured man be gentle," the aunt still didn't give up, "You haven't seen a real man before, so how do you know..."

"No no no no..." Congliang interrupted quickly, "I just like the way my husband looks, he's sturdy!"

After being stunned for a moment, the aunt swept Cong Liang twice from the top of her head to the soles of her feet with a very weird face, "Do you like that?"

"Hmmm." Cong Liang nodded quickly, the aunt obviously wanted to introduce her to a partner, which was too extravagant, so she quickly expressed her position. After all, in this world, it is impossible to find a normal man like Yun Chou.

After arriving at the market, the aunt explained that she didn't have to wait for her when she went back at night, and she would stay at a relative's house for one night. Congliang sold out the Chai Zheng and wanted to go back, but the system in her mind that had not spoken for a long time spoke.

"It's been a beautiful life," the system said in a strange yin and yang, "What about the exchange of noodles and body?"

"Although your mission of kissing your heart has not been completed yet, but you have passed your childhood, so forget about me, right?"

"Didn't you go on a trip to the blue sea and blue sky with your dead host's good friend on vacation?" Cong Liang rolled his eyes while sitting on the ox cart, talking to the system in his head, "When you left, you didn't say that I was the whole The best host in the system not only gives you vacation but also pays for your travel expenses..."

"Last time I wore a single shirt in winter and was kicked out of the house by Yun Chou, and I didn't bother you to help," Cong Liang was indignant, "I relied on self-harm to make Yun Chou soft-hearted and let me in. I think I have done my best to you."

"...I miss you." As soon as Xiao Fang saw Congliang's small intestines, he quickly changed his strategy, "I want to eat the noodles you made, I'm not going anywhere, you can exchange my body for me, good good~"

"Got it!" Cong Liangyuan shook twice, the system acted coquettishly, and she couldn't accept it more than a boy, "I'm going to exchange your body money for you, so you can take it away, I'll say what to exchange this time. Forget it." Congliang plans to exchange something at a discount.

The system pouted and nodded reluctantly, "It can't be a rat!" This is the last bottom line. It is still fresh in memory, and it was painful to die after being photographed by Wei Zishi for a dozen times.

"Even the mouse cloud ugly can't see you... cowardly" Cong Liang opened the system to redeem the discount interface. After the price was stuck, a hen was installed on the top, and the big bright red characters marked a 30% discount. Before the system could be picky, Cong Liang hurriedly clicked to confirm.

From Liangguai, he went back to the market to buy flour and vegetables, and then wrapped a sugar cake for Yun Chou. Holding the whip in one hand and the big hen in the other, he drove the bullock cart back.

Arriving in the village, Congliang carried the shopping, hugged the big hen, and sent the ox cart back to the aunt. The rent of a copper bead was placed on the table at the aunt's house. The smooth voice stopped.

"Wait a minute~~" the tune of nine bends and eighteen bends.

Cong Liangting shuddered, the soles of his feet were crooked, and his knees knocked on the door frame, and then he squatted on the ground with his teeth bared.