Shanwa Small Rich Farmers

Chapter 160: monkey enters the house

   "The monkey is obedient now, let's take it back?" Zhuo Yiqing said softly while looking at Wen Nu.

Wen Xu was about to go home, and when she heard Zhuo Yiqing say this, she said, "Why bring it home, besides, even if we bring it inside, the Demon King won't let it into the courtyard, if it enters the courtyard Come on, the Demon King won’t make a fuss to death?”

Wen Xu believes that it is impossible for the monkeys to be hungry in the village now. The monkeys have shown a tendency to integrate into Wenjia Village. Now that there are children who give them whips, they will definitely have children to eat. There is no need to think about it Yes, someone must have done that.

  Zhuo Yiqing seems to want to take the monkey home very much now, and immediately said: "If you don't bring it, how do you know whether the devil will let it go or not?"

   "Okay, you take it with you" Wen Xu really had no choice but to say this to Zhuo Yiqing.

   Zhuo Yiqing heard Wen Xu say this, and immediately said happily: "Little monkey, let's go."

  The monkey looked at Zhuo Yiqing, unmoved at all, and squatted on the branch of the tree, flicking the whip in his hand.

  Seeing the behavior of the monkey, Zhuo Yiqing immediately said to Wen Xu: "You tell it to go, I can't do it!"

  Wen Xu declined and said: "I can teach you to move if you can't be moved? This monkey is not raised by our family!"

   "Just call it out, it won't do anything, if you call it and it doesn't respond, let's go back to eat." Zhuo Yiqing stretched out her hand and pushed Wen Nu's arm.

  Wen Xu had no choice but to say: "Monkey, let's go".

   This sentence is very perfunctory, not to mention Zhuo Yiqing, even Wen Xu herself felt the problem inside.

"Speak to the monkey, lower your head, who knows what you are talking about, let alone a monkey, I don't know who you are talking to, you speak to the monkey, and make a gesture of waving again !" Zhuo Yiqing demonstrated to Wen Xu while talking.

  The reason why he said perfunctory is that Wen Xu is afraid that the monkey will follow him home. There are already a lot of things when he comes home, and having a scum makes him very worried. One more monkey at home? That must be more troublesome.

"You are still so particular, go home quickly, the mussels and boiled loach at home are almost cold, now go home and say that you will still be able to catch the most delicious last train." Wen Xu tried to divert Zhuo Yiqing's attention , turning her gaze from the monkey to the eating.

  It's a pity that this naive idea is doomed to fail, Zhuo Yiqing was not fooled by herself at all.

   "Be careful! Don't change the subject," Zhuo Yiqing said seriously.

   Seeing that there was no other way, Wen Xu yelled weakly at the monkey: "Come down, come home!"

   Originally, he was very careful in what he said, and he didn't show much enthusiasm. He just said something quickly to the monkey. Who knew that the monkey who was staying on the branch immediately jumped down and walked to Wen Xu's side.

   "Squeak! Squeak!"

  The monkey looked up at Wen Xu, barked twice, and then reached out and grabbed Wen Xu's trousers.

  Zhuo Yiqing saw it, and immediately pointed to Wen Xu and said, "Oh! So that's how it is!"

   "What is it like?" Wen Xu couldn't say anything now, but when she heard Zhuo Yiqing's words, she was startled, thinking she had discovered something.

Zhuo Yiqing said: "You don't let me feed the monkeys, and feed them secretly by myself, now you can't understand why the monkeys are so close to you, and others, such as me, just look like they don't care. How do you explain this?"

   "Maybe the monkey thinks I'm more handsome!" Wen Xu had no choice but to say so.

  Zhuo Yiqing didn't care about Wen Xu at all, and directly took the monkey's hand: "Let's go!"

   This monkey is also weird, this time it was dragged home by Zhuo Yiqing, Wen Xu had no choice but to follow Zhuo Yiqing's pace, and walked towards her small courtyard.

   As Wen Xu said, the monkey would never go in again when it reached the gate of the yard. It stood at the gate and screamed unceasingly, and its monkey eyes kept looking at the jujube tree in the yard.

  The devil over there heard the monkey's cry, and immediately appeared on the branch of the tree, holding a peanut in his hand, and stared at the monkey at the door while nibbling.

   "Demon King, don't hit the monkey!" Zhuo Yiqing tried to discuss with the Devil King and ask him to let the monkey into the courtyard. Unfortunately, the Devil King didn't even let her touch it many times, let alone listen to her words.

   After saying a few words, Zhuo Yiqing turned her head to look at Wen Xu again: "Come here!"

   "Me again!" Wen Xu said dumbfounded.

  After speaking, Zhuo Yiqing picked up the monkey with great effort, put it on Wen Xu's body, and pushed Wen Xu into the yard.

I have to say that this woman is really horrible. I was afraid of being hit by the devil, so I hid my head behind Wen Xu's back, bent over to avoid the direction where the devil might hit me, and hugged her behind Wen Xu. The monkey's warmth pushed it into the yard.

   "You are really unreliable!" Wen Xu said with a smile: "If you dare to hit me, the devil will hit me first, right?"

"Then what do you want to do? I am a woman at the front, and I will go first when I encounter danger? Are you a man or am I a man? Besides, you are not my boyfriend. You are afraid of even minor injuries and pains." , if it were replaced by someone with a gun, you would have to push me to the front to block the gun immediately," Zhuo Yiqing said convincingly.

   "Who did you offend, everyone was shot!" Wen Xu walked into the house with the monkey in his arms while talking.

  In two or three sentences, the two of them and the monkey had already arrived at the pot house. The devil yelled on the branch, but he didn't throw the nuts at the monkey in the end.

   "What are you doing!"

  As soon as she entered the pot house, Zhuo Yiqing saw Wen Xu put down the monkey, so she walked up to Wen Xu with a curious face, looked at him face to face, and then stretched out her hand to twist Wen Xu's face.

  While twisting, he said: "What about you makes animals like you! Why don't I think so?"

   slapped Zhuo Yiqing's hand off: "You silly woman, it doesn't hurt!"

   After speaking, Wen Xu turned around and walked to the edge of the pot, lifted the lid of the pot and said, "Sit down, ready to eat!"

   Fortunately, Zhuo Yiqing's temper was a bit careless, and she didn't intend to delve into the reason why. When the monkey came into the house, she became very honest, and even pulled a small bench for the monkey and sat down, waiting for the meal.

  I don’t know if the monkey’s IQ is because it’s smart enough to stay in the space, or what. The monkey with five people and six people sat on the bench. At first glance, it really looks like that.

  Wen Xu finished the meal, put it on the table, and called Dong Liang into the house to eat. As for the scum who ran around at the gate of the courtyard, as soon as they smelled the smell of the food, they immediately rushed into the pot room without being called.

   "What are you doing?" Wen Xu looked at Zhuo Yiqing while eating, seeing that she had picked something to feed the monkey, but the monkey was very unwilling to eat, so she kept feeding it.

   "Why don't monkeys eat?" Zhuo Yiqing looked at Wen Xu and asked.

   "The macaque is an omnivore, and it also eats meat! You roll the rice into a ball, and then put some loach head and minced mussel meat in it!" Wen Wen said.

  Zhuo Yiqing heard that macaques are omnivores, and couldn't help but opened their eyes wide, with a look of disbelief: "It still eats meat? Why not feed loach meat, it likes to eat loach heads?"

"People can't eat loach meat. Even if we don't eat it, we can still feed it to the pillars. Those who don't work and those who make trouble can only eat loach heads." Wen Xu glanced at Zhuo Yiqing and said: "You still want to eat loach meat." raising monkeys."

"Don't you still have you, you are my boyfriend, you just need to know it! Besides, why are you so cruel to monkeys? In your eyes, Dongliang is your own son, and everything else is picked up! "

Zhuo Yiqing didn't care, picked out a few spoonfuls of rice from her own bowl, balled it up twice, then wrapped a knuckle-long loach into the rice, rolled it into a ball and put it on the monkey in front of.

  The monkey stretched out his hand, grabbed the rice ball and opened his mouth to eat it. While eating, he screamed at Zhuo Yiqing.

well! Wen Xu sighed inwardly, knowing that there would be another monkey in his family who was eating rice.

  After the whole meal, Zhuo Yiqing spent most of the time feeding the monkey, feeding the monkey until its belly bulged, but she didn't eat much.

   After the meal, Wen Xu started to clear the table, Zhuo Yiqing got tired of teasing the monkey, and played with her mobile phone.

  While tidying up, Wen Xin glanced at it and suddenly saw the monkey sitting down, and began to pose as if to defecate.

"Depend on!"

  Wen Xu quickly put down the bowls and chopsticks in his hand, immediately picked up the monkey, ran out of the yard, ran across the path to the small woods at the door, and then put it down.

   Probably frightened by Wen Xu's actions, the monkey's **** didn't come down until Wen Xu let it down.

   "No pooping at home from now on!..."

  Wen Xu waited for the monkey to finish pooping, then pointed at the monkey and began to train the monkey, making the monkey confused.

   "What is running so fast?"

  Wen Xu returned to the pot room, Zhuo Yiqing still looked at Wen Xu in a daze and asked.

  Wen Xu said: "It's not your fault, you didn't notice that the monkey was going to defecate just now? In the future, the monkey will defecate at home, and you will be responsible for handling it!"

"why me?"

   "You recruited the family, wasn't it you or me?"

  Zhuo Yiqing listened and smiled and played foolishly: "Anyway, if I don't do it, I can see it!"

  Knowing that Wen Xu is a clean person, Zhuo Yiqing is a little bit confident.

   What else could Wen Xu say, so he could only sigh.

  ………

   "Uncle Xu, Uncle Xu? Are you at home?"

   "At home! Come in, people are in the pot house" Wen Xu said immediately after hearing this.

  At first, Wen Xu thought it was a trivial matter for one or two people to find her, but who knew that seven or eight people came into the house immediately, and most of them were working in their own greenhouse.

   "What's the matter?"

  As soon as she saw these people, Wen Xu got a general idea of ​​something. These people were afraid that they were going to leave their greenhouse and prepare to work on their own one-acre land.

   "Uncle, it's like this. The projects of our families have been divided up. Fourth sister-in-law's sheep will arrive in a few months. The shed at home has not been erected yet, and the pond at fifth sister's house needs manpower..."

   Upon hearing that this was indeed the case, Wen Xu nodded and said, "I understand, but are you leaving now?"

   "I can still work for a few days, but not for too long, and other people can't do it," said Xu Xinghua, Guangsong's daughter-in-law.

  Wen Xu knew that Xu Xinghua also gave up the work at home, there was nothing she could do, because she had helped Guangsong's family a lot, and the couple was grateful, even if someone else wanted to leave, she would feel embarrassed to leave.

After thinking for a while, Wen Xu said: "Why don't you do this? If you have time every day, come over and help with the harvesting of the vegetables? It will take up an hour of your time every day, so you can go home and help, and You can also make some money during this period. Those projects in your family will take some time from input to output, and the whole family can’t tie their mouths, can they? Xu Xinghua, you are the same, from tomorrow At first, you can all go home and come to my shed to help out every day when the vegetables are collected. Of course, the wages will not be the same as before, and the meals will be ignored. What do you think if we pay by the hour?"

As soon as these words were said, these little daughters-in-law immediately burst into smiles. For them, their own affairs are busy, and hiring people is definitely not as diligent as their own family members. Besides, who is not busy in the entire Wenjia Village, who can they hire? go? Even if they hired outsiders, which family would be willing to spend such a large amount of money for food and lodging? Now that Wen Nuan mentioned it, it happened to be a way to get the best of both worlds.

  Xu Xinghua said: "Uncle, what if you don't have a man in your greenhouse?"

   "It's no big deal, I'll do it myself every day! It's nothing more than opening and closing the windows, and it doesn't take much trouble. I'll find someone while I'm doing it," Wen Wen said with a smile.

  According to my observations these days, there is nothing serious about the greenhouse. Wen Xu feels that he can handle it alone, and it is not so easy to hire people now, so Wen Xu decided to do his own work.

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