Shanwa Small Rich Farmers

  As soon as Wen Xu returned home with the basket in hand, she saw Zhuo Yiqing looking around for something, so she asked, "What are you looking for?"

  Zhuo Yiqing asked: "I'm looking for Khan, have you seen it, I don't know where it went all morning, I still want it to play a part for Yinger!"

  At this time, Zhuo Yiqing looked disappointed, and on the other end of the phone, Qu Yinger stretched her head and greeted Wen Xu.

Khan is not talking about a person, let alone the leader of a nomadic people, but a monkey who came to the house some time ago and took up a place. Naturally, the name Khan cannot be warmly named. Such a "good" name must be It came from Zhuo Yiqing, and only she has the leisure to name a monkey.

   "Wait until it comes back and then broadcast it. It would be a good thing if the monkey ran away," Wen Xin said casually.

Zhuo Yiqing immediately poured out her stinginess on Wen Xu: "It's all your fault, it's not good to Khan at all, it's all right now, you see it doesn't care much every day, almost a big one a day Hang out outside for half a day."

   "Can this also be blamed on me?" Wen Xu said with a smile.

"It's not that you are too harsh on it. It doesn't do this or that every day. If you throw a piece of paper, you have to throw it into the paper tube. It's just a monkey, not a human! Besides, even if it's a human being, I don't care. If you talk about you so much, you probably don’t want to stay at home. Well, I won’t tell you anymore, I’m going to find Khan.” After Zhuo Yiqing finished speaking, she continued to turn her little head and kept shouting Khan, Khan's out the door.

  Wen Xu smiled, turned around and went into the kitchen to take out the things in his basket, then hid behind the woodpile and dodged into the space, picked some vegetables, and started to make breakfast.

   "Is Uncle Xu at home?"

   "Come in, I'm in the kitchen!"

   After Wen Xu finished speaking, a figure appeared at the door, and when he turned around, he saw Guangli's daughter-in-law Zheng Qingqing standing at the door.

"What's up?"

   "Uncle, I want to use your donkey to order me around, but the face at home is gone." Zheng Qingqing stood at the door and looked at Wen Xu with a smile on his face.

  Wen Xu nodded and said: "Okay, the donkey is being raised in Qinglongwa!"

Zheng Qingqing said with a bitter face: "Uncle, how can I pull your big brown donkey? No one in the whole village knows that your donkey only recognizes you now. Let's not say that we are going to pull it, even if it is close to the city. You have to prevent it from coming!"

   "Then wait, wait until I finish making breakfast, and I'll bring you the donkey." Wen Xu reached out her hand to gesture for the large vegetable and meat wontons she was making.

"Sister Zhuo is really lucky. To find someone like Uncle, we in Guangli know how to eat all day long, and when the meal is open, we just sit on the edge of the table and wait for me to serve him like a rich landlord." Zheng Qingqing smiled Holding a warm hand.

  Big sister in Zheng Qingqing's mouth does not refer to the age but the gender. Girls who are eleven or twelve years old can also be called big sisters, and those in their sixties can also be called this way. It does not mean that Zhuo Yiqing is older than Zheng Qingqing.

  The countryside here is generally more traditional, especially in Wenjia Village, where almost all the women in the village circle around the pot, and people like Wenxu belong to the phoenix in the chicken coop.

   "Stay here for dinner?" Wen Xu motioned to her for the wonton in his hand.

  Zheng Qingqing quickly waved his hand and said, "No, the head of the house may come back from the construction site and wait for me at home. I just came here to tell you something. If I don't wait for you in the morning, I won't be able to find anyone if I have something to do."

   "Okay, I'll make a note of it! I'll bring you the donkey later." Wen Nu didn't plan for her to really stay for breakfast, so it's okay to be polite and see her out of the house.

   After about a few minutes, Wen Xu was wrapping wontons when he heard Zheng Qingqing's furious and angry voice from outside: "You dead monkey, see if I don't kill you!"

  Wen Xu knew that the monkey was causing trouble as soon as he heard it, so he immediately put down the wonton in his hand, and ran out to see what happened.

As soon as he ran out of the door and passed the small stone bridge, Wen Xu saw Zheng Qingqing with bare feet, jumping and throwing his shoes at the monkey on the tree branch, and kept cursing the dead monkey while shaking , rotten monkey or something.

   "What's wrong?" Wen Xu stood on the stone bridge and asked Zheng Qingqing.

   Seeing Wen Xu approaching, Zheng Qingqing turned his face and said to Wen Xu: "Uncle, look at me!"

   "What is this?" Wen Xu didn't even need to step forward, but saw Zheng Qingqing's gown with a bunch of brown stuff stuck to it. He didn't remember what it was, so he asked.

"The **** thrown by the monkey!" Zheng Qingqing felt a little bit like crying now, she just put on a good gown this morning, and after turning it around, the monkey threw **** on it. If I feel better, that is Weird.

  Wen Xu was stunned when he heard that, monkeys have never had such a thing at home, don't think it's just throwing shit, they didn't even find it when they grabbed it.

   "How did you throw it?" Wen Xu asked.

Zheng Qingqing said: "I came out of your house, walked here, took out a piece of candy from my pocket, peeled off the candy, and put the candy in my mouth. Jumped down from the tree, picked up the candy wrapper and threw it into a small paper box over there, then came over and reached out to me, I thought it wanted candy, I wanted to give it a piece, but I don’t know if there is any candy on my body So I told it that the sugar was gone, and then I turned around and walked away. As a result, the monkey immediately yelled loudly at me. I ignored it, and then felt that it was throwing something at me. I saw something thrown on my clothes, I looked it up and found it was monkey droppings, what do you think of me?"

  What Zheng Qingqing said made her feel wronged and cried.

After understanding it, Wen Xu felt a little embarrassed, because this matter had something to do with him, the behavior of the monkey was taught by himself, of course, the matter of throwing **** at people was not taught by Wen Wen, it was completely the monkey himself on the spot Showing off has nothing to do with warmth.

   Not knowing how to persuade Zheng Qingqing, Wen Xu fell silent for a while.

"What's going on here?"

   Just when Wen Xu was in a daze, Shi Shangzhen came over and looked at Zheng Qingqing's face with tears, wondering how Wen Xu recruited him, and asked while looking at Wen Xu with his eyes.

  Wen Xu looked at her eyes, and immediately said: "Look what I am doing, I just came out, and the culprit is staying in the tree!"

   After speaking, Wen Xu pointed out the monkey on the branch of the tree.

  Shi Shangzhen looked at the monkey on the branch and said with a smile, "What can a monkey do?"

  Wen Xu took a look at Zheng Qingqing, and Zheng Qingqing immediately repeated what happened to him and his teacher Shangzhen.

  Shi Shangzhen listened thoughtfully and said: "So that's how it is."

   When he said that, he took his eyes to Wen Xu's body again.

   "Look what I'm doing, I didn't let the monkey throw it!" Mr. Wen Xu felt that Shi Shang really saw what bad things were thinking in his heart, and this feeling made Wen Xu feel very uncomfortable.

  Shi Shangzhen said: "I didn't say it was you, why are you so sensitive!"

   "I can tell by the look in your eyes that you are not thinking in a good direction!" Wen Xu said.

  Shi Shangzhen said: "You can, I haven't seen you for a few days, you will see my psychology, where did you learn mind reading skills?"

   Zheng Qingqing, who was standing by the side, was a little dumbfounded, thinking: What are you two doing? Why do I sound like a flirtatious attitude, don't think that I, a person who was thrown **** by a monkey, doesn't exist, okay?

"Director Master!" Zheng Qingqing interrupted the conversation between the two, turned to Shi Shangzhen and said, "We should drive the monkey out of our village, and it is best to send it to the zoo. There is a lot of monkeys in the village. It's not safe, it's throwing **** at me today, what if one day you throw stones at people, if this hits people in a bad way, how will it end?"

   Before Shi Shangzhen could speak, he saw Guangli coming back from the entrance of the village with a pole on his shoulders. Seeing Wen Xu, Shi Shangzhen and his wife standing together, he immediately approached with a smile.

   "What are you talking about with the director and Uncle Xu?"

  Wen Guangli didn't realize that his mother-in-law still had such communication skills, so he couldn't help feeling secretly happy.

   "What the fuck, look at my clothes, I just changed this morning!..." Seeing his own man coming, Zheng Qingqing seemed to have found his backbone, and immediately grabbed Wen Guangli and began to cry.

  The men in the valley have no other skills, but the ability to protect their wives is still first-class. So Wen Guangli was furious when he heard this, he picked up the pole on his shoulder and threw it at the monkey on the branch.

Wen Guangli's movements are fast, but how can he be faster than the monkey trained in the space? I saw the monkey flashing like this, stretching its limbs gracefully, jumping from one tree to another almost in an instant .

  The whole thing happened so fast, neither Wen Xu nor Shi Shangzhen came to stop him, Wen Guangli had already killed the monkey.

   "Stop, why are you crazy!" Shi Shangzhen asked with a straight face.

  Hearing what Shi Shangzhen said, Wen Guangli was a little stunned holding the pole, and murmured: "This monkey threw **** at my wife!"

"It depends on the situation!" Shi Shangzhen frowned: "Besides, what's the matter between you and a monkey, the next time you throw something anywhere, either bring something to eat, or don't throw it away. Now monkeys are protected animals, not to mention you were killed, even if you were injured, should I, the village director, arrest you or not?"

  Wen Guangli and Zheng Qingqing were a little stunned when they heard this. In their impression, since when did monkeys be regarded as protected animals, and besides, this monkey can also ride on people's heads? Monkeys are only allowed to throw **** at us, but we are not allowed to teach them a lesson? Whose law is this!

However, although the two of them thought so in their hearts, they did not dare to refute Shi Shangzhen's words. Firstly, Shi Shangzhen's prestige in the village is getting higher and higher, and when he comes to the village, it can be said that Shi Shangzhen has shown "covering the sky with one hand" in the division of land. Even Wen Shigui, the old village director, stood up to the situation, not to mention that everyone was just looking forward to a better day, and no one wanted to offend the teacher director.

   "Okay! Go home and take off your clothes and wash them. In the future, whether our village can go to a higher level and develop tourism, I think we have to rely on this monkey to attract tourists. Go!"

   After finishing speaking, Shi Shangzhen didn't wait for the two to refute, and immediately waved to them, signaling them to go home.

  Hearing what Shi Shangzhen said, Wen Guangli and his wife couldn't say anything, and the dejected couple just went home.

   Watching the two leave, Shi Shangzhen asked Wen Xu, "Tell me, what's going on?"

  Instinctively, Shi Shangzhen felt that this matter had something to do with Wen Xu.

  Wen Xu didn't intend to hide it, and with Zhuo Yiqing's big mouth, it's not easy to hide what he has put on the bright side, so Wen Xu briefly explained the matter here.

   "Are you conditioned reflex?" Shi Shangzhen couldn't help but asked with a smile.

  Wen Xu said confidently: "Then what should I do? This thing is either **** or throwing things everywhere. If I don't teach it a lesson, it can destroy my home and turn my home into a cesspit by the way!"

Every time the monkey does something that does not satisfy Wen Xu, Wen Xu will punish the monkey. Every time the monkey does something that satisfies Wen Xu, Wen Xu will reward him with a piece of fruit or something else. Monkeys who have experienced space experience are indeed smarter than ordinary monkeys. After teaching them about ten times, they can gradually understand Wen Xu's requirements, and gradually develop a certain hygiene habit. The paper will be picked up in the box, and then begged for food from Wen Xu or Zhuo Yiqing.

  Shi Shangzhen smiled, then nodded as if remembering something, and said: "You monkey is well trained, and this monkey may become the sanitation supervisor of our Wenjia Village in the future!"

   "Sanitation Supervisor?!"

  Wen Xu was a little dumbfounded.