A few people ate and drank, and they didn't forget to ask Min'er for a soft, glutinous and delicious lean meat porridge with a little icing sugar to make Min'er sweet.

Don't look at it as the mainstay of the dandy circle in Beijing, but seriously, his upbringing is not bad, there will be no messy scenes during the meal, and the postures of eating are very elegant and stylish.

A friend surnamed Zhang, whose surname is Zhang Mingcai, is the youngest son of the family of Mr. Zhang, the Minister of the Household.

The dandy circle also has a chain of contempt. Those who are purely arty have a certain ability to be elegant. They look down on Shi Yan and the others who drink and listen to music all day long and go shopping in brothels, but they are not good at it.

People who just drink and listen to music and go to brothels like beauty but don't know how to do it, and look down on those who hang around flowers and prostitutes all day long.

Those who linger all day long without a home look down on those who bully men, bully women and rob civilians in the streets.

All of the above are dudes because they have the strength to make them dupes. These dudes look down on one kind of person, that is, they don't have a background in their own family, and they act as idiots for other dudes outside.

Shi Yan and the others belong to the second category. They drink and listen to music and go shopping in brothels. They like beauty, but also pay attention to your wishes. They are restrained but not addicted. kind.

As far as the original body Shiyan is concerned, the body is weak, it is purely due to uncontrolled drinking, coupled with irregular work and rest, it is not a weak body at all.

Shi Yan thought, maybe it was because there were too many good-looking maids in the family since he was a child, and he was used to seeing all kinds of beauties, so he wasn't interested in the outside world.

Being so big, she has never even touched a girl's hand. Purely, she feels that you and other mortals are not worthy of taking advantage of me.

After drinking for three times and eating five flavors, Shi Yan opened the folding fan with a "pop" and fanned himself. Zhang Mingcai and a few people saw the four characters "Destiny Merry" on Shi Yan's fan, and they were amazed.

"Brother Chu, madness is still your madness, why didn't I think of this trick? Take this fan out, what a layout! Hey, who wrote this word? It looks really good! Tell me, When I look back, I'll let someone get this one for me too!"

Shi Yan snorted coldly, "Aren't you afraid that you will take out this thing and let your adults break your legs?" He didn't say that he wrote the word himself, anyway, no one would believe it.

Zhang Mingcai smiled: "How can it be? It must be hidden at home, how can it be discovered by the family? Look down on your brother, don't you?"

A few other people looked at the arty fan in their hands. They painted either landscape pictures or flower sketches. They were all the same. They didn't have the arrangement of Brother Chu at all. They were also very excited and wanted to have the same style.

Several people immediately promised Shi Yan a lot of good things, and they wanted Shi Yan to introduce this calligraphy master, but Shi Yan did not shirk: "Well, that person who doesn't follow opinions, I have been grinding for a long time to get one. Deputy, if you have any requirements, I will convey them to you after you have said them. If you can achieve them, I will write them down to you.

Zhang Mingcai thanked Shi Yan again, and then talked about another matter: "Brother Chu, will you be able to come and go freely in the future? Can our brothers wait for you at your door?"

Shi Yan rolled his eyes angrily: "How can it be? Today, my niece and I got out of the dog's hole. It is estimated that we will be beaten when we go back. Let's live in peace recently!"

Several people suddenly showed a clear and sympathetic look, and expressed their admiration for Shi Yan's boldness.

Zhang Mingcai rolled his eyes and asked curiously, "Then what are you doing in the mansion all day long? People like us, locked at home and doing nothing, are like dying. I don't believe you can be obedient. obedient."

Shi Yan said in his heart, I was about to dig three feet into the ground for my house, and I looked at the treasure left by the old man three times.

So he said: "It's very interesting to get a few new picture books, and it's not boring."

Zhang Ming was interested as soon as he heard it: "What? I'll let someone buy it and take a look."

Shi Yan waved his hand, took it out of his sleeve, and slapped the painting book "Fengyuelu of the Former Dynasty Princes" with a slap on the dining table: "That's it, I think it's very interesting, and I have no idea about it. A very grand plan!"

Zhang Ming was curious. He picked it up and glanced at it briefly, but he couldn't see any difference from the previous painting book: "This is not as exciting as the fire avoidance map drawn by Mr. Wuliu!"

After I finished speaking, I remembered that there was a child next to me, and quickly covered my mouth, pretending that nothing happened.

Shi Yan rolled his eyes, put away the folding fan, opened the script, turned to the place he had shown Rong Anbo, pointed to the lines of text and explained it to a few people in a low voice, making sure that Min'er couldn't hear anything: "See? It is said here that there is an island country near the southeast coast. The women on the island are very charming and very good at serving men. They are submissive and docile than the tigress in our family.

It is also said that the people on the island are very wealthy, and the reason why they are so wealthy is that there are considerable silver mines near the island. "

Shi Yan opened the folding fan with a "snap" and said with a smile, "I'm going to find a few fishermen and let them go over there to take a look. If they do find it, wouldn't it be a great achievement? If they don't find it, they will be brought back to the house. The experience at sea has been organized into a book, and it can be played for many years when you take it out!

Which **** in Beijing can be as big as me? Is that enough to line up? "

As soon as Zhang Ming thought about it, he felt that there was a row, what kind of arty, and the playful behavior of appreciating Wu Daozi's paintings and Wang Xizhi's characters all day long was nothing new.

If you can really organize people to go around the sea, you will definitely be able to have a scene in the capital circle.

Thinking of this, Zhang Mingcai clapped the table and said excitedly, "Brother Chu, how about adding me? I want to have noodles like that too!"

The rest of the people responded one after another, wanting to have a platoon with Shi Yan.

Shi Yan pondered for a while, reluctantly: "Well, I'll sort out a document later. Going to sea will definitely need a detailed charter. It can't be just a few slogans. Let's see you somewhere else."

Min'er watched curiously as her second uncle smiled and agreed with her friend about something she didn't understand. She couldn't imagine that these few people who were called scumbags in Beijing would be the initiators and leaders of the era of great voyages in the future.

Now she is just a poor little girl who is held in her arms by her second uncle and dares not go home, discussing how to face the censure of her elders when she returns home.

"Why don't we go back through the dog hole!" Min'er suggested.

Shi Yan said very experienced: "It's impossible, don't think about it, you and I have been missing for the whole morning at the same time, if the servants in the family can't find it, they will definitely be punished. We only have one choice now, which is to walk back from the main entrance. "

Then he whispered: "If we go back through the dog hole now, our only dog ​​hole will be exposed, and we will definitely not be able to get out from there in the future."

Min'er said, "If grandpa punishes you, Min'er will help you to intercede."

It's a pity that Rong Anbo was really angry this time. Not only was Rong Anbo angry, but the whole family in Bo's house had criticized Shi Yan, and Min'er's pleas for mercy were useless.

Shi Yan knelt in front of Rong Anbo, Rong Anbo spit out a fragrance: "Do you want to be mad at me? Do you know that you sneaked out with Min'er without saying hello, and the servants found that Min'er was missing. Now, how anxious are we? The house is so messy now, what if there is an accident?"

Shi Yan whispered: "If I say hello, you definitely can't let us go out! Besides, isn't there any accident?"

Mrs. Uncle said, "You don't care about your reputation, Yan, but do you think about Min'er? Your daughter is going through a dog hole with others, so what are some nice things to say?"

Shi Yan whispered, "Then why don't we just say it out?"

Sister-in-law Liu said, "What if someone leaks it in the future, making Min'er so embarrassing in front of the little sister?"

Shi Yan whispered: "It's not a good sister to laugh at Min'er because of this trivial matter. Among our playful friends, we don't say things that others don't want to hear. "

The elder brother Chu Zhaoyan said: "This wind can't last long. What if Min'er is damaged by you and thinks about running outside every day? There is nothing like a child!"

Shi Yan said loudly: "Brother, what you said is wrong, what is a girl supposed to look like? Do you stay at home and embroider every day? Then I look at your majesty's princesses, how can I obey the concubine's training? , If the concubine wants to enter the princess' house, does she need to ask for instructions in advance? Is this what a girl should look like??

I looked at the daughters of poor folks, who followed their fathers and brothers to the fields, and followed their mothers to sell subsidized living along the street. Is that what a girl should be like? "

The eldest brother Chu Zhaoyan was angry: "That can't be compared with our family's situation!"

Shi Yan said loudly: "Speaking of which, isn't it all determined by the ability of a father and brother to look like a girl? If someone dares to scoff at Min'er, it means that you and your father have worked hard. Not enough, the location is not high enough.

I watched the daughter of the eldest princess's affair with a scholar who sold calligraphy and painting. Those of us in the know had to pretend we didn't know and help to cover it up, for fear that others would know that we knew.

It can be seen that there is no fixed appearance for girls. If you want Miner not to be talked behind by others in the future, you should not teach me what to do now, but work hard and make yourself the one above all people. !

If you don't have the skills, don't blame others. My son of a fool knows that when I meet someone with a higher status outside and get humiliated by others, I try to find a way to get back on my feet. If I can't find it, I hold back. The truth went home and asked his parents for help. "

Shi Yan snorted and successfully made Rong Anbo and his eldest brother Chu Zhaoyan blow their hair. Without saying a word, he asked the big housekeeper to pull the person down. He was beaten ten times in front of everyone and imprisoned in the ancestral hall.

No one can stop it.

In fact, except for Miner, no one wanted to stop him, even the old lady was shocked by Shi Yan's earth-shattering remarks. She wanted to teach Shi Yan a lesson and make Shi Yan's memory improve.

Only Min'er, when no one sneaked into the ancestral hall in the evening, said to Shi Yan with shining eyes: "Second uncle, Min'er thinks what you said is reasonable, girls don't have a fixed appearance, and what they said is wrong. ."

Shi Yan ate the big meat buns brought by his niece and rubbed it on his niece's head with his oily hands: "Then what kind of woman do you want to be? It was agreed in advance that the second uncle would definitely not work! Second uncle is unique, who is it? It's too difficult to become the second uncle, so the second uncle recommends that you set a small goal first."

Min'er's eyes were sparkling: "Which small goal do you set?"

Shi Yan thought for a while, and said casually, "How about the Empress Dowager Wenjing from the previous dynasty?"

Min'er wondered, "Who is that?"

"I want the second uncle to tell you everything, so what is it? Go back and read by yourself." Shi Yan was full and began to chase people, "This time the buns with mushrooms and minced meat are too salty, remember to bring something lighter tomorrow. Yes, otherwise it's easy to get angry."

"Oh, I see! Min'er will bring it to you tomorrow morning!"

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